Barbie

Are you planning to watch Barbie? less than a month until we get the first kino of the year

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  1. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    with pants off

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      this
      I love me some margot, even if she's a movie killer

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        Based Margotbro
        Now if only she chose better projects and could finally star in more than just one good film

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        She's so natural in some roles like Sharon Tate. Offscreen there's a mannequin-like stiffness...

  2. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    no

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Barbie 1980
      >Olivia Newton-John as Barbie
      >Leslie Nielson as Ken
      oh god why were we robbed of this kino

  3. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    No sounds like a boring movie for gays

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      yes, this is why i'm goig, because i'm straight as an arrow boy

  4. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Damn, Margot's looking old, bros.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      Dude, she's barely 32 years old

  5. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Via 2160p torrent while I'm smashed on bourbon and high as frick on my couch, I'm not paying for a zany feminist lecture from Greta Garloid or whoever the frick she is.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      Way to fight the power you drunk coomer moron.

  6. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    another girl boss flick with old hag? no way

  7. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Jannie is really being a b***h today

  8. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    I don't feel so good...

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      literally me

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      he aged a lot

  9. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Do you think they fricked?

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      Really wanna cum on her face lads

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        Yes.

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        she looks like the funhaus chick

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      No.
      She's hot, but she's not a bawd and is married.
      This film looks like trash btw.

      Why can't Hollywood do a film that's a sendup and satire?
      The Brady Bunch movie worked perfectly for that.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      Eva Mendez won't allow it

  10. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    kinda disappointed the goose took this role tbdesu
    still going to watch it for him but he let me down

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      >kinda disappointed the goose took this role tbdesu

      why? can't match his Ken-ergy?

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        Ive been working out for months man, why cant I just match his look and steal a bunch of milfs like I was supposed to

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          Mouseketeer boot camp is the secret

  11. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    How can Gosling looksmaxx from this? We need chad goose again

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      he is too old now

  12. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    >watching women good, men bad propoganda

  13. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    no way gay

  14. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Used to think I'd go watch it for the memes, but not gonna happen. Troon barbie, fat barbie and literally another portrayal of le strong woman lol.
    I'm not the target audience for it obviously.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      Your description barely scratched the surface of the movie’s preachy wokeness. It’s going to be even worse about that then you think.

  15. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    I thoroughly enjoyed the director's other movie - Lady Bird so interested to see how this one goes.

  16. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Probably pirate it.

  17. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Why is his belt buckle not centered over the fly of his pants? Did he thread it wrong?

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      Wow, he really is literally me.

  18. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Xbox will release a barbie console

  19. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    They cast a man dressed as a woman for the entire film.
    So no.

  20. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    I would watch it if they gave them doll joints and made them look like puppets. The most tense scene could be a giant young boy trying to pull their heads off.

  21. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    No, I'm not a boomer woman and I am not a flaming homosexual.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      >I am not a flaming homosexual.
      Why are you on Cinemaphile then?

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