>Barbie is projected to earn $45-55 million in its opening weekend
>Oppenheimer is projected to earn $30-35 million
>Both films have budgets of $100 million
Nolan bros..
https://www.worldofreel.com/blog/2023/6/n396l7kl9jriro6nraf6wjd7b2f11q
Barbie Beating Oppenheimer in Early Box-Office Projections
I'M A BARBIE GIRL
you'll never be a woman
i'm trans btw
Oppenheimer got fricked by the R rating bro
>R rating
has almost no influence on the box office
He’s hardly going to be hanging dong the entire movie is he?
Now I'm watching it in IMAX.
With WWIII around the corner nukes are big topic again. James Cameron even wants to make his Hiroshima movie.
or maybe the reality is that the background story of Oppenheimer is something that people want to spend maybe 30 minutes on not 3 hours.
No it didn't. John Wick just made over $400 million. It's a three hour long period biopic about some boomer no one cares about. It was destined to fail
>boomer
>born 1904
sigh
Anyone before 1970 is a boomer, boomer
Joker did well though.
Is rated moronic?
So we wont see japs cook?
Nothing to do with the rating. I just don't think people give a shit about the atom bomb and it's Nolan so he's going to drag scenes out with tension music in the background
>MMF MMM MMMF MF MM MMM MFFF MF MMM
Nolan ruined his career by releasing a completely moronic unwatchable movie during Covid and having it be the only thing released to watch so a bunch of people who would normally avoid him got duped into going to see that completely moronic incomprehensible shitshow Tenet and it's badness became a meme.
Tenet was shit, but no one's perfect.
>REVERSE BURNING IS FREEZING
kek who wrote this?
underage teens are desperate to see the fricking Oppenheimer story
>movie of a toy that every living woman on the planet played with
vs.
>4 hour biopic of a relatively unknown scientist
>4 hour biopic of a relatively unknown scientist
wouldn't call him unknown, just a pretentious prick
>wouldn't call him unknown
He is definitely unknown. If it wasn't for his "I am become death" quote, the Redditors wouldn't even know who he is. It would be like making a biopic about James Watson.
You just contradicted yourself by saying hes known for a quote. So hes not unknown, also didn’t you learn about him in middle school?
James Watson.. Sherlock Holmes right hand man?
But James Watson is famous...who the frick hasn't heard of DNA?
>But James Watson is famous
He's literally not. Anybody who knows who he is only knows him for getting canceled.
It's okay to be stupid anon, but don't assume everyone is
Is it really 4 hours?
While he’s not unknown, Oppenheimer genuinely looks like absolute trash. Nolan hasn’t made a half-decent movie since TDKR. And the dialogs in his movies is getting worse and worse. The trailer for this had some of the worst dialogs I’ve ever heard in recent memory. Like they hired Tommy Wiseau to write character interactions.
>The trailer for this had some of the worst dialogs I’ve ever heard in recent memory. Like they hired Tommy Wiseau to write character interactions.
These two statements contradict each other.
who the frick asked for an Oppenheimer movie?
its oscar bait
it was me.
I asked my homie Nolan to make an Oppie biopic just because of the "I'm become Sneed" meme. And he was like "I have nothing better to do right now, so why not"
>who the frick asked for an Oppenheimer movie?
If Opp wins an Oscar, something is getting nuked,
Or a former global asset management company, that was owned by Carlyle Group, is making a comeback.
The story of nuclear weapons is absolutely fascinating, check out Uranium: Twisting the Dragon's Tail if you can find it, it's on PBS in America and Amazon Prime basically everywhere else.
the industrial military complex
Why not, though?
who the frick asked for a Barbie movie?
The CIA
>Barbie go to the real world
Is this fricking 2010 again?
I wish
Honestly who even gives a frick about some withered israelite homosexual. It's not like he got hoes or built the bomb solo
tf kinda male had an opinion on Barbie as a kid? Let alone "hate".
This some gen z shit.
Boys showing how "manly" they are by performatively hating anything associated with girls. Same with the tendency for torturing and abusing cats because it upset women and cats were considered feminine, I got called a gay for trying to stop other redneck kids from hurting them.
>t. born 1989 in Louisiana
I was born in 1989 Maryland and the worst any kids in my neighborhood did was laugh at dried up worms on the sidewalk.
You just grew up around actual psychopaths.
You're a liar or in a minority
when did you interact with barbies though? I never came within enough distance to actively learn to hate one.
The frick are you on about?
What kind of boy didn't? It was a "girl toy" it's pretty common for little boys not to like "girl things" at a young age.. it wasn't even barbie it was the fact that she's..once again a girls toy
Definitely not zoomer shit lmao. You must have been sheltered. If anything zoomer boys were more likely to play with dolls than any other generation prior.
Look at this gay zoomer, he even talks like a Black person
This, but unironically. I actually agree with all the soccer moms that thought it was making children dumber back in the day.
>Barbie
>Oppenheimer
And neither of those will top Mario
>little mermaid at 5
B...but what about go woke...go broke...
that's only domestic box office for some reason.
Mario made 1 BILLION 3 hundred. there's a gap of a billion dollars with the Little Floating Turd.
and it's STILL below fricking Quantumania.
and it STILL has to make any profits.
>Titanic 25th anniversary
>domestic 21.4%
>foreign 78.6%
Lol and Fast X is similar. That's crazy.
Everything is flopping. It’s a weak year af the box office all around.
Barbie is going to be a massive bomb lol. By those estimates it'll be lucky to make $100 mil domestic, which is disastrous considering that budget and the intense marketing campaign
Goose is too old and ugly to play Ken.
There. I said it. And I'm glad I did.
Was at the cinema last week and the Barbie trailer came on and the whole theatre literally cooed with excitement like a flock of pigeons. It was a showing of Chunking Express so the audience was filled with Film Twitter homosexual types who are hyped for Barbie in that moronic post ironic sense.
Isn't that like obvious? You have a movie where families can bring their children and then a movie where only grown ups can come and see...
Did someone actually expect Oppenheimer to earn more than Barbie?
>You have a movie where families can bring their children
holy frick you bought the scam?
Barbie will 0% be a family friendly or kid oriented movie.
it's a movie for adults. not just that, it's a movie for unfrickable roasties and queers who hate men, especially white ones.
as soon as it opens, word of mouth will do a number on it.
>a movie where families can bring their children
I don't know a single person who still wants to bring their kids to see Barbie after seeing the the trailer that is nothing but sex jokes.
Granted I only know two people with kids, but still.
>a movie where families can bring their children
Anon...
>Early Box-Office Projections
So its fricking nothing?
B-Barbiebros!?
Do people really buy movie tickets two months in advance?
Indy will be fine. As long as there is a fridge nearby, Oppenheimer isnt a threat. So Barbie can only help Indy survive Nolan's bomb.
Going to Barbie signals your limited intelligence.
Going to Oppenheimer proves you're a Demigod.
You have that reversed
Ameritards don't got to the movies to think.
>shitty boring Nolan flick vs. FUN (probably)
Duh.
Barbie is going to be a 2-hour whinging feminist screed (as confirmed by test screenings and comments by people like Will Ferrell). The suits are hiding that from the trailers because they know it won’t sell.
BARBIE BROS IN THE HOOOOUSE TONIGHT
Barbie is going to be the biggest film of the year
the duality of man
where to cop?
I have become plastic
barblacked
Drip. Give up the link, el niggo.
The Duanility of Man
double feature when?
quinoa
Obviously. Barbie is a cultural icon loved by generations of people (mainly women) and is staring fan favorite Ryan Gosling and I suppose the girl playing barbie is also liked
Nobody wants to see a 3 hour movie about Oppenheimer being a cry baby b***h.
I stole my sister's barbies and made them grind my dick naked.
>not stealing your sister
NGMI
I had to beg for my own Xena action figure in the mid 90s. it was smaller than Barbie and couldnt remove clothing, but it was mine to molest. to this day cleavage and panties are still my top fetishes.
You failed as a son
Basado
I plan on going to see it in theaters the first week it's out. Mainly because miss robbies feet. Also she was made for this role.
We want the kpop audience
>We need asian ken to appeal to asians
>Lets get the angry guy asian people keep saying is ugly as frick
Why?
lotta things made sense when I found out he was a leaf.
OP-OP-OPENHEIMA STYLE!!
> Taking the quorum seriously
Is Cinemaphile this dumb? Their metrics are based on twitter chatter and online surveys, lmao. Oppenheimer is crushing it in pre-sales.
Every oppeinheimer screening in the Phoenix area is sold out until Sunday wtf are you talking about.
Because no one gives a frick about an Oppenheimer movie. We already know what happened and he’s not interesting.
If Opp includes this song it'll be a massive hit (at least in Canada, eh)
It’s gonna be OPPEN HEIMER STYLE OP OP OP OP or some stupid pop culture referential shit that appeals to braindead zoomers
She's so hot it's unreal
>he thinks Margot is real
Ever met her?
All around the most beautiful actress working right now.
she's a great actor and can be doll'd up pretty well with makeup. That's about it.
>a movie that appeals to the lowest common denominator does better at the box office than a movie that appeals to a niche segment of the consumer base
And in other breaking news, the sun is hot, water is wet, and OP is a gayit.
test
Sex with Margot
Dropping bombs with Oppenheimer
Both movies are going to flop. The hype for the Barbie movie is very online. When are studios going to realize that mentions on Twitter don't materialize into ticket sales?
Margot Robbie is box office POISON.
Men are not going to come out to see Barbie. Online hype is one thing but in reality most adults have enough shame to be embarrassed to go see a baby movie that is catered to adults.
>but in reality most adults have enough shame to be embarrassed to go see a baby movie that is catered to adults
most well adjusted normie types know how to have fun, laugh at something and move on with their lives
>most well adjusted normie types know how to have fun, laugh at something and move on with their lives
This is true for capeshit and ironic meme movies like Snakes on a Plane, but not for movies centered around dolls made for little girls.
true..a friend & I saw this monstrosity at a theater & just laughed it off
I also watched that, and got this weird vibe by the other "parents" like they were trying to come onto Mr. Peabody, and there was just a creepily cosmopolitan air throughout the film.
Finally we can all agree that Christopher Nolan is box office poison. And a hack.
This is a fine day.
My movie.. is a flop?
NOW I AM BECOME BARBIE, DESTROYER OF NOLAN
>People would rather watch some fictional Aryans than movie about some israelite
Kek, not complaining tho
The barbie is exponentially more israeli than Oppenheimer. Let me ask you. Which movie has a troony in it?
But I thought Oppenheimer was beating Indy in presales?
Isn't MR kind of cursed? Very pretty woman, but her projects don't generate a lot of revenue, right? But then, Barbie is a pretty strong brand.
I wouldn't mind watching Barbie, I just have no idea what the movie is about. At this point Hollywood could've slapped the title Barbie on The Wolf of Wallstreet and everyone would have accepted it.
>Throw a b***h fit and leave WB even though you had a long and fruitful relationship and they released your movie in theatres during a pandemic like you wanted
>They release a Barbie movie the same day as your next film ensuring it bombs.
Is this the most based thing WB has ever done?
I WILL choke an Oppenheimer fan to death with my dick.
That is all.
>human like colorful thing better than dull-colored thing
congratulations, you've mastered human psychology
Reminder that Barbie is a gigapozzed feminist movie so if you're planning to see it just to epically own the Oppenheimer movie don't whine on Cinemaphile afterwards.
I’m looking forward to the rude awakening by Cinemaphile zoomers when they realize Barbie will be the opposite of fun.
Imagine thinking that Barbie will be better than Oppenheimer
it probably will
Floppenheimer.... less than 30 days until opening and ZERO hype. only one good meme so far, and it's in udder mockery of this zionist flick.
>OOOH IT'S LIKE THE SOCIAL NETWORK BUT WITH THE A-BOMB.
frick off nolan, you and your cucked lil bro and lisa joy. disgusting hacks
At least I know what Oppi is about. What is Barbie? An Amy Schumer comedy? A Mario style girls' movie?
>At least I know what Oppi is about.
Stop referring to him like you knew him you're not a physicist, homosexual.
Actually I am, but you're right. I didn't know him.
Why are people so excited to see a movie about a israelite
Barbie
>fun, colorful
Oppa Gangman Hopper
>boring, drab
>d-did I do that??!
yeah, clear winner here
Id rather play with barbie dolls, than endure a 2 hour hack nolan movie.
>Both films have budgets of around $100 million.
>Barbie 100 m
HOW??
>Oppenheimer
how is it only 100m??
>how is it only 100m??
Nolan saves a ton of money on his films by skipping professional sound mixing.
Oh yes, sound mixing is famously expensive.
I was going to guess he did it with unknowns but I just checked and Jesus that's a star-studded cast, the only one bigger I've seen this year is Asteroid City
Barbie on top
Should have cast Elle
All the recent Margot/Barbie pictures make me think 'Here's that girl who famously never ages that I was telling you about'.
>All the recent Margot/Barbie pictures make me think 'Here's that girl who is 40 and built like a brick shit house but fools simps because of israelite magic'.
ftfy
Potato, potahto.
Barbie is more frontloaded and some parents will be fooled into taking their children to watch it on opening weekend, but word of mouth tends to ultimately sink the movie
I'm taking my ex wife and our oldest daughter to see this. Does anybody know if Aqua's Barbie Girl is in it?
>he cares about movie numbers instead of movies
pathetic