https://www.worldofreel.com/blog/2023/7/fk7btcydymr28nr3lm4lspepwsvnec
> Gerwig’s “Barbie” will have its embargo lifted on July 9th, as some screenings have slowly, but surely, started happening in and around L.A. and NYC. And yet, I know critics, from major publications, who have still not seen the film and are justifiably frustrated with Warner Bros.
> I have spoken to a few journalists so far who have seen “Barbie”, all of whom were mixed. Do I still think it could get good reviews? Of course. This is such a small sampling and we already know how the tide can change quickly.
u cappin?
No cap ong
You don't need to add a space after >
This lines up with the original reddit leaker.
Nice zinger! Barbie got BTFO
Even more hyped for Barbenheimer. I'm thinking to start with Barbie (shittier one first) then end with Oppenheimer.
Chudheimersisters won
the chuds always win dammit
The thing about the applause at the beginning and the cope after it ended was pretty much everyone's reaction to The Phantom Menace back in the day.
Pretty much. It's a movie that everyone wanted to love and were shocked by how bad it was.
Many gays will deny this but it was true, in fact I say The Prequels marked the ending of movies being a thing people got hyped up about, talked about, went to the movies, it's been fricking bullshit ever since. Motherfrickers in Hollywood are beyond incompetent but they still keep making garbage.
matrix reloaded completely destroyed any tiny hope anyone had
Saw one scene with Prianka Chopra and was convinced it was SNL parody.
No
But.... The gigachad memes
>one ticket to Barbie
>normalgay sex-havers hate it
>extended Goose musical number
I am not afraid to declare that this is /our flick/.
Do Americans really clap when company logos show up
WE WILL TURN CONSOOMERS INTO BRAND AMBASSADORS!
>Reddit
You have to go back
>I really liked the feminist perspective
jfc. imagine that being your first and only thought after watching a movie about Barbie
>whent he barbie logo appeared at the start there was rapturous applause-- everyone was here to see what they assumed would be the great masterpiece of modern franchise filmmaking
fricking what
why
was there ever anything to suggest this would be even remotely good
There were all the memes where cool autist chads would say "five tickets to Barbie for me and the boys"
>marketing tells me the movie is good
>HOW COULD THEY LIE LIKE THAT
how fricking dumb do you have to be
>hype a movie
>some people in the target audience get hyped for it
I am shocked, shocked to discover that advertising and martketing aren't a total waste of money.
Unironically agree 100%
How moronic do you have to be
Nothing about this at any point was promising or looked good, people fell for cheap as frick psyop memes.
This but unironically, since most modern movies are so obviously bad that the marketing clues audiences in that it’s terrible.
Indy 5 marketing with
>It’s called capitalism
Blue Beetle marketing with
>Batman’s a fascist!
>clapping for a movie
Do people really?
obviously fake and gay
wow, sounds as miserable as Indy 5.
I'm not going to read your gay blog.
if journogays hate it , it must be good and ken is literally me
>if journogays hate it ,
I assume quantumania and the flash was for you as well then.
If you want to gauge something is kino from journo reactions this is what you should be looking for. From the same article.
> As for “Oppenheimer,” I wrote a few weeks ago of two people I spoke to who saw it. Both were positive, but with some reservations. It does sound like a hard sell, I won’t lie. A critic friend said it was “pretentious” at times and that the last half hour was jaw dropping.
>the last half hour was jaw dropping.
pretty sure you'd draw more than jaws when exposed to that much radiation
Music to my ears.
Does anyone actually think this was going to be kino? It’s using Black personmusic of the week (á-la the great gatsby remake), troons and all other kinds of disgusting shit.
>oh boy i can't wait to listen to coon tunes for two hours
Offffffff. Profanity music for little girls
>no Aqua - Barbie Girl
The nicki minaj song heavily samples it
It's shit. The original is all that matters
told u i aint got no agua
I need agua por favor
hearty lel
Wow. Just wow. Exquisite, bravo anon.
You gays are easy to please.
for favor, aqua
Black person.
midwit
keep your desperate vituesignalling in your sòycial media
I'm guessing that's one of the TBA's
I actually want to go to Haunted House more than I want to go to Aqua.
I bet Margot Robbie chose the soundtrack
Grim as frick.
>le disdain for bastards face
>Lizzo
Black fatigue. Black exhaustion
TND
N e g r o fatigue.
N I G G E R exhaustion.
YEP, looking like an autogynephile classic. Sam levinson gonna let it run in the background while he jerks off to tiktok minors.
I actually sung track 8. Ask me anything
>pink pantheress
confirmed kino
No original aqua song? Immediately dropped.
I recognize:
Aqua
Nicki
Ryan
Tame impala
Who the frick are these artists?
you either are old or an incel, either way cringe
Is this not the entire album? Genuine question. Listen and judge for yourselves, anons. Personally not a fan. Charlie XCX is back in form tho.
https://open.spotify.com/playlist/2XEU8XahHND9m3XOgIDLqB?si=103afdda4a794729
Holy shit, you weren't joking. Who the frick thinks Lizzo is okay to play to kids?
Leftoids who have gone all in on the groomer agenda. Lil Nas X is now
>Truly a kid favorite
i mean Turn Up The Sunshine was a good song but.. tame imapala bros?? is kevin gonna be ok with a 2nd shitty movie?
>Lizzo - Pink
Well, which artist is it??
>Tame Impala and Ryan Gosling
Based
Is this actually representative of what zoomers listen to?
I wonder why no Sam Smith music ? Maybe Gerwick is a TERF.
>Tame Impala
Based
>Charli XCX
Dimes
Those drugged-out lifeless eyes. Same as Billie Eyelash.
Kinda odd that Ryan Sneedling has a track but Margot Robbie doesn't
I don't know any of these.
The only Dua Lipa song I've listened to is the one with Pep Guardiola. I haven't listened to any of the rest.
Dua Lipa and Charlie XCX are the only ones worth a damn
I'm happy to announce that I have no idea who any of these people are.
😀
They're not people
😀
What’s the deal with black people? They’re not black and they’re not people.
Literally 4 of these people are black you fricking moron lol
4 too many
It’s a feminist movie. I expect it to be mixed.
Just like the children of feminists.
Kek
If it’s a preachy feminist screed, I expect it to get showered with critical praise no matter how terrible it is.
IT'S A FRICKING BARBIE MOVIE. WHAT THE FRICK DID YOU PEOPLE EXPECT.
HOW THE FRICK DO YOU TURN BARBIE, THE DUMBEST FRICKING DOLL IN THE WORLD, INTO A STORY. ALSO, WHY
ARE YOU ALL STUPID? AM I THE ONLY SANE PERSON LEFT ON EARTH?
Barbie's had dozens, if not hundreds at this point, of animated movies and shows.
Its because normie brain rot "hes literally me" meme has made people think gosling = kino
Name one bad movie he was in.
>t.15 year old
Like the Brady Bunch Movie? Self aware camp that makes fun of itself. This one doesn't even look like it'll even match a 90's movie in self-parody.
Except Brady bunch actually had characters and a lore to build off of. Barbie is a woman who does it all.
Look bruv I just expected a Clueless style movie with a hot Barbie. I'm not a neon pink person, but I can appreciate a neon pink aesthetic sometimes.
Barbie and Oppenheimer are both going to flop. Nobody cares about any of this shit.
Should have done a crossover movie. Barbie town gets invade by Japanese toys and they have to ask Oppenheimer for help. Film ends with a bunch of erotic waifu dolls being melted by a nuke.
Mattel x Sanrio crossover
Sanrio has a family friendly brand, they wouldn’t associate with woke garbage, most Japanese international companies are like that
Cillian Murphy is so fricking hot
he's le crying meme man
>Oppenheimer
They kill millions of asians in that film, I'll watch it a dozen times just for that. Hell, I have a signed copy of "Schindler's List" by Liam Neeson.
And there's nothing you can say or do about it.
What's the best film about whites mass exterminating other races? I think that's my fetish.
Independence Day unironically.
>"We will not go quietly into the night. We will not vanish without a fight. We’re going to live on. We’re going to survive. Today we celebrate our Independence Day!”
Whites need a leader like Hitler again.
For a smartass, you're plumb dumb
Those races rose back up, leveled up, & took over like roaches
>I’m not israeli
>nobody’s perfect
>literally just watched this scene
Quit stalking me
>a leader like Hitler again
50,000,000 whites dead. Sounds good to me.
Most casualties of WW2 are Chinese and Soviets, not whites.
Didn't Hitler allied with Japan & Rebels in India ?
aren't the heroes of that movie Will Smith and Jeff Goldbug and his dad Judd Hirsch
>Here are those 20-somethings I was telling you about.
Was always going to be bad. For narcissistic white girls and guys that wanna be narcissistic white girls, nonwhite guys that watch HBO.
Worldofreel is a constant liar.
Dude, i'm gonna watch the movie, you don't need to advertise it for me even more
>https://www.worldofreel.com/blog
>blog
>I have spoken to a few journalists so far who have seen “Barbie”, all of whom were mixed.
Clearly moronic zoomers with no appreciation of mise en scène.
definitely zoomers if they were all mixed
Didn't ask, still seeing Barbie opening night.
Lifting the embargo a week before is usually a good sign
Tell that to Dial of Destiny.
Critics are frequently wrong. This movie is going cult classic.
Obviously dyeing my hair blonde and watching it anyways
>this will sell our movie
-ACK !
>GIRL wiener
>bleurghhh
wait were you guys serious about this shit?
There are shills and some (zoomie) anons who fell for the shilling.
Right? I thought we were all just goofing
You can tell just from the commercials this shit is the equivalent of that cat in the hat movie, only trannies and wine aunts want to see this garbage
Frick you, Cat in the Hat is hilarious.
This movie won’t be hilarious or fun at all. It’ll be a miserable woke b***hing-fest.
Barbie was confirmed as slop the moment they neutered it to be PG 13. It's another film made by a committee of market researchers and toy company execs who desperately want their formerly misogynist toy to be cool again, can't you see that?
>be SJW burgerland
>role model for girls: Barbie
>role model for boys: Oppenheimer
The irony is as thick as a typical burger's hfcs infused blood.
>journalists so far who have seen “Barbie”, all of whom were mixed
The hand picked 'journalists' think it's dumb lmao
Looks like it's OPPEY time for me and my great family
Holy cringe. Of course a Filmbro Finchergay likes Nolan. Greta and Baumbach are much better.
It's a fricking Barbie movie that's supposed to be for little girls. it should've been cute and fun like some Disney princess movie. What moronic homosexual thought they needed to make the Barbie movie some kind of high brow nod to feminism
And give it the death knell by putting a troony with man feet in it.
Little girls (male) need role models too
My fellow straightosexual adult men, THE BARBIE MOVIE MIGHT NOT BE TO OUR TASTE!
>As for “Oppenheimer,” I wrote a few weeks ago of two people I spoke to who saw it. Both were positive, but with some reservations. It does sound like a hard sell, I won’t lie. A critic friend said it was “pretentious.”
It's le over.
>A critic friend said it was “pretentious.”
>It's le over.
Why not give the full quote BarbieShill
> “pretentious” at times and that the last half hour was jaw dropping.
Why would anyone listen to what these gays say about any movie or anything at all
>all of whom were mixed
ESL
>single paragraph article
lol
Every single time there's an embargo like that it means the movie is shit, which is particularly unsurprising in this case
I legit bought 20 shares of Mattel because of this movie. Is been pretty well in the market for the past few months.
My line of thinking was that they're gonna market the shit outta this movie. Should I sell my shit before it goes red? How fricked am i?
>This is such a small sampling and we already know how the tide can change quickly.
subtext: if Disney pays us for good reviews, they'll get good reviews, but they're going to need to hurry up about it if they want our shilling to seem credible.
i havent heard anyone even mention barbie in like 20 years. if someone told me a year ago they had gone out of business and disappeared 10 years ago i would of only been mildly surprised. it seems like the most bizarre thing to dump a few hundred million dollars into and think its going to be successful.