Barbie is going to change your lives

Barbie is going to change your lives

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  1. 12 months ago
    Anonymous

    No, World War III will change "ur" lives

    • 12 months ago
      Anonymous

      never happening, WW3 will be the mechanism to obtain the great reset, so as long as there are real enemies of the globohomosexual still left they won't destroy society yet, first they will make sure to get rid of all of their enemies

    • 12 months ago
      Anonymous

      t-two more weeks Zister!

    • 12 months ago
      Anonymous

      Damn straight it will.

  2. 12 months ago
    Anonymous

    truly there is not one spark of soul behind those eyes

    • 12 months ago
      Anonymous

      What xanax addiction will do to you. She’ll die detoxing from it. Benzodiazepines and alcohol are two drugs that can kill you getting off of. They effect the central nervous system in similar ways. I bet she takes 3-4 Xanax or Clonzopam a day

      • 12 months ago
        Anonymous

        I went Enterhealth Rehab ranch in north Texas. Booze/Coke/Benzos (klonopin). The coke was a joke easy to kick, the booze not too hard, the benzos make you insanely sick and you have to wean off or you can actually die. The addiction is beyond comprehension if you aren’t. It’s worse than meth, as bad as banging heroin. I’ve never felt so fricking sick and mentally weak in my life.

        >don’t take benzos kids
        unless you need to coming down after a 48-72 coke/booze binge

        • 12 months ago
          Anonymous

          >I needed benzos to come down off of 3-day binges
          lol holy fricking shit what a baby take a beta blocker to block your beta and calm down. Imagine getting addicted to life-threatening drugs because you can't deal with a little bit of THE FEAR at the end of a long bender. Coke heads were always the worst. In a world where pharmaceutical grade stimulants are easy to get, imagine snorting that garbage.

          • 12 months ago
            Anonymous

            If I'm already blasting dope and booze for multiple days straight multiple weeks a month why would I suddenly decide to be like "no i won't do THOSE drugs that I know will make me feel better". I'm already a filthy druggie might as well cruise back down and deal with the addiction later. The whole point of my abusing drugs is to avoid pain as long as possible

            • 12 months ago
              Anonymous

              Doing illegal drugs is too much work when you can get drugged up legitimately no problem.

          • 12 months ago
            Anonymous

            Keep that Narcan handy homie. Adderall will lead to phentermine/lomaira leading to you buying bootleg stamped pills.

            This is why all you zoomers laugh and say:
            >imagine x
            Then end up doing something 100x more moronic and dangerous. You want to know moronic? Look at someone addicted to triple Cs or people banging crushed PKs they bought from some rando they met legit that day (the latter is you).

            I fricking lovvve the young people joining the workforce nowadays. So fricking easy to MOG you insufferable detached mental midgets

            • 12 months ago
              Anonymous

              >Keep that Narcan handy homie. Adderall will lead to phentermine/lomaira leading to you buying bootleg stamped pills.
              >implying I do adderal
              What do I look like some doper mom going from pharmacy to pharmacy to find out if they have any in stock? I've transcended to Vyvanse master race. My stimulant of choice is metabolized completely differently ensuring that I'M always the one in control. And those end-of-binge anxiety attacks? Don't happen because unlike coke binges you literally can JUST STOP whenever you want with Vyvanse. So you stop 8-12 hours before you intend to sleep and if you need to take some edge off you do it with something that literally wont addict you and threaten your life like Metoprolololololol

              Git gud, scrub.

    • 12 months ago
      Anonymous

      She's just like me

    • 12 months ago
      Anonymous

      Her eyes look weird. Like shes got Bieber vax face.

    • 12 months ago
      Anonymous

      Women are objects, what does it matter

  3. 12 months ago
    Anonymous

    are npcs incapable of feeling pandered to
    whoever typed that shit has such disdain for plebs

    • 12 months ago
      Anonymous

      >mention npc
      npc detected

    • 12 months ago
      Anonymous

      >are npcs incapable of feeling pandered to
      It used to be that spoiled kids got to eat whatever they wanted on their birthdays. Then, with millennials and zoomers, it became about throwing a birthday party and forcing everyone else to eat what the kid wants. That's what this is. They don't care if they're being pandered to or not. They want to force things on other people because of who is being "pandered to" and who is being forced to tolerate it.

  4. 12 months ago
    Anonymous

    *tips fedora*

    • 12 months ago
      Anonymous

      ah yes Oppenheimer is le deep black and white art film
      frick off

      • 12 months ago
        Anonymous

        Compared to Barbie it is Citizen Kane

        • 12 months ago
          Anonymous

          >my bomb.... exploded
          it's not a serious movie

          • 12 months ago
            Anonymous

            >I miss my sled my mommy gave me

            You can boil any movie down to one moronic sentence.

          • 12 months ago
            Anonymous

            >GET READY TO SOB
            oh, my peepee is gonna by sobbing alright

            oh, my peepee is gonna explode alright

          • 12 months ago
            Anonymous

            Your brain has been fried by memes.

        • 12 months ago
          Anonymous

          >HEEEEEY SEXY LADYYYYYYY

  5. 12 months ago
    Anonymous

    It’s going to be such a battle of the sex that weekend. No straight dude is going to see Barbie. Beta cucks will go see Barbie with some thot who frick the Chad that ditched her to see Oppenheimer

    • 12 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Beta cucks will go see Barbie with some thot who frick the Chad that ditched her to see Mission Impossible 7

      Fixed that for you.

  6. 12 months ago
    Anonymous

    According to early screenings the plot of this movie is that Barbie and Ken go to the real world where they discover women are helpless and oppressed so Ken gets the idea to start a patriarchal incel uprising in the Barbie world and the movie ends with a bold speech from the Mexican Barbie about how gender roles are evil and the world should be trannified. Barbie then leaves Ken to be a lesbian for the Mexican. It's the premier American propaganda film of the year, no wonder countries are already banning it.

    • 12 months ago
      Anonymous

      Would not be surprised if true

    • 12 months ago
      Anonymous

      what about Will Ferrell?

      • 12 months ago
        Anonymous

        He jerks off onto the barbie dolls while looking at their feet

    • 12 months ago
      Anonymous

      >waaaa America
      lol Your shithole countries aren't banning American things. Only China. The rest can't get enough of us turning you all gay. It's why you come to Cinemaphile to cry about America. It's illegal to cry about it in your own countries.

  7. 12 months ago
    Anonymous

    The more this film's annoying and arrogant marketing develops the less I want to see it...

    • 12 months ago
      Anonymous

      I work in marketing. All you gays are so dumb you think big companies can create trends and make shit go viral. Latest example, Grimace Shake. Trust me, if it was that easy no movie would bomb because of the massive amount of money they spend on marketing

      • 12 months ago
        Anonymous

        Wow I’m convinced

  8. 12 months ago
    Anonymous

    Her eyes look like she doesn't know how to think properly or doesn't have any lucidity in her actions
    >we made this song
    What are the odds she does her own music and isn't just some kind of performative monkey doing whatever the record label tells her to do?

  9. 12 months ago
    Anonymous

    She sure changed mine!

    • 12 months ago
      Anonymous

      I hate the Antichrist. Die.

      • 12 months ago
        Anonymous

        Okay, that one needs explaining.

      • 12 months ago
        Anonymous

        C'mon anon. I'm not fricking with you here. I really want to know if I missed a data point somewhere that would lead to me making an incorrect decision relative to what Christ wants.
        Suppose I should also say it
        I hate the Antichrist.

    • 12 months ago
      Anonymous

      what hopelessly ugly woman, with all that pile of disgusting makeup, I am convinced it might be a troony

      this is how woman should look like

  10. 12 months ago
    Anonymous

    Kek nice eyes they get jankier every time I see her

  11. 12 months ago
    Anonymous

    she has grrrrlpwr chudy
    u wouldn't understand XD

  12. 12 months ago
    Anonymous

    post billie booba

  13. 12 months ago
    Anonymous

    If Bille would have sex with me it would change the world (I would stop being racist), think about it babe!

  14. 12 months ago
    Anonymous

    Zoomers can only make me sob with how incredibly unimpressive they are.

  15. 12 months ago
    Anonymous

    Woke israeli garbage ywnbaw

  16. 12 months ago
    Anonymous

    change your resting c**t face first before taking on the whole world

  17. 12 months ago
    Anonymous

    Billie Eilish is so 2019 and Barbie will be another overhyped flop from WB (like The Flash) that I'll never see. Seethe, WB shill. lol

  18. 12 months ago
    Anonymous

    Cinemaphile meetup to see Barbie?

  19. 12 months ago
    Anonymous

    I deserve to be pegged by her

    • 12 months ago
      Anonymous

      Go to a gay bar, get fricked in the ass and close your eyes pretending that it's her you fricking homosexual.

  20. 12 months ago
    Anonymous

    What’s her titty frick power level? I got a feeling it’s off the charts. She gets pleasure making a guy’s dick disappear from her massive knockers. That she slams thelma down so fast the guy cums in minutes and she laughs when he does

  21. 12 months ago
    Anonymous

    Is she having a stroke?

  22. 12 months ago
    Anonymous

    *drools out black man semen*

  23. 12 months ago
    Anonymous

    how can you look 45 at 20?

  24. 12 months ago
    Anonymous

    I wish she would move on from the dark hair pale skin aesthetic. It happens to be my fetish but I find her irritating so my brain is all confused. She seems to switch quite regularly so hopefully it won't last long.

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