expecting a fun silly family movie with simple villains and conflicts? TO BAD
it’s a women vs evil men story with evil men trying to ruin women. More destruction of the men and women’s relations storyline.
BARBIE MOVIE IS A NO GO
expecting a fun silly family movie with simple villains and conflicts? TO BAD
it’s a women vs evil men story with evil men trying to ruin women. More destruction of the men and women’s relations storyline.
>TO BAD
you people are so fricking stupid
TWO BAD
>TO BAD'S
2BAD
moron
Trump
>"I'm honored to receive your Crown of Jerusalem award, that's a very big deal, as far as I'm concerned," the former President told the crowd.
>"I can say Israel is under siege politically. It used to be when I was growing up in Queens, my father was a builder in Brooklyn, and my father was very supportive of the whole israeli movement. And in Congress, you couldn't say a bad thing about Israel, you couldn't even talk about it.
>Pres. Biden credits Trump admin. for vaccine development: "Let me be clear, thanks to the prior administration and our scientific community, America is one of the first countries to get the vaccine."
>I can't really understand it because I grew up in a world where everything politically revolved around Israel. It used to be that one bad word about Israel, you were out
Tucker Carlson says on a podcast that white people becoming a minority in America is “exciting,”
https://t.me/rnintel/1503
Biden
>I WANT TO MAKE IT CLEAR, THOUGH, I'M NOT SUGGESTING TO THE PRESS OR ANY OF OUR GUESTS THAT I THINK AMERICA HAS ALL THE ANSWERS HERE. WE JUST HAVE A LOT MORE EXPERIENCE. BY THAT I MEAN, WE ARE A NATION OF IMMIGRANTS. THAT'S WHO WE ARE. THAT IS NOT HYPERBOLE. WE TALK, TEACH OUR KIDS WE'RE A MELTING POT. THE GOD'S TRUTH IS, WE ARE A MELTING POT. IT IS THE ULTIMATE SOURCE OF OUR STRENGTH, IT IS THE ULTIMATE SOURCE OF WHO WE ARE. WHAT WE'VE BECOME. IT STARTED ALL THE WAY BACK IN THE LATE 1700'S. THERE'S BEEN A CONSTANT UNRELENTING STREAM OF IMMIGRATION. NOT IN LITTLE TRICKLES BUT IN LARGE NUMBERS.
>NONSTOP. FOLKS LIKE ME WHO ARE CAUCASIAN, OF EUROPEAN DESCENT, FOR THE FIRST TIME IN 2017 WE'LL BE AN ABSOLUTE MINORITY IN THE UNITED STATES OF AMERICA. ABSOLUTE MINORITY. FEWER THAN 50% OF THE PEOPLE IN AMERICA FROM THEN AND ON WILL BE WHITE EUROPEAN STOCK. THAT'S NOT A BAD THING. THAT'S A SOURCE OF OUR STRENGTH.
I'm seein' double here - FOR BADS!
TRIPPLY BADD
Shut the frick up Abby
Tú bad
>bible thumping right-wing morons getting offended by something fun
Like fricking clockwork
Fun is a subjective opinion, dumbass. Not everyone has to love the same tripe you do. Go cry about it.
thumping right-wing morons getting offended by something fun
Oppressing women does sound fun!
harpies complain about Duh Men yet again is fun
>hyperbolic female struggle fantasy
>fun
Here's that (You) you wanted
thumping right-wing morons getting offended by something fun
>Like fricking clockwork
Theres nothing fun about insufferable preaching. It's cringe when Christians do it in their films, and it's cringe when progressive wokeists do it in theirs.
Killing trannies is fun but you seem offended by it.
Not much of a point to killing them since they do it to themselves so quickly. Just show them how they look in a mirror to accelerate the process.
Cry about it
Our turn to be absolutely intolerant c**tS
>Ryan Gosling plays another incel
On my way to try to get tickets, which me luck
I don't care about this stupid movie. Source on this manga?
Mahou Shoujo Tokushusen Asuka
I want to put a baby in her so bad and do tit bandage on her.
Here's your barbie abi
how do we fix jungle fever(females) mental illness?
You can’t.. evolutionarily women are still somewhere between cave people and modernity because there has basically been no selection pressure on them. All selection pressure has been on the male chromosome. So women will always be attracted to cave men for deep biological reasons that didn’t evolve.
i dont blame her, he's hot
Imagine what his 13 inch BBC does to her
Imagine what a one inch bullet would do to your skull.
disgusting mudshark is now a single Mom with PTSD. Many such cases, very sad
Nice fanfic
sorry not sorry for spoiling your interracial cuck fantasy gaygo
Imagine being the mom that found her daughter's decapitated head
KEK
>couldn't say anything about his abuse or behaving like a psycho because das raycissss
God i wish that was me (the baby in her belly)
Damn shame. She looks hot af.
based lets get that fertility rate to go down even further
Tuath de Dabad
>aand i was right
so it was a guess? presented as inside information
The premise sounds so boring: the Kens are like the 60s housewives and the Barbies are like the men. After visiting the real world, the Barbies give the Kens just a little bit of power. Barbie and Ken don't end up together, they both have to -~=*find themself*=~-.
The Barbies give the Kens astronomically less power than women undeniably have in the real world.
>expecting a fun silly family movie with simple villains and conflicts?
I wasn't expecting that. From the moment I saw the trailer I knew it was going to be shitposting in movie form. Not that I really cared to see a movie about Barbie anyway.
I was just worried that it would copy the Lego movie
It would suck less if it did.
oh yeah, i was totally going to go see this film about toys i never played with, but now i'm out and billions must die lmao
Literal plot of the movie:
>society is run by people of the same gender and nobody cares
>BUT WHEN KEN WANTS TO RESIST IT’S EEEEEEEEVIL
society has been divided more than ever in history of our nation by mainstream media propaganda in the last 10 years and with people losing jobs to machine, the gap between the riches and the poors larger than ever, and yet we are still getting more and more negativity injected into entertainment industry. inb4 the leftoids say sweaty akchcually the economy is better than ever mhmmmm
Why would you want positivity if the world is so dire? If anything this movie is being honest and a reflection of the zeitgeist.
Yeah that's why the trailers are all Barbie and fun; it's to fool morons into thinking the movie is fun.
That can only work for so long, this movie will have 0 legs
I just read the plot summary on wikipedia and the fricking right wing is going to shit a god damn brick lmao We are never going to hear the fricking end of their whining about this movie
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Barbie_(film)
How? It seems like typical 90s feminist slop. It's not presenting a message that hasn't already been shoved down everyone's throats for decades.
>the message is men and women should be equal but in barbieland women should have a bit more power and that should happen in the real world too
Yeah I can't see why that's a bad message.
Yeah, but things that were normal and common place that didn't cause anyone to blink an eye back in the 90s would cause endless screeching by the right wing today. Pic related- this was the cast of a Disney version of Cinderella that came out just around 30 years ago. Not only were there no complaints- it actually got pretty decent reviews. If they tried to release that now we would never hear the end of it
because it was starring whoopi goldberg
not WHOOPI GOLDBERG BTW SHE'S BLACK REPRESENTATION IS IMPORTANT LOOK SHE'S BLACK A BLACK WOMAN IS IN THIS MOVIE THIS MOVIE IS PROGRESSIVE AND SOCIALLY CONSCIOUS BECAUSE THE WOMAN IS BLACK LOOK SEE A BLACK WOMAN
People just thought it was a good version of the story. Yeah, Whoopi Goldberg and Brandy were definitely really big at the time, but people just enjoyed the movie and didn't really care about the races of the people in it. Flash foreword 30 years later and there would be a never ending campaign online of people freaking out and crying non stop
totally ignores why people complain
We didn't care because black people weren't as annoying back then and blackwashing was very rare. Now the israelites care more about white erasure than throwing some non-whites a bone. For example: fricking Snow White can't be white today.
My point is they're releasing the exact same things and the right has just become too fragile and sensitive that they freak out and throw tantrums at things nobody even blinked an eye at 20-30 years ago
see
then have a nice day
The problem is...
Women aren't oppressed by society.
So releasing a movie in a time where women are oppressed...all right...that's tolerable.
But in a society where women's issues are on 24/7 all the fricking time?
You aren't oppressed.
And it starts to get annoying.
No one batted an eye, because it wasn't EVERYWHERE.
I'm not here to argue with you about women's rights or anything- my point is simply that the right has become much more soft and easily triggered. If this movie had been released 30 years ago it would have been fine. Some people would like it, some people wouldn't, but it wouldn't be a big deal either way. But today, you have these right wingers freaking out and posting screeds online and throwing fits like somebody is forcing them to all go out and see this movie if they don't want to.
We're made to be sensitive to potential threats.
Threats to truth are no different.
You realize you're talking about the movie about Barbie dolls, right? Nobody is making you go out and see this movie if you don't want to. Dude, if you don't think you want to see the Barbie doll movie, you don't have to go see the Barbie doll movie.
Wait, wait, I've seen this one. It's a classic
>You don't have to go see it!!!!!!!!!!!!
It's not about me seeing it.
It's about ANYONE seeing it.
Cultural degradation is a threat to morality, structure, and production.
Lmao So your big thing is you're mad about people watching movies you don't personally approve of? That's kind of my point- the right has really gotten soft and easily triggered. What happened to all that free speech you were so fired up about?
I've never understood why you guys think posting really obviously photoshopped pictures makes you look cool. Anybody that looks at it immediately clocks it as fake and it makes your side look worse by association
That's great- those headlines were really obviously photoshopped, that's my point
i-it's all p-photoshoped
Again- those headlines he posted side by side are still very obviously photoshopped, that was my point. If they weren't you'd have linked to them by now to prove I was wrong :^)
Just fricking stop. We all remember the fallout from this, and Ghostbusters, and Terminator, and al;l the rest, and so do you,
frick off.
Also Tuca & Bertie until Pozzed Swim revived it.
Is your suggestion though that you think Barbie is about to bomb at the box office? Lol I'm not a betting guy, but based on the audience reviews and the hype surrounding it- I wouldn't hold my breath on this one
No my suggestion is that what I showed here
tell people not to see it, then if it does bomb, b***h and moan that nobody went to see it.
Yeah, they didn't do that though. And the overwhelming majority of both audience and critic's reviews have been positive, so what are you babbling about?
You just said don't go see it here
Yeah I don't work for the Barbie movie- I just hate hearing right wingers whine non stop about movies they haven't seen
Deal with it nerd.
>How do you do fellow kids
Frick you smelly brown person
Then just don't come in the thread.
You know, like you told people. Do that. Do the fricking thing you told other people to do.
So why did these fail out the gate while Barbie is raking in the cash?
Sure it is shill
I'm not a shill. It's set to get 110mil. I'm genuinely wondering why those fell flat and this didn't
Jesus the cope lmao. This level of self denial is how a 45 year old balding man with a 5 o clock shadow can look in the mirror and convince himself he looks just like a real female
Banks got really wienery for someone whose body of work is playing bawds. I bet it was her idea to turn her character into an undercover for WHAS First Day of Camp.
Yeah, I'm pretty sure Barbie's not going to flop though after all these months of hype and how excited people are to see it, so I'm not sure why that guy keeps trying to compare this to Charlie's Angel's 4
but then, she gots the old
There are only two genders and men aren't women.
>free speech you were fired up about?!
Free speech is great, but it's not supposed to degrade the lives of everyone around it.
>saying the RIGHT are the ones easily triggered
Pls be bait
>- my point is simply that the right has become much more soft and easily triggered
Shut the frick up already armchair pseud
You're missing context. Whites are generous and fine with it when it rarely happens. The problem is that ~~*Hollywood*~~ is explicitly anti-white now and trying to detach us from our own history and culture. Other races get to celebrate their own cultures while literally appropriating our own.
>too fragile and sensitive
It's called intolerance. And it's the future.
>We didn't care because black people weren't as annoying back then and blackwashing was very rare
Underaged or terribly bad troll. Black networks and activist constantly talked about representation. It was a very big deal then as it is now.
What the frick is this revisionist history?
It’s called white fragility. Right wingers have been raised to be victims for years just because it hurts their feelings when people talk about inequality and racism
found the israelite
meanwhile...
If the little mermaid flop came out back then itd flop then too, the difference is that not only would nobody watch it, nobody would care enough to even complain.
Race baiting is just stronger now for internet discource because race relations are fricked by modern identity politics
>that pic
Thry’ll do you one worse.
Tarzan stays White, BUT! His love interest is non-White and is inexplicably better at traversing and surviving in the jungle than Tarzan is, saving him both from the jaguar and the main antagonist right in the nick of time. Oh and she has the most insufferable, smarmy British accent and attitude while doing it.
>Stereotypical Ken learns about the American patriarchal system, and feels important and accepted for the first time. Returning to Barbieland, he easily persuades the other Kens into taking over. The Barbies are rapidly subjugated into submissive roles as maids, housewives, and agreeable girlfriends
I'm not complaining
>After a truce, the Barbies quickly regain their systemic power
lmao
Jeez, Chud! Do you expect modern movies NOT to cater to angry, hateful feminists with a constant chip on their shoulder!? This is THEIR ERA! They need these movies! You have enough white boy movies. The future is FEMALE! Miserable, lonely, and FEMALE!
I want to motorboat her khazar milkers no cap on god fr fr
Everyone knew it was woke from the get go lmao
just look at the trailers and people involved in making of it
The trailers strategically hid the wokeness. That’s why it’s doing so well at the box office- it’ll have a massive second weekend drop.
Do you guys ever wonder, even for a minute, that you guys are a small vocal minority that is completely out of touch with the rest of society?
>Hey israelite-lover. Do you ever wonder if you're a small vocal minority who's out of touch with society?
>Look at this public poll of how much we hate israelites. Proves you wrong, doesn't it?!
t.Nazi
>Geeze Why don't you people just conform and parrot the crowd LIKE MEEEEEEE?
good argument! You got us now
>le real world is just like muh redditors!!
I fully embrace that I am out of touch with society, for it is deeply sick and not worth being a part of
Normie critics and people who saw the Barbie movie less than 24 hours after it was released are not "the rest of society"
Why does the idea of people liking this movie make you so uncomfortable?
>"verified" ratings
Tomatowebsite was actually slightly reliable when they accepted ratings from everyone.
>b-but verified ratings means people that bought tickets!
I don't pay for movies, and I get my opinion from other pirates.
Year over year the "rest of society" posts worsening statistics on every conceivable metric of health, happiness, and intelligence.
>doing the same post but in another thread
your bait won't last long if you keep repeating it too often anon.
Whomst?
fun movie. all the obvious and over the top jokes and subject matter pisses off all the obviously baited morons and the movie is obviously self-aware of all of it, so it's nice to see it holds onto a nice message about mothers and daughters even through all that shit.
Boring bait.
nice doubles
bet your wife's boyfriend liked it too.
Just read the plot. It's so damn political: the word matriarchy, patriarchy, unrealistic beauty standards, systemic power, contradiction of american feminity, etc are all there
Jesus christ Americans, it's a movie about toys and children
Very disappointing if true.
I thought Gerwig was supposed to be good at things like subtext?
Why did you possibly think that? She’s made only two extremely slight, mediocre, unsophisticated, and forgettable movies before this one.
Remember, they wanted Amy fricking Schumer to be the star of this thing. Why did you ever assume it could be anything but god awful?
meanwhile...
Someone said there's a part where Barbie says she's afraid of not being pretty and the narrator breaks the 4th wall and says Margot Robbie is the wrong person to cast to make this argument.
Which sounds really stupid in the context.
from the article:
>But the fact that this even became grounds for debate is a sign of some pretty toxic beauty standards.
>Degrading women and picking apart their appearances online is ugly enough.
>Literally holding them up to the standards of plastic dolls with cartoonish proportions is even worse.
SHES LITERALLY PLAYING A DOLL! WHAT DID SHE EXPECT?
I always think it's hilarious feminists debate about beauty and then go and spend hundreds if not thousands of dollars on makeup. They should be burning those factories to the ground and instead they put on so much lipstick a fly could get stuck in it.
Yeah that does happen
What percentage of Cinemaphile threads are astroturf by the same one or two viral marketing firms
The guy that created barbie had women get work done to look just like that. Is that in the movie? Haha.
grown men politics arguments in 2023 are over mario, barbie and little mermaid movies instead of unemployment, housing crisis and inflation
It was over as soon as Epstein was made a household name and no one did anything. America is a nation of cattle.
>grown men politics arguments in 2023 are over mario, barbie and little mermaid movies instead of unemployment, housing crisis and inflation
A little poverty is no threat to the survival of a people's bloodlines. The elevation and celebration of the Foucauldian archetypes of the Hysterical Woman, the Malthusian Couple, the jerking off Child, and the Deviant Adult, on the other hand are existential threats that cannot be endured.
It's fricking Cinemaphile what do you want people to argue about here?
Fricking Shills will use ANY line they can to get people to stop badmouthing their crap.
You losers got me to watch the awful Mario movie with this rhetoric. I'm not falling for it again.
mario was a good movie
Best part of the movie was the kissing session on my car before dropping my new gf at her house after watching it.
greatbaitmate
Your "gf" will never be a woman, homosexual.
>Ken tries bringing the patriarchy to Barbie world
holy based, sounds like fun kino
calling this woke just proves you're a mentally ill moron
you're not even trying, are you?
The girls win in the end dum dum
and? They still get to live in my patriarchy here in the real world
The movie would have had something to say if the Barbie's realized they have been treating the Ken's as bad as women are treated in the real world (even though it is greatly exaggerated) but they don't. Ken's are still very much second class citizens and it's just better with Barbie's in charge. Ken's ask for some representation in government and they're just told no.
By no means did the studio make any attempt to disguise the feminist nature of the film, but even before any marketing you would have had to be completely moronic to not realize it would most likely be a feminist piece
I think the movie actually has a good "men going their own way" which is just men stop simping and forget about women.
I do think the film unironically argues for a slight matriarchy in the real world as the right system though because men are somewhat inferior due to being violent.
Send this link to Abby so she scurries
https://www.timesofisrael.com/barbie-director-wants-viewers-to-feel-like-i-did-at-shabbat-dinner/
How is Barbie deemed to be a problematic misogynistic symbol of 1950s "patriarchy" when the doll was literally created by a liberal yenta who went on to found Mattel off Barbie dollars to create a multi billion dollar empire of plastic toys constructed by slave labor (Third World women)?
And lol at the male dual citizen running it now.
It's almost like a "Barbie" was hatched as a slow timer "problematic" neoliberal weapon, and marketing was used in order to imprint this blonde "shiksa" on pop culture until it was deemed culture, so that it could be held up as certifiable proof that white American guys were oppressors of white women.
And so it's held up to be illuminated in the anti-baptism of Critical Theory in the form of a movie from Hollywood, the only place in America that has a severe history of wealthy tribal men abusing, raping and murdering women. But the movie skips that even though Barbie elopes to that place in the movie?