if the jihadis got one thing right its the multiple wives thing. >oh abdullah we have more women being born than mean and we have big families >how do we fix it? >just get more than one wife >genius
i'll wait until I see it opening weekend
one of the few patterns I can see in movies of the past 10 years is "goose chooses generally interesting vehicles"
>hegemonic masculinity
I thought this movie is just saying how dumb and toxic Barbie is and its culture, what the frick does Ken or men have to do with this?
>Greta Gerwig >She is the daughter of Christine (née Sauer), an OB-GYN nurse, and Gordon Gerwig, who worked for a credit union on small business loans
Good enough for me
Action Man, GI Joe, and a few other franchises were part of a shared Transformers-based universe a couple years ago. The timeline on the show moved forward to fit with the state of things.
The comic series has a reshuffling of world power after the Transformers wreck America. It goes woke and self-destructs before things get really interesting but China and America allying is a sensible choice in-universe.
Doesn't help that it has the most confusing marketing campaign ever. >We're going for the college educated tweenage girl coomer audience
I've seen things you people wouldn't believe. Attack ships on fire off the shoulder of Orion. I watched C-beams glitter in the dark near the Tannhauser gate. All those moments will be lost in time... like tears in rain... but the marketing for the Barbie movie will always confuse the shit out of me.
so?
your enemies already own everything anyway
which includes (You)
voting with your wallet doesn't work if they own your wallet and everything in it in the 1st place
What the frick are these people on about? We live in an era of unprecedented hedonism. No one has families, we're all going to die alone, society is collapsing and they're making films about how we need more hedonism?
>Gamerant
Who cares?
i'm gonna go see it just to see the look on the guys face when he's wiping the cum of the seat
Based fake article posting schizo spammer making Cinemaphile seethe
Holy shit. Why even fake it? What is wrong with /misc/ schizos?
They want to be oppressed very bad.
>critic of monogomy
So she's muslim?
if the jihadis got one thing right its the multiple wives thing.
>oh abdullah we have more women being born than mean and we have big families
>how do we fix it?
>just get more than one wife
>genius
zrji is a satirist you loon
doesnt really matter.
muslims have the multiple wives thing going on regardless.
so do mormons. it's pretty rare in both religions
I don't really get why having multiple wives is illegal apart from religious reasons.
i'll wait until I see it opening weekend
one of the few patterns I can see in movies of the past 10 years is "goose chooses generally interesting vehicles"
>hegemonic masculinity
I thought this movie is just saying how dumb and toxic Barbie is and its culture, what the frick does Ken or men have to do with this?
>hegemonic.
English, please!
>Greta Gerwig
>She is the daughter of Christine (née Sauer), an OB-GYN nurse, and Gordon Gerwig, who worked for a credit union on small business loans
Good enough for me
Isn't it critique?
Is Max Steel or Action Man in this?
FRICK that would be awesome! There's a pretty fun comic "sequel" that crossed over with Transformers but it didn't go anywhere.
Why did the turn Action Man into some pretty boy kid?
Action Man, GI Joe, and a few other franchises were part of a shared Transformers-based universe a couple years ago. The timeline on the show moved forward to fit with the state of things.
>Barbie is anti-monogamy
bawd Barbie confirmed!
>bawd Barbie confirmed!
C'mon Barbie, let's go party
We need more spies that take the blow everything up approach.
>allies
>china
No
The comic series has a reshuffling of world power after the Transformers wreck America. It goes woke and self-destructs before things get really interesting but China and America allying is a sensible choice in-universe.
Doesn't help that it has the most confusing marketing campaign ever.
>We're going for the college educated tweenage girl coomer audience
I've seen things you people wouldn't believe. Attack ships on fire off the shoulder of Orion. I watched C-beams glitter in the dark near the Tannhauser gate. All those moments will be lost in time... like tears in rain... but the marketing for the Barbie movie will always confuse the shit out of me.
>Another movie about how bad men are
ENOUGH! EEEEENNNNOUGHH!!
WHY THE FRICK ARE THERE SO MANY BARBIE POSTS
THE MOVIE DOESNT COME OUT FOR ANOTHER FRICKING YEAR JESUS
It has a weird cult thing going on in the dissident right; i don't understand it but it probably has to do with Gosling
Idk....ill probably watch it..,.but not in a way that makes the studio money
why is monogamy being attacked?
>esl tries to troll Cinemaphile with a fake article
fake article
Why would you even go to all of the effort of faking a headline just to not bother to know how to spell "critique" anyway?
Don't care, it has Ryan Gosling it will be a great movie
>be given the task of making a barbie movie
>decide to make it some critic of bullshit
>critic of monogamy
Sooooooooo.....
Is Ken an incel?
It's OP fails for clickbait garbage episode.
The film that will bomb is yours, Nolan. Go shove your 25% first cut gross deep in your ass.
No movie for you,little girls worldwide who play(ed) with Barbie dolls-- extreme feminists and gays have hijacked it to make a shit woke borefest
Zendaya in it as well, it's gonna be awesome
I was fine with jerking off to Margot again, but now that fricking monkey b***h is gonna ruin it for me with every wienerblock.
Zendaya is so ugly.
and Margot has a cute face but her body is a fridge.
Margot is just as ugly. I hate Australians so God damn much.
old hag
let's totally disrespect the source material.
We are so edgy and subversive !
te he We are so kewl and original !
Are you a 7 year old girl? Who gives s frick?
so?
your enemies already own everything anyway
which includes (You)
voting with your wallet doesn't work if they own your wallet and everything in it in the 1st place
>critic
It’s critique, you dumb ESL. Put more effort into your shitposts.
>critique of monogamy
What the frick are these people on about? We live in an era of unprecedented hedonism. No one has families, we're all going to die alone, society is collapsing and they're making films about how we need more hedonism?
These people are a cult.