A full 6 months of absolute worms on here suiting up to unironically post about how Barney is one of the great beacons of civilization being destroyed by israelites
Full on regression mode. Not being potty trained is "based" now!
>Not being potty trained is "based" now!
tbh with how absorbent and comfy abdl diapers are these days I’m getting closer and closer to giving up toilets completely
Cinemaphile has ruined me into thinking every picture like this contains a troony, but who is the one on the left? Please tell me they do some non-furry stuff.
Cinemaphile has ruined me into thinking every picture like this contains a troony, but who is the one on the left? Please tell me they do some non-furry stuff.
It's an obvious troony, if you're having coomer blues get off Cinemaphile, it's crack cocaine for coomers.
I’m a massive fricking moron, I meant to ask about the one on the right. One on the left is a troony and that’s half of the reason I meant to ask about the one on the right.
imagine going to watch this when it comes out
who the frick is the target audience for this? the people old enough that they grew up with barney are all in their 30s now and would never watch something like this
>innocent child thing meant to keep kids pacified while hopefully teaching them something >BUT LE SPOOKY SCARY WITH TONS OF VIOLENCE, GORE AND HECKIN EPIC SWEARING
they really beat this fricking premise to death in record time didn’t they?
No, violence and gore would be mildly entertaining so they won't do that. It'll be a depressing lecture about "white people bad" or something. Akin to how the new Barbie movie is going to be a 2-hour gender studies lecture.
This is hilarious on two levels. Even removing the Black person from the equation, the idea of a gritty Barney adaptation “darker than the original” even being a thing is absurd, especially the way they phrase it like the original had anything dark in it to begin with.
>what if barney but he evil
Legitimately reads like some awful CollegeHumor sketch you would've seen 15 years ago going viral. Is there anything more creatively bankrupt?
Why do I feel like this is the point where we're going to see a news story like 'Man kills 8 people. Appears to have a strange obsession with the children's TV show Barney the Dinosaur'
OH MY GOD WHAT IF >Childrens TV
BUT MADE FOR ADULTS!!!!! DUDE ISN'T IT CREEPY THAT KIDS CARTOONS ARE EVIL AND KILLING AND BLOOD AND SHIT?
What the frick is going on? First Pooh and now this? It seems that movie studios are done milking Star Wars and decent nostalgia franchises, now they are doing dark reboots of little kids show because they have nothing else to milk.
No op is a bit or discord troll paid to post these occasionally. I remember he was saying there would be one where Daniel kaluuya plays a cop in January 6 also for some reason
Is this what happens when blacks try to be philosophical?
Yes
>What if good thing..... was bad thing?...
i fear lee
Barney looks more human to me than that thing
>black people trying to think hard
LOL leave philosophy to the smart people
I feel like Wayne Brady should be cast in it.
I hope I can learn about racism and its evils!
>the true story
http://badgertronics.com/net-humor/day-of-barney/barney.html
Frick off with your gay fan fiction you fricking furry.
A full 6 months of absolute worms on here suiting up to unironically post about how Barney is one of the great beacons of civilization being destroyed by israelites
Full on regression mode. Not being potty trained is "based" now!
>Not being potty trained is "based" now!
tbh with how absorbent and comfy abdl diapers are these days I’m getting closer and closer to giving up toilets completely
Cinemaphile has ruined me into thinking every picture like this contains a troony, but who is the one on the left? Please tell me they do some non-furry stuff.
It's an obvious troony, if you're having coomer blues get off Cinemaphile, it's crack cocaine for coomers.
I’m a massive fricking moron, I meant to ask about the one on the right. One on the left is a troony and that’s half of the reason I meant to ask about the one on the right.
he should cast Boodega as a lead, he already got the body and face shaped like Barney
Hollywood is becoming more and more of a parody of its own self.
imagine going to watch this when it comes out
who the frick is the target audience for this? the people old enough that they grew up with barney are all in their 30s now and would never watch something like this
they're going to do it ironically. Same goes for the Barbie movie as well
so making films "ironically" is the only way hollywood can sell tickets anymore?
People doing things ironically need to be shot in the fricking head unironically. The amount of damage they've done to society is immeasurable.
IT WILL SELL A BARNILLION TICKETS
ME AND THE BOYS GOING OUT TO SEE THE BARNEY MOVIE
6 TICKETS FOR BARNEY, PLEASE
Target audience?
>barneygay was a viral marketer all along
Someone explain the lore of barneygay. I’ve seen people mention him for years and I don’t get it.
http://basedjak.wiki/index.php/Barneygay_(Lee_Goldson)
My internet is moronic and won’t load that website, but thank you for trying. Mirin those quads.
>THIS SUMMER
>FROM THE INSANE MIND OF DANIEL KALUUYA
>BARNEY
>STARRING AIDEN GILLEN
>innocent child thing meant to keep kids pacified while hopefully teaching them something
>BUT LE SPOOKY SCARY WITH TONS OF VIOLENCE, GORE AND HECKIN EPIC SWEARING
they really beat this fricking premise to death in record time didn’t they?
hollywood is creatively bankrupt
No, violence and gore would be mildly entertaining so they won't do that. It'll be a depressing lecture about "white people bad" or something. Akin to how the new Barbie movie is going to be a 2-hour gender studies lecture.
how will lee goldson from canada react to this news?
i can't tell what is satire anymore
terrible music taste however
>You should listen to stuff like MandoPony and AcousticBrony, their material is way better!
YOU'LL BE REMOVED OF YOUR INTERNAL ORGANS
Barney was live action, what the frick it wasn't a cartoon it was some jabroni in a dinosaur costume.
>It will be darker than the TV show.
kek
This is hilarious on two levels. Even removing the Black person from the equation, the idea of a gritty Barney adaptation “darker than the original” even being a thing is absurd, especially the way they phrase it like the original had anything dark in it to begin with.
Reality is a meme and memes are reality now.
>what if barney but he evil
Legitimately reads like some awful CollegeHumor sketch you would've seen 15 years ago going viral. Is there anything more creatively bankrupt?
>I hate you.
>You hate me.
>Let’s go out and kill Barney.
He's gonna cast Purple Aki as Barney
Why do I feel like this is the point where we're going to see a news story like 'Man kills 8 people. Appears to have a strange obsession with the children's TV show Barney the Dinosaur'
I miss qa so much bros
imagine children's tv show.... but dark and sinister.
woah
This seems like a strange career choice for a guy on an upward trajectory.
The script just might be great, lads.
kys
YOU'LL BE DROPPED OFF OF WELLS FARGO CC
death to smoochie already exists. fricking hack
hivemind bro
we already have one
Anyone else remember when he was just Tealeaf?
OH MY GOD WHAT IF
>Childrens TV
BUT MADE FOR ADULTS!!!!! DUDE ISN'T IT CREEPY THAT KIDS CARTOONS ARE EVIL AND KILLING AND BLOOD AND SHIT?
What the frick is going on? First Pooh and now this? It seems that movie studios are done milking Star Wars and decent nostalgia franchises, now they are doing dark reboots of little kids show because they have nothing else to milk.
>barney the homiesaur
Lee can I hold your hand? Daddy uwu
>Parking Pataweyo! Parking Pataweyo!
>Whats that Parking Pataweyo? You say you want to make a darker Barney?
Hahaha what the frick is this real?
No op is a bit or discord troll paid to post these occasionally. I remember he was saying there would be one where Daniel kaluuya plays a cop in January 6 also for some reason
Barhomie
Cringe fake Lee. We all miss /qa/ but it's over dude
Everyone in this thread is just mad cuz it’s being directed by a black guy. If the guy were white you all would be excited
barney the purple drank dinosaur with more than 500 teeth
Barney hood adventure as pimp and crack dealer
professor tinkerput with a gun
He's going to rape PJ and Babybop?
If you were over age 6, watching Barney for more than 8 minutes would make you want to have a nice day.
It's incredible to what lengths they go to launder their money.Whats next,a 5 season neftlix show of Olmec's temple featuring Tom cruise and Eminem?
shit thread
Reminder that this homie signed over his career and life to simp for a middle-aged, light-skinned "lifestyle guru"