Barney Shares a Special Message for Love Day

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  1. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Tsmt

  2. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Thanks barney

  3. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

  4. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Did parents really hate him?

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Parents and edgy 6 year olds wanting to show how "Grown up" they are at school

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        There were plenty of teens and college students hating on him too

  5. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >The sage of The Man in the Suit continues with an American children's television show...Barney the Dinosaur
    >A suit actor becomes obsessed with wearing the Barney costume during work AND at his home
    >He adopts the character's personalities and mannerisms, even using the dinosaur's overly tolerant "I love you" mantra to deescalate a robbery
    >He succeeds
    >But everything goes horribly wrong when his wife rejects him, because he never took the suit off for a whole year, not even during sex
    >This rejection causes him to go insane, ruining the show and the lives of others involved

  6. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Posting in a mt

  7. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Unlisted

    >Barney shares a message of love with the world.

    >Mattel confidential.

    >BARNEY AND THE BACKYARD GANG and BARNEY & FRIENDS were originally developed by Sheryl Leach, Kathy Parker and Dennis De Shazer.

    between this and the FF news is today some sort of quota to announce projects or get teasers out? I assume this is for the Daniel Kaluuya Barney movie.

  8. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    They didn't broadcast Barney in my region when I was a kid, so I'm only familiar with his character because of parodies. I kept expecting some kind of a parody twist here. I also wondered if the "special message" was gonna involve politics in some way.
    It's weird that it's on Mattel's official channel but the video is unlisted and currently only has 465 views. Why so secretive? And where did OP get the link from anyway?

  9. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    I love Barney, and I am tired of pretending otherwise

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Same. I loved the Imagination Island movie as a kid and I still get the songs stuck in my head. I don't know why autists hate characters like Barney, the reason characters like that are infamously despised is because parents are forced by their kids to watch them for hours on end. Chronically online autists don't have kids making them watch Barney, so how are they seeing him enough to hate his very existence? Just... don't watch Barney the dinosaur if you're over the age of 8?

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        >Had several VHS tapes when I was like 3
        >Looped them endlessly, probably annoying my family
        >Watched one tape containing an episode about manners
        >Got stuck in the VCR TV thing and became the only thing you could watch on it

        Had that episode memorized for a while. I remember the kids literally beat Barney at Tug o’ War at some point

  10. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    "Isn't it nice that some things are still true, even when you're all grown up"
    This is really going to get to some people

  11. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    he will never be a thread misser

  12. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    [...]

    Can someone please give me some context? What is this meme that I keep missing?

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Some guy that continues to reply to himself.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        Wrong

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      So a long time ago, there was a very angry anti-brony who didn't like how grown men were watching MLP:FiM and praising it as a solid cartoon with good animation, plot and characters, especially since it aired alongside Barney, suggesting it's brainless toddler slop just like Barney (which is how he got his name, barneygay) and that the bronies were delusional spammers. He would post that Barney timeslot image, and screenshots of people on other forums agreeing with his point of view, and generally seethed about ponies and people liking them.

      But like

      Some guy that continues to reply to himself.

      says, this is likely not the original barneygay and is just some autist-obsessed weirdo keeping an ancient meme on life support by posting derpibooru images and replying to himself.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        It should be noted he had a huge vendetta against Barney because something happened regarding his special ed class.
        For reference, shows like Barney and Thomas are frequently shown in special ed classes because when you get to a certain level of autism, you are obligated to keep the tards placated with as many calming things as possible

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        I see… thank you anon, I appreciate this chunk of Cinemaphile lore.

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          It's not really Cinemaphile-specific, barneygay spams Cinemaphile and Cinemaphile more often than Cinemaphile

  13. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Frick off, Barney, it's ASH WEDNESDAY and I am currently fasting. I don't need your shit today.

  14. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    This is just like that Elmo tweet a few days ago where everyone just kinda vented their feelings.
    Why the frick does messages like this impact so many people including me

  15. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Probably the last we’ll ever see of the original barney before they replace him with that cgi monstrosity cocomelon ass reboot version

  16. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    I was worried Barney was going to start talking about gender identity or something

  17. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    I never hated him. I understand why people turned against him but I can appreciate even more how sappy he is.

  18. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    I'm torn. This is honestly kind of neat and it's extremely funny to see Barney of all fricking characters return, but I'm kind of tired of how it's gotten to the point that literal preschool characters are being used to market to young adults. The moment he said "you are seen, you are loved" I felt a little part of myself cringe.
    >Unlisted
    Oh shit.

  19. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    The fact that I am able to possibly understand why you posted this image of kitty katswell, in this quality, in this way, in this thread...
    I don't even know what to say, spammer-kun. Frick, I'm getting too old for this shit.

  20. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    This feels like a soulless version of the message Steve from Blue's Clues did a few years ago.

  21. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Why is his voice wrong?

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