With Saltburn being such a massive hit we can expect to see this guy pop up everywhere now. Which roles could he pull of?
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Barry Keoghan
With Saltburn being such a massive hit we can expect to see this guy pop up everywhere now. Which roles could he pull of?
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I’m sure his ties to the Irish mob will pull some strings.
The Irish mob has excellent taste in actors.
Nah. He stinks. Wouldn't need the Irish Mob's help if he were any good.
I like him. He's a great actor but appears to mostly be ominous and weird characters. At first, I avoided his films due to the alligator eyes. I typically avoid all alligator eye'd men due to being bullied as a child by an older alligator eye'd boy. Does anyone have any similar experiences with alligator eye'd people? I know I'm not the only one who has noticed them. Pic related. I'm not joking by the way. I have an automatic phobia of these people.
Is this true? It would not surprise me given he has alligator eyes.
i have alligator eyes. you scared?
as opposed to crocodile eyes. caiman eyes,even.
>Bond, James Bond.
If they cast someone as ugly as Craig, he has a chance.
Redpill me on alligator eyes, is it some kind of esoteric shit? Guy on the left looks like a chad.
In the video, Sam mentions automatically hating certain people from simply looking at them. He used the example of people with alligator eyes and that you'd know they'd be part of an enemy tribe thousands of years ago in a different life. These guys come across as very intimidating and psychopathic. No wonder the guy on the right played the bully in Drillbit Taylor. He simply looked the part, because he looked exactly like a bunch of different real life school. He certainly looked like mine.
>digits
nice. also i remember now the guy that bullied me did have alligator eyes, holy frick.
Its weird you say that because Sam looks like an butthole co worker i used to have, he even tried to act like Sam. He would talk about his show so i know he watched him too. Was very self centered and thought he was very funny while being an ass, reminds me of Sam.
>Bond, James Bond.
Angeline Jolie said exactly that
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just white guys who look like hapas who aren't and may have epicanthic fold
Got a link?
more like chink eyes
Yes, it’s true. He was pictured hanging out with prominent monsters when he was younger, including pic related who was a hitman for one of the bigger crime families, and is in jail for killing the nephew of a rival boss.
I meant to say mobsters, not monsters
Same thing, all criminals and gang members deserve to be thrown in mass graves
Hey, he actually looked more human as a kid. What happened?
I'm sure the Irish don't even recognize someone being in the "mob". They're just lads being lads.
>I typically avoid all alligator eye'd men due to being bullied as a child by an older alligator eye'd boy. Does anyone have any similar experiences with alligator eye'd people? I know I'm not the only one who has noticed them. Pic related. I'm not joking by the way. I have an automatic phobia of these people.
I have alligator eyes and I occasionally like to evilmaxxx on an emotionally vulnerable victim
yeah I guess I'm kinda dark and twisted like that heh
I kind of get where you're coming from but I have it with this phenotype. Every person I've met who has it has been an butthole and it gives me the ick. Not even trying to be funny or transphobic.
Huh, one of the only times i agree with sam
Still better than having bulging bug eyes like that four eyes homosexual hyde
bumping for visibility
lmfao its so true, those people are so viscerally volatile, they look like animal abusers
>deep set alligator eyes
I had to figure out wtf this meant. He said it's eyes that are deep set and too close together. I actually agree. Imperfections around eye area are subtle, no one ever points them out (not even bullies) because many people can't recognize it consciously. But eyes that are too close together severely impacts facial balance and attractiveness. A male like this is automatically clocked as less attractive by everyone he encounters. Not even just sexually, the results of looks on social outcomes affect literally all relationships one could have.
Imagine being like that, growing up, watching better looking people socially succeed, and being unable to figure out why you can't. This must be what drives these guys to antisocial behaviors.
If you think about dudes with other disadvantages like small jaw/huge nose/bald/manlet/etc, they're usually aware of their flaws as they are more easily recognizable to bullies, who happily point them out. They understand what's happening and why they can't succeed and have an opportunity to find copes. But alligator eye dudes must spend their formative years wallowing in bewilderment and confusion until they snap.
*has close together eyes*
*is a heartthrob beloved by millions including Cinemaphile*
>alligator eyes deep lore
Fkn kek.
Anons have really been on the ball today with some great posts, but this is my favorite of the day.
2024 was supposed to be Year Shit. Maybe anons will rise and save it.
So someone who didn't have any connections how did he make it?
>we can expect to see this guy pop up everywhere now
we're already fed up with him
>With Saltburn being such a massive hit
According to whom?
Gotta give it to him for pulling off such a long full frontal scene
https://nitter.net/TySunderland/status/1739022808070414807
Could you have done this Cinemaphile?
Is this big or small or average? I can't tell
It's bigger than mine. It looked very aesthetically pleasing too, however that could have simply been movie magic.
My girlfriend wanted to have sex with me after this scene. Why is that?
You did it anon, you finally became Saltburn™ (2023)
She was thinking of his dick while riding you.
Can't argue with the Big Irish wiener.
>Big
they call a small wiener 'the irish disease' for a reason, domhnall
ahaha benis 😀
You just know he burns local
i just watched Saltburn last night and it was one of those "i almost turned it off 3 times from cringe" movies and he is a bit one note for me i mean its probably just being typecast but he's the meek weird guy in everything he does. hopefully if this movie does anything for him besides a Golden Globe, they'll cast him in more diverse roles
he has to play the meek, weird guy. if he doesn't, it ends up like when Adrien Brody was trying to become an action star
Brody went for the Rambo action star + romantic lead in noir. Keoghan is well-liked by the industry to play more artgay edgelords or criminal psychos.
Keoghan was born on 18 October 1992, and grew up in Summerhill, Dublin, Ireland.[5] His mother struggled with drug addiction throughout her adult life and died when he was 12.[6] With his brother Eric, he spent seven years in foster care, in 13 foster homes before they were raised by their grandmother, aunt, and older sister Gemma.[7][6]
I support any poor bro who makes it out of the mud
Damn. I always found him repulsive, but now I kind of feel bad. Imagine your sister also being your grandmother and aunt.
>Imagine your sister also being your grandmother and aunt
Would that even be possible? I can't really visualise it.
he's supposedly a massive butthole according to people from his hometown
he's literally me then
post quotes
How do you respond without sounding mad?
>I kin be userful Sah, I kin be.
>Ugh!
>By God... The lad's dead.... Dun Kirked 'is 'ead
stopped watching there
>are there any more soldiers to save then, guvna?
>no... we're done, kirk
he looks like if down syndrome had down syndrome
He doesn't have down syndrome. He has alligator eyes.
Not necessarily. At one point you could have easily intimidated me, but I think these days I'd simply automatically dislike you.
i thought it killed himself in the movie with bullseye
Is this guy a psyop to make white men look repulsive looking?
if it is its not working because women are obcessed with him
>women are obcessed with him
They're trying to make him a thing and you're falling for the false reality they're manufacturing. No woman outside of the UK is obsessed with him. Stop consuming entertainment news.
my gf just said he is scary looking. she said she wasnt in the mood to see his dick, but I made her look at it and she said 'cool, it's a penis. wow.'
then she went back to watching 'Friends' which shes obssesed w/ now after her mom got her hooked on it over Christmas.
>she said she wasnt in the mood to see his dick, but I made her look at it
>"Babe! You must take a look at this other dude's wiener!"
she was aware of the context. showing her a dick is more funny & bullying than anything else.
I showed her your reply and she said I got called a gay by a gay.
>she said she wasnt in the mood to see his dick, but I made her look at it
point was made. real, actual women dont give a shit about some weirdo showing his dick
You should show her his dick instead
https://wienertailsandwienertalk.com/2021/06/more-gifs-of-aaron-taylor-johnsons-schlong-nsfw/
theres no reason. I dont just show her guys dicks. she doesnt care. shes seen a dick before. stop comparing women to gay men and shilling some awful, homosexual movie
Just show her, idiot
Satan trips confirm, you should show her guys' dicks more often.
>she said she wasnt in the mood to see his dick
What a b***h. Anon, you can do better.
Decent trolling even in this decayed age of fools.
That, or you're a literal cuckold, which is about the most depressing thing one can be.
none of you can contextualize the situation or know what women are like.
I just called her a bawd for seeing that homosexuals dick and grabbed a handful of her fat little ass
Dating girls is gay, gay
>Decent trolling even in this decayed age of fools.
>That, or you're a literal cuckold, which is about the most depressing thing one can be.
Is it normal for the Irish to look Russian?
It definitely is a distinctly Irish phenotype actually. Don't know where exactly it came from but I don't reckon its from the more Mediterranean/Iberian strain in the Irish. If I were to guess I'd say its connected to the kinds of pseudo-Mongoloid features you see in other Northern European populations. Think Bjork, Greta Thunberg, Heinrich Himmler, etc.
He looks Finngolian to me
his genetic ancestry is called
"fetal alcohol syndrome"
His mom died of drug abuse when he was 12. It's more likely she did a ton of other drugs when he was in the womb
yeah, basically just teratogen exposure. the speculation on racial ancestry is incredibly cringe
he's already popping up everywhere and i'm still proud of myself i predicted that after just one episode of love/hate. I recognized kino talent right away
but he's not kino and he's lame and gay. he's only big because he degraded himself better and more than other morons. also, his joker is even worse than Leto.
I wonder which of his ancestors caused him to look that way
He's in the same league as Chalamet. That league being I won't watch anything with him in it unless it's one of my absolute favorite directors. I hope these insufferable homosexuals die in a plane crash.
>Saltburn
That turned out to be good? The trailer seemed like the most cliche nerd-meets-cool-rich-people plot.
women liked it
I believe this person has what's called (in Latin) Spacca Downus Syndromus, aka The moron Gene aka The Bog Dwelling Paddy Look.
My advice is don't look at him, it's unseemly and you are above such things.
He looks like a troll from David the Gnome
>we can expect to see this guy pop up everywhere now
it feels like he's already on every other movie
What kind of ethnicity is this?
Eskimo
i think they have some east east euro DNA
like from the --stan countries
Very few people here actually have this phenotype.
t. east euro
that's what the Proto-Indo-Europeans looked like back when they were riding around the Pontic steppe
kino
He looks like a 19th century political cartoon of Irish immigrants posing a danger to America.
he looks the potatohead from Deliverance. also, holy shit, that's that dudes wife ---
Leprechaun?
he's ugly and white
the Irish definitely have some 'interesting' looks
Looks like my Swedish gf's dad
relevant
Ayo real talk tho how tf do you pronounce that guy’s name
Barry Key-yoh-inn
Not according to him. https://archive.is/YOBff
Why does he pronounce his own name like a West Brit
Why does this look like some East European Barry knock-off?
his looks arent even the worst part, his accent is
Probably a strong but slightly awkward guy with powers in the mcu
Rando in the live action lisa adaptation
He was great in Sacred Deer and Banshees of Inisherin, I'm rooting for him.
My favorite before watching Saltburn and then after watching Saltburn.
How did they get away with making literal porn?
sure do like that this girl got her AO3 fanfiction turned into a major film... daddy's money sure helps achieve that.
he earned his money by doin all that gay shit thats for sure
I couldnt finish Saltburn, to much crust
This review may contain spoilers.
first, the good parts. jacob elordi is great! as felix, he's the only actor in the movie who manages to turn their character into a Person. i loved when he's talking about how they have to wear dinner jackets to dinner every night and he says "black tie..." with this tone that's simultaneously embarrassed and bragging. he brings some real humanity to the proceedings. on the other end of the spectrum is rosamund pike, who is a total cartoon character, but at least she's occasionally funny.
alright, that's it for the good parts. to launch into things, a question: does this movie have a twist ending? it's definitely edited as though it does. the climactic scene has flashbacks to earlier moments that reveal the main character was behind all those tragic third-act event. these weren't just accidents! but is there a single person on earth for whom this will be a surprise? for the first 30 minutes, sure, things pass for ambiguous. barry keoghan as oliver keeps all his emotions close to the chest, and while there's a sense of opportunism in his friendship with felix, there's no way of knowing what his intentions are, let alone his limits. it's moderately tense and elordi brings some warmth to their burgeoning relationship.
the problem really begins when oliver licks the cum out of the bathtub.
to get this out of the way, yes, obviously this movie's sense of provocation is lazy and childish and a waste of time. that should go without saying given this is from the woman who turned the rape-revenge thriller into the rape-lecture dramedy. but the lame attempts at transgression aren't even the fundamental issue. as soon as oliver has licked felix's cum out of the drain of a bathtub, the ambiguity vanishes. this guy's obviously a freak who's just pretending to be a shy nerd. a shy nerd wouldn't do that shit, man! and if that didn't convince you, how about he has daddy dom period sex with felix's sister, or gives the one black character a rapey handjob, or reveals that he was lying about being from poor addict parents in the first place! and with all that in mind, how could anyone who has ever lived possibly consider it a twist that he had been fricking with all of these people off-screen? he's doing plenty of it right where we can see him!
it's just astonishing to watch a movie make literally every incorrect narrative decision from the moment it begins. the first thing we see is a quick-cut montage of future scenes as oliver talks about how much he loves felix, and then for some reason we have to spend 15 torturous minutes showing what happened before they became friends? like jesus christ emerald you already told us what's going to happen, chop chop already! and then the rest of the movie is like its own fan-edit that puts the shocking scenes of oliver being evil in chronological sequence. it's so bizarrely structured! it tries to have it both ways, being a madhouse fever dream of freakish anti-rich scheming AND a cryptic mystery where the culprit isn't clear until the end. you can't do both at the same time!
aesthetically, there's not much to latch onto either. the film is presented, pointlessly, in 1.33:1; fennell's use of it is largely constrained to every-frame-a-painting compositions designed to suit twitter posts rather than tell a story. these shots certainly aren't ugly, but they fail to say much. there's a lot of rudimentary imagery here: reflections, symmetry, reflections, angel/devil symbolism, reflections, and reflections. there's nothing technically wrong with the compositions, they're just dumb and impotent. her images are tasteful, but artless.
a major theme for me this year is giving things chances. i didn't think i would like bottoms, but i did! i didn't think i would love oppenheimer, but i REALLY did! i'm always open to a film or an artist surprising me and growing in my esteem. emerald fennell, sadly, is still on track for worst filmmaker of the decade contention. she's falling behind at least one other contender, though. i didn't even bother seeing the new taika last week.
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Why do c-listers always come here to promote their shit? Their language always gives them away. It reads like a physical promo sheet.
I can't tell if he's 18 or 35
This guy looks like the opossum from Tiny Toon Adventures
He reads as Slavic well so they should make him a rapist in a Ukraine War movie where some town gets attacked by Russia and in the aftermath a single Russian Conscript super rapist runs amok and muders all the women of the town. He has zero lines and doesn't explain anything. He just becomes more Bestial and filled with rage as he commits each rape until he is almost glowing with a transcendent light of fury as he fricks unborn babies and wears entrails on his head like a crown.
Call the movie. A Day in Ukraine
Sounds like a good scene for my streaming-only film I just got a contract to make. Sell me the rights to your idea now
I imagine the dappled red light of a house fire casting his face in stark shadows. Totally expressionless black eyes and an empty seeking expression. The fire light intensifies and you hear screams. A mirthful smirk crawls across his lips
fricking leprechauns
>i'll be useful sir
*dies*
>Which roles could he pull of?
The gremlins, from Gremlins
creepy rapist
incel school shooter
underwear stealing janitor
garbage man with an affliction for feel pics
is that Sminem?