How did you and your girlfriend felt about this scene?
https://nitter.net/TySunderland/status/1739022808070414807
I personally feel this much dick flopping is just distracting. Sometimes a bit of nudity is appropriate but this went too long too far. It insisted upon itself
If I had to do a nude scene I’d buy a Goliath XL bath mate and start pumping it add some girth and length to my flaccid penis
Maybe even take some HGH or get silicon injections
yeah, even using a $10 penis pump for a few times will make your flaccid dick look noticeably bigger and plumper. the erect size will stay pretty much the same tho
It does work fairly well for flaccid state
I bought one when I was going to a nude beach for the first time
It was all old people anyways so I probably shouldn’t have bothered
I can't imagine being so terrified of being perceived as having a small dick that I buy products for it. I'm sorry this happened to you, but I think you're more frustrated by it than the average woman would be.
>im so above it all
grow up
I bought one out of curiosity, I don't even have a small dick
Did it work ?
willy kino. Bad movie
It's an enjoyable if silly movie.
As long as you just enjoy it for what it is then it's fine.
Lots of very funny moments.
What is this phenotype called?
le liberator face
He looks extremely Mongolian and extremely Irish at the same time
bogtrotter
Russian
he looks like those asian hordes that are murdering white people in ukraine
Pure Irish
Imagine being this ugly and thinking Im gonna be an actor, you have the admire the gall of this dude
a literal goblin
Not only that, he grew up in foster care in a country notorious for having to be old money oxford/cambridge graduate to even consider acting.
He was raised in Ireland not England you absolute moron
Russgol scum
uralic
PVRE Gaelic Blood
Celtic gentleman
He looks like the moronic guy from smokin aces.
Junkie
It's called proof that looks don't mean shit, this guy has fricked more qts then 99% of Cinemaphile before his first film came out
He looks like one of the Mongol-Russian rapists from those old National Socialist propaganda posters.
the irony of those posters was palpable
>irony
theres no irony, its propaganda, the same way your cherrypicked image is. or would you describe lenin and stalin as chads in any way, capacity or form?
NTA but yes they were chads on account of being able to lead so many people. So was Hitler. I'm not a fan of either.
>addict upper lip
Why does this dude have Asian eyes?
I’m Irish and my eyes are similar sometimes I don’t know what the phenotype is
Irasian
the full oirish
mongol rapebaby liberator
Tuatha Dé Danann
Cado has a huge dick, there's a lot buried under the fat pad
pretty sure he said he's like 7.5''/8'' and that sounds about right
odd little fellow
Asian
Irish
slav
Borealized brunn
For Irish standards he's a 6 if not a 7
artemis fowl grew up
Dublin council estate scum.
t.rural country side ireland
Dublin foster care, more like.
He looks Sami as frick.
Mongochaun
My gf got a huge erection while watching this scene
For me it was the period scene. Now she won't shut up about how I dont eat her or when she's bleeding
And for anyone who's wondering whether Keoghan is actually nude in the scene, or if some cinematic wizardy was involved? The actor really did strip down for the scene, which is why for much of it we see him from behind or in silhouette. "It totally felt right," said Keoghan, "It's ownership. This is my place. It's full confidence in, 'I can do what I want in this manor. I can strip to my barest and waltz around because this is mine.'"
While Keoghan felt some trepidation about filming the extended sequence nude, he soon got into the swing of things. "After take one, I was ready to go," he added. "I was like, 'Let's go again. Let's go again.' You kind of forget, because there's such a comfortable environment created, and it gives you that license to go, 'All right, this is about the story now.'"
Fennell has stated that the scene took 11 takes to get right, and that even though Keoghan was "technically perfect" in his performance on the seventh try, they filmed the long tracking shot a further four times in order to capture the essence of Oliver in the moment.
>those moles
the frick is wrong with this guy
I have moles all over my back. Doesn't help that my skin is so pale white that it makes them stick out like dog's balls. I didn't have them when I'm younger but apparently they're not cancerous so I just leave them.
You sound like you're built for bbc
I am not.
Dm me
but enough about your mom everyday during your early childhood
did this guy put pasties on his moles to cover them up from the sun while he tans?
it kind of looks like he's been putting suncream on them and he's developed a tan everywhere else.
skin cancer is a b***h
Does he have the most impressive non-prosthetic frontal? He's even bigger than Fassbender
Willem Dafoe.
nah, aaron is bigger
willem's dong
https://sticky.queerclick.com/pin/658624/
aaron's dong
https://wienertailsandwienertalk.com/2021/06/more-gifs-of-aaron-taylor-johnsons-schlong-nsfw/
no homosexual im completely straight but if I had been in this situation I would have sucked it right then and there
if you clicked any of these links you are gay
just sayin
So?
>that soft and floppy
>at that size
It's not fricking fair.
i have a roughly similar flaccid size and i'm only 7.5" with average girth. he looks a little girthier so if i were to guess i'd say he's around 7"-7.5" with respectable 5.5" or slightly more girth. though i will say flaccid size can be deceiving sometimes, ESPECIALLY on a movie set which is unnatural for nerves and such, so he could be 8"x6" erect for all i know. definitely well above average no matter what.
whoops i quoted the wrong post i was talking about barry
aaron looks big too, from what i can tell he might be closer to 8". i'm close to his height and his flaccid dick definitely looks longer than mine at least. i think barry is bigger than dafoe.
>i think barry is bigger than dafoe.
lmao your perception is fricked
barry is on the good side of average at best
dafoe has a big flaccid dick
they're similar in height, and barry looks bigger than dafoe based on what i can see at least. maybe its because the dafoe footage is old and grainy.
post it
>*only* 7.5
porn brainrot
i said i'm average girth wise. so by volume i'm not large. definitely technically a little above average but someone who's my length with actual big girth is going to be SIGNIFICANTLY bigger by volume. even someone like 6.5"x5.5" is bigger than me by volume and mostly anyone with 6" girth or close to it would mog me to oblivion. length is kind of a meme unless you have the girth to back it up and women know this.
Does girth beat length assuming average and above lengths?
yeah. as long as you have average length, big girth with average length is always going to beat long length but average girth. essentially the bigger your volume OVERALL the better. you can put your stats into something like calcsd to see. i would say objectively "big" starts at around 6.5"x5.5" personally. anything above that volume wise is getting into huge territory.
No. Women need cervical stimulation and you aren't hitting that with some 5 inch embarrassment.
As a femanon I assure you that getting your cervix hit is only comfortable in hentai doujins.
I liked you better when you were lying about your "volume".
i'm the guy who was talking about volume. also do you really think a long dick with average girth is desirable? you're nuts man. there's a reason why women always go on about girth. length has rapidly diminishing returns around 7", and women are going to vastly prefer big girth starting around that length. any longer and you run the risk of not being able to bottom out.
women are going to prefer a 5-6" dick with big girth over an 8"x5" dick 100% of the time. i say this as a pencil dick haver. length is a meme largely.
>man with small penis claims "length is a meme"
length is a meme yeah. a short thick dick is going to stimulate more nerves overall than a long skinny one. i would literally trade an inch of length for half an inch of girth.
Who said anything about fricking women
>tfw I only have an average 9" sized wiener
Be honest bros.... is it over?
this guy is like top 10% in looks, hes probably got low self esteem and she nurtures it by sucking his dick every day.
she groomed him and gave him a career
God damn it. How? I bet even back then as a pretty boy tween he could've gotten some other older woman who was actually very attractive. Guys who look like that always have older girls and women hitting them up on the dl. So I refuse to believe he had no options.
You assume you have the same taste in women as him. Maybe he likes her.
You are an old woman or an unattractive one. This woman definitely worked some Hollywood hag sex magic to enthrall him. I'm not saying he can't like her. I'm saying there is no way this dude didn't have a shit ton of hotter options from then to now and somehow picked the pedo crone instead of, idk, one that looks like Jessica Alba or Liz Hurley.
>You are an old woman or an unattractive one
It's much simpler than that. I have friends whose girlfriends are, in my estimation, unattractive. So it really is in the eye of the beholder.
If you keep women away from society and love them w/o being a sappy simp they're amazing. And physically they are beyond beautiful. Men are supposed to be threatening and utilitarian, not preening, grotesque, psuedosensual queens who blast hips & nips, fetishize their wombless guts and amp up the machismo as they feminize their wieners 'for the ladies'. Seriously, every gay itt who isn't a femboi should off themselves. Gross and weird. gays & feminists, I swear, off the tall buildings with them
Meant for --
Not worth it.
oh god why
why not me why
Circumcised James Bond.
pretty sure he's uncut, just doesn't have tight or long foreskin. he's a bong.
normal dicks look like circumcised dicks. you're foreskin shouldn't stay over the end when you have a boner. if it does, you've got too much foreskin. I'm not circumcised and my dick looks like the guys in American porn.
no every dick is different dude, there's so many variations. some uncut guys simply have a lot of excess foreskin and their dicks stay covered no matter what when flaccid and others have short foreskins and their glans are entirely revealed, even flaccid. its true that when erect you should be able to effortlessly pull back your foreskin, else that is phimosis, but even phimosis is usually just cosmetic.
yes i agree. same with veganas. some women have beautiful ones and some have flappy growlers.
veganas have different sizes too. some women genuinely have naturally big veganas and will never enjoy having sex with big guys, some have naturally small ones and get hurt easily. its why hung guys should date girls with giant veganas instead of hogging the small vegana havers.
er meant will never enjoy having sex with small guys.
hahaha if i can impart any knowledge when it comes to women its women with big hips tend to have wider veganas. the wider the hips the wider the vegana. they're all still tight unless you have a small dick though.
eh. i've read of guys 8"x6" and bigger making their women pretty loose and having to introduce even bigger toys. big blackpill.
veganas only get loose through childbirth or massive toys. its obviously not an infallible object. this idea that they always return to normal is spearheaded by slags who've abused their veganas. there's a limit to how much a girls pussy can hold.
i mean the idea that you can be like in the top 5% of dick size and still not be big enough is pretty terrifying. some veganas are just endless holes.
dude, i have a big dick and 99% of pussys are a struggle to get it into. i don't even have a monster dick. most girls are smaller than you'd think. porn fricked everyone's head up, no dude has a dick that big on average. and most girls dont care as much as you probably think they do.
if it makes you feel any better, im a manlet loser with no prospects. i just have a massive dick. girls dont see me as 'boyfriend' material. dick size isnt everything dude.
i mean you could date a woman then ruin her irreversibly for most dudes.
you mean psychologically?
because the girls with the tightest veganas ive experienced have been complete slags with 50+ bodycount. they suck dick so well as well.
Aside from being cracked, dry, and having a dark scar ring like mine you mean?
well my dick looks exactly like J macks dick and he isn't circumcised.
He's israeli.
What the frick, man?
>very attractive
>great body
>great hair
>huge wiener
>rich and famous
I only have 2 of those things, how is that fair?
Is she rich ?
She's a filmmaker, she was 41 when she met him at 17 and basically gave him his career
Nice
Willem and Aaron are big but fricking Liam Nesson has a massive dong + he's a tall guy.
Liam must be 10 inches.
Arnold did a frontal in Terminator, he's a big guy too
That must be the reason why he pisses himself all the time
>Evian bottle!
I just got reminded of Timothee Chalemet doing nudity with such confidence and everyone laughed at his tiny Hank Hill ass
He's wearing a fake dick in the movie, hence the huge bush
he's not
Ngl that’s a fricking waste only using that on that old hag kek
She has to be a cuckquean right?
She must be but she did groom him when he was a teenager so he might feel some loyalty to her
Mother/son energy
A friend of mine gets off on the fact her son is an 20 year old giga Deano. She said she found it hot that her eggs and dna were Prime to provide such traits, its proper weird but also understandable. Apparently with her fricks when she gets into it she tell them to cum inside her, "impregnate me, let me birth your strong healthy son" that kinda thing and it gets them nutty
Is it just me or is his dick not that impressive? I dont have a huge dick but if I chub it up a bit then go swing it around, im not far off from the scene. Also it would be pretty erotic dancing around naked in front of other people, you would naturally chub up a bit
thoughts?
that post is talking about aaron taylor johnson which you can see here
, not OP
I didnt click those but I was referring to Barry Ayylmao whatever his name is
that's what Im saying, nobody was claiming barry's dick is particularly impressive, aaron's is
Apparently he was paid 400k euros for the role. Would you show your dick to the world for that much money?
I've shown it for no monetary compensation.
I usually am given a fine or a stern warning when I do so yeah
Yes I have a normal sized penis I would only worry about my family seeing it
Keoghan grew up in foster homes. He probably has no family that needs the penis ban.
Good for him. Foster children are usually really fricked up
if i would play this scene everyone would think i have a small penis because females and normies are delusional and dont know what a blood penis is
ive shown it for much less
I'll venmo you a Dollar if you post it here
not bad... for a white boi
you're gay
What's the before process like for these scenes? Surely the director or someone would need to check if the actor's wiener is not ridiculously small or distractingly big, no?
Is that a conversation they have or are they in the dark hoping for the best until they are about to shoot the scene and the actor undresses?
>Barry, are you a big guy?
>Yes, for you.
>mfw it's penis inspection day at the casting agency again
all actors are comfortable being nude. they're all degenerate theatre kids who probably would walk around naked with strangers for fun.
They can use the giant stunt wieners if they need to.
what do you think of his accent?
YOU'RE RIDING THAT HOG
looks thick
God flaccid dicks look ridiculous.
foreskin status?
intact :]
I dislike him purely because he looks slightly asian
Ending was cheap, the dance scene was great. I always loved that song.
Naked dudes appeal more to gay dudes than straight women
>The Oscar-nominated actor, 31, was just 12-years-old when his mother Debbie died from a heroin overdose and he had no relationship with his father.
Shit. Thats big dick energy right there. Imagine having no relation to your parents. The only way a man can make it that way is to stand on his wiener.
He sold the frick out of that scene I’ll give it to him.
This movie was so underwhelming.
I can't believe that people were surprised that he planned it all along.
It's like they never saw a movie in their lives.
Doubt anyone was surprised about that
Was surprised about the bike and the pub though so was more about HOW much he did
The montage you're speaking of, that was dumb though. Makes me think a test audience made them put that In.
It was certainly the movies intention to "shock" you with the montage.
As if 3 people dying of unnatural causes didn't tip anyone off
Hmm i suppose, I didn't like the handling of that scene. Still a decent flick with some issues
No female nudity = woke trash
Male nudity = Comedy
Not really
My wiener is average but when I was younger I must of broke it from humping my bed because it has some ugly vein on the side that looks like tumour and not it’s a veiny big dick way more like a melted candle stick with a random bulge on the side can’t show a girl that
I've never met a kid that complained yet tho
Bed humping like that is often a sign of sexual abuse in childhood. Were you molested?
Black girl here.
So the bwc meme is actually true? Damn!
Girl you been sleeping on hellmans all yo life
What are some unimpressive hollywood dicks so we can feel better about ourselves?
Tom Cruise
Brad Pitt
Oscar Isaac
Bruce Willis
Who else?
Brad is the best looking Hollywood actor ever so he gets a pass for having an average dick
If Brad had a big dick as well as the looks it just would have been cosmically unfair for the rest of mankind.
terrence howard has a micro penis.
>Invents a new school of mathematics to cope for having a microdick
Good for him.
Dicaprio
cruise like 5'3
and brad pitt still fricks black chicks
That makes him even more based
im saying he cant be all that small
Oh right yeah
Tom Hardy
Viggo Mortensen (Eastern promises)
Shia Leboeuf
James Mcavoy
Nikolaj Coster Waldau
Anon it just means you're straight, only gay men are born with big dicks, look it up
It's the reason why a lot of porn stars that pack do gay scenes
nah there's a loose correlation between homo/bisexuality and penis size but its tough to say whether or not its true. i don't think enough research has been done but they speculate its something to do with testosterone in the womb or something. plenty of gay prostitutes who have had sex with 100+ men say the average is very much correct and most men lie or measure wrong.
Is that why they're all in diapers at 30
Dolph Lundgren
Harvey Keitel in Bad Lieutenant
Child raping homosexuals get the rope
would have to have a semi boner cause im grower not a shower
Why do Americans continue to shit themselves over nudity?
Only with female nudity since male nudity is politically correct cause theyre homosexuals
Hayes code was based
Nudity is cringe
See nude people on your own time
If you wanna feel good about yourself just go to a japanese Onsen
They all give themselves a few tugs and are wrapped in warm towels before btw they’re still big though
Do willy pumps work?
That's not my bag, baby
But I have this copy of "Swedish made willy pumps and you, that sort of thing IS my bag, baby." written by (you)
no. nothing works. get good at eating pussy or bring toys into the bedroom.
I can eat pussy better than a leech on a wound but it doesn't matter its all for nought if I can't satisfy her with a big willy
One of my exes suggested hollow strapons that your wiener slots into
do you have a micro penis or something homie? for a b***h to be that cold and flatout suggest sleeves makes me think you're well below average or something.
I am a solid 4.8 inches erect probably 5, I have a lot of endurance she liked the sex but yearned for more and I have not been the same since
why does the deer eat grass why does the white dove fly i must fulfill my needs
>I am a solid 4.8 inches erect probably 5
more than enough to work with lad. sounds like she might've been a natural size queen unfortunately. they exist but they're not exactly common. some girls have big veganas, is what it is.
Guys like you make orgies better for me. Porn always make me feel average, but its nice having 7 inches and knowing for a fact you have the biggest dick in the room and all the women knowing as well.
>disgusting degenerate israelite brags about being involved in orgies
weird flex.
no, men know women care about size. its women who lie.
>calls them degenerate because he has a small dick and nobody would ever want to invite him to one
even if i had one of the biggest dicks on the planet you couldn't pay me to be involved in an orgy homie. shits disgusting.
>yes i want to have a bunch of fat old men with ED watch me have sex instead of having it in private
>white man orgy
8'' reporting. woman are size queens, they're just as mindless as men. sorry to spoil that for you.
who asked?
im not flexing, im a complete deadbeat. women dont want me apart from sex.
no you definitely are flexing. nobody walks into a dick thread and says
>i'm 8" btw
and comes off as humble. you would have just not bothered posting.
I'm just trying to tell you women don't care as much as you think, yes they want a decent sized dick but only men obsess over dick size. girls just want something that they can cum with, which is honestly like 5'' up.
its relative. if a woman has only been with hung guys and you don't measure up of course she's gonna be letdown. what is small to one woman is decent to another.
you're correct. depends on the girl. also women are morons when it comes to measurements. you can convince a girl your dick is 12'' if you're confident about it.
most women think 8" dicks are 10"+ and 7" dicks are 8"+ because guys with 6" dicks say they're 8". women are moronic, but men are shitty for lying all the time.
yes guys always round up.
I've had girls gasp when i took it out and others where they didn't say anything. its all relative.
I'm not boyfriend material though so other men do better than me. dick size isn't everything.
i used to round up slightly but not anymore. when i state my size its the exact measurements. no point in lying its just stroking your own ego with lies.
yeah its the same with height. what's the point pretending you're 6ft, I'm a 5'7 manlet i don't pretend I'm something I'm not. youre always gonna get found out.
ill also preface that im a balding manlet with no money so dick size doesnt really matter if youre a frickin loser lmao
>One of my exes suggested hollow strapons that your wiener slots into
if you have such a little dick or self-esteem why even have sex?
temporarily
Why is this ugly mong being shilled here constantly? Who makes threads about a nobody like this?
male nudity is cringe unless it's plot driven like escaping from a dungeon and running full sprint or a wounded soldier getting clothing stripped off
otherwise it's obvious the director just wanted some gay shit
why would you prance around like a homosexual with your tiny penis hanging out for the while world to see
good pay?
he's easily above average. you have not seen many flaccid average/tiny dicks i take it. some of them literally look like a clit.
i have a small dick and mine is bigger than that flaccid
what are yall on about he has a normal sized flaccid dick. ive been into sports all my life so ive seen way more flaccid wiener than you can imagine
you asian or something?
murder on the dance floor makes you do weird things
I think if you’re as big as your thumb on average while flaccid, your dick looks fine. But I’ve also seen some dicks that went from pinky to hot dog, and some hung flaccid wieners that never stayed firm.
>But I’ve also seen some dicks that went from pinky to hot dog, and some hung flaccid wieners that never stayed firm.
Women literally cannot comprehend growers and showers.
Barry's in particular looks like the latter, I reckon its an impressive hogroast but doesn't change much from flaccid to erect.
flaccid can be a crapshoot but a big flaccid typically means you're going to be at the very least above average erect in some fashion.
meh, looks like a long average dick. my genetics maxed out my length but gave me average 5.1" girth so its nothing special at the end of the day.
you absolutely don't have a small dick.. unless you're pornsick or something. small flaccid dicks look like clits, have you really not seen nudist photos where dudes are average/small flaccid? can probably find some on google.
Who cares about flaccid dicks? If it wasn't hard, who cares?
flaccid size is a meme
not only does it not at all translate to erect size there's also a whole lotta variation depending on the conditions of the moment. people often talk about temperature but there's many other factors. for example my dicks gets much smaller when I'm really invested at work
it's just not a reliable indicator, even in some porn stars you can see how despite them being massive hard you wouldn't guess it from their soft dick
My wiener is bigger when it's soft than when it's erect
That's an average flacid dick
Goddamn why is Cinemaphile so ZESTY? look st you all. Bragging about how many flaccid wieners you've seen. Some homies might think y'all pack fudge
>le average is ackchually 7"+ and girthy brigade has entered the thread
its all so tiresome. i'm at least a little above average but being an average man must be the most demoralizing shit imaginable, when porn addicts online try to psyop insecure men 24/7 that they have micro penises. grow up.
>grow up
Could say the same to your little dick LOL
i do not have le 9" bbc whatever will i do. better troon out or kill myself like the average person who shitposts about dick size on this shithole.
That's right little whiteboy your penisenvy satiates me
whatever you say chang.
long as u got a tight little man tunnel it will never b over for you bby
bout to take the chungking express down there
If I had the money I'd send him daily post cards reminding him how ugly he is.
who would women prefer?
they're both rich and famous so either.
He should fire his stylist
irish people like vests for some reason.
Yeah bomb vests
Most women if given the chance pick Jacob. If these two weren't famous nobody would pick Keoghan. As they are both famous you'll find women saying Barry especially the euphoria hoes and fauxmoi femcels who hate Jacob for some reason.
Both are ugly
Kill Oliver
Marry Felix
Frick Farley
That scene where he's on top of the homosexual BAME in bed and he spits on his hand and it disappears out of cam as they both squelch and moan was DISGUSTING. Just the thought that he's obviously slipping a slimy saliva hand up some homosexual's hiv ass. How do gay people get turned on by the smell of shitty fingers? I didn't find the bathtub scene bad but this, disgusting
Gays are degenerate anon. The more perverted and disgusting it is the more they enjoy it.
women are literally just as degenerate.
Idk. Women have limits that every gay seems to gaygily run past especially since they have encouragement by every other gay to be nastier. Giga degenerate women don't receive that kind of support from women. Even now when there is a lot of pro prostitution sentiment, women are fricking quick to shame others in real life.
this isn't actually a meme, gay men are complete disgusting degenerates. I've seen it first hand.
>Just the thought that he's obviously slipping a slimy saliva hand up some homosexual's hiv ass.
Oh you seem to have quite a vivid image of it anon surely you’re “disgusted”
Pointless shock value that added nothing.
It's like an imitation of art by someone who doesn't understand it.
>Nude breasts
Always kino because straight men, lesbians and most straight women become even just a little bit aroused by seeing them. So it changes the dynamic of the scene compared to implied nudity.
>nude penis
No one is aroused by this except gay men. Straight women aren't turned on by seeing random dicks. So you need context for his to make sense to be included (because gay men are aroused by everything so there's no justification in using them as your reasoning)
A sex scene with the dick visible obviously elicits a different reaction than one without because it makes the act seem more real. Fair enough.
A scene to showcase surprise/unusualness at the dick (size or just looking funny), fair enough.
A scene to showcase body positivity, fair enough IF you're consistent (which this wasn't) and you show nudity of both genders and of different body types.
Here, there was literally none of the above. It was just there to be like "heheh, dick". It added nothing and just makes it a film you're less likely to want to rewatch because who the frick wants to look at Barry's dick?
I'm trans btw forgot to add
I am 7 inches erect when really turned on and completely rock solid. However, I often only get like 90% hard, and end up around 6.5. Is it enough??
Should be fine, she'll have another guy for big wiener anyway
it going for that long is a good thing. when a dick flashes on screen your eyes focus on it and its inevitably distracting so the recurring exposure gets you used to it, by the middle of the scene you're no longer phased by the dick and can appreciate it(the scene) for what it is
Men will deny that women care about massive wiener and ignore the reasons why women are infatuated by horses....
James Bond?
Goldmember
>an Irish Bond
That's a stretch.
>edgy creepy GWOT MI6 pretending to be a military contractor bond who stalks terrorists and seduces and then performs cunnilingus on the terrorists wife when shes on her period
meh
Thoroughly unrealistic. No cokehead alive ever left wracked up lines un-sniffed. You do it as you're getting read to do them, it's part of the enjoyment.
Respectable cawk on Bazza, though.
liam neeson
https://www.lpsg.com/threads/liam-neeson.281276/?order=th_mrp_reaction_score
Connelly nude thread - 17 replies
Keoghan wiener thread - 196 replies
>The state of /lgbtv/
You won't get banned for posting in this thread, hopefully, because the op posits actual discussion about the necessity of nudity in film.
The Connelly thread is linking to a /gif/ thread and asking if she used a body double. You do the maths.
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Homosexuality is a perversion. Women are fertile & comforting & beautiful.
It's weird watching movies where every guy is naked a lot and absolutely no women are. And it's gay AF too, it's not for women as most of them don't like it unless they're talking shit on redd*t. My ex gf noticed it while we were marathoning the boys and said it was weird and reminded her of gay serial killers
Women are psychotic incubators that smell foul,
do you prefer men? women smell nice in my opinion. i like them so much i lick their armpits.
99% of actors have microdicks which is why every other actress shows their breasts but 99% of actors never do. The few ones that are big love showing them off
most men are average, and that's okay.
I'm sure the target audience for the film consisting of females aged 14-26 we're perfectly aroused.
women that young are too busy having sex and posting their asses on social media.
Wait were we NOT supposed to be turned on by this film????
lol... bad pussy!
At what point in a relationship can you allow your softy to be seen by your gf? I'm a little above average but sometimes it gets so small when flaccid and I don't think women understand it like Elaine not knowing about pools and shrinkage.
I love how every discussion between men descends into dick size lmao
I say this to all the guys with average dicks. dick size doesn't matter to women, its only like 5% of women who care, be attractive in other others and you'll bag a girl no problem. im hung like a horse girls aren't interested in me. stop watching porn. it isn't that big a deal.
Was not phased by the pecker but will say it was an effective end sequence. I can reaffirm the ongoing phenomenon. Not too say my girlfriend is outright gushing for him but she has hinted at being a little obsessive about him. Admittedly we have a similar build anyhow. Though i stand at having seen more movies of him than her and in fact he will always be the kid that dun kirked his head.
Im a grower. When im flaccid my dick legit looks small but when im hard its a thick 7 incher
Ima grower
Ima shower
Ima midnight blower
Why are they pushing that ugly frick so damn hard?
This thread really got me craving a big wiener now haha
Why are male full frontal nude scenes more common than female full frontal nude scenes? https://thisvid.com/videos/laurence-fox-full-frontal-in-the-hole/
veganas are not really visible even when a woman is nude, female breasts are a much fairer equivalent to male genitals and you know damn well breasts are much more common than male nudity
karens in the MPAA
benis 🙂