>bascially all of his books receive a live action adaptation. >they are all kino

>bascially all of his books receive a live action adaptation
>they are all kino
how does he do it?

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  1. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    A lot of the movies like the Shining and It change a lot from the book. That’s why he was so involved in maximum over drive iirc because he didn’t like how much the movies based on his stuff diverged from the source material.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      Maximum Overdrive is pure kino from start to finish

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        >looks like a special needs soi boy
        Uhhhh

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          you just noticed that now? he has a degenerative eye disease or something

          • 7 months ago
            Anonymous

            >eye disease
            But how does that explain the rest of him?

            • 7 months ago
              Anonymous

              he done got bit by a langolier and it made him a creepy skeleton-face man.

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        I agree honestly. It just perfectly is what it is.

  2. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    He was pretty good in the sopranos

  3. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Have you ever been to Maine, man? It is a frozen shithole half the year. You can just about read books all winter long because there's nothing else to do and you're snowed in. Might as well write books too.

  4. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    >the less the movies have in common with the books the better they are
    Really makes you think

  5. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    he's a hack and The Shining is the only good adaption of his work and that's because Kubrick didn't follow it at all

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      Misery and Stand by me were okay

  6. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    It feels like every year I find out another thing I really liked was made by him and I had no clue

  7. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    I now remember I had a Stephen King phase in middle school.

  8. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    The only Stephen King adaptation I can tolerate is Christine, and that's only because John Carpenter was able to wash King's stink off it somehow.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      what didn't you like about the book?

  9. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    He's an underrated writer, if anything. He publishes a LOT so he's churned out some crap over the years, but his good work is really good. People think of him as a hack because he writes a lot within a "genre" and he makes a shitload of money, but I think he's popular and successful because he legitimately is a good writer. He writes characters and evokes feeling better than almost all of his more critically-fellated contemporaries

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      You should read better authors.

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        I'm not saying he's Dostoevsky, but he's leagues ahead of a Dan Brown or Chuck Palahniuk, and imo he's better than Pynchon or David Foster Wallace

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          >imo he's better than Pynchon

          • 7 months ago
            Anonymous

            I stand by it 100%. Pynchon has absolutely nothing to say

            • 7 months ago
              Anonymous

              you're an idiot then

              • 7 months ago
                Anonymous

                >you're an idiot then
                Not an argument, never read this Python but I'm assuming the other guy is right

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          >imo he's better than Pynchon
          Awful bait. Have your (You).

          • 7 months ago
            Anonymous

            It's not bait. Again I don't deny that King's written a lot of shit, but his best work is much better than Pynchon's best work. Pynchon is a pseud who writes for pseuds, there's really nothing there

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          is infinite jest good or just masturbation

          • 7 months ago
            Anonymous

            If you can get through five pages without thinking "Christ what a pretentious butthole" then you're probably in good shape to read the rest.

          • 7 months ago
            Anonymous

            The masturbation is what makes it good

          • 7 months ago
            Anonymous

            it's very very specifically for overprivileged liberal white upper middle class failsons of the 90's

            • 7 months ago
              Anonymous

              does it still work if you're an overprivileged reactionary white (hispanic) upper middle class failson of the 2020s?

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      >He's an underrated writer
      Dude he is very likely the most influential and most-adapted prose fiction writer to ever live.

  10. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Stephen King's best work is undoubtedly his short stories. When he writes a full length novel he starts off with a good premise then ends up ruining it with a shitty ending. Check out Skeleton Crew and Night Shift for some of his best stuff.

  11. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    The only ones i could even stomach were The Night Flyer and Christine.

    The rest of it is either a stark departure from the book like The Shining and The Thing or complete garbage like Desperation and The Stand

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      >The Thing
      Not a King book, you thinking about It?

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        *It.
        Whatever

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      >the rest are stark departures or garbage
      Stand By Me, Carrie, Misery, and Shawshank are all good and basically 1:1 adaptations

  12. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    He ripped off Girls but took out what made it good(the girls).

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      How did Stephen King rip off Girls?

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        Under the Dome I didn't bother reading it, just like mentioning Girls . Small town trapped under a mysterious indestructible dome. It's Girls without the girls which just leaves boring town drama

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          he wrote Under the Dome in the 70s, so I doubt it ripped off the 2010s Lena Dunham HBO show
          also what the frick do you think they have in common?

          • 7 months ago
            Anonymous

            >he wrote Under the Dome in the 70s
            Are you fricking high?

            • 7 months ago
              Anonymous

              no
              >Under the Dome is a partial rewrite of a novel King attempted to write first in 1972 under the same title
              https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Under_the_Dome_(novel)#The_Cannibals_connection

            • 7 months ago
              Anonymous

              the anon who thinks Girls has something to do with a town under a dome is the one you meant to reply to right?

          • 7 months ago
            Anonymous

            >he wrote Under the Dome in the 70s
            And just waited 30 years to publish it? No, he started writing it after Girls finished it's run.
            >I doubt it ripped off the 2010s Lena Dunham HBO show
            No, dipshit, the comic book. It ended in 07, just in time for this hack to rip it off. Shit, I wish the TV show was an adaptation of it, got tricked into watching an episode.
            Again have not read Under the Dome so its probably a totally different sort of dome story, just like bringing up Girls

            • 7 months ago
              Anonymous

              Konnichiwa, dude!

              • 7 months ago
                Anonymous

                His brother was the one doing all the work on all their collabs, it's why he still puts out books

                >And just waited 30 years to publish it? No, he started writing it after Girls finished it's run.
                Okay, then I'll cite this 1998 book that details his 1972 unfinished novel Under the Dome.

                It's just a joke. C'mon man puts out a book with same small town dome setup as a comic that just ended and you expect jokes not to be made on it?
                Another book with a similar premise to a King book I think is better is Amy Girl. It's like Carrie but sensible.

              • 7 months ago
                Anonymous

                King probably didn't even know Girls existed. Next to nobody did or does. It was a meme on Cinemaphile for a little bit because it was laughably bad.

              • 7 months ago
                Anonymous

                I didn't know you were joking

            • 7 months ago
              Anonymous

              >And just waited 30 years to publish it? No, he started writing it after Girls finished it's run.
              Okay, then I'll cite this 1998 book that details his 1972 unfinished novel Under the Dome.

              • 7 months ago
                Anonymous

                You're probably talking to Josh Luna right now. He'll probably even write a shitty comic about how Stephen King went back in time with his whiteness powers to tell his past self to write Under the Dome.

              • 7 months ago
                Anonymous

                >how Stephen King went back in time with his whiteness powers to tell his past self to write Under the Dome.
                that I can't refute

            • 7 months ago
              Anonymous

              >And just waited 30 years to publish it?
              Happens pretty often for him. First drafts of 11/22/63 were like thirty years before it came out. Blaze was written before Carrie and came out in 2007.

              • 7 months ago
                Anonymous

                I think he talked about throwing old manuscripts in a trunk in On Writing, and he'd go back to those if he was running dry on ideas.

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          Why was it called under the domes

  13. 7 months ago
    Anonymous
  14. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    >the best stephen king kino actually has nothing to do with him

  15. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    as a lifelong fan who's read literally every King book, many more than once, you're forgetting a LOT of shit adaptations because they are largely forgotten
    For ever Shining, The Dead Zone, or Shawshank, there are at least a couple Children of the Corns, Manglers, and Tommyknockers

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      lest we forget the goddamn Dark Tower, one of the worst adaptations of anything ever

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      I watched it because I loved the short story, but they changed pretty much everything. It was really disappointing.

  16. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    He was fine with the langoliers but not the shining? He saw what Kubrick did with a clockwork orange in comparison to the book. Turned it into kino. homie just a hater frfr on god.

  17. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    There is a strong correlation between being an absolute dog shit person and telling a good story. That's all it is.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      Gene Wolfe seemed like a really nice guy and he told great stories. Same with Robert E. Howard.

  18. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    This guy has a CRAZY head and face, very fascinating

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      monkey face

  19. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    I read a few books by his son Joe Hill and they're damn good, they feel like old-school classic King

  20. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    No idea how they never did a Creepshow esque anthology film of several of his short stories, which tend to be actually pretty decent compared to his books. Survivor Type would be great on screen.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      you mean aside from Cat's Eye, the miniseries Nightmares & Dreamscapes, and oh yeah, Creepshow 1 and 2?

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        I had in mind actually adapting good stories of his.

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          He wrote Creepshow

  21. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    I mean how much of the Mist is even his work? He's a master grifter is what he is. A sleazy little israelite.

  22. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    That miniseries called Rose Red or something like that about some psychics investigating a haunted mansion, did it ever get a book?

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      just The Diary of Ellen Rimbaur which was not written by King

  23. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    what did he post 3 days ago?

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      That crypto israelite looks like a lesbian grandma.

  24. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    He's better with short stories, because his long novels are filled with bloat and useless paragraphs. Still like IT, though.

  25. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Proof that the majority of people have no taste

  26. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    for shawshank redemption he ripped off escape from alcatraz

  27. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    The long walk adaption when, I bet they make it shit somehow

  28. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Most of his books are boring souless crap and the movies are the same.

    The amount of unrealistic tropes is higher than in a fricking marvel movie.

    The only movies I enjoyed were the children of the corn

  29. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    He doesn't. His novels are utter midwit garbage with SOME good ideas and concept honed and made better by more competent and less cuck creatives, ie Kubrick and Darabond.

  30. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Gosh, the memories are flooding back. I remember reading a compendium of his short stories as a kid. The ones that stood out were "I Am the Doorway" and "Mangler" to the point I tried translating them from English to Balkan (I couldn't figure out a way to translate "dune buggy", that was before the internet).
    As another anon here said, his longer novels usually have a good start but a shitty ending. "Bag of Bones" is especially awful, the story is a slog and the midpoint twist is dreadful.

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