>Base new movie off of Redd, female Irish pirate from Pirate of Carribean ride
>but what if we make her black instead
Why the frick is Hollywood obsessed with erasing redheads and Irish culture?
>Base new movie off of Redd, female Irish pirate from Pirate of Carribean ride
She's wearing a red shirt here so it's ok. The good news is now I definitely don't have to see it as opposed to maybe seeing it with Margot Robbie.
>Margot Robbie as a red-headed pirate
she could pull it off, she was Harley Quinn
Don't you know movies get docked and basically threatened to be unmade if you don't meet zog I mean diversity quotas?
True enough, apparently.
>an anonymous source
Not very underrepresented though, are they
>anonymous source
>underrepresented groups
no wonder we are seeing so many full blown pajeet production teams. Too save money and it's mandatory.
we're ALL black, OP. just take a single african studies course at your local community college if you want to learn the actual truth
>ancient pangea was full of proto zulus
>pangea breaks apart, continents spread across the globe
>proto zulus seed human life on every continent
deboonked
Don't need to debunk something that was never accepted consensus to begin with
The excuse used to be that redheads and Irish characters in American media were typically love interests and supporting characters so if they wanted to raceswap *a* character it still left the poster character untouched.
But they've started to raceswap main characters so I don't know what the frick.
Wrong, it is because ginger is an anagram.
Its a joke.
Hope my future wife looks like her
dicky
I have a feeling this is actually an inside joke among producers in Hollywood. Yoy know the buttholes who always complain about audeinces and everyone else being racist.
Haha, sorry, but... I'm not gonna watch it! Haha, I know!
>still no low-budget Carry On-style Monkey Island movie
Imagine being the actor taking the role fully aware it's for a white character knowing what the definition of pandering and heard the term "go woke go broke" and still take the role. What are you moronic. Top of that she dates a white European Chad like they all do having black men post hateful comments
Imagine projecting awareness on hominids that have none
Yeah. Imagine being in a fricking movie where you get to have a once in a lifetime experience and to have your weird whims catered to for a small portion of time. Sounds fricking awful.
I don't know what that would be like, and I'd probably hate it. My mother when I was 5 would ask me if I wanted juice, and when I said yes please, she'd say, you know where the refrigerator is and you have two legs. I only know how to cater for myself.
Shalom.
Some of us would not sell our souls to satan for money.
Imagine being offered a lot of money and taking it. She's an actor whose job is acting. The race politics of it is someone else's concern.
W E
These cost 250mil to make another major flop incoming
Looking forward to society rejecting more Dogshitsney, losing more money, and looking like absolute fools in the process again.
I love their new form of Schadenfreude Entertainment.
>$200+ million Pirates of the Caribbean reboot without Jack Sparrow and all-female cast with black charisma-vacuum lead
I wouldn't even give a shit if it was a story based around some African pirate, or former slave turned pirate captain, there is plenty of folklore/stories like that shit, but no they have to take a story of an Irish female pirate, basing it off that, and then turning the lead black.
It's frankly lazy bullshit.
>lazy
lazy? at this point no one can deny this is 100% intentional. They are not poor little writers and producers who just couldn't do a google search for an african pirate, they purposefully try to undermine white history.
Is pirate of the Caribbean a documentary? Or a kid's movie? Fricking morons here.
there are black people who think wakanda is real. we don't need more morons around thinking they were the kings of queens of every country in the world
Are there?
2030 is just around the corner. Time to crash the culture plane with no survivors.
why are they pushing this particular nog all of the sudden?
because she's in the bear, which is mildly successful despite being dogshit, so producers think she's the reason people like it and she can star in films and be a big success.
they don't realize she's the second worst Character on the show, after the autistic bakery dude
She's the worst part of the show. If her character was a cute white girl instead of this buck tooth toad the show would be even more popular.
It's not that really. The actress herself also seems to make no effort depicting the emotion her character should feel. She is definitely an ultimate "just included in it because of hollywood nepotism//to fill race quota etc."
Like at the ultimate climax in the bear where they are extremely busy and she just looks absolutely fricked up and lazy eye but some how they pull through and the main dude is in love with her now after she becomes even more disinterested, cold and passive
Avo's push is intriguing to me given the same people celebrating her success on as 4th lead on a moderately watched TV show claim Dakota Johnson has no right to continue acting despite being the star of a 1.4 billion movie franchise.
Proof of the same people saying these two things?
Some impressive levels of seethe here
another bomb then
>redheads
Only Whites can be redheaded. There’s blonde hair in some negrito ethnicities but only whites can be red headed.
tl;dr more White genocide
How is she based on Redd? Is it possible there are other pirates on the ride she could be based on?
That said it's a movie based on an amusement. Also, the movie will flop without jack sparrow.
Was there a jack sparrow on the ride before Depp took the role?
Ayo why y'all so mad? She an Irish babe yo.
When they said Black Irish, this isn't what they meant!
AYO
Put a chick in it…..
>Redd, female Irish pirate from Pirate of Carribean ride
in the gay version maybe
The fact of the matter is Ann Bonnie and female pirates were made up back in the day by liberal propagandist
So they have no qualms changing that shit to suit them now
The actual fact of the matter is you just made that shit up. I can only contemplate your nefarious reasons for doing so. Fortunately their crimes and subsequent punishments are a subject of historical record. Court documents are hardly conducive to liberal propagandist rewriters.
there have never and never ever will be female pirates
Who are Anne bonney and Mary read for 500 Alex?
you're a fricking moron pleb
anne bonney = literal wiener concubine who never ever pirated a single real ship and the one she did was a sloop fisherboat with peasants on it
LMAO
dont even need to look into the other one because youre a fricking redditor with a neckbeard the size of zohans bush
>Never pirates a single ship and the one she did was a sloop.
>And the one she did
>The one she did
>One she did
>She did
She did.
Zheng Yi Sao
Ayo be everywhere lately.
I mean, it is the Carribbean, right? Stands to fricking reason there'd be someone from the fricking Carribbean in it.
AYO IS DAT DA PIRATE b***h!?
>"Former Thunderbolts star"
>Thunderbolts
>a movie that hasn't even been shot yet
Journalists are worse than politicians
90% of them couldn't write in the first place and now half of them are just getting AI to write their articles for them.
Jamaica, Barbados, Trinidad and Tobego. These are all islands in the Carribbean, right? If you hold a passport from any one of these places the chances are you will most probably be black.
So you're saying that during the time period in which pirates of the Caribbean was set during the heights of the slave trade, and the location being the Carribbean which is where most of the slave plantations were, that there definitely wouldn't be any black people involved in any piracy? Interesting.
You are aware that pirates are about as far from kings and queens as it is possible to get aren't you?
Fun fact: the majority of Blackbeard's crew were black freed slaves.
there were literally pirate kings in the movies you dumbass. black people want to be kangz of everything. yasuke was the black kang of japan.
This may come as a shock but pirate kings aren't actually related to any royalty. Like a drug kingpin isn't actually a pin. Or a king. And a drug mule isn't really a donkey.
the little mermaid isn't real either but now black girls think they were mermaid queens. stop being dumb on purpose.
As opposed to the little white girls who thought they were mermaids? I don't know what point you're trying to make.
that's your problem you little b***h
Whatever moron.
The Little Mermaid is set in Europe. The Mermaid's name was Ariel, not A'rientarelius
Remaking the little mermaid doesn't erase the previous little mermaid film does it?
Why are you pretending that it matters that it doesn't?
Using AI to replace the black actress with a white one doesn't erase the actual live action movie, does it?
No it doesn't. Why do you think I'd care?
This may come as a shock to you, but "actual royalty" is no more or less a meme. All that makes a king different than everyone else is having the respect of one.
So what? The point still stands. A king or queen of any established nation holds far more right to the title than any so called pirate king.
>the majority of Blackbeard's crew were black freed slaves.
Is it woke to portray murderous thugs as mostly black though?
I mean its accurate but is it woke?
Blackbeard wasn't murderous. He built a reputation based on fear. Most trading crews just surrendered to him after they saw his flag. There's no evidence he killed anyone.
Seething Black folk
>we want the modern pirate audience
ayo doesnt have half the talent this guy has in his pinky nail
>talent
Dude was just playing himself. A creepy Somalian
>Here's your modern pirate audience, bro.
Yes. I'm sure they would be completely fine with this. There definitely wouldn't be any slave revolts or anything like that. Tell me, moron-kun. Have you ever heard of the Maroons?
Black pirates in the Caribbean weren't unheard of at that time
Yes. That is what I have been saying for the past twenty minutes. Glad you're all caught up.
That wasn't me, you fricking dumb Black person.
I've been arguing with some moron for the past twenty minutes, saying that there were blacks in the Carribbean at the time the pirates movies are set.
For some reason only you know, you've decided to tell me that I am right. And then proceed to get mad when I pat you on the head like the little moron you are and say "good boy"
Then you call me a dumb fricking Black person because you can't follow the train of a conversation?
Frick off moron.
You've been speaking with multiple people, homosexual. Not my problem your moronic ass can't keep track of it.
You're the moronic homosexual who said black pirates weren't unheard of. (Which is what I had been arguing before you showed up.)
No I'm not. You're wrong again.
Frick off moron. We know who you are.
>we
You don't belong here. Now frick off.
I admit, this thread is a little low brow for my tastes. But if you think you're in a position to gatekeep Cinemaphile then you're a long way off.
You sound like such a homosexual.
That's because I'm literally fricking you in the ass.
nooo don't you DARE gatekeep Cinemaphile!!
>THIS will sell our movie!
When will they learn?
Ayo hol up
>her name is literally Ayo
>it's a about
I’ll let quickmeme know your displeasure with the meme
Yes. There really are idiots who believe things they see in movies.
Are there or is this something you were told on Cinemaphile?
>former THUNDERBOLTS star
Wait did that movie already come out?
>irish
>cast a black
Why the frick can’t it just be an African then
jews fear the celts
and the samurai
and they envy the chinese
that is all
Anglo-Americans.
did anyone else notice they've changed the meaning of black irish to actually mean african irish people, when did that happen?
About the time Sinn Fein decided to get back to its Marxist roots.
I hate these people.
The Irish are bog nogs
Don’t let them be white
>lead
Can she do that?
*smacks lips*
AYO HOL UP
Who names their kid "Ayo"?
racist chuds seething at this black goddess being cast for pirates 6
love it.
You're the chud if you think she's a goddess. I have 400 women on my Bumble account in Kenya that are as good looking as picrel dying to meet me, but I can't date them all. There's just not enough time. I sure as hell ain't gonna spend my time watching the equivalent of Beverly Hills Chihuahua 7.
I’ll take a few off your hands
They don't even care if you're short. I'm 5'6" on a good day, and a lot of them are a few inches taller than me. They just can't get enough of a gentleman.
Sold!!! I’m there!!
They truly are queens that need love more than anything.
My only matches on Okcupid being Kenyans and Ugandans depressed me a lot more than my lack of domestic matches, I get that they're primarily gunning for a ticket outta those hellholes, but holy frick is it tempting. A lot really wanna be wifed-up and bred somewhere that won't result in a deathsquad targeting you for swirlcrime, and that's a lot more you can say about local profiles
I don't know. They all seem to love their home. Some travel a bit, enjoy it, but they come off as not wanting to live anywhere else. I no doubt believe there are gold diggers or whatever, but they all seem pretty content with life and looking for love. So, obviously, if you don't want to live in Kenya, you're not gonna have the same experience.
Go back to plebbit chang
No one cares
Fricking do it, Disney. Watching this shit bomb at the box office is gonna give me an erection that's gonna last for days.
Ayo Hol'Up Edebiri
The sea is full of mysteries...
hehehe
A period in time which coincidentally overlaps with the golden age of piracy.
Should have cast Sarah Gadon
I love Sarah Gadon
Who is even fricking asking for this!? Who is the target audience?
They don't make movies because people ask for them. When was the last time Hollywood sent out a survey to all movie watchers asking them what films they'd like to have made?
If they wanted to have 'representation' in their Pirate film, why the frick didn't they just set the film around Madagascar or India where there were active pirates at the time the films are set in? That's the easiest solution on the table. What did they just think it'd be too fricking hard to even just copy and paste any bullshit they see on wikipedia?
she is dead weight in The Bear
A straight man wouldn't make this decision. Fire the women who keep promoting these ideas. FIRE THEM. AND DO NOT REPLACE THEM WITH MORE WOMEN OR LGBT EQUIVALENTS.
Ya know what, it'll work.
Not even Ubishit went this low
HOLY SHIT that is a MANS face. Is this the fate of all new games now?
Black Flag came out 11 years ago anon
it came out in current year (+1) and we are in current year (+12), so it came out this year
Oof is that black flag? Man I even played that game, I thought it was their new pirate game. Well the point still stands, ubi were ahead of their time in the cuck and söyboy department.
To be fair, women that join pirate crews aren't exactly known for being feminine. They're known for being bulldykes with clits longer than their cutlasses.
That’s a man
still would her and mary read
Meanwhile
You're gonna make me cry
AYO so yall finna be sayin wez sum kinda pirate homies or sum shit dawg?
This bish looks like the poo in slum dog millionaire
AYO
Jews used to live in Ireland. It was one of their pirate bases. There's a theory that the "Tuatha De Danann" were actually israelites. In any case, the redheads must have given them a lot of trouble.
>Jews used to live in Ireland. It was one of their pirate bases.
Ireland had a tiny population of israeli people compared to England and France, nearby. They also booted them out of one of their major cities around a century ago.
Not him, but I reckon the Limerick Pogrom (that's what they're calling it now) is going to be rebranded as the Limerick Genocide soon enough. I've been seeing so much shit talk from israelites about the Irish since 10/7, it wouldn't surprise me.
It was like 30 people and no one died.
Exactly.
There was a riot in Tredegar in Wales that got labelled a pogrom too. Even did a movie about it with Ioan Gruffudd as a israelite who got killed in the end, though in reality only 15 people received non-serious injuries. It was a very minor event spearheaded by disgruntled and probably drunk miners where the people involved got prosecuted but occassionally gets labelled something like THE MOST SHAMEFUL CHAPTER IN WELSH HISTORY!! as if the masses rose up and committed a blood crazed genocide.
>>Base new movie off of Redd, female Irish pirate from Pirate of Carribean ride
Where are you getting this from?
irish culture is adventure comedy movies based on theme park rides?
Fiction is fiction
The Quiet Girl was a good film
blue
What's even the point of "basing" a character off some historical figure if you're just going to intentionally not base it on them? Why lie?
b***h name is Ayo
Ayo we wuz finna boutta be pirates now sheeeeit
It's all so tiresome.
im just not gonna watch it is all
Blackrock sets quotas on how many blacks should be in each production, and since red heads are harder to cast due to being actual marginalized minorities they're the easiest roles to change.
>BWAKCROOCK!!!!!!!
Are you claiming they have no impact on DEI and ESG investments?
>BWAAAKEKEROOOCCCK!!!!!!!!!
Shouldn't you be in a Masters of the Air thread screeching at anyone who says something bad about it?
>shilling for literal TRILLION DOLLAR GIGA CORPORATIONS
this is your brain of marxism
I don't see how mocking people for spamming Meme Enemy of the Week is "defending" some corporation.
>meme
this insinuates that blackrock and vanguard are not the majority share holders of every corporations in the top 500 and the main budgeters of EGS
I don't think you understand what the word majority means.
Poor seether.
Frick off moron.
even before this news there were zero chances of a new pirates of the carribean being good, for all I care they could make the black pearl travel in time to modern times and have the rugged pirates teach some rich white men on a cruise about how racism and sexism are dumb
AYO WE WUZ PIRATES N SHIETTTTT
>Ayo
Hol up
>Why the frick is Hollywood obsessed with erasing redheads and Irish culture?
dyslexic casting directors
>get me a ginger
>offended by the idea that black people would be violent thieves... but on the high seas
Fricking morons the lot of you.
Are there any redheaded Irish actresses now?
LA has no white people, you can't find any young red head who only existed in the white population
What annoyes me is
I'D ACTUALLY WATCH IF IT HAD A HOT REDHEAD
but nooo, le nig again AND AGAIN AND AGAIN
There are no redheaded actresses