I don't have many memories of my childhood that stand out, most are vague and buried, but I still vividly recall the distinct urges I used to get to poke that fricking cat's eyes out every time that show came on. Something about that cat's eyes were screaming to get poked out and I knew I was the one to do it. I would lay awake at night fantasizing about breaking into whatever studio they make the animation and taking the cat figure and poking its stupid little fricking eyes out with a pencil. And I'd laugh because I would think they'd have to change the theme song after that, they'd have to say Postman Pat, Postman Pat, Postman Pat and his blind dead cat.....
Kek >the mick coming out of the bar >the funky basketball american >el mariachi speedy gonzales >bugwoman in front of the laundry
But seriously, race relations peaked during the Bush years which is why Obama got elected in the first place (who proceeded to absolutely destroy them). I had two long term relationships with Black women back then and today that would get me stabbed
It's incredible to me that a cartoonist for the onions is now considered an evil chud that is actually owning incels just because leftists took an offense to his satirical comics.
Kelly is a parody of bad conservative political cartoonists who lack self-awareness and dignity. Kelly is a caricature of a man. A self-important narcissist who only cares about his immediate gratification. Everyone who denies him that is evil and anything that aids it is lauded as good and true.
In this particular strip, he's being petty by making a strip about his own personal preferences about a subject no rational person would care about and portraying himself as a victim because he doesn't believe he's been catered to in this extremely niche complaint.
Based gamer. The commentary is that even though he is literally the most oppressed demographic ever, he just goes through life with a smile on his face, doing what he loves.
>black blood >that one cop still hitting the corpse with a baton even though the other cop shop it in the head
So this takes place in an alternate 2016 where there was a zombie apocalypse, right?
Cinemaphile tricked me into watching fraiser, and it's fricking shit.
It's just a bunch of homosexuals screaming and constant annoying laugh track, not a single second of silence in the entire episode.
Point would have been better made without the plugs, given what he's depicting here is a completely correct Bri'ish woman teaching dumbass Eurogays that UK plugs are objectively superior, so anyone with a brain is now associating attempts to change the Brexit deal by the UK with being correct. Any given anon can have their point of view on that one, but it's highly unlikely what the cartoonist intended, so he's shit.
for instance I'd have some trouble with this one without the context >During the 1976 presidential election, incumbent President Gerald Ford received only modest support from his influential colleague Senator Barry Goldwater. In a letter to delegates of the Republican National Convention, Goldwater wrote that his endorsement "rests solely on the fact that at this time in our history I do not believe that our government can suffer through months and months of reorganization that [would] be necessary" if Ford lost the election. President Ford, visiting Valley Forge at the time to celebrate the nation's Bicentennial, ultimately received the Republican nomination but lost in the general election to Democrat Jimmy Carter.
His grotesque art style was genuinely fascinating and unique, the way he was clearly using clip art from stock photos but in the highest effort way possible
what happened to him
He died of melanoma in May 2020, clearly caused by israeli 5G signals directed at his house
as a graphic arts guy i can tell you he spent a *lot* of time making those comics, regardless of what you think of the final product
It's incredible to me that a cartoonist for the onions is now considered an evil chud that is actually owning incels just because leftists took an offense to his satirical comics.
>leftists took an offense to his satirical comics
leftists know he's on their side right? did they miss the satire themselves somehow?
>leftists know he's on their side right? did they miss the satire themselves somehow?
Yeah, completely, it's fricking incredible.
Hi guys, I mean folx. Matt Easton here, troonygladitoria. Today we're talking about CHUDS. But what are chuds, you ask? They're basically humans who don't have AIDS. Shocking I know, but there really is a historical context for this...
Also I sometimes watch kkk themed bukkakes where 20 white crackers wearing confederate flag shirts cum on the face and breasts of a black woman (often with big breasts). I’m not racist.
Ahhhhhhhhhh frick me, this was literally me from 18-25 because my dumb b***h of a mom was racist, and me dating black women triggered the shit out of her. Then I realized she was right about only one thing.
Them black hoes will go to the mats for you, though. I only dated rich "white acting" ones but it's pretty hardcoded in their genetics to flip the frick out if a ho is toyin' with you
Also the most wealthy girl I ever dated was Black. She was a fricking millionaire because of her family (uncles were Google's top lawyer and the other was a famous jazz drummer) so I didn't work for 8 months and just ate xanax, fricked, went to fancy restaurants...
She looks like shit now so yes black does crack
The ridge on the crossbar is supposed to be on the other side. The person who drew the cartoon has never seen a sword used before and probably just assumed it was reversible.
she is doing a back handed swing. usually your top hand is your strong hand and you swing away from your top hand. she is swinging towards her top hand which is weird
had to unsub from matt easton when he apparently severed contact with shad for the crime of appearing on sargon of akkad's podcast
5 months ago
Anonymous
It was literally like the same day or day after, Shadd and Matt were paling around and then suddenly he found out he'd been CANCELLED when he looked at his computer
5 months ago
Anonymous
He decided to have public meltdown over fricking SHAD, probably the only Australian in history who doesn't swear, what the frick.
I have never heard Shad forcing his lifestyle on anyone, and his most agressive position was when he was shitting on nunchakus.
Imagine finding out a guy is a mormon with five kids and you shit yourself over it like some hysterical cow.
5 months ago
Anonymouse
>probably the only Australian in history who doesn't swear
Is that really a bad thing? Is the being seen as a bunch of swearing drunks a great public image?
5 months ago
Anonymous
Australians are descended from criminals so it makes sense
5 months ago
Anonymous
No, it's a good thing, it is just outright bizarre there is someone who doesn't do it even though 'c**t' is commonly used as a comma in Australia.
Word. I legit have no idea how can you be interested in details of historical life while having meltdowns over tiniest things in the present, screech about pronouns and cry about abrahamic systems of oppression.
5 months ago
Anonymous
Hi guys, I mean folx. Matt Easton here, troonygladitoria. Today we're talking about CHUDS. But what are chuds, you ask? They're basically humans who don't have AIDS. Shocking I know, but there really is a historical context for this...
It really is a fascinating psychological zone where it's genuinely impossible to tell if the author actually wants you to LIKE his antagonistic strawmen more than his protagonists
>Fat Kevin is here >That lad arrived completely wasted with a lampshade hat (probably from another party) >Even in death he is enjoying himself
We should all be more like fat Kevin
yeah this dudes this is the worse, think virtually everyone hates him at this point. So his whole male feminist scheme to meet women really didn't work, shocker.
His progressive pals dropped their usual word salad on him and he realised that he marginalised their voices by writing those characters as a fricking white male, so he yeeted everything.
In a way it is admirable because he might be the only progressive living by his own moronic principles.
It really is a fascinating psychological zone where it's genuinely impossible to tell if the author actually wants you to LIKE his antagonistic strawmen more than his protagonists
these reddit edits are honestly the worst. a bunch of homosexuals trying to stop themselves from breaking down and crying over political opinions they disagree with by making it "haha silly"
the text posts in Antifastonetoss are incredible
there's a 400 post flame war going right now because someone was accidentally a bit too anti-Stalin when they MSPainted this
I met a drunk Kelsey Grammar in a pub. He brews beer now and was doing some sort of pitch/marketing event. He was nice. I told him I loved him and he hugged me and told me I was too kind. I may have offered him drugs. I don't remember much beyond posing for a picture (with my drunk fat gut hanging out of my shirt)
>having chest pains >book a doctors appointment >I get there and wait patiently >finally get called into the doctors office >it's a female doctor >ignore everything she says and try and find a male doctor as soon as I leave the appointment >in fact, I'll probably do the opposite of what she said just to be safe
i remember being a kid and reading those every morning just because the relentless downerism was fascinating, it's like the characters are simply not allowed to have a moment of joy
Shit was surreal. >It's Garfield. He hates Mondays. >It's that ADHD child who talks to his toy tiger. >Cathy loves shopping. >Funky Winkerbean gets drunk again only this time he might have plowed over a small child- wait WHAT
I tried making my own, I was thinking about
how ironic Cinemaphile has become, we now celebrate shit as good instead of producing our own quality
it makes me disdain
I was hoping for some mail driven content
Postman Pat still exists
I don't have many memories of my childhood that stand out, most are vague and buried, but I still vividly recall the distinct urges I used to get to poke that fricking cat's eyes out every time that show came on. Something about that cat's eyes were screaming to get poked out and I knew I was the one to do it. I would lay awake at night fantasizing about breaking into whatever studio they make the animation and taking the cat figure and poking its stupid little fricking eyes out with a pencil. And I'd laugh because I would think they'd have to change the theme song after that, they'd have to say Postman Pat, Postman Pat, Postman Pat and his blind dead cat.....
bro you need help
I don't get it
the cartoonist thinks he's a 260iq satirist and is doing the colbert report gimmick where you make dumb chuds not even realize they're being owned
Frasier is for chuds now? Jesus Christ, shut the frick up you terminally online troglodyte.
t. people who don't actually get what this certifiably midwit comic artist thinks he's accomplishing with his tryhard meta irony
>implying he isn't right
>incitement is GOOD
t. some bourgeois twerp who lives far far away from the poor and downtrodden
Kek
>the mick coming out of the bar
>the funky basketball american
>el mariachi speedy gonzales
>bugwoman in front of the laundry
But seriously, race relations peaked during the Bush years which is why Obama got elected in the first place (who proceeded to absolutely destroy them). I had two long term relationships with Black women back then and today that would get me stabbed
You've never made eye contact with an adult, have you.
That's hardly relevant..
It's incredible to me that a cartoonist for the onions is now considered an evil chud that is actually owning incels just because leftists took an offense to his satirical comics.
We need to rename Earth so that it's called moronic homosexualland and give the aliens a more accurate representation of what humanity is all about.
kelly is literally never wrong about anything
Only sickos understand
there's nothing to get
Frasier is back
Kelly is a parody of bad conservative political cartoonists who lack self-awareness and dignity. Kelly is a caricature of a man. A self-important narcissist who only cares about his immediate gratification. Everyone who denies him that is evil and anything that aids it is lauded as good and true.
In this particular strip, he's being petty by making a strip about his own personal preferences about a subject no rational person would care about and portraying himself as a victim because he doesn't believe he's been catered to in this extremely niche complaint.
I thought i understood the joke but after reading this post I dont understand anymore
LOOOL
powerful
Based gamer. The commentary is that even though he is literally the most oppressed demographic ever, he just goes through life with a smile on his face, doing what he loves.
This is literally the plot of this movie
What the actual frick
This could have all been prevented if I had just Pokemon Gone to the polls.
Or maybe he's wondering why you would shoot a man before beating him?
>black blood
>that one cop still hitting the corpse with a baton even though the other cop shop it in the head
So this takes place in an alternate 2016 where there was a zombie apocalypse, right?
he's chinese, it can't be red or he gets sent to a gulag
"they're golems leaking oil" unironically flies with their censorship.
TRUMP
Lost it when i saw the cartoon dynamite.
Women liked fraiser
Frasier chads keep winning
>Cinemaphile outrage farming: the comic
Based Kelly, he's never wrong.
Replace the dvd with vhs and laserdisc and its golden.
Literally true, my mom's pissed because Amazon stole a bunch of her movies that she bought
SEX WITH ROZ
All hail Rosalinda!
How many creampies do you think Roz had taken for the entire run of Frasier?
Cinemaphile tricked me into watching fraiser, and it's fricking shit.
It's just a bunch of homosexuals screaming and constant annoying laugh track, not a single second of silence in the entire episode.
Die zoomer.
(And it's not a laugh track.)
>(And it's not a laugh track.)
What is it then?
Kelly is the only decent political cartoonist
I like Kal, the cartoonist for The Economist.
Point would have been better made without the plugs, given what he's depicting here is a completely correct Bri'ish woman teaching dumbass Eurogays that UK plugs are objectively superior, so anyone with a brain is now associating attempts to change the Brexit deal by the UK with being correct. Any given anon can have their point of view on that one, but it's highly unlikely what the cartoonist intended, so he's shit.
Leave it up to Economist subhumans to not know how electric socket looks like, holy shit. Just peak city rat wankers.
You can't expect much from europoors
my favorite political cartoonist is Herblock, who was the cartoonist for the Washington Post for 50 years
Here's a cool feature about him on the library of congress website that has a lot of his cartoons and explains their context.
for instance I'd have some trouble with this one without the context
>During the 1976 presidential election, incumbent President Gerald Ford received only modest support from his influential colleague Senator Barry Goldwater. In a letter to delegates of the Republican National Convention, Goldwater wrote that his endorsement "rests solely on the fact that at this time in our history I do not believe that our government can suffer through months and months of reorganization that [would] be necessary" if Ford lost the election. President Ford, visiting Valley Forge at the time to celebrate the nation's Bicentennial, ultimately received the Republican nomination but lost in the general election to Democrat Jimmy Carter.
ESL moron
and I forgot to include the link
https://www.loc.gov/exhibits/herblocks-history/index.html
>a new girl every week
its actually the same girl, he's making a joke about how frequently women's fashion changed in 7 years
But seriously, we can't let Hitler get the nuclear codes
ddees (RIP) was peak skitzokino
what happened to him
glowies got him
what method did he use to make this shit? it’s like a mix between shitty funfair ride art and stock images. it’s great
A lot of shitty funfair ride art started out as stock images.
>what happened to him
Why don't you let the ADL explain it to you?
https://www.adl.org/resources/news/david-dees-conspiratorial-artist
His grotesque art style was genuinely fascinating and unique, the way he was clearly using clip art from stock photos but in the highest effort way possible
He died of melanoma in May 2020, clearly caused by israeli 5G signals directed at his house
>highest effort way possible
This dude is a shitty photoshop artist lmao
as a graphic arts guy i can tell you he spent a *lot* of time making those comics, regardless of what you think of the final product
>leftists took an offense to his satirical comics
leftists know he's on their side right? did they miss the satire themselves somehow?
>leftists know he's on their side right? did they miss the satire themselves somehow?
Yeah, completely, it's fricking incredible.
As if he was right here with us.
let's see YOUR much higher quality stock photo image edits of your perceived enemies
99% sure I have a photo I took of that girl on a hard drive somewhere
Nobody will ever be able to fill the hole dd left.
Nobody could.
His comics are only good if you pretend they're unironic.
meanwhile
Where are the WEF sponsored communists protesting in front of his house?
>muh WEF
Well, yes, no one else sponsors them. It's like saying 'muh Soros' while he is the single biggest DNC donor.
ben garrison labelling everything is cringe because it is sincere
kelly labelling everything is hilarious because it is ironic
thanks
can't stand that moronic talentless c**t.
I don’t get it
Kelly thread?
this sucks, if you're going to do a kelly parody it should be drawn in his style
only good ones so far
snakes don't have breasts
shut up
xcom 3 never ever
Kelly's still got it.
>equality-minded folks
He's literally me
My favorite is how Clarence Thomas is still alive
>overcame
Kek
Also I sometimes watch kkk themed bukkakes where 20 white crackers wearing confederate flag shirts cum on the face and breasts of a black woman (often with big breasts). I’m not racist.
those are unironically made by the same studio that has 20 Black Panther dudes bukkake a white woman
what's their endgame
Ahhhhhhhhhh frick me, this was literally me from 18-25 because my dumb b***h of a mom was racist, and me dating black women triggered the shit out of her. Then I realized she was right about only one thing.
Them black hoes will go to the mats for you, though. I only dated rich "white acting" ones but it's pretty hardcoded in their genetics to flip the frick out if a ho is toyin' with you
Also the most wealthy girl I ever dated was Black. She was a fricking millionaire because of her family (uncles were Google's top lawyer and the other was a famous jazz drummer) so I didn't work for 8 months and just ate xanax, fricked, went to fancy restaurants...
She looks like shit now so yes black does crack
absolutely delightful anon
You are an embarrassment to your ancestors.
legend
for me it's Matt Bors, the thinking mans' cartoonist
wow that was cringe
why is she holding the sword upside down? also how the frick would aoc ever become president?
>why is she holding the sword upside down?
what
The ridge on the crossbar is supposed to be on the other side. The person who drew the cartoon has never seen a sword used before and probably just assumed it was reversible.
you fricking nerd
>i'm gonna draw AY OH SEE with a sword because swords are badass and AOC is badass!
You look like this and sound like this
Why would it be on the other side? This way if another blade cathes hers and slides down, it'll be caught by the crossbar
she is doing a back handed swing. usually your top hand is your strong hand and you swing away from your top hand. she is swinging towards her top hand which is weird
I don't understand how all these historical HEMA guys have all turned into massive homosexuals who hate western culture
had to unsub from matt easton when he apparently severed contact with shad for the crime of appearing on sargon of akkad's podcast
It was literally like the same day or day after, Shadd and Matt were paling around and then suddenly he found out he'd been CANCELLED when he looked at his computer
He decided to have public meltdown over fricking SHAD, probably the only Australian in history who doesn't swear, what the frick.
I have never heard Shad forcing his lifestyle on anyone, and his most agressive position was when he was shitting on nunchakus.
Imagine finding out a guy is a mormon with five kids and you shit yourself over it like some hysterical cow.
>probably the only Australian in history who doesn't swear
Is that really a bad thing? Is the being seen as a bunch of swearing drunks a great public image?
Australians are descended from criminals so it makes sense
No, it's a good thing, it is just outright bizarre there is someone who doesn't do it even though 'c**t' is commonly used as a comma in Australia.
Because they honestly believe they would be noble rulers of some fief if they existed back then lmao
Word. I legit have no idea how can you be interested in details of historical life while having meltdowns over tiniest things in the present, screech about pronouns and cry about abrahamic systems of oppression.
Hi guys, I mean folx. Matt Easton here, troonygladitoria. Today we're talking about CHUDS. But what are chuds, you ask? They're basically humans who don't have AIDS. Shocking I know, but there really is a historical context for this...
what?
Is the whole world upside down for you?
Because she has incredible low hangers that I would vote for
for me it's Stephan Winchell
It really is a fascinating psychological zone where it's genuinely impossible to tell if the author actually wants you to LIKE his antagonistic strawmen more than his protagonists
>in death i see the cartoonist was right
I know people say he’s serious but it’s impossible to read it that way
>Fat Kevin is here
>That lad arrived completely wasted with a lampshade hat (probably from another party)
>Even in death he is enjoying himself
We should all be more like fat Kevin
Wow, that's comically bad, Jesus Christ.
People monologing about their bad life choices while they are dying is a staple of his comics, I love it.
I want to be like Fat Kevin
I used to think this comic was being ironic. But nope, it's 100% serious
yeah this dudes this is the worse, think virtually everyone hates him at this point. So his whole male feminist scheme to meet women really didn't work, shocker.
vroom vroom 😀
Based Racecar Johnnies. VROOM VROOM to you as well, speedsters.
I like his shit, and it is hillarious that he cancelled himself and deleted his whole work.
What happened?
His progressive pals dropped their usual word salad on him and he realised that he marginalised their voices by writing those characters as a fricking white male, so he yeeted everything.
In a way it is admirable because he might be the only progressive living by his own moronic principles.
So whats the verdict? Was it genuine or ironic?
Considering that the guy deleted his work after his own comrades complained about it, it's certain it is genuine.
Or he's that dedicated to the bit.
Good ol racewar johnny. Also I always go into a hug with women and give them a lil butt slap, especially the fat ones
I prefer my comics to be more subtle
these reddit edits are honestly the worst. a bunch of homosexuals trying to stop themselves from breaking down and crying over political opinions they disagree with by making it "haha silly"
i'd hardly call ben garrisons works real political opinions at that point. Dude had lost the plot by that point
frick off nigel, the Americans are talking
the text posts in Antifastonetoss are incredible
there's a 400 post flame war going right now because someone was accidentally a bit too anti-Stalin when they MSPainted this
source on the picture on the yellow flag pls
You still can't deny this is very thought provoking
for me, it’s Josh Luna
>kidnaps a girl
>she likes it and marries him
here is his self insert waterboarding a flip
me on the bottom right
every once in a while out in public I'll remember Iron Fist's magic "Turn You Into A Woman Punch" and start laughing and look like a moron
KONICHIWA DUUUUUUUUDE
I have never understood this one. Why did he marry an Asian if they allegedly trigger his PTSD?
Josh Luna is a ricecel angry that white men take asian women.
>Draws himself as relentlessly handsome
>Is actually a moonfaced asiatic
Many such cases!
Konichiwa, dude!
Konichiwa, dude!
I met a drunk Kelsey Grammar in a pub. He brews beer now and was doing some sort of pitch/marketing event. He was nice. I told him I loved him and he hugged me and told me I was too kind. I may have offered him drugs. I don't remember much beyond posing for a picture (with my drunk fat gut hanging out of my shirt)
LOL!
>that time Buckley was actually funny
Jesus Christ
the most obnoxious movie watchers are spics
they will literally answer phone calls during the movie
This has to be an edit.
B^U
The Frasier reboot sucked, but I did get a Godzilla movie, a Godzilla show, a Ghibli movie, and a Fargo season in the past month
>having chest pains
>book a doctors appointment
>I get there and wait patiently
>finally get called into the doctors office
>it's a female doctor
>ignore everything she says and try and find a male doctor as soon as I leave the appointment
>in fact, I'll probably do the opposite of what she said just to be safe
Well that was a waste of time
You're supposed to ask to see the doctor's photo while you're talking to the desk clerk.
is it chest pain or abdominal pain
My favorite Kellies are the ones where he's a Trekkie with a bizarre hatred for Star Wars.
>bizarre
For me it's Funky Winkerbean.
i remember being a kid and reading those every morning just because the relentless downerism was fascinating, it's like the characters are simply not allowed to have a moment of joy
yeah i get that already without having to read it in a comic
Shit was surreal.
>It's Garfield. He hates Mondays.
>It's that ADHD child who talks to his toy tiger.
>Cathy loves shopping.
>Funky Winkerbean gets drunk again only this time he might have plowed over a small child- wait WHAT
If that's your jam, you should check out Rusty Brown
I tried making my own, I was thinking about
how ironic Cinemaphile has become, we now celebrate shit as good instead of producing our own quality
it makes me disdain
8k2mtg
I still dont know where this comics come from, they just randomly get posted on this site.
The Onion
It's from the Onion
It's from ifunny or the chive