I agree, because they're easy. But the quality of men they attract is just awful. Many of them are forced to keep holding on to their virginity. Just like an incel who is well capable of fricking disgusting women or paying for prostitutes but refuses to do so only, not because they're trad but because they're ugly and want to frick 10/10 women.
Bizarre how you think fat women can't just bend over in the middle of the street and end up with 20 different wieners in a single night. I know you you're a fat frick so far women must suffer like you, right? Wrong.
Are you illiterate? I literally said they can get dick -
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I agree, because they're easy. But the quality of men they attract is just awful. Many of them are forced to keep holding on to their virginity. Just like an incel who is well capable of fricking disgusting women or paying for prostitutes but refuses to do so only, not because they're trad but because they're ugly and want to frick 10/10 women.
Most men have zero standards and would absolutely use fat b***hes as cum buckets. That said, they're not exactly going to be attracting Chads. Fat women cannot attract Chad's you idiot.
Only after she became famous in movies. Somebody basically just wanted to frick Fat Amy from the fricking Pitch Perfect movies. It's better success than doing a dating app.
You're an irredeemable loser. Sorry bro, that's just how it is. If you couldn't figure out how to get laid in high school you failed at life.
But you'll always have us.
>figure out how to
People with lower IQ (like you) are more likely to lose their virginity at a young age. You did it because people liked you, not because you figured something out.
No, women’s veganas stay the same size regardless of how much sex they have but will vary drastically in depth and width woman to woman. You can look up the internal moulds they did of a bunch of different veganas. A virgin can have an extremely deep wide set vegana and a prostitute can have a shallow and narrow vegana.
>No, women’s veganas stay the same size regardless of how much sex they have
that's just roastie cope. Having sex with a virgin you can barely stick it in and have to slowly put it in bit by bit. After having sex a few more times it becomes easier to just stick it in. Having sex with a girl that has had 5+ partners it just slides straight in.
You can’t stick it in to that particular girl because she was not aroused or relaxed enough anon. She likely had vaginismus, which is the body's automatic reaction to the fear of some or all types of veganal penetration. It’s common to happen the first few times for sex for women due to the anxiety and expectation of it going to be painful. As for the girl you said was loose she was likely loose even when she was a virgin. Plenty of women have to use heavy flow tampons due to having a wide vegana, regardless of being a virgin or not. If you find a woman you think is “tight” then the good news for you is the sex will feel the same at least until after childbirth. Which moves things around a little and sex will feel different for both of you.
Yes only veganas work this way, every other bodypart shows use with time like wrinkles and shit and loose skin but not the magical vegana.....
The vegana is a muscle anon and can be trained with kegels, it will age like a muscle. Sometimes the uterus literally falls out of the vegana with age though.
It's only shameful if its a man who is still a virgin past early 20s, and that's being lenient due to modern society. Up through the early 00s you were am snsplute loser if you were a virgin by 18.
theres literally no way this is true. She must have been talking sarcastically at a yankee reporter and the muttmerican didn't understand that jokes dont need a laugh track to exist so wrote down a deadpan line as a fact.
I turn into the Steve Carell movie this year unless I magically become hot and cool enough to have sex out of nowhere, but let’s face it, miracles don’t exist in real life like in the movies
I turn into the Steve Carell movie this year unless I magically become hot and cool enough to have sex out of nowhere, but let’s face it, miracles don’t exist in real life like in the movies
I turn into the Steve Carell movie this year unless I magically become hot and cool enough to have sex out of nowhere, but let’s face it, miracles don’t exist in real life like in the movies
51
Never had sex
Don’t care anymore
I just don’t care
Its not that you can't, it's that you won't. It's really not that hard to do. There are women who want to have sex with you. They're not just going to come out and say it. You have to meet them at least half way. If you want some go get some. If not thats cool too.
There hasn’t been more than a one month period I haven’t had sex in. 21 years of typically weekly sex, and multiple daily at best.
Last time I had creampie sex was Monday morning. Monday night I met a girl at the bar and went back to her place where we did blow and played music and fricked around.
lol it doesn’t matter to me if you believe me, but there is an extra feeling of warmth I get from knowing how many people on Cinemaphile are so embittered by mild sexual success that they can’t accept the programming and classify everything as a larp. Honestly have sex, you might even enjoy it
She's definitely had sex throughout her life. Since there's a weird rule about only losing your virginity if a dick is involved, she had sex with a dude once now here's a press release begging for attention. Just like the Sasha allegations. This is all shit for her career.
Good for her.
She's not trad, she was fat. The b***h didn't have a choice.
fat girls probably get laid more than thin girls do
>t. coping fattie
nonsense, skinny girls are way more likely to not be virgin than fat girls because of insecurity.
I agree, because they're easy. But the quality of men they attract is just awful. Many of them are forced to keep holding on to their virginity. Just like an incel who is well capable of fricking disgusting women or paying for prostitutes but refuses to do so only, not because they're trad but because they're ugly and want to frick 10/10 women.
Fat girls are way better at fricking, that's for sure.
i mean if you can get over the repellantness of all the fat, sure
She was so much hotter fat, looks like an ugly old hag after losing weight
Bizarre how you think fat women can't just bend over in the middle of the street and end up with 20 different wieners in a single night. I know you you're a fat frick so far women must suffer like you, right? Wrong.
Are you illiterate? I literally said they can get dick -
Most men have zero standards and would absolutely use fat b***hes as cum buckets. That said, they're not exactly going to be attracting Chads. Fat women cannot attract Chad's you idiot.
trad as frick
isn't she a dyke? If so she's a virgin lmao
i don't think the hymen cares whether the wiener is made of rubber or not
It’s only based if if was with her husband
Kek she has a wife, I shit you not
>always plays horny fat b***h who wants to frick men
>finally has sex with a man at 35
>realizes she’s a lesbian
OH MY GOD ITS REAL
>take girl's virginity
>she becomes a lesbian
JUST
Angel wicky?
kek, not a bad lookalike tbh. Gets mogged by Angel in the tit department though.
So she's still a virgin then.
>still a virgin in her 30s
She’s just like me
she lost it though
Only after she became famous in movies. Somebody basically just wanted to frick Fat Amy from the fricking Pitch Perfect movies. It's better success than doing a dating app.
OH SNAP!
You're an irredeemable loser. Sorry bro, that's just how it is. If you couldn't figure out how to get laid in high school you failed at life.
But you'll always have us.
I was home schooled
>figure out how to
People with lower IQ (like you) are more likely to lose their virginity at a young age. You did it because people liked you, not because you figured something out.
I know she was fat and unattractive but it’s hard to believe when she was super famous she still couldn’t get any
Probably was too fat to physically be able to frick.
she didn't become famous until she was over 30.
that’s not true
Think the pussy was tight? That's how veganas work, right?
If the love canal is loose it means she’s not into it,
Enjoy,
No, women’s veganas stay the same size regardless of how much sex they have but will vary drastically in depth and width woman to woman. You can look up the internal moulds they did of a bunch of different veganas. A virgin can have an extremely deep wide set vegana and a prostitute can have a shallow and narrow vegana.
>No, women’s veganas stay the same size regardless of how much sex they have
that's just roastie cope. Having sex with a virgin you can barely stick it in and have to slowly put it in bit by bit. After having sex a few more times it becomes easier to just stick it in. Having sex with a girl that has had 5+ partners it just slides straight in.
You can’t stick it in to that particular girl because she was not aroused or relaxed enough anon. She likely had vaginismus, which is the body's automatic reaction to the fear of some or all types of veganal penetration. It’s common to happen the first few times for sex for women due to the anxiety and expectation of it going to be painful. As for the girl you said was loose she was likely loose even when she was a virgin. Plenty of women have to use heavy flow tampons due to having a wide vegana, regardless of being a virgin or not. If you find a woman you think is “tight” then the good news for you is the sex will feel the same at least until after childbirth. Which moves things around a little and sex will feel different for both of you.
The vegana is a muscle anon and can be trained with kegels, it will age like a muscle. Sometimes the uterus literally falls out of the vegana with age though.
No! You’re a shallow c**t!
Yes only veganas work this way, every other bodypart shows use with time like wrinkles and shit and loose skin but not the magical vegana.....
>every other bodypart shows use with time
Like muscles?
It's only shameful if its a man who is still a virgin past early 20s, and that's being lenient due to modern society. Up through the early 00s you were am snsplute loser if you were a virgin by 18.
Did the ozempic turn her lesbo? Wtf???
Whoa, that's a fantastic waxwork of her.
Let me guess. She lost her virginity for real THIS TIME because she’s a born again virgin after coming out as gay…
You'd have to be a legit moron to believe this roastie's lies
God just imagine being her college boyfriend getting constant blowjobs and anal.
Boolshet
I've got 5 more years bros
I feel for her
isn't she rich
why not get the loose skin removed?
pretty invasive. kanye's mom died from it...
she's just like me
Next day
>Men who don't lose their virginity until they're in their 30s are at risk of becoming right wing extremists
theres literally no way this is true. She must have been talking sarcastically at a yankee reporter and the muttmerican didn't understand that jokes dont need a laugh track to exist so wrote down a deadpan line as a fact.
just in time for her egg carton to be empty
she was cuter when she was fat.. rare specimen indeed.
I am a 37 year old virgin, will be 38 in August
can anyone top this?
I turn into the Steve Carell movie this year unless I magically become hot and cool enough to have sex out of nowhere, but let’s face it, miracles don’t exist in real life like in the movies
you've got me beat then anon, i'm not far behind though
I’m an 80 year old virgin, I’m still saving myself for the right woman, I know she’s out there somewhere
I turned 20 today
Just go to a prostitute.
Do they exist in real life? I don’t think I’ve ever seen one just standing in every street corner like in the movies
I think you buy them off the dark web now or one of those hooker renting apps
>can anyone top this?
lost my virginity at 17. haven't had sex in 2 years.
51
Never had sex
Don’t care anymore
I just don’t care
So what were the 90s like for you?
It's time for a sequel and they should base it on your life.
Its not that you can't, it's that you won't. It's really not that hard to do. There are women who want to have sex with you. They're not just going to come out and say it. You have to meet them at least half way. If you want some go get some. If not thats cool too.
I was a bartender in a college town for 5 years and new people every day. I'm pushing 34 a KV.
Lost virginity at 16, turned 37 this year.
There hasn’t been more than a one month period I haven’t had sex in. 21 years of typically weekly sex, and multiple daily at best.
Last time I had creampie sex was Monday morning. Monday night I met a girl at the bar and went back to her place where we did blow and played music and fricked around.
Go have sex. It’s not too late!
Youve never had sex, what a cringe larp
lol it doesn’t matter to me if you believe me, but there is an extra feeling of warmth I get from knowing how many people on Cinemaphile are so embittered by mild sexual success that they can’t accept the programming and classify everything as a larp. Honestly have sex, you might even enjoy it
She's definitely had sex throughout her life. Since there's a weird rule about only losing your virginity if a dick is involved, she had sex with a dude once now here's a press release begging for attention. Just like the Sasha allegations. This is all shit for her career.
She's a woman, which means losing your virginity is more of a choice than an effort
I had a dream my father showed up out of nowhere to make fun of me for having acne and being a virgin at 28.
>That's nothing to be ashamed about.
>If you're a woman, that is. If you're a man, it means you're literally Hitler
>be woman
>have a vegana
>can't find anyone who wants to frick it
pretty embarrassing ngl
>not married
>nothing to be ashamed about
And it was to Sacha Baron Cohen.