why would anyone want to watch 6 hours of this? someone should be able to get their points across in no more than a few minutes. this shit seems like it’s stretched out for the ad revenue.
why would anyone want to watch 6 hours of this? someone should be able to get their points across in no more than a few minutes. this shit seems like it’s stretched out for the ad revenue.
The MCU deal is being given a big pile of money to attach your name to an already-decided plot and cinematography.
The only interesting thing about a Spider-Man 4 joint is that without Iron Man hanging over the MCU, it could be the first real Spider-Man movie since 2014.
>The only interesting thing about a Spider-Man 4 joint is that without Iron Man hanging over the MCU, it could be the first real Spider-Man movie since 2014.
to be fair, i think no way home was an improvement. there was little-to-no iron man bullshit, except for him having the iron spider suit and also the presence of happy hogan.
Ok. But he still required 2 Spider-Men to help him realise with great power comes great responsibility.
It took 3 fricking movies for him to be his own hero. What an embarrassment.
Even worse. MCUtards love to brag about their spooderman not having an origin movie, yet waste 3 flicks for Aunt May to deliver this line. Ultra cringe.
>he’s a complete idiot who relies on others to be a superhero >didn’t learn about responsibility until NWH, implying he just became spider-man for shits and giggles/just wanted to be like the avengers/selfish reasons >was given a high-tech suit and stark tech while still being in high school, essentially turning him into iron man’s sidekick. speaking of which… >looking up to stark as father figure when stark is a billionaire and peter is an average kid who shouldn’t relate to him and would hypothetically fricking hate stark’s guts considering tony had everything handed to him on a silver platter and peter grew up poor. which makes me wonder… >did this peter ever struggle with money? he seemed at the very least middle-class
blows my mind people think he’s the best spider-man.
>blows my mind people think he’s the best spider-man
Only MCU soiboys think this. He sucks as both Peter and Spider-Man. Unable to match the loveable dork qualities of Tobey nor the fun, no holds barred attitude of Andrew. Terrible on both accounts.
It was fine
Not really. 3 movies for him to realise this is really dumb.
>>did this peter ever struggle with money? he seemed at the very least middle-class
MCU Aunt May was giving big fundraising speeches to celebrities and other wealthy individuals at private events.
The kind of events where you never see working-class people.
The kind of events that are frequented by a metropolitan elite that includes ~~*Hollywood screenwriters*~~ and other centrist/liberal types who can't even conceive what it's like to be poor.
They would never come up with a scene where Aunt May is behind on her mortgage payments but still insists on giving Peter $20 as a birthday present because she knows he's struggling too, a $20 bill which Peter's landlord later rips straight out of his hand.
Peter Parker goes into black neighborhoods shouting "WORLDSTAR" and then filming the results for 2 hours. He never puts on the Spider-Man costume or even mentions being a superhero.
Tom Holland is garbage. Easily the worst Peter and Spider-Man.
And the movie is going to be shit because of the unrecognisable side characters like Nogdaya and chink Ned.
>make sure to watch 10 movies and 5 TV shows to know what the frick is even going on
Endgame really was it. This is Disney+ Star Wars fan fiction territory now
>make sure to watch 10 movies and 5 TV shows to know what the frick is even going on
this is literally what the mcu has been since at least phase 2. also endgame isn’t even that good.
Unfortunately Tom Holland will still be in it.
Because he did such a good job with Doctor Strange 2, right?
Unironically
No
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Oh you need someone to tell you what to think? KWAB
Wrong
i’m not spending 6 hours to watch a review. and i didn’t even like strange 2 lol
Cope
why would anyone want to watch 6 hours of this? someone should be able to get their points across in no more than a few minutes. this shit seems like it’s stretched out for the ad revenue.
Yes he did you doofus
yes
Holy capeslop kino
did he write the movie? I thought it was directed pretty well but Michael Waldron is a mouth-breathing knuckle-scraping moron
Wandatards stay mad, Raimi chads prepare for immediate incoming kino
Tom Holland is such a homosexual
Yes we've all known he's gay for like a decade now
if this happens, please let him write it, too. i hate the way peter has been written in the MCU so far.
The MCU deal is being given a big pile of money to attach your name to an already-decided plot and cinematography.
The only interesting thing about a Spider-Man 4 joint is that without Iron Man hanging over the MCU, it could be the first real Spider-Man movie since 2014.
>The only interesting thing about a Spider-Man 4 joint is that without Iron Man hanging over the MCU, it could be the first real Spider-Man movie since 2014.
to be fair, i think no way home was an improvement. there was little-to-no iron man bullshit, except for him having the iron spider suit and also the presence of happy hogan.
Ok. But he still required 2 Spider-Men to help him realise with great power comes great responsibility.
It took 3 fricking movies for him to be his own hero. What an embarrassment.
Aunt may taught him that
Even worse. MCUtards love to brag about their spooderman not having an origin movie, yet waste 3 flicks for Aunt May to deliver this line. Ultra cringe.
It was fine
id ask why but im pretty sure you wouldnt even begin to know how to answer
>he’s a complete idiot who relies on others to be a superhero
>didn’t learn about responsibility until NWH, implying he just became spider-man for shits and giggles/just wanted to be like the avengers/selfish reasons
>was given a high-tech suit and stark tech while still being in high school, essentially turning him into iron man’s sidekick. speaking of which…
>looking up to stark as father figure when stark is a billionaire and peter is an average kid who shouldn’t relate to him and would hypothetically fricking hate stark’s guts considering tony had everything handed to him on a silver platter and peter grew up poor. which makes me wonder…
>did this peter ever struggle with money? he seemed at the very least middle-class
blows my mind people think he’s the best spider-man.
>blows my mind people think he’s the best spider-man
Only MCU soiboys think this. He sucks as both Peter and Spider-Man. Unable to match the loveable dork qualities of Tobey nor the fun, no holds barred attitude of Andrew. Terrible on both accounts.
Not really. 3 movies for him to realise this is really dumb.
>>did this peter ever struggle with money? he seemed at the very least middle-class
MCU Aunt May was giving big fundraising speeches to celebrities and other wealthy individuals at private events.
The kind of events where you never see working-class people.
The kind of events that are frequented by a metropolitan elite that includes ~~*Hollywood screenwriters*~~ and other centrist/liberal types who can't even conceive what it's like to be poor.
They would never come up with a scene where Aunt May is behind on her mortgage payments but still insists on giving Peter $20 as a birthday present because she knows he's struggling too, a $20 bill which Peter's landlord later rips straight out of his hand.
this is why the PS4 game mogged the watts movies. may was working at a non-profit food drive and giving back to the community.
there's been 3 tom holland spiderman movies already, yeesh
A deeply homophobic Marvel Spiderman is even possible?
Isn't Spiderman still owned by Sony?
marvel and sony collaborated on the jon watts trilogy
spider-man and daredevil vs. the kingpin
>spider-man and daredevil vs. the kingpin
Now that is interesting.
Okay? What's the plot?
Peter Parker goes into black neighborhoods shouting "WORLDSTAR" and then filming the results for 2 hours. He never puts on the Spider-Man costume or even mentions being a superhero.
Old Man Spider-Man mentoring Holland, then gets killed like uncle ben.
mark my words, homosexuals
how much more helicopter parenting does this version of the character need
Tom Holland is garbage. Easily the worst Peter and Spider-Man.
And the movie is going to be shit because of the unrecognisable side characters like Nogdaya and chink Ned.
>make sure to watch 10 movies and 5 TV shows to know what the frick is even going on
Endgame really was it. This is Disney+ Star Wars fan fiction territory now
ive been watching marvel stuff out of order and still understand most of it. its not that complicated
>make sure to watch 10 movies and 5 TV shows to know what the frick is even going on
this is literally what the mcu has been since at least phase 2. also endgame isn’t even that good.
>endgame isn’t even that good.
Infinity War is the superior movie on all accounts, how they fricked it up I'll never know