>Jake Paul puts up his dukes >I simply pull out my trademark anon revolver >Hit him with my anon blast >He drops like a sack of potatoes >I hate an erection >I am now embarrassed
You're technically right anon, but that won't stop me from sliding down the manhole.
> This idiot is dating an Olympian.
How do those idiots do it. They are some of the most obnoxious people on the pla net but they hang with the top athletes in the world and make deals with companies that should find them repulsive.
>They are some of the most obnoxious people on the pla net but they hang with the top athletes in the world
Bro Mike Tyson is an actual rapist and he is still fricking worshipped. Athletes are the only celebrities who can do any sort of deplorable shit and not lose a bit of status because people who watch sports are utter morons.
> This idiot is dating an Olympian.
How do those idiots do it. They are some of the most obnoxious people on the pla net but they hang with the top athletes in the world and make deals with companies that should find them repulsive.
How did he he pull that dutch Olympic loose ice racing thick b***h? Did he go up to her and say >Fury dood. Wat nou?
He's famous, like it not. Guy's a douchebag but he is massively famous especially to the late millenial and zoomer demographic. He's also in very good shape and is extremely rich. Like it or not, that is what most women want in a man.
Hope this gay winds up in prison. Imagine his tough guy persona falling to three wet and soapy BBC's taking turns on him in the shower one by one gaping his homosexual ass with pozz cum. Queer
His life is a good example of why society is terrible.
I can almost make an excuse for the son of a billionaire doing whatever but the Paul brother's life is so void of worth it's detrimental to my understanding of life to see them succeed in so many ways
>but the Paul brother's life is so void of worth it's detrimental to my understanding of life to see them succeed in so many ways
And yet they're net worth is 1000x more than yours. Curious...
Because they know how to make money off it. They were consistently able to pull people into paying for every pay per view boxing event they created. All they needed to do was rile up everyone by being extremely obnoxious, people then got baited into paying to watch these events hoping to watch them lose. Whenever they won they got their followers and haters both keep their brand stay strong wittingly or unwittingly
You can really spot the bitter zoomers in this thread and their seething jealousy.
I want you to do a thought exercise. Imagine you are 10 years older than you are now, and you witness someone 10 years your junior like the Paul brothers become millionaires in their early 20s. Sounds horrible right?
Wrong. Because at some point towards the end of your 20s you gain some perspective on life. You will realise that there will always be people who, by whatever metric, outperform you, often at a much younger age too. But you will also realise that it doesn't matter. You will realise that life isn't about measuring yourself against others, it is about setting your own goals to strive towards and achieve, and gaining satisfaction through the process. And you will be at peace.
Let go of your bitterness anons.
>You can really spot the bitter zoomers in this thread and their seething jealousy. >I want you to do a thought exercise. Imagine you are 10 years older than you are now, and you witness someone 10 years your junior like the Paul brothers become millionaires in their early 20s. Sounds horrible right? >Wrong. Because at some point towards the end of your 20s you gain some perspective on life. You will realise that there will always be people who, by whatever metric, outperform you, often at a much younger age too. But you will also realise that it doesn't matter. You will realise that life isn't about measuring yourself against others, it is about setting your own goals to strive towards and achieve, and gaining satisfaction through the process. And you will be at peace. >Let go of your bitterness anons.
I'm in my mid 20s and what I've realized is that people like Jake Paul and nearly every other celebrity have an entire team of people behind them handholding them to success, it has nothing to do with individual talent or merit.
They cause so much ass blast because they are obnoxious. Being wealthy is one thing, and the proletariat dont mind seeing it flaunted in their face as long as you do it the right way. The Paul brothers dont do it that way though, they rub it in and that makes people seethe.
I don't know who this homosexual is or his moronic brother. Only thing I know is the other one went into the Jap suicide forrest and made soi face when surprise surprise he found dead Japs.
> solid fighter
Jake is legit scare of fighting someone that is 6'1 or above. He chooses his fighters very carefully because at the end of the day he is a entertainer from a family of entertainmeners and he can't afford lose in front of his ADHD zoomer audience. He can probably beat up any untrained fighter but anyone with probably a year of training could kick his ass. A majority of the fighters he has been against have been people who have not been boxers and lost the second he fought a real boxer.
lol why is he naked
him and his brother are both a couple of corndog ass homies
because he ZESTY
LOOOOOOGAAAAAANGGGG
Be that as it may, they still hustled and even conned their way into being multi millionaires
>why is he naked
he's a certified buck breaker
a lil sugar in his tank
Will he talk about all his scams?
>my story
he is a subhuman through and through.
He would embarrass you in a fight
>Jake Paul puts up his dukes
>I simply pull out my trademark anon revolver
>Hit him with my anon blast
>He drops like a sack of potatoes
>I hate an erection
>I am now embarrassed
You're technically right anon, but that won't stop me from sliding down the manhole.
you'd do precisely none of that
Does he have the hanged jap on display in his mansion?
the thing i didnt like about that saga was the feigned outrage by people just trying to make a name online
Wasn't that the other one
I remember when this guy started becoming popular; that was around the time "zoomer" started being used.
praying for first sextape on netflix
> This idiot is dating an Olympian.
How do those idiots do it. They are some of the most obnoxious people on the pla net but they hang with the top athletes in the world and make deals with companies that should find them repulsive.
He's a tall strong charismatic rich Aryan. I'd be surprised if he couldn't pull an Olympian
Jake you’re neither strong, tall nor charismatic
Thats so strange ! He doesnt look as buff as in ops image, such a mystery
You know when women say that they want nice, considerate, lovely man? I'll let you in on a secret: they lied.
through publicists
Are athletes not obnoxious people themselves?
>They are some of the most obnoxious people on the pla net but they hang with the top athletes in the world
Bro Mike Tyson is an actual rapist and he is still fricking worshipped. Athletes are the only celebrities who can do any sort of deplorable shit and not lose a bit of status because people who watch sports are utter morons.
That rape charge was bullshit
How did he he pull that dutch Olympic loose ice racing thick b***h? Did he go up to her and say
>Fury dood. Wat nou?
He's famous, like it not. Guy's a douchebag but he is massively famous especially to the late millenial and zoomer demographic. He's also in very good shape and is extremely rich. Like it or not, that is what most women want in a man.
That makes sense. Women vastly prefer happy dumbasses over smart doomers.
>Rich
>Famous
>Tall
>Good looking
>Outspoken
He's a stereotypical chad, of course he fricks prime pussy
Please god
I want to see her getting fricked in that huge ass of hers so bad
I heard Butterbean wants to fight him. I'd actually watch that fight
>no i can't wear underwear or shorts i must be naked
erm.. kinda gay..
getting that classical israelite look already
mazeltov
Hope this gay winds up in prison. Imagine his tough guy persona falling to three wet and soapy BBC's taking turns on him in the shower one by one gaping his homosexual ass with pozz cum. Queer
he's beaten every BLACK he's fought
His life is a good example of why society is terrible.
I can almost make an excuse for the son of a billionaire doing whatever but the Paul brother's life is so void of worth it's detrimental to my understanding of life to see them succeed in so many ways
>but the Paul brother's life is so void of worth it's detrimental to my understanding of life to see them succeed in so many ways
And yet they're net worth is 1000x more than yours. Curious...
Thats the point he's making
Why would some youtuber for zoomers become a boxer? Even Gen X doesn't watch boxing. Boomers aren't going to watch these fake fights.
Because they know how to make money off it. They were consistently able to pull people into paying for every pay per view boxing event they created. All they needed to do was rile up everyone by being extremely obnoxious, people then got baited into paying to watch these events hoping to watch them lose. Whenever they won they got their followers and haters both keep their brand stay strong wittingly or unwittingly
You can really spot the bitter zoomers in this thread and their seething jealousy.
I want you to do a thought exercise. Imagine you are 10 years older than you are now, and you witness someone 10 years your junior like the Paul brothers become millionaires in their early 20s. Sounds horrible right?
Wrong. Because at some point towards the end of your 20s you gain some perspective on life. You will realise that there will always be people who, by whatever metric, outperform you, often at a much younger age too. But you will also realise that it doesn't matter. You will realise that life isn't about measuring yourself against others, it is about setting your own goals to strive towards and achieve, and gaining satisfaction through the process. And you will be at peace.
Let go of your bitterness anons.
jake's not going to let you suck his dick bro
>You can really spot the bitter zoomers in this thread and their seething jealousy.
>I want you to do a thought exercise. Imagine you are 10 years older than you are now, and you witness someone 10 years your junior like the Paul brothers become millionaires in their early 20s. Sounds horrible right?
>Wrong. Because at some point towards the end of your 20s you gain some perspective on life. You will realise that there will always be people who, by whatever metric, outperform you, often at a much younger age too. But you will also realise that it doesn't matter. You will realise that life isn't about measuring yourself against others, it is about setting your own goals to strive towards and achieve, and gaining satisfaction through the process. And you will be at peace.
>Let go of your bitterness anons.
I'm in my mid 20s and what I've realized is that people like Jake Paul and nearly every other celebrity have an entire team of people behind them handholding them to success, it has nothing to do with individual talent or merit.
one person alone cannot control a ship
Essentially yeah. I’m not a fan but I can’t imagine hating them either. The assblast they cause is historic.
They cause so much ass blast because they are obnoxious. Being wealthy is one thing, and the proletariat dont mind seeing it flaunted in their face as long as you do it the right way. The Paul brothers dont do it that way though, they rub it in and that makes people seethe.
How do I cope with my short wiener, thoughey?
I wonder where his harline begins if he has to resort to that haircut
that's the other brother
>Only reason I lost my last fight was because I cummed in my sleep
What a ridiculous and shameful excuse to make
The Paul brothers are not fighters they are entertainers so they have to bullshit to keep the illusion going.
I don't know who this homosexual is or his moronic brother. Only thing I know is the other one went into the Jap suicide forrest and made soi face when surprise surprise he found dead Japs.
remember when he went to the japanese suicide forest and then later became a fake boxer
>put yourself on display
>boo hoo I'm on display
Cancer
UnderageB&
have a nice day
I don't care
>guy is handsome, jacked, millionaire, babe wife, solid fighter
Good for him. Only muties are bitter/envious.
> solid fighter
Jake is legit scare of fighting someone that is 6'1 or above. He chooses his fighters very carefully because at the end of the day he is a entertainer from a family of entertainmeners and he can't afford lose in front of his ADHD zoomer audience. He can probably beat up any untrained fighter but anyone with probably a year of training could kick his ass. A majority of the fighters he has been against have been people who have not been boxers and lost the second he fought a real boxer.
This. I want to see him get put to sleep so badly but I know it wont happen because he won't box anyone who could stand a chance at doing it.
Wings would HEEM him
>He chooses his fighters very carefully
That is literally something good fighter does, the best thing he has is his reach,
Remember that it's wrong to sexualize women but okay to sexualize men
That’s definitely not his body lol how much did he pay these editors for that