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This. It was the Prussians who stopped Napoleon, not the angloshits.
The Prussians got raped.
Britain paid for and organised every coalition.
Napoleon's blunders in Russia and Spain only happened because he was trying to get at Britain via the Continental System.
He acknowledged Britain as his foremost enemy multiple times. Even in his memoirs dictated to Les Cases a lot of his dictation is him coping over how he could've better dealt with Britain.
Napoleon was highly respected for beating european. He is noted for always berating and ridiculing his generals for losing against the british. Yet when it came time to face the British himself he lost, albeit he did Better than the rest. He won at Toulon but that was against a much weaker and less capable force.
>Le "aktschually" /misc/ understanding of history
Lmao you really thought you were being smart here.
Prussians got fricking spanked, raped, and pissed on by Napoleon. The 1815 campaign was just an Epilogue, it was the Russian campaign that weakened Napoleon's army enough for German states to join the Austro-Russian armies which then beat him at Leipzig in 1813. Prussia had literally been a subjected vassal state before the Russian campaign gave them the chance to switch sides.
The British were also the ones bankrolling everyone for a good 20 years, hence why Napoleon was always complaining about them and not about the rest of Europe.
Napoleon was already stopped. Waterloo was a meme battle where even if he won he was still fricked.
I mean it was the russians but go off about your prussian nordic ancestry
it was the shit Russian infrastructure, but go on about your zigger fetish
>Kutuzov’s deliberate attitrion strategies were actually napoleon defeating himself
ok it was really the germans hail the iron cross
>Kutuzov's brilliant strategy was to live in the biggest shithole east of the Oder and then do nothing
truly an example of slavic genius
Read one book on French/Russian engagements during and before the Napoleonic Era.
Napoleon stopped himself, Hardenburg and Clauswitz made sure it was 1815.
Gebhard Leberecht von Blücher. Perfect name for a cavalry officer.
Borodino was literally the bloodiest victory in Napoleon's career. Whatever Russians were doing was at least more effective than fricking pic related lmao
Prussians were banking off a reputation earned by Fredrick the Great 50 years prior. Their performance in the Napoleonic period was so abysmal that it convinced even the most ardent conservative Junkers that the state needed serious reforming
>I mean
>but go off
twitterBlack person moron
Napoleon kept beating prussia even after losing the war
you misspelled russians
>beaten by England
>beaten by Russia
>beaten by Spain
>beaten by Prussia
Who did he even win against? Total loser manlet
Tattoos are cringe
Correct.
counterpoint
>color and/or text tattoos are cringe
No they all are
That tattoo gets girls drier than the Peninsular War
holy frickin reddit. the only point to a tattoo like that is so other people can see it
>tattoos some shitty boat action movie on his entire back
just because the movie flopped doesnt mean its a hidden genius masterpiece
It does actually
>I WANNA SEE THE BOAT MOVIE
Kek, changing the enemy ship from American to French was the dumbest part of the film.
Tatoos are a sign of low impulse control and/or susceptibility to peer pressure.
>Tatoos are a sign of low impulse control and/or susceptibility to peer pressure.
no they arent homosexual
shut the frick up you shut-in virgin israelite
literally no one in your life can stand you
absolutely rattled, fascinating to see low impulse control in action
just think, you will sit on the sidellines of life, incel'ing out about
>muh girls with doodles on their wrists
and life will absolutely pass you by
days, turn into weeks, turn into years, turn into decades
you will seethe about tattoos, a never ending life of impotent incel rage
then you will wake up 40, and it literally wont matter what some norwood stage 3 homosexual thinks about "muh tattoos", because you will be forgotten lke the scum at the bottom of a dumpster in july
its always hilarious to see terminal losers seethe about women they will never touch, let alone "get".
>"but... but... shes got a tattoo!"
hooly frick
imagine being a pathetic, impotent, small dick israelite
Imagine reddit spacing.
WARNING
RADIOACTIVE COPIUM
you should try to make it a bit less obvious that you are mad as frick someone made fun of your tattoos
Very low impulse control post that
Don't listen to this moron
. You're 100% correct. Its the equivalent if children coloring on the wall. Its somewhat acceptable if you are a man and in the military. Women with tattoos are literally unfrickable. I don't want AIDs.
>to peer pressure.
You are safe then, nobody wants to be around you.
>t. has no friends
bump
You're a sign of virginity and inability to hold eye contact with adults.
it's more a sign of no forethought or agency. It's strictly for low IQ people
you can have tattoos with forethought, but obviously not the kind that gets you reddit gold or a laugh from the mates
Lol the amount of low impulse homosexuals this post triggered is amazing.
neither of those are an issue
the issue is moronic, unoriginal tattoos that look like shit after 5 years
Tattoovirgins coming out of the woodwork to seethe at this
>Tattoovirgins
They're called inkcells
Based Britain beating Napoleon on their own
Russian? Prussia? Who?
Pretty sure the british navy didn't have much to do with it in general.
>Russia
>(P)russia
Were the writers trying to emulate GRRM's worldbuilding?
Is this from Hornblower?
Master and Commander but Hornblower is fantastic stuff
and while this is only tangentially related at best I recommend you give the Flashman novels a read. I wouldn't call him a hero but they are fun.
For my money Jack Aubrey could kick Horatio Hornblowers ass any day.
>Bernard Cornwell
Hey another Sharpe novel is out this year.
Also they are making a new tv series based on his worst series of novels.
Sharpe and TLK were both great so I'm optimistic about the next show based on his books. You're talking about the Warlord Chronicles right?
Yes, they aren't that great compared to Sharpe or the Saxon Stories.
I would have preffered Grail Quest (100 Years War), or the Starbuck Chronicles (American Civil War).
Sharpes son turns up in the latter as an observer for the FrenchArmy.
I read the first two, do they keep ending like the second one does (i.e., he gets the treasure, but then you 100% know that he's going to lose it in the most obvious and stupid way possible in the final chapter)? I hate series where that happens at the end of every single installment.
OH the year was 1778
Master and commander
How I wish I was in Sherbrooke now....
Hey cool tattoo, I love Sharpe
Actually cool as f*ck. These are the opening words to a movie called Master of Commander, an awesome movie about maritime warfare starring Russel Crowe. If you haven't seen it (it went kind of under the *radar* haha) then i highly suggest you anons watch it. It's one of my favorites and this guy clearly has good taste.
people joke about napoleon being a midge, but admiral nelson was the true midge
It became accurate by December of that year, when Napoleon crushed the coalition at Austerlitz.
this is viral marketing for the new Napoleon movie
The books were better.
We missed out on Super Spy, Trubo Junkie, Ultra Simp Doctor Maturin.
A LETTER OF MARQUE CAME FROM THE KING TO THE SCUMMIEST VESSAL I'D EVER SEEN
Why does Cinemaphile circlejerk about this homoerotic fantasy about soldiers fighting on the objectively wrong and evil side of history as some pinacle of MAN movies?
>the objectively wrong and evil side
But this is a film from the British POV, not the French?
My grandpa was a sailor, has a tattoo and hes the most based man ive ever known.
BORN TO SAIL
NAPOLEON IS A FRICK
Kill em All 1805
I am midshipman
410,757,864,530 DEAD FRENCH
Britain cannot tolerate a united europe.
Europe didn't want a Europe 'united' under French domination either.
>Austrians spend 20 years fighting France
>Spanish people get backstabbed by French invasion. Word Guerilla literally originates from Spanish anti-French resistance
>Prussians were so buttblasted at France they almost blew up the "Jena" Bridge in Paris
>Russian Tsar is so enraged by French Revolutionary ideals that he creates a reactionary alliance to combat it
>mfw moron 200 years later b***hes about "Brits ruined Evropean Vnity!"
Don't care. Brits are evil. Simple as.
they are worse than israelites
All the world current problems originate in revolutionary France, if one is to look even further, you can also pin the problems to the invasion of Gaul.
>invasion of Gaul.
Which one?
He didn't even get the good MAC tattoo.
Have normies started turning on tattoos yet? Too many people uncool people have them now.
anon, normies think those uncool people ARE cool.
>I LIKE TIGERS I'LL CARVE ONE ON MY CHEST
Tattoogays are so fricking gay lmaos. Literal toddlers scribbling with markers.
>TIGER
That's a lion, anon.
If you can't spot a liger when you see one I can't help you.
There's only one race, the cat race. Stupid racist.
>hmmm what would really round out this random mess of childrens scribbles? I know... a bottle of Heinz!
I'm getting the same tat right above my queen of spades!
It absolutely will happen when old, uncool people are all tatted up. Youth will not want to look like them.
I had this weird dream the other night that I had been telling people all these years that I don't have any tattoos (I don't) but then I pulled my sleeve up and realized I had actually followed through with getting a dorky Shotokan tattoo on my forearm and had forgotten about it. Then I felt bad about accidentally lying to people over all those years.
This joke doesn't even land lmao. The only time in history Prussians actually defeated the Russians was in WWI, and that's how we got fricking Lenin in charge and the Soviet Union (literally) raping Berlin 20 years later.
literally cannot count to 3 decades
this homie tatoo'd Napoleon on his back
LMAOOOO
Great movie but…why that tattoo?
>No Ragrets
>guys I REALLY like this movie
Cringe NPC shit
Best Cinemaphile related tattoo?