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  1. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous
  2. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >unfunny homosexual calls unfunny homosexual an unfunny homosexual

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      3pbp

      julianne moore was great in game change. had her work cut out for her after tina fey's lampooning was fresh in peoples minds.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      bump

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      It takes one to know one I suppose.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      bump

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Bo Burnham milks his existential crisis for money then sells it to other distributors who are also big companies. So I don’t see how he can pull a purity test on Deadpool of all things for being a farce of the superhero genre. Bo Burnham should get off his phone and go cry in front of a mirror and film it instead. Pretentious “tortured artist” ass b***h.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Isn't the end of inside acknowledging that anything infront of a camera is inherently a facade

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Just because he’s self-aware about it doesn’t mean it’s not still hypocritical.

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Being self aware of the hypocrisy is still a level higher than deadpool

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      its embarrassing OP thinks we care about these gays

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I care about Ryan Reynolds because he's still handsome. I used to care about Bo Burnham because he used to be cute.

  3. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    How dare he makes a funny r rated action movie that doesn't bomb

  4. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous
    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Nailin' Palin!

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      cute grandma. wood

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      she spill-killed millions

  5. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I watched Deadpool 1 and 2 and all I remember is endless quips, just way too many quips, and a lot of entirely forgettable capeshit action sequences. But seriously the guy is a quip machine, his superpower is quips, they suck tho.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Deadpool 1 was what I was expecting in a live action Deadpool movie, quips and all. Deadpool 2 really doubled down on the quips, used the same jokes from the first movie, and he felt less like Deadpool the character and more like Ryan Reynolds the actor.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I did enjoy X Force all being introduced and then summarily meeting grisly demises almost immediately. Especially Shatterstar; he was very funny if you know your X-Men because every single thing about his stupid, complicated backstory was lifted word-for-word from the comics. It was amusing seeing him introduced and amusing watching him unceremoniously die.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I wasn't a fan of deadpool 2 until the "putting together a crew" scene. From then on it was actually good.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >I watched Deadpool 1 and 2 and all I remember is endless quips, just way too many quips
      Congratulations, you've just experienced the comics.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        No wonder comic books are flopping if this is all they have to offer.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Eh. The classic ones by Joe Kelly were better. Simone's run and the Cable series was where I left off. That's more like the last 15 years or so. Way and after.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      When you are drunk enough, you understand how Deadpoop 2 is a clone of part 1. I still enjoy the movies. They entertain me. I'm pretty sure homosexual and Wolverine will be entertaining too.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Deadpool IS quips: the character, even more than spider-man.
      This is the one character that should quip.

      The real problem is that instead of having 1 or 2 characters that quip, marvel movies have EVERYONE quipping, which makes deadpool lose his charm as a character.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >Deadpool IS quips: the character
        Daniel Way please frick off.

  6. 3 weeks ago
    sage

    leave to worship your blinking orange baboon

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Schizo.

  7. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Isn't most of Burnham's material just meta-aware self pity? Burnham is the pick me girl of famous comedians.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      from what i've heard on podcasts - most of the real comedians view him as a dancing monkey hacky act who's only popular with kids

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      He's a white guilt, self loathing gayggot

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >pick me girl
      god i fricking hate this term. it's the exact same thing as the term "uncle tom," except for the women instead of black people. you are just as sexist for calling someone a pick me and someone who calls a black person an uncle tom is racist.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Trooth Bombz "don't it figga i'm dat nigga" from /asp/

        It's really cringe when women try to act like c**t is just as bad a word as Black person.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >you are just as sexist for calling someone a pick me and someone who calls a black person an uncle tom is racist.
        they did not tell you?

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          tell me what

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            I am sexist and racist.

            • 3 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              yeah, sure. but the majority of people who use the term "pick me" don't think of themselves as either.

            • 3 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              yeah, sure. but the majority of people who use the term "pick me" don't think of themselves as either.

              This is the first minute of me hearing this term. Is this a tiktok thing?

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                it's a progressive thing. girls who are more right/traditional leaning are "pick me"s. it's the idea that they are only acting that way out of self hatred and trying to suck up to their oppressors (men) in the hopes they will "pick them" and not be so harsh in their patriarchal ways towards them. it is literally the uncle tom argument but applied to the sexes instead of races.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                well then i like pick me and uncle toms. if they could thrive without us they would have

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Nevertheless

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Is that guy getting Layd?

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >if X you are Y
        >I love my labels
        how gay R U

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        there are zoomer girls at work that use the phrase regularly, and when i asked them to define it for me, they just described a regular woman. i still don't really understand what separates a "pick me girl" from what is supposed to be a normal female. because she's more honest about her intentions?

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          coworker posted something about "wanting to have a man but still be single" and because i like my job i couldn't just tell her that's loose prostitute behavior

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          read here

          it's a progressive thing. girls who are more right/traditional leaning are "pick me"s. it's the idea that they are only acting that way out of self hatred and trying to suck up to their oppressors (men) in the hopes they will "pick them" and not be so harsh in their patriarchal ways towards them. it is literally the uncle tom argument but applied to the sexes instead of races.

          it's just girls who don't buy into the progressive agenda. that's literally all it is. but the term means they only act/think that way out of self loathing/internalized misogyny/want for a patriarch to "pick them." it glosses over any thought the "pick me" might actually have, or dismisses any experience the woman might have had that led them to those conclusions. which is in itself sexist, but the ones applying the term don't realize it because they think "pick me"s are only acting out of internalized sexism.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Any stand up comedian that uses music in their act are a lower tier than all other stand up comedians. Same tier as puppets and props.

  8. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Ryan Reynolds is a kino actor tho. He was great in Barbie.

  9. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >google recent pics of bo burnham
    he's not cute anymore

  10. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    gays gayging out and calling each other gay. Seriously they both suck so who fricking cares.

  11. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I mean, I'm gonna pirate it. I did with all the MCU movies I watched. And then, I never thought about them again. It's not hard.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Why would you willingly download and then watch superhero slop? Genuine low iq moment

  12. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Bo Burnham isn't funny. Frick off.

  13. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Doesn't Bo Burnham break the fourth wall in his comedy all the time?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      it's not about what (breaking the fourth wall). it's who, how, and why.

  14. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Deadpool is just Barbie for redditors
    Sure it pretends to bite the hand that feeds it but it’s all in service of making the corporation money.
    Remember the scene where Will Ferrell was some bumbling CEO and everyone was chastising Mattel?
    They were laughing all the way to the bank

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Isn't Barbie Barbie for Redditors? Maybe Deadpool is Barbie for men.

  15. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Reynolds plays an ambiguously not-gay character/humor. To him it's very sharp to make a lot of money from a questionably straight performance. He won.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Weren't there strap-on jokes?

  16. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Be honest
    Who gives a frick what reddit comedian Bo Burnham has to say??

  17. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >bo burnham
    >calling anyone else toothless
    Talk aboot irony.

  18. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Bo Burnham
    That guy who used to post "comedy" videos on Vine, yeah I remember him.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      he wasn't really funny. he was cute when he was young and i watched not to laugh but to fap.

  19. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    ah yes famous non meta comedian Bo Burnham. This is an egregious pot calling the kettle

  20. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >is like
    >you know,
    >makes me go, man, like,
    >is-and
    why do redditors type like they're speaking

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      it's a transcript

  21. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I know who Deadpool is.
    I don't know who Bo Burnham is.

  22. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Burnham is a massive homosexual

  23. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I have never watched any of the Deadpool films and I am definitely not about to start. Reddit Reynolds is cringe, the only film I liked him in was Harold And Kumar Go To White Castle because that film is a fricking masterpiece.

  24. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I enjoyed the movies. They're dumb, self-aware fun, nothing deep, and sometimes that's exactly what you want.

  25. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Ryan Reynolds used to make serious movies and they all flopped

    and he's wondering why Reynolds is now only making deadpool movies

  26. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Ryan Reddit

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous
  27. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    The difference is Deadpool is meant to be dumb and ironic, its not also asking me to treat it as an epic. I simply do not watch other capeshit, so I am able to enjoy deadpool for what it is.

  28. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >heh I've figured it out.. deadpool isn't actually a smart witty movie it's stupid for stupid people. I'm smart.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >hehe you're watching a MOVIE and I, deadpool, know that i am in it! and i am talking to YOU, the moviegoer
      >so smart and witty!
      do you dickride daffy duck for being the height of witticism when he breaks the fourth wall?

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        whoever claimed it was smart?
        You're taking down people who don't exist.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          tons of capeshit enjoyers did and that's who bo burnham is responding to. mocking bo burnham for this take instantly has you siding with moronic capeshit watchers who talk about deadpool as if it is super smart, cool, unique, witty, etc.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Trooth Bombz "don't it figga i'm dat nigga" from /asp/

        Yeah Looney Tunes breaks the fourth wall in really entertaining and commendable ways all the time and Deadpool is great for embracing the same energy.
        Thank you for bringing up Daffy Duck because that's perfect. Deadpool is the Daffy Duck of comic book characters and I hope both franchise continue to be respected and successful in the future.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          daffy duck is written for children. this is not the height of wit. i am not saying it is bad comedy to break the fourth wall, it can be done in entertaining ways, but it is not incredibly smart like capeshit loving dumbasses like to pretend deadpool is for doing. stop trying to pretend mentally superior for clapping at the funny burn victim who talks directly to you like mr. rogers does.

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >daffy duck is written for children
            No, first and foremost, Daffy (and the entirety of Looney Tunes) is made to be funny, not 'for kids' specifically. I'm a grown ass man, but Wil E Coyote getting crushed by a boulder and his arm sticking out with a little sign that reads "Ouch!" or "This is more painful than it looks" is insanely hilarious to me.

            • 3 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              > I'm a grown ass man, but Wil E Coyote getting crushed by a boulder and his arm sticking out with a little sign that reads "Ouch!" or "This is more painful than it looks" is insanely hilarious to me.
              congrats, you are laughing at a joke for children. again, not claiming it is "bad comedy." just that it is not the height of wit.

              Who are you talking about and why are you talking to us instead of them?

              looks like we got a dafty duck over here. moron.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Trooth Bombz "don't it figga i'm dat nigga" from /asp/

                What a maroon.

          • 3 weeks ago
            Trooth Bombz "don't it figga i'm dat nigga" from /asp/

            Who are you talking about and why are you talking to us instead of them?

  29. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I don't like Deadpool because all the biggest homosexuals I knew when I was into capeshit regularly brought up how he was their favorite. I refuse to like the same things as those fricking losers

  30. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    System baby comedian complains about another system baby comedian

  31. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Uh oh, he upset the capeshit lovers. Get ready for constant spamming like they did with Scorcese.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      tons of capeshit enjoyers did and that's who bo burnham is responding to. mocking bo burnham for this take instantly has you siding with moronic capeshit watchers who talk about deadpool as if it is super smart, cool, unique, witty, etc.

      daffy duck is written for children. this is not the height of wit. i am not saying it is bad comedy to break the fourth wall, it can be done in entertaining ways, but it is not incredibly smart like capeshit loving dumbasses like to pretend deadpool is for doing. stop trying to pretend mentally superior for clapping at the funny burn victim who talks directly to you like mr. rogers does.

      Hope he reads this and lets you suck his dick, bro

  32. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    What is this homosexual even trying to say? Isn't the whole point of the character to be smarmy and meta? I don't see why the budget should change that

  33. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    The cameos are what get to me. Especially weird ones like Garners Electra. Are people going to pretend that's cool?

  34. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Burnham is a gay who couldn't handle staying inside for a month

  35. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Ryan swims in money and can do whatever he wants
    >whaah why doesn't this guy hold up to our Hollywood standards?
    On a serious note, Deadpool is all quips and breaking the fourth wall. It always has been, and because it is quips the movies don't exactly age well, it is a momentum kind of thing that you either get or don't get. I wouldn't say the movies have rewatchable values in any way because the quips can seem dated if you rewatch the film in a year's time. It's summer slob at it's finest. It was never meant to be a masterpiece, but this guy is just mad because he expects standards when there are none in the whole of Hollywood, kek.

  36. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Does Deadpool get it?
    Yes, Deadpool doesn't hide it

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  37. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Mind-blowing observation. This is why Millennials are the world's most valuable resource.

  38. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Like I’m gonna listen to song gay named Bo lmao

  39. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Deadpool is reddit incarnate.

  40. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Tbh the recent trailer is looking gay af. They brought back wolverine from the dead just to get him rubbed over by deadpool.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      O shit checkem

  41. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    is it just me or have i seen a bunch more insufferable tripgays of late?

  42. 3 weeks ago
    Trooth Bombz "don't it figga i'm dat nigga" from /asp/

    It's just you. Get some sleep.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous
  43. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >billionaires and billion dollar corporations telling me what to do and think are bad unless they’re democrats, big pharma, the military industrial complex, left wing media, big tech, universities/colleges, scientists, or the heckin experts! I just don’t listen to them sometimes when they tell me to watch their movie, but I’m totally part of the resistance or something!
    Why are leftists like this?

  44. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    What and when is this from? I love bo and despise Ryan but he is getting a major c**t here

  45. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    What a Butthurt homosexual. Ryan Reynolds is Canadian and cums inside Blake Lively, he's actually capable of being in a good mood and actually wanting to do something.

    This Bernie brained homosexual just boils it down to THE CORPORATIONS MAAAAAAAN, out of autistic jealousy?

    Bo, you aren't even as funny as Ryan Reynolds, that's what really pissed you off.

  46. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Its so weird how this place has changed over the years. At one point in time most people on here loved Deadpool.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      That was before the MCU and all these shitty super hero movies were crammed down our throats and we entered our post-sincerity era.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Cinemaphile loved it because it meant they could like capeshit while still acknowledging capeshit is shit. but deadpool and rick and morty style self aware, self deprecating humour wrapped in 16 layers of irony became overplayed and associated with a very "reddit" attitude. Cinemaphile has moved on to liking things that are more "genuine" in their approach, but nothing that can be genuinely happy or positive. Cinemaphile only likes things that are the genuinely depressive, black pilled pieces of media now. that's why he is literally me.

  47. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    What's he even trying to say? Deadpool isn't to my taste I don't like that hyper irony poisoned kind of shit but what's his issue with it? That it's not biting or satirical or meaningful enough and that it's just dumb stupid humor for people who want dumb stupid humor and a heavy degree of self-awareness, of course it's cynical, almost every product is cynical by nature of being a product designed purely for sale. What's unsettling about that, he's coming off like a moronic gay

  48. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I've been a hardcore comedy podcast autist for years now and I rarely if ever hear Bo Burnham brought up, let alone in a positive light. If he didn't suck I 1000% would have heard him by now.

    I picture a shittier version of Theo Von / Jeff Foxworthy.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      i liked his song "rant" which is hard to find because he also has a song i haven't heard called "kanye rant"
      >the great, all-loving, homosexual hater

  49. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >so like this dude makes an entire video and musical about how hard it is to be a professional and how stressful life is but also getting paid millions of dollars to mock the same thing he is creating, but one song about the internet and winking at the audience like "see i get it look at all this modern stress" and your like does he actually understand? is he just putting out nonsense for cash? its just toothless you know?

  50. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    No, Toothless was a movie about a dragon, dummy.

  51. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Should have ended at Deadpool. It was a passion project that they had to guerilla market, leaking footage just so that Fox would agree to do it. After that, it was just ironic corpo hate while sitting on a mountain of money. Just lost its charm.

  52. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    it's the smarminess
    deadpool was insufferable depending on the writer, and ryan just imbibes all the terribly unfunny, not clever, but thinks he's clever, writers depictions of a decent idea for a fictional character
    the writing is just too easy
    >supposed to be epic sequence going on
    >slow motion kicks in while he's shooting four guys and stabbing three more while spinning in the air
    >"did I leave my oven on??"
    so randumb

  53. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Bo Burnham is a spineless corporate wienersucker and commie Black person kneeler who pretended to have muh depression while being 'locked down' in his big mansion.

  54. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Eh Deadpool is alright. Il say that his quips are within character and it’s fun watching him lose fights cause you know he knows it doesn’t matter. That’s the reason i liked Deadpool before the big screen, he was just a character that didn’t care if he was losing. He was gonna come back and frick you up no matter what.

  55. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >DUDE LIKE Y'KNOW?

  56. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    if bo burnham is so smart, why does he let other men put their peepee in his poopoo?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Because it feels so goooood. You should try it.

  57. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Didn't bo go on record to say he's an avid Hasan watcher
    Shouldn't he be pretty ok with hypocrisy

  58. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >le rich celebrity calling out other rich celebrities for not being for the working class or some shit
    lmao gfet fricked bob gayham

  59. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >It's like
    >why watch this?
    >Like
    >why?
    >Like, why watch, like, this?
    >Like.
    >Why like this?
    >Or watch this?
    >Like, come on!

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