>I'm on the verge of tears by the time I arrive on the field, since I'm positive I won't have the opportunity to take credit for someone else's goal. But I do, and relief washes over me in an awesome wave.
so we all agree that world cup is a bs tournament completely dependent on a lucky dice roll of wherever you’re born, right? some top players like haaland will never compete in it just cuz of that lol. its not ronaldo’s fault his country is shit
Absolutely. Every move I make is calculated right down to when I break eye contact immediately followed by a side glance usually to the left and then resume eye contant.
I don't even make eye contact, but I know when people are looking at me from the corner of my eye, I still don't look at them. The only use I've got for it is I can see when something is coming near me without really looking at it
Tsuuuuu is so autistically focused that I could imagine him being an insane method actor if he had trained as an actor instead of football from a younger age
It's a game for plebs to obsess over "our" team, which is owned by an Arab and the players are from all over Africa.
That being said national team tournaments are worth watching, they're pretty fun. Mutts miss out a lot.
I think it's one of the few non-boring sports to watch aside from boxing, provided you care about the playing teams. It's more fun to participate in, though.
It's literally a substitution for not being able to fight wars anymore. Instead that energy is put into supporting a sports team or hoping your country beats another country in soccer
If it weren't for Cinemaphile, the only Ronaldo i know of would be that one in the Simpsons episode calling out Lisa for flopping, who I'd also be confusing for Ronaldinho.
pessi riggitini
ef pee be pee
Is there a puppetereeni edit where he's like a ventriloquist dummy?
he's always cringe
>goes from contributing nothing of real value to contributing nothing of real value
It's cringe, because all he does is kick a ball around. I forgot this guy existed until you posted him. Is he like Superman for brown people?
Goku is like Superman for brown people. Ronaldo is like Tom Brady.
He's more like Robin, always a sidekick, always #2.
>I'm on the verge of tears by the time I arrive on the field, since I'm positive I won't have the opportunity to take credit for someone else's goal. But I do, and relief washes over me in an awesome wave.
I liked Messi when he was full autistic and didn't bother with fancy haircuts, kept beard and tattoos.
What is Messi up to these days?
I have no idea. I'm too lazy to check, didn't he go to Murrica?
He ended his career on a high note, something Ronaldo will never do. What he does from here on out doesn't matter.
so we all agree that world cup is a bs tournament completely dependent on a lucky dice roll of wherever you’re born, right? some top players like haaland will never compete in it just cuz of that lol. its not ronaldo’s fault his country is shit
cope
>its not ronaldo’s fault his country is shit
Portugal placed 4th in 2006 moron
>Inshallah why aren't you fricking me, Messi?
he's literally me
he even walks autisticly
He looks like a folic-deficient Christian Bale/De Niro
holy shit
>walk normally
>walk normally
>you are like anyone else
>walk normally!
>make it look Natural!!
anyone else thinks this while walking?
Absolutely. Every move I make is calculated right down to when I break eye contact immediately followed by a side glance usually to the left and then resume eye contant.
I don't even make eye contact, but I know when people are looking at me from the corner of my eye, I still don't look at them. The only use I've got for it is I can see when something is coming near me without really looking at it
I keep my right hand close to my body (don't swing it as I do my left when I walk) and I'm self aware about that
Whenever I do it's like I don't know how to walk anymore and I look like a moron.
When I'm fricked up
Who would win?
Tsuuuuu is so autistically focused that I could imagine him being an insane method actor if he had trained as an actor instead of football from a younger age
Riggi Cuckitini
>homosexual footballer becomes homosexual actor
Why is soccer loved worldwide so much. I’ve really tried to watch it. Shit is boring.
name a sport that's not boring
Boxing, hockey.
Women's Pole Vaulting.
post the webms
It's a game for plebs to obsess over "our" team, which is owned by an Arab and the players are from all over Africa.
That being said national team tournaments are worth watching, they're pretty fun. Mutts miss out a lot.
I think it's one of the few non-boring sports to watch aside from boxing, provided you care about the playing teams. It's more fun to participate in, though.
It's literally a substitution for not being able to fight wars anymore. Instead that energy is put into supporting a sports team or hoping your country beats another country in soccer
TSUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
>bogged homosexual known for falling on his own on the field fancies himself an actor
Pottery.
he's playing mind games here
Sure.
with who?
With __(You).
you arent on his radar.
never miss on a good sniff
what the frick was he doing. did the guy in the crowd press charges?
>the guy in the crowd
Shielded himself just fine so I don't think so.
those Black folk cheater did the same against Holland and didnt get any sanction
He's been acting as a straight man for 20 years so he might be good at it
Not a very convincing performance tho.
>thread started by a Ronaldogay
>the Cuckitini brigade is here to derail it
O ALFONSO
He's a shit actor, Flopnaldo
Diving homosexual. Frick Messi too
If it weren't for Cinemaphile, the only Ronaldo i know of would be that one in the Simpsons episode calling out Lisa for flopping, who I'd also be confusing for Ronaldinho.
>if you work hard and dedicate, you can do anything
no you can't and I'm fricking tired of this lie