There's a saying, "no matter how hot she is, somewhere there's a guy who's bored of fricking her".
The inverse is also true. No matter how much of a Chad you think he is, somewhere there's a girl who thinks he's a cringe weirdo. The difference is that (very generally) guys tend to form independent opinions where girls are more easily swayed by group consensus. So it's more likely for a girl to become attracted to a guy just because everyone around her thinks he's hot (again, speaking generally - the inverse also happens and there's lots of girls who won't be swayed).
It's why fake it until you make it works. And why the autists on Cinemaphile don't magically become casanovas the second they exit cocoon mode.
Early millennials are just highly referential people
People used to communicate each other using movie quotes like this and if you didn't know every classic boomer line under the sun? God help you
My 27 year old zoomer ex was like this. Sometimes I miss her when I talk to a younger zoomer girl and she doesn’t understand any of my references and we just go have sex instead.
>remembering a time in school when I was about 13 >quoting Scrubs and laughing >friend turns to me >"you know, just quoting tv shows doesn't make you cool and isn't a substitute for a personality" >still feel that in my bones 20 years later joke's on him though because he became a troony after highschool
I remember this really aggro metalhead kid I went to school with who was such a piece of shit and guess what? Now he's a troony
I know where he works and I've thought about confronting him, might just do it right now tbh
Yeah nah he deserves it though
He needs to be reminded that he'll always be that little white trash peon who no one will ever love and that trooning out will never change that
I'm already omw
I goon my sissy dick so hard to the thought of Armie Hammer eating me and using my pathetic flesh to sustain his superior alpha male physique. So hot to think of him literally destroying me and converting me into energy to fuel his sperm production and him creampieing women who would call the police if I even looked at them.
I'm fairly sure this is standard Hollywood banter and practice. There is no way little Timmy hasn't had his butthole stretched by a bunch of fat, sweaty, tribal leaders.
the fact that people text shit like that is completely bewildering to me. they must know there's a non-zero chance someone other than the intended recipient is going to read it. if you're famous there's a high chance that like everyone on earth is going to read it.
i've stopped texting altogether.
cringe shit you say passes in a moment and the recipient cant go back to view it with a different mindset and most importantly cant screencap it.
cringe drunken texts will stay forever and haunt you forever.
This was bordering on assault. OP, you need to inform the police. Do you have security on your house? Lawyer up, hit the gym, block all contacts.
Edit: removed a racially sensitive word, my apologies.
> His paternal great-grandfather was oil tycoon and philanthropist Armand Hammer, whose parents were israeli emigrants to the U.S. from the Russian Empire.[13][8][14] Armand's father, Julius Hammer, was from Odesa and was an early activist in the U.S. Communist Party in New York.
Imagine my shock.
>even Chad can make pussies dry
This is really eye-opening
You should see the messages from the Maroon 5 guy.
Where
There's a saying, "no matter how hot she is, somewhere there's a guy who's bored of fricking her".
The inverse is also true. No matter how much of a Chad you think he is, somewhere there's a girl who thinks he's a cringe weirdo. The difference is that (very generally) guys tend to form independent opinions where girls are more easily swayed by group consensus. So it's more likely for a girl to become attracted to a guy just because everyone around her thinks he's hot (again, speaking generally - the inverse also happens and there's lots of girls who won't be swayed).
It's why fake it until you make it works. And why the autists on Cinemaphile don't magically become casanovas the second they exit cocoon mode.
Early millennials are just highly referential people
People used to communicate each other using movie quotes like this and if you didn't know every classic boomer line under the sun? God help you
Yeah we basically just used to spew quotes from Apatow and Sandler movies at each other all the time.
Popeyes Chicken is
>the shiznit
>im from the south.
>the deep south
lel
Yeah it was nice.
My 27 year old zoomer ex was like this. Sometimes I miss her when I talk to a younger zoomer girl and she doesn’t understand any of my references and we just go have sex instead.
>remembering a time in school when I was about 13
>quoting Scrubs and laughing
>friend turns to me
>"you know, just quoting tv shows doesn't make you cool and isn't a substitute for a personality"
>still feel that in my bones 20 years later
joke's on him though because he became a troony after highschool
>mentally unstable person projects their own misery and confusion upon you
>later become a troony
Go figure.
I remember this really aggro metalhead kid I went to school with who was such a piece of shit and guess what? Now he's a troony
I know where he works and I've thought about confronting him, might just do it right now tbh
>I know where he works and I've thought about confronting him
What a terrible and moronic idea
Yeah nah he deserves it though
He needs to be reminded that he'll always be that little white trash peon who no one will ever love and that trooning out will never change that
I'm already omw
Let us know how it goes!
Livestream it.
it was proto memeing, perfectly cromulent way to communicate
times were good
>haha you're dumb
>haha you're young
>haha you're ignorant
>oh an in case those 3 sentences where to complicated for you
ya, went great
I goon my sissy dick so hard to the thought of Armie Hammer eating me and using my pathetic flesh to sustain his superior alpha male physique. So hot to think of him literally destroying me and converting me into energy to fuel his sperm production and him creampieing women who would call the police if I even looked at them.
>converting me into energy to fuel his sperm production
Fake and gay
very based
>Haha
talk to me, chuck...
Haha, you're reddit
You now remember his messages about Timothée.
>NBK sex reference
why
Hot.
Did he frick Timothee or not?
100%.
ew gay haha
Something just twitched over here
I read this in an Italian gangster voice
EY I'M TWITCHIN OVA EAR
I'm fairly sure this is standard Hollywood banter and practice. There is no way little Timmy hasn't had his butthole stretched by a bunch of fat, sweaty, tribal leaders.
kino
Who was he talking to? His gf?
Mike Meyers
For real though who is he talking to? I remember this coming out and everyone freaking out but who leaked it?
A girl named Effie.
brie
>hides the booba veins once in proximity to hammers
smart
I look like this
pits or gtfo
>I want to watch you be with another man and also I'm a gay
That's semantics
not befitting of the Lisan al Gaib
father how could you
the fact that people text shit like that is completely bewildering to me. they must know there's a non-zero chance someone other than the intended recipient is going to read it. if you're famous there's a high chance that like everyone on earth is going to read it.
i've stopped texting altogether.
cringe shit you say passes in a moment and the recipient cant go back to view it with a different mindset and most importantly cant screencap it.
cringe drunken texts will stay forever and haunt you forever.
Fricking yikes.
Normalize constantly making women uncomfortable
That's already the norm
no it isn't
Hmm he’s not really his copilot but his RIO thougheverbeit
Crazy that this dude got blacklisted for what was a harmless kink. Wonder how many pedophiles they will still happily cast.
This moron chats like I did in my cringe teenage AIM years.
> Triple texting..
> "Oh."
I dont know who this homie is but it's never been so over
Zero rizz ong
Cringe. Sounds like somebody who's autistic would say.
This was bordering on assault. OP, you need to inform the police. Do you have security on your house? Lawyer up, hit the gym, block all contacts.
Edit: removed a racially sensitive word, my apologies.
ur really gay
>Edit:
kek
Downvoted.
investment checks out
> His paternal great-grandfather was oil tycoon and philanthropist Armand Hammer, whose parents were israeli emigrants to the U.S. from the Russian Empire.[13][8][14] Armand's father, Julius Hammer, was from Odesa and was an early activist in the U.S. Communist Party in New York.
Imagine my shock.
>a Chad israelite
based