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WHAT WERE THEY THINKING?
I watched the roundtable extra they had for this on the JLU dvds and it was so bizarre how they spun this as "closing the book" on the DCAU.
Think of this way, you and Batman are brothers, and your children are Batman's nephews/nieces. And as a result, your children are entitled for Batman's inheritances and thus they are basically set for life.
>Zero, a proud Englishman, named his greatest project in French
A mystery even deeper than the Patriots.
they're named after a book about siblings with out a father and a weird love/hate relationship
Batmilk?
So you're telling me Bill Gates paid to add his cum onto the vaccine? I have Bill Gates cum coursing through my veins right now? My kids will be Bill's kids? Am I gay? Am I a cuck?
That's just human cum. Batman is only related to bats in costume only
Bat DNA.
It's still Terry's Dad's cum. But still, Waller basically getting his wife preggo and making him raise someone else's kid is probably one of the most fricked up things she's ever done. And that's saying something.
Explain.
They needed to explain why Terry and his brother have black hair when neither of their parents do. So they came up with a plotline where it's revealed that Amanda "where the white chocolate at" Waller stole Bruce's DNA and used it to overwrite Terry's dad's reproductive DNA so his penis would shoot Bruce sperm, as part of a sociopathic plot to replace Batman.
That is batshit crazy.
Also Waller tried to replicate Batman's origin story by hiring an assassin to murder Terry's parents, but the assassin backed out because it was literally taking a gigantic shit on everything Batman stands for.
Why did he care what Batman stood for though? Money is money.
It was what's her face from Mask of the Phantasm.
Said assassin was also Andrea from MOTP
Still wanted a ride on the Bruce Spruce.
Bat cum crazy to be exact.
they wanted terry somehow being batmans son to be a plot point
its even crazier in the cancelled batman beyond movie
instead of CADMUS, it was going to be catwoman who engineered terry to be a partial clone of bruce
and she would have created a second clone who was going to be the final boss of the film
>I just learned the man who impregnated my mother with me and raised me isn't my father... You are.
Why is Terry such a piece of shit?
But Batman was the one who impregnated her.
Reminder that this retcon was great, it was just this episode that was bad. Like every jlu episode.