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>Hey, this isn't gonna make it so that next time I frick my wife my testicles somehow generate some other guy's sperm so that in actuality the jizz I ejaculate from my urethra isn't carrying my genetic material but, say, Batman's? Because I'm regularly cumming in my wife's pussy in order to impregnate her for the first time and I'd hate if my balls were engineered by, say, nanobots to generate Batman's wienermilk and put his baby inside of her instead of mine.
What would they have done if he just cranked it or did anal/got a handy/bj
it wasn't a one time thing, he was stuck with Bruce juice for the rest of his life.
eh, he got his own back by raising a moron
>Safe & Effective
How does this even work, anyway? Has his DNA been modified to be identical to Bruce's? If so, how come he doesn't look like Bruce? Like, you know, black hair and blue eyes and shit.
>Has his DNA been modified to be identical to Bruce's?
No, his testicles were modified to produce Bruce's DNA. His junk is shooting Bruce's ammo instead of his own.
Bruce Timms and friends are the weakest part of the DCAU.
>Cartoon Network hasn't called back about the next season pitch. Looks like we got one episode left. What should we do-
>Warren McGinnis' balls were full of Bruce Wayne's DNA.
>Uh, Bruce, what? Wait are you talking about Batman Beyond?
>Listen to me Dwayne- this is important. This might be the last thing I ever do for DC. It's important that Warren McGinnis' balls short Bruce Wayne cum and made a biological kid for Bruce.
>Uh Bruce, I didn't work on Beyond, was this a plan all along? Does it really tie into this Justice League sh-
>the frickers stopped me the last time, Dwayne. I wanted Selina basting a bunch of b***hes with Bruce baby batter. A billion bat-bastards, Dwayne. And keeping one for herself. I don't think we have 20 minutes to cram all that in, but Waller was working with clones this season, lets say she did it.
>It's kinda random, but if that's what you want I guess we'll roll with it. I'm sure this won't be the last DC tv show I work on.
What is it with DC and cucking guys via science?
Ask Bruce Timm.
*Among Us round start sound*
because they want the twist of "(X Character) was actually (Y Characters) Offspring all along!" but don't want the characters mother to be a cheating prostitute
actually, it did not. it was fiction.
>This happened
And I still have no problem with it.
Degenerate.
thank god cn ordered one more season of jlu that would've been a nutty way to end everything
You can't name anything wrong with this. It was badass and awesome. Bat dna rules. No normal fricking moron could be a batman. If they could, there would be several of them. Only thing that sucks is that it's supposed to be bruce "coomer" timm's version of batman's dna, whcih would in actuality turn terry into a brainless s0yb0y drone coombrain thing. So we have to pretend that it's not that version of batman but instead a real one.
> bruce "coomer" timm's version of batman's dna, whcih would in actuality turn terry into a brainless s0yb0y drone coombrain thing.
Ignore the stupid non-canon Batman Beyond comics, there's no evidence DCAU Bruce actually impregnated Babs. In fact, her b***hy personality in beyond makes more sense if Bruce denied her his seed than if she had a miscarriage(which would just make her more clingy to him). Bruce might've had a moment of weakness but otherwise was on a Sigma grindset and denied Diana, Talia, Selina, and Barbara his seed. And many more, too.
I wasn't talking about any comics but you're a fricking liar. Every fricking episode it's him screwing around and rewarding evil fricking women just because they're uugly but they have large giant ugly "breasts" and he likes that because bruce timm just wanted to ruin every character he could.
He may frick but he's still willed enough to deny them of his seed. And it ultimately it doesn't interfere with his duty.
You have to understand that women are very hormonally driven and and an alpha like Bruce understands the advantage in using his physical body and charisma in dealing with them. Ultimately the the main goal these women have is to be bred by him, which he denies them. Because he has the willpower not to grant them that.
Is it just me, or do Epilogue defenders sound more unhinged with each passing year?
nerds love eugenics and are concerned about themselves reproducing so they like the idea of a strong male overwriting a weak one.
bruce timm self inserts as batman. for him batman would cuck every single man in the DCAU
This is the gayest shit
You are so gay your balls produce another guy's sperm
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