>"batman needs therapy"

>"batman needs therapy"
Well said Harley, by the way you still have your psychiatry degree ,right?

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  1. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Ah yes says the clown, that dresses like she sucked 3 dicks at a rave before clam diving at a roller derby. Always fun to see a kettle calling a pot black.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      /thread, women are moronic as always, never forget their hypergamy.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      If you didn't have any context and you had to guess the superhero's name by their costume I would probably still call Batman Batman but Harly I would probably call crackhead

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        I call her annoying voice prostitute with shit taste in men

  2. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    If you showed me this panel 10 years earlier I'll say that it's clearly supposed to be a joke, but when we get shit like picrel I really can't tell if they are joking or are they dead serious anymore.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      That Harley Quinn series has had detrimental effects it seems

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Real "Red White & Blue" All American Joker vibes to this schlock.

  3. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Writers spend too much time on the internet, worrying about virtue signaling, and thus their characters sound like Twitter ideologues.

  4. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Harley you are dating a child killer. This is the second time you've done this.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      UMMMMM actually chud Harley Queen hates Joker because he’s a fragile toxic male who doesn’t know REAL suffering like she’s been through??? (an old white man told her to smile once)

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        Ahhh yes this is the perfect girlboss to revolve Joker 2 around. Surely her moronic cult fans aren’t gonna make the entire movie just an excuse to shit on Joker and prop her up. No way, Harleygays would never do that.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        Which part of Joker is toxic masculinity? Hell, which part of Joker is masculinity in general?

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          The fact he's a man, simple as. If we rule 63'd him then he would instantly become a Priya and an unstoppable girl boss that needs to take down batman for being a rich white man in 2024. Then they'd make fem joker a lesbian with Harley and they'd take over the DC universe and out power scale everyone with the power of pussy.

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          He used to be her cis white boyfriend who “manipulated” her into stealing from people and killing babies (somehow, it totally wasn’t her own choice). So he’s a toxic male and Harley and her supportive 100 dyke girlfriend Ivy should totally beat him up to show how deep and empowering it is to be on your period

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          Joker’s just a gay man stringing her along so he can use her in his plans he has against his little boyfriend.

  5. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    We all do what we need to do to cope Harley.

  6. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >t. emotionally unstable psycho who bases her entire identity around a persona her abusive boyfriend gave her
    Why does anyone take this bimbo seriously?

  7. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    harley quinn is a villain and The Joker supporting character.

  8. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Well said Harley, by the way you still have your psychiatry degree ,right?
    One of the few plots I liked about the show

  9. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    I know first-hand that anyone recommending therapy is a piece of shit who is actively causing your mental problems, and trying to blame the victim rather than curb their own mentally abusive behavior

  10. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    It's been fifteen years since Arkham Asylum. Harley's character and design have been dogwater almost half as long since she's been around. Unless you're going to pull some HEAT-esq protest, DC will never go back to the way things were with her character. It's time to accept that and move on, anon. Best we can hope for is she dies off during another pointless event.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      The ritual is complete, anon
      All future Harleys will either be based off Lady Gaga or written as being more compassionate and nurturing
      Expect DC to do some kind of event that kills off this obsolete version so they can spend a few months coming up with the new version

  11. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Therapy works for first world problems. It doesn’t work for shit if you have actual problems. Women in general think it’s some sort of fix-all when it does absolutely nothing if you are either neurodivergent or severely mentally ill. It’s just venting.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      >"muh neurodivergent"
      First-world problem as well, hence not a real problem. People in third-world shitholes, striving to survive aren't mortifying themselves with autism. If you have time for that, you're priviledged as frick.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        The point is that shit like autism and ADHD can’t be solved with therapy since it is one’s default settings. Only medication can help.

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          >Only medication can help.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Where did the term "neurodivergent" come from? It's like "Latinx" all over again! Were liberals just upset disabled?

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        Tumblr b***hes making up new labels.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      That's not really true, if you have actual problems having someone you can talk to is good to get another perspective and help get an idea on how to handle things. Of course, this relies on having a competent therapist.

  12. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >talks about how Batman just needs to go to therapy for his trauma instead of coping by playing dress up and beating people up
    >never goes to therapy for her trauma and instead copes by playing dress up and beating people up
    Curious…

  13. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >you still have your psychiatry degree ,right?

    no

    in order to qualify as a psychiatrist (which is a medical specialism) you must first qualify as a medical doctor, find a residency (this is not always straightforward if your chosen specialism is filled up locally) and train as a psychiatrist, which is like a postdoctoral degree taking you around 12 years to complete from the start of your medical degree

    since Harley is usually under 30 in comics and medical schools 1. don't admit students who are under 18 (as they cannot by law do so for any reason, despite what 80s teen dramas may lead you to believe) and 2. don't skip ahead (as you need to put in your hours on the ward, learn how the paperwork works etc) and don't award bogus degrees for "favors" (as one anon likes to suggest, but in practice there are so many people watching these schools that an early graduation would be more noticeable than someone simply lying and saying they graduated from a school they never attended), there's no way she had a psychiatry degree

    she may have a psychology degree, those are non-medical and only take a few years, and she could even have qualified as a counselor in some places by just registering her name and saying she's offering counseling

    tl;dr she does not have a psychiatry degree; nobody under 30 has a psychiatry degree

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      That’s why her orgin in the Batman cartoon was perfect for her.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      >tl;dr she does not have a psychiatry degree; nobody under 30 has a psychiatry degree
      In our universe.
      The laws on DC Earth are likely different. Kind of like how Gotham is in southern New Jersey and Jersey had the death penalty until 2007, but fictional New Jersey from the DC universe never had the death penalty in the modern era in order to justify the Joker never getting injected.

      People need to accept that the laws and regulations of our world aren't always going to apply to fictional settings where people shoot lasers out of their ass holes and vigilantes are welcomed by cities so long as they shoot said lasers out of said buttholes and wear colorful costumes while doing it.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        >spoons in DC just work differently

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          If they needed spoons to work differently to justify a popular character's backstory? Yes.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Going by her stated background, Harley would be 27 to get a PhD or somewhere between 32 and 37 before she got a psychiatric specialty. Though in either case she could have been working at Arkham for years before getting her PhD/certs due to their nature. Or they're just using "psychiatrist" colloquially.

  14. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    I'd let her treat me, and by treat I mean peg

  15. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >psychopath who takes out her problems on other with violence and crime telling people to go to therapy
    lmao

  16. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Don't know why you guys are so upset by this. Have you ever spoken to a woman at length? A lot of them are barely functional emotional wrecks who revel in telling me that they're barely functional emotional wrecks.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      >me
      men

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      >

      >me


      men
      Incredible freudian slip anon.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        I know, right? If it wasn't happening to me it'd be hilarious.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      This. Women are mentally and physically weak. They are inferior.

  17. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    says the woman who got away with EVERYTHING

  18. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    That's the wrong question OP.
    What would women do instead of going to therapy?
    Maybe act obnoxiously for attention and external validation? Maybe live a reckless life where they constantly chase thrills and highs to not be left alone with their fears?
    And I just happen to know of a certain DC Comics character that displays these behaviors the most, hmm.

  19. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    feminists and troons ruined harley quinn. it's over, i hate it.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      You simply need to create another new version that has their own interesting and lingering twist on the character, don't complain about a status quo if you still willingly choose to comply with it

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        I just don't care anymore, I'm just done, There aren't even any chad protagonists in any tv or movies anymore. It's all bad, and I COULD produce better stuff with my own creative vision, I've always had it in mind I just don't see it being something i would act on since the only benefit would be a new hobby for me. I'll think about it man.

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          Look at how bad Rocksteady is doing. People have grown tired of Harley being an emotionally unavailable younger female version of Rick Sanchez

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            I don't get the appeal. Like i'm not surprised the executives and ceos want to replace these stupid writers and producers with Ai.

  20. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Now that I think about it how does she knows this?

  21. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    look who's talking?

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Is it supposed to be a joke? Honestly give how utterly lacking in self awareness most people in media and entertainment are today I genuinely doubt it.

  22. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Didn't she turn evil because she wanted clown dick?

  23. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    For Pete's sake, Harley -- the "Endless War of Vengeance" IS the therapy.

  24. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Says the b***h that slept her way through school, and became a therapist just so she could write a book on the mentally ill to get rich.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      I wonder if execs will pressure Todd Philips into doing reshoots for Joker 2, you know damn well they're putting the blame on Harley fans for the new Suicide Squad game fiasco

  25. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Didn't we have the exact same fricking thread two weeks ago with the same fricking posts and the exact same images?

    Are you all robots or do I also need to wear a mask and throw boomerangs at crackheads to fix my mental shortcomings

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Get in the cowl, Anon.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      No you aren't schizo, I noticed a a huge dip in active users went down by 120k in the last 4 months, and the posts/posters are all the same and get reposted constantly to try to keep the site active.

  26. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >rather wage endless war than talk to some unqualified frickwit who won't help shit
    Yes. Cry harder, second-rate clown.

  27. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    THIS IS MY FIGHT SONG
    TAKE BACK MY LIFE SONG

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Like not that many women are even into comics so i don't know how they thought this shit would make any profit in the long or short term?

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      What's the context for thidv4rs moronation?

  28. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Remember that time Harley turned game consoles into bombs and murdered hundreds of children?

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Nope DC memory holed that and turned into Joker forcing her to do that awful act. Also I really hate the fact that Harley is portrayed as a poor victim of Joker who totally only did horrific things because of Joker mind breaking her, but she still commits tons of war crimes and serial murders except she's fricking gay now so it's okay. Like I bet if Harley mind broke a younger female lesbian girl and made that girl like a Harley jr, and then that girl defected from Harley and also blamed Harley for the horrible things she made her do, Harley would get off scot-free, no one would care, twitterlites would defend Harley and the double standards would show clearly.

  29. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Why does no one ever call out Harley for sexually abusing her patient

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Because "Women can't rape, only men can" and other bullshit double standards. Harley could commit a Austrian Painter Gamer moment and it would be defended and memory holed simultaneously.

  30. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Bruce probably tried that when he was younger, and quit when he realized it wasn’t helping.

  31. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >yeah bro if we ironically point out how absurd these characters are by real world standards it will be totally clever
    >look at how meta we are lol we don’t care we have such a cool and hip detachment doesn’t that make us edgy and subversive
    When is this shit going to end, also notice how instead of making good characters they just shit on preexisting ones to make the one they’re trying to push look better by comparison.

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