Other than some of the goofy Joker stuff, I get why modern Batman doesn’t want to ever kill. Considering he deals with stuff like your pic, Batman would be piling the alleyways with bodies.
Superman could and should be saving hundreds of lives a second every time he takes the time to talk to someone even a little bit. To call that picture and act of good is nothing short of moral laziness.
>Superman could and should be saving hundreds of lives a second
He's go insane and murder half the planet in about six months. He saves who he can when he can and he lives his life.
There's a reason that Batman totally loses his shit every time he gets super powers and Superman is often portrayed as saving the day for hundreds to hundreds of thousands of years into the future. He's not just a superhero, he's a man and makes time for being a man.
Dude, he can literally hear all those deaths happening all the time, can't he? There's someone being raped within his earshot right now, and he's fricking patting shotas on the shoulder and shit. It's dumb.
>Dude, he can literally hear all those deaths happening all the time, can't he?
No more than he hears every word ever spoken. Everyone all over the planet making noise is probably the equivalent to white noise to him now. Only things like his name and things he chooses to focus on like certain heartbeats cuts through.
>That’s a stupid cop out.
No, a hundred thousands years of a demigod keeping the planet spinning is far better than six months of a perfectly safe planet followed by a hundred thousand years of that same demigod being crazier than frick.
It's a shame if true. I miss the Batman whose motivation for fighting crime is so that no other 8 year old kid loses their parents to a senseless crime ever again, not some paranoid psychopath out to inflict his personal trauma on the world.
Batwank is annoying as frick, but the way that writers make Batman an edgelord is depressing.
Really this coming from the man who had how many Robins? I mean just look at the first two ones always showing off his ass and the other one screams biker.
Batgay would be like "Sorry the Joker killed your entire family for shits and giggles, but don't worry, I sent him back to the mental asylum he breaks out of every week. What? Kill him? Haha, no, that would be silly. What do you think I am, a vigilante?"
Supergay would be like "Sorry the Darkseid/Mongul murdered/raped your planet/entire family for shits and giggles, but don't worry, I sparred them and allowed them to get away so that they can continue their murder/rape across the universe. What? Kill him? Haha, no, that would be silly. What do you think I am, a anti-hero?"
This never made sense, though. Why would any villain be afraid of Batman when they know he'll never, ever kill them? All he's gonna do is punch them and send them to a place, which they can leave almost at will.
He just beats them up so badly they'll wish they were dead. It's why criminals are more afraid of Batman than Superman. Superman would treat them like little children, meanwhile Batman will break their fingers little by little.
Batman doesn't have the guts to rape the bad guys like superman does
Shut up, Jim.
proof or it didn’t happen…
Struggling so hard to admit to yourself you're gay.
imagine the anger batman bottles up because of some of the shit he sees
Other than some of the goofy Joker stuff, I get why modern Batman doesn’t want to ever kill. Considering he deals with stuff like your pic, Batman would be piling the alleyways with bodies.
Tpbp
Its almost as if both Batman and Superman want to help people, gasp.
Superman could and should be saving hundreds of lives a second every time he takes the time to talk to someone even a little bit. To call that picture and act of good is nothing short of moral laziness.
>Superman could and should be saving hundreds of lives a second
He's go insane and murder half the planet in about six months. He saves who he can when he can and he lives his life.
There's a reason that Batman totally loses his shit every time he gets super powers and Superman is often portrayed as saving the day for hundreds to hundreds of thousands of years into the future. He's not just a superhero, he's a man and makes time for being a man.
Dude, he can literally hear all those deaths happening all the time, can't he? There's someone being raped within his earshot right now, and he's fricking patting shotas on the shoulder and shit. It's dumb.
>Dude, he can literally hear all those deaths happening all the time, can't he?
No more than he hears every word ever spoken. Everyone all over the planet making noise is probably the equivalent to white noise to him now. Only things like his name and things he chooses to focus on like certain heartbeats cuts through.
>That’s a stupid cop out.
No, a hundred thousands years of a demigod keeping the planet spinning is far better than six months of a perfectly safe planet followed by a hundred thousand years of that same demigod being crazier than frick.
That’s a stupid cop out.
A true hero would sacrifice his personal life for the greater good.
Super heroes exist to fight super threats
Not the regular ones
thats what the justice league is for
S for submitting to homosexual wiener in his rectum
it more gay that you save the pic and constantly post it every thread
>actually thinking that superman is some god that can be everywhere at once
This is what watching death battles does to a mf
>Superman then left the kid stranded on an alternate Earth where he was tortured by Ultraman for years
Someone! Summon TROGDOR! A CHALLANGER APPEARS!
wear a t-shirt and jeans with a cape and call it a costume?
Bats' whole gimmick is his costume, it'd never work
Stands for Shotacon, son
Because Batman deals with criminals, not mean kids.
It's a shame if true. I miss the Batman whose motivation for fighting crime is so that no other 8 year old kid loses their parents to a senseless crime ever again, not some paranoid psychopath out to inflict his personal trauma on the world.
Batwank is annoying as frick, but the way that writers make Batman an edgelord is depressing.
>Batman will never lay hands on an innocent child
Good.
Do what? Have exclusively boring stories?
Seethe kek
Batman will never do this.
Really this coming from the man who had how many Robins? I mean just look at the first two ones always showing off his ass and the other one screams biker.
Batman adopted them and gave them a home. Superman just left Billy there at that rundown apartment littered with druggies.
kino
>What does the bat stand for?
>My parents are deeeeaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaad!
Batgay would be like "Sorry the Joker killed your entire family for shits and giggles, but don't worry, I sent him back to the mental asylum he breaks out of every week. What? Kill him? Haha, no, that would be silly. What do you think I am, a vigilante?"
Supergay would be like "Sorry the Darkseid/Mongul murdered/raped your planet/entire family for shits and giggles, but don't worry, I sparred them and allowed them to get away so that they can continue their murder/rape across the universe. What? Kill him? Haha, no, that would be silly. What do you think I am, a anti-hero?"
Batman is a symbol of hope for the good and a symbol of fear for the bad. Why do you supergays try to hate on Batman?
>the only difference
fricking moronic writers
This never made sense, though. Why would any villain be afraid of Batman when they know he'll never, ever kill them? All he's gonna do is punch them and send them to a place, which they can leave almost at will.
He just beats them up so badly they'll wish they were dead. It's why criminals are more afraid of Batman than Superman. Superman would treat them like little children, meanwhile Batman will break their fingers little by little.