Batman with prep time

Well?

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  1. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    frick brucey gonna do?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Batman with Anti life equation is pretty OP

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      yes, he has a lot stupidly overpowered shit in the comics

      Ain’t no batarang taking down the boss

      batman with prep time is bullshit for deluded batgays.

      as if monsters or aliens or whatever the shit will just wait for him to prepare.

      frickin morons

      Hellbat suit, your Fatzilla is gone in 5 seconds
      not even prep time needed

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >Hellbat suit, your Fatzilla is gone in 5 seconds
        not even prep time needed
        Stupid reddit take.
        First off, there cant be a clear winner because both are good guys. Most likely it would go like: Godzilla shows up unexpectedly for X reason, distroys a bunch of shit and cates Batman off gaurd and returns to the ocean. Batman preps an next time Godzilla shows up they "fight" by which I mean Batman will probably bomb him with the batwing or find some frequency of sound that will drive Godzilla back to the sea. Third act Batman realizes Godzilla keeps showing up for X reason which surprise surprise is also related to something that he has been trying to solve, Batman and Godzilla team up to take down third party bad guy. The End.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          It's frustrating how accurate (and shit) this is. Good take anon. Please never do it again.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Just buy a fleet of a 10 warhogs and b 52s and Abrams tanks. It's batman. He'd bring his space focuser on the thing. It 5 times the surface of the sun's temperature on a meter sized area. Cut it in half. Batman is armed to fight a being that is larger than his entire universe. That's a giant lizard.

  2. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    yes, he has a lot stupidly overpowered shit in the comics

  3. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Ain’t no batarang taking down the boss

  4. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Batman with prep time can beat anyone, that's the gimmick. Same thing as goku with training time

  5. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    batman with prep time is bullshit for deluded batgays.

    as if monsters or aliens or whatever the shit will just wait for him to prepare.

    frickin morons

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >as if monsters or aliens or whatever the shit will just wait for him to prepare.
      you don't get it, he was already prepared for them, like a long time ago he already had a plan together. every night in his down time he thinks of hypothetical back-up plans and victory scenarios. he doesn't have to study the guy who he's dealing with, he already knows what the best move is for this situation because he ran the numbers and shit years ago

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      He has plans for literally everything, including full-scale alien invasions. That is canon.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >Batgod is canon
        That and Joker/ Harley Quinn obsession killed the character and series completely

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        fricker doesn't have a plan for when I fart in my hand then shake his while he's Bruce Wayne

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >hey lil brucie

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Those beans you've been eating? I bought the company and have been doing bioengineering to make farts smell like lavender.
          Why do you think you got that 'promotional' shipment for free last week?
          Oh, they also gave you AIDS

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >Those beans you've been eating?
            "No your momma's pussy"
            I seriously don't know why no one has ever said that to Bruce

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >He has plans for literally everything
        Except for getting rid of the Joker permanently or cleaning up Gotham.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      he's been prepping since the day he was born you ignorant frick

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >as if monsters or aliens or whatever the shit will just wait for him to prepare.
      Godzilla sat around while humans built mechagodzilla and almost got his ass kicked by it. Hell Godzilla minus one died just from a single well timed kamikaze jet.

  6. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Doesn't Batman have a spacestation with a death beam pointed at earth?
    Every Godzilla film I've seen he turned out to be the hero in the end anyway so Batman would probably just help him sort out the issue and lead him back into the ocean

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Most sane response. Batman would just be the minor human character that works with a team of scientists or whatever. Maybe Batman would beat up a cabal of Monster Worshipers who’ve taken control of a Kaiju to help Godzilla defeat it. This is like 80% of Godzilla movies where G isn’t the antagonist.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      > Doesn't Batman have a spacestation with a death beam pointed at earth?
      Let’s see how well that worked out when said space stationed was firing a black hole https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=4XTfB-0x8aY&pp=ygUhZ29kemlsbGEgdnMgbWVnYWd1aXJ1cyBibGFjayBob2xl

  7. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Batman would come in with some kind of size shrinking technology from his friend The Atom and then he brings Godzilla down to the size of Killer Croc basically and then beats Godzilla in hand to hand combat and then leads him into some kind of trap, a steel cage or something, full of non-lethal gas or maybe tasers

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Why not just shrink Godzilla to ant size at that point?

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        he wouldnt get to punch

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      If he does find a way to win, I doubt he'd spare Godzilla. Non-human entities usually kick the bucket.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        That's not true. He doesn't kill aliens, or animals when he's not in a drowning situation.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          bro he was annihilating parademons for like 2-3 movies knowing they were once human. he also didnt have time to think of the anti-life equation cure and immediately told them to kill all infected. only superman was lenient enough to save one hero with the hope of a cure and he was right

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        The idea that Batman thinks only human/humanoid life is precious is incredibly based.

  8. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >with prep time
    yeah no shit he could figure out a way to beat godzilla, that's literally the only way godzilla is ever defeated in his movies, it's a contrast of themes, the power of godzilla, a pure destructive force of nature, and the power of humans that unite and collaborate for a greater purpose, saving humanity, granted it would probably be a little more clever than "use the oxygen destroyer" or "use the migration instincts of birds to lure him to a volcano"

  9. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Batman just needs the time it takes to call up the Justice League, JSA, Titans, Outsiders and Green Lantern Corps.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      true man Supergirl would just pick up godzilla right out off the ground and make him go home

  10. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    They beat Shin Godzilla with some cranes and coolant

  11. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >does it without preptime
    >jobs to sister
    >goes to school and is bullied

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      mandark gets bodied by godzilla tho

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >NuDexter
      Show's quality fricking tanked when Genndy left.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >jobs to sister
      theres a weirdly high amount of incest works with dexter and his sis

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Nothing weird about it, boyo. Stick is the most attractive archetype.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >omelette du fromage

  12. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    could batman on PrEP beat godzilla

  13. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Well he beat fricking Superman with prep time so I figure he's in with a shot against Godzilla.

  14. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Batman with prep time is a meme, these people are trolling

  15. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Does Godzilla have AIDS or something?

  16. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Well?

    yeah, Godzilla is dumb. A missile to his neck would blow his head off.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      You're thinking of Zilla.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        They blew the latest one up with an airplane

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          And then he regenerated later that day. Minus One Godzilla is on some Wolverine tier shit.

  17. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Minus One and original Gojira end with pretty Batman style stunts

  18. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Batman with prep time would dig a deep ass hole with a shovel and cover it with leaves and sticks. The lure Godzilla there. Simple.

  19. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Regular ass scientists beat Godzilla every time they come up with a plan.

  20. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Prep time
    Is Bruce Wayne engaging in risky homosexual sexual encounters?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      No, that's your homosexual plague rat fantasies you disgusting subhuman homosexual.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Relax Bruce

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Careful, or he'll inject the batcum again, as he's been known to do on occasion.

  21. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Wake me up when Batman can defeat an Angel.

  22. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I hate the Batman with prep time meme and how many people seem to think he's nearly unstoppable if he just has a few days. There are so many comic book villains that never use their powers in a way that is actually villainous and it's always used in a dumb way for the plot. In reality 99% of super heroes wouldn't be able to do anything against a villain like Zoom, including Batman.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      speedsters always have to be ridiculously nerfed, because obviously they'd beat pretty much anyone without their enemies even being aware they just got their hearts ripped out of the chest.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      99% of superheroes never use their powers in a way that make sense either, like Flash or Superman except they have an excuse to because they are too powerful and the collateral damage would be immense. Villains have no excuse about not going crazy with their powers.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      The only person who can defeat Zoom is a Batman with no prep time

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        this was moronic; the movie gave him a better death by shooting him in the head, but how could he not react to the sound

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          ninja skills

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          So silenced pistols and bow&arrows are secret tech against these guys.

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            if they're not looking you might be able to scratch one of them with a silenced pistol. I guess that's why captain boomerang uses boomerang, cause they don't make noise and strike from behind

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >but how could he not react to the sound
          Bullets travel faster than the speed of sound. The bullet reached him before the sound did.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Isn't literally the only thing stopping Zoom the fact that he has such a massive hate boner for Barry Allen that it's preventing blood from flowing to his brain?

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        He's unhinged and time travels but he's a genius who understands it all
        Probably his biggest weakness is that he has a crazy vision for the... Universe so he chooses to not do a bunch of evil things he could do because it's off-vision

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >so fast he survives a direct shot to the brain using some sort of displacement theory
      Um based?

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >manages to drag an entire story out of the span it takes a bullet to finish traveling through his skull
        I'm thinking super based

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Zoom ran into the Batcave and beat the shit out of Batman once. The rest of the story is awful but I enjoyed that very much

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >reading up on this Zoom character
      >he was an FBI agent who got his wife's father killed when he mistakenly thought he understoof the criminal mind well enough to know that a killer known as The Clown couldn't possibly use a gun (he was wrong)
      is this a Batman joke?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      the best way Professor Zoom ever used his power was to go back and frick with Barry as a kid

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >can't defeat your enemy
        >go back in time and bully him as a kid
        >back in present day he has no confidence and you defeat him
        GIGA BASED

  23. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Didn’t Batman create mini-red suns to attach to boxing gloves so he can beat the shit out of Superman?

    Yeah I think he can defeat a big lizard.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      And kryptonite knuckle dusters. And he always keeps a kryptonite ring in his utility belt.

  24. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Alfred, invent an oxygen destroyer
    It's that easy

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Why does Batman have a giant dinosaur? Is he just a huge fan of gas station Americana?

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        He won it at an amusement park

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        it's part of the soul of the batcave, which is what many movie adaptations miss when designing the place

  25. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    why does batman always get prep time?
    if superman got the same time he would win 100% of the time

  26. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >i have a plan for this
    >hey clark can you come over here and beat the shit out of this big lizard Ill buy you sushi
    There you go.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >Batman would stand a chance against Godzilla with prep t—

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        it's over

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        the first time around he won

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          That dinosaur looks like shit but other than that the animation for this show is so fricking good, wtf? It looks great.

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            computers made people lazy

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              why spinach out of all types of food?

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                There was a myth around this time that spinach is loaded with more nutrients than it actually is due to a miscalculation. It's still good for you, just not to the extent that people thought.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                c**to

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                To make kids eat healthy things. Pre juden media was filled with positive and beneficial ideas.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Actually spinach is a deadly poison and the israelites were trying to genocide white children with spinach propaganda.
                You'll see, in 2 weeks the spinach will finally kick in and everyone from the Popeye generation will drop dead.

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              Why were cartoons so ugly

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                eye of the beholder, I don't like modern cal arts artistic sensibilities

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous
            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              Literally Dragonball before it was a thing

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            The dinosaur looks like a feral version of Denver

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >WB to Fleischer, "Wanna make some Superman cartoons?"
            >Fleischer to WB, "lmao, for half a million bucks sure"
            >WB, the absolute madlads, actually does it
            >Fleischer makes 17 Superman shorts for WB with a total budget of $530k

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          how did we go from this to flash animation? dear god

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            society backslid into the fricking Stone Age except we have video games and government has nuclear bombs

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Obvious answer, but: this shit was really fricking hard. Every cell was unironically handmade by experienced people who cared about their craft. And since there weren't any alternative methods they just sucked it up and put in the work and it took as long as it took. Nobody now has the patience or devotion to do it right except for the japs

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Obvious answer, but: this shit was really fricking hard. Every cell was unironically handmade by experienced people who cared about their craft. And since there weren't any alternative methods they just sucked it up and put in the work and it took as long as it took. Nobody now has the patience or devotion to do it right except for the japs

            It's all about budget. When you can't afford good animation you cut corners. These days it means flash animation. In the old days it was lots of still shots and animation re-use. You saw it all the time in old cartoons like Scooby Doo and Wacky Racers.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Lois' mere presence always jeopardizes things

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            she has to get the inside scoop!!!

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Why doesn't fing fang foom have any pants on?

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >Batman calls Superman
        >Superman picks up Godzilla and chucks (formerly Sneeds) him into the sun

        He wouldn't even need to call supes since Batman has beaten supes multiple times himself

        This is a dumb thread and I'm gay (for men)

        Imagine an almost indestructible bullet zipping back and forth through someone like JFK times 100. That's what would realistically happen.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      He pulls that trick all the time.

  27. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    if a bunch of japs can handle it so can Batman

  28. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I believe that batman can do whatever the moron who sits down and makes a comic about him believes he can do. So if that moron thinks he can take on godzilla then batman can take on godzilla.

    It’s literally that simple.

  29. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Yes, Batman would have anti-godzilla spray in his utility belt.

  30. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Batman fans are insufferable. I hate the fricking character, he's been done to death.

  31. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Batman fans confirmed for the biggest morons among capeshit.But what does it matter when there a batman is some universe who is the creator of the universe and has an armada of mechas

  32. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Batman could win if he had the Oxygen Destroyer.

  33. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    2016 Ben Affleck BVS Muslim Nightmare Batman fighting Godzilla with a giant mech suit would've been kino

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Batman v Evangelion v Godzilla when

  34. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Could Batman with prep time beat Batman with prep time?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      If it's two good Batmans they will always just start working together to find whoever pitted them against each other. If it's a good Batman vs an evil Batman, the evil Batman will always lose because he's not Batman anymore. He's just another deranged murderer that needs to be put down.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >If it's two good Batmans they will always just start working together to find whoever pitted them against each other.
        What if this is back during the silver age and it's an event to raise money for charity?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      If it's two good Batmans they will always just start working together to find whoever pitted them against each other. If it's a good Batman vs an evil Batman, the evil Batman will always lose because he's not Batman anymore. He's just another deranged murderer that needs to be put down.

      based

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Oh shi-!

  35. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Man children.

  36. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Maybe I'm wrong, but haven't the Marvel characters fought Godzilla at one point, and even the powerhouses lost? IIRC, Godzilla's Atomic Breath is really strong in the Marvel universe.

  37. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Can Batman summon Mothra in this Prep-Time equation? Can Batman use Mechagodzilla or Mechagodzilla style machinery? Does Wayne Industries have access to Monster Island?
    Under the right conditions Batman could beat Godzilla, but if you're talking Batman with his belt, unaided, he'd be crushed. If we're talking a Batman with Jet Jaguar and Mothra on his side and control of Mechagodzilla it's obvious Batman would win.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Batman will pilot Mechabatman.

  38. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Batman would only need the help of one man to defeat Godzilla

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Right up until Zombie Lincoln would end them

  39. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Doesn't thos lizard get defeated by regular ass people in the movies? Of course Batman can take it.

  40. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Well he had enough time to rescue Rachel

  41. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    ez

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Fricking kek. You either had a jpeg of Batman necking a dinosaur saved for general purposes or remembered it existed and tracked it down just for this thread. Either way I salute you sir

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        tranysaurus rex

  42. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    The prep time meme is such a gay joke. It in the time it takes five issues for Batman to set up it takes one panel for everyone to stomp his brains out.

  43. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    The only think Batman would get prepped for is an ass fricking

  44. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Casually dires the Watchtower's binary fusion cannon at the lizard
    Batman: "what prep time?"

  45. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Realistically speaking the Justice League with a team effort could defeat Godzilla probably but definitely not kill him. Best case scenario is sending him back into the ocean which they could feasibly do. Batman alone would get fricking raped it would end with his plan to beat Godzilla failing and calling the JL.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >Realistically
      Idiot

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      They would have to frick up the entire planet to have a chance against zilla.

  46. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    If Batman has to fight a motherfricking kaiju, then I don't think he's above just calling Superman to take care of that shit.

  47. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Why does batman need prep ? Is he a gay ?

  48. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Could Godzilla with prep time defeat Batman?

  49. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    this really makes me think, has there ever been a show or movie about just a regular action guy besting villains but then he eventually has to take down a kaiju or mech?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      it has probably happened many times in comics but I can't think of one that revolves around this particular scenario as a general theme

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      …Cloverfield?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Pacific Rim kind of

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous
    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      One Punch Man, when Tatsumaki summons a meteor to kill a dinosaur.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Shaka, when the walls fell.

  50. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    what

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      https://i.imgur.com/K0VbgKQ.jpeg

      Well?

      pretty simple, with enough prep time he can prepare a missile from Bruce Wayne industries, easily defeating the monster

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        A missile isn't taking down Godzilla. Unless it's some kind of bullshit missile filled with anti-Godzilla tech.

  51. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    batman with prep time = can the writers come up with any way for batman to win
    its fiction bro!! of course the main character wins! why are comic book fans the only people who get mad at this!

  52. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    without prep he could give godzilla aids and still kinda win

  53. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    yes

  54. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    is his well laid plan to ask Belladonna on how to prep for Godzilla's dick up his well laid ass?

  55. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    how about he deals with the joker first, then we'll talk about godzilla
    it's been like 40 years now, how much prep time does he need

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Batman beats the Joker every time. It's really Arkham's fault that he keeps escaping.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        so the best he can do is put godzilla in jail ? lots of good that's gonna do

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Joker is too popular, he'll be breaking out of jail in 500 years too

  56. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Bats doesn´t need prep time. If they shared a universe that universe´s Batman would have a plan for taking down Godzilla two days after learning of it´s existence just like he has one to take down every single member of the justice league if necessary.

  57. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Batman is a fricking moron, does he even give any money to arkham asylum and the prisons that hold all the supervillains? Cause those guys just keep fricking breaking out constantly. Fricking Wayne got billions to spend on gear to capture em but wont put a penny down to make sure they stay imprisoned. What a fricking moron

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >does he even give any money to arkham asylum and the prisons that hold all the supervillains?
      He actually does. But you know how storytelling goes. If the villains didn't escape somehow then there wouldn't be anybody for Batman to fight.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I agree, Bruce Wayne should lobby the government for the re-institution of the death penalty. Technically, it would be government who would be killing them, not him

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        dc can't afford the rogues gallery being dead so it's not gonna happen
        dr manhattan will bring them to life somehow

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Considering Batman refuses to kill and can't even keep normal people from breaking out of a supermax prison, let alone a giant lightning-breathing dinosaur, I'm gonna have to go with godzilla on this one.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Realistic billionaire philanthropist behaviour tbqh.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Wow it's almost like Bruce way, a man wearing tank armor, an s and m suit and a cape who beats men wearing silly costumes at night for fun and keeps getting new children to help him beat up random people with him who lives a cave and named himself after a rodent

      Is clinically insane. That's the appeal of batman. He's insane.

  58. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    It's not "prep time", you fricking idiots.

    Batman is always prepared.

  59. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    hes just a big lizard. he loses every single movie hes in. batman wouldnt even be needed. usually some fat nobody beats godzilla or power of friendship with some diversity kid.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      That doesn't even qualify as a tourist opinion holy shit.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      besides 1998 Godzilla has only ever lost in Japanese movies. What are these diversity kids in the japanese movies. Considering regeneration/mutation Godzilla has only ever been killed by humans in a single movie.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >Godzilla has only ever been killed by humans in a single movie
        Three movies.
        GMK, the original, and Minus One.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Thats why I said considering regeneration, you see his heart at the end of both GMK and Minus One still beating. And I assume that the only he survived walking into a fricking volcano in Return of Godzilla

  60. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Batmans prep-time is just bullshit plot armor with extra steps. He will win ever fight because he is the protagonist and a fan favorite. The fact he go from to beating anyone and everyone to losing to some roided up luchador shows that he is a poorly thought out power fantasy/writer insert.

    Sure batman and his villains are fun but never take his power creep seriously.

  61. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    he'd just fire a satellite laser and call it a day

  62. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Batman Mecha
    Batman Mecha

  63. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Peak Godzilla is a literal Eldritch Horror on par with the most charitable estimations of Great Old Ones. Batman ain't doing shit to him. Hell, Superman would struggle to deal with some interpretations of Godzilla in his best showings.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      nah some versions of batman would. End over Godzilla and frick him like the little b***h he is

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        If we’re going by Godzilla in Hell, Godzilla solo’s the DC and Marvelverse at once.

  64. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Strongest fictional characters:
    >Godzilla
    >Yujiro Hanma
    >Goku (Super Saiyan 3)
    >One-Punch Man

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      not even in the top 10

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Actual strongest
      >Bugs Bunny
      >Silver Age Superman
      >Popeye with Spinach
      >Super Saiyan 4 Gogeta

  65. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Reminder: this is canon.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Yeah but who hasn't killed superman at this point

      he's just the comic version of Worfing

  66. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    He'd do the same thing as the nips in Shin.

  67. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >movies version
    Godzilla easy
    >comic version
    Godzilla easy

  68. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    With prep time, Batman can be real

  69. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    batgays are obnoxious and stupid
    that said batman 89 is the best one

  70. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    No because Toho is super autistic and they don't allow Godzilla to totally lose a fight in a shared production

  71. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Batman calls Superman
    >Superman picks up Godzilla and chucks (formerly Sneeds) him into the sun

    He wouldn't even need to call supes since Batman has beaten supes multiple times himself

    This is a dumb thread and I'm gay (for men)

  72. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Yeah with "prep time" Batman can destroy multiverses because comics are fricking stupid.
    It's literally not worth discussing

  73. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    who could beat King Godzilla?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      He-Man

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >THE ONE
      > THE ONLY

  74. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Gets flattened like a pancake.
    Batwank makes no sense to me, why do people like this boring character so much. Hes the worst punisher

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Batman works for me because my suspension of disbelief stays intact when it's a silly, unrealistic premise in the first place. I just find Punisher pathetic because the only people he "kills" are nameless mooks that don't appear anywhere else anyway, and he's just as ineffectual as the villains that don't kill because Kingpin keeps getting away or coming back to life anyway.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        realistically there should be no street crime in marvel or DC they're just too many heroes who kill or put them in comas. How does the bat family not control gotham at this point, they have all the resources.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          because the batfamily is human, and every rogue is some supernatural vile c**t so passionate about their cause they usually create enough chaos to bump heads with each other, and whatever corrupt faction of the government they control, leaving gotham in total ruins every time. also their morality (batfam) leads to a rinse and repeat of capturing villains just for them to free themselves or get broken out. if batman dropped the moniker and made moves as bruce wayne he would definitely be kidnapped instantly

  75. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    MOAB suppository

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >MOAB

  76. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Well?

    Yeah, he's a billionaire and a genius scientist. Dude could build Mech Godzilla.

  77. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Mr Rogers wins

  78. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Which Godzilla? Godzilla has some high-universal iterations, Batman with his standard batcave arsenal couldn't do shit to them.
    Monsterverse 'Zilla? Easy

  79. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    depends. Is it a Batman movie or a Godzilla movie, cause that determines the outcome

  80. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    prep time to get one of these fat ass soviet nukes

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