Batman x Diana works because it's like something out of the ancient myths. Batman is like Odysseus and Diana is a goddess. It just works.
>inb4 Supergay
Supergay's some overpowered xeno scum, he doesn't deserve Greek Goddess Pussy.
Batman x Diana works because it's like something out of the ancient myths.
SuperBat is the superior shit. Most just don't see the vision for it because it's gay.
Batman is just the uke twink for you fujos
No he’s not. He’s brooding and bitter and kicks Superman’s ass regularly.
That doesn’t change the fact he’s emotionally dependent on Clark and needs to submit to him sexually
>kicks Superman’s ass regularly.
No. He might be able to do this regularly were he not such an Uke
>more bruce timm batwank self-insert shit
fundamentally she fixes too many of his problems which is bad for capeshit. Hell any of the nurturing strong women in the setting are pretty much perfect complements to him which is why they'll never do it. He's stuck with catwoman because it's easy drama
>Batman x Diana works
nope
Dumb toongay. Bruce is for Selina, Clark is for Lois, Diana is for Steve.
For me, it's Diana x Steve
>Batman x Diana works
It literally does not work. One of the shittiest ships ever. The two have absolutely no chemistry whatsoever.
Diana is a psychopath that kills people and snaps necks.
Batman should be with someone less murderous and more virtuous.
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Batman is a hypocrite who lets Talia Al Ghul get away with genocide and imprisons those who want to hold her accountable. He's not a paragon of virtue.
>Batman is like Odysseus and Diana is a goddess. It just works.
Odysseus wasn't married nor did he return to a goddess.
>Odysseus wasn't married
Yes he was. To Penelope. They even had a son named Telemachus. There was a whole chunk of the story about her trying to fend off suitors who insisted her husband was dead so she came up with a phony test that only Odysseus could pass and then he and his son murdered the shit out of them. And then they all lived happily ever after.
Superman fans don't want him with Wonder Woman. Wonder Woman gets shipped with other heroes because of self-inserting gays
Diana x Bruce is lame but its less lame than diana x clark
Yeah, Batman x Diana works. Justice Lord Batman x Diana, that is.
The DCAU was one of the worst things to happen to DC.
Batman x justice is the only one that works.
You sound Jealous as hell. Very insecure post. Wonder Woman doesn't really give a frick about Bruce in most stories.
Odysseus ignore the goddesses and ran back to his wife back home.
Batman x Diana works because they were cute in the JL cartoon. That's it. There's nothing about the characters that inherently makes the gravitate toward one another. Just one particular instance randomly ended up clicking.
Capeshit gays are so fricking stupid. It's either bait threads or useless complaining. I guess this is what happens when your "hero" is allowed to get shot in the head by some lown dyike, all you can do is mope about WB going bankrupt.