How can Batman be a paragon of virtue yet at the same time be so easily tempted by evil hoes? You don't see other heroes fricking their villains so often.
Batman's Love Life
How can Batman be a paragon of virtue yet at the same time be so easily tempted by evil hoes? You don't see other heroes fricking their villains so often.
>Talia a prostitute
>Selina a cheater
>Bruce always come back to them
Does she need to set his son straight?
>cheater
moron
cope
>not going for Zatana
>ever
Why is Bruce such a c**t?
>Paragon of virtue
I don't know if Batman is necessarily that, at least not to the same level as other heroes.
>you don't see other heroes fricking their villains so often
Yeah Batman's got massive abandonment and mommy issues which leads him to have unhealthy relationships with aggressive and domineering women. The only heroine who came close to making him happy was Wonder Woman for that reason.
This is also why he'll never rape the joker, both he and joker are subs and they're both waiting for the other to make the first move
Everytime i post this the top response is “zatana is underrated”
>top response
go back
I mean when i ask people in real life you sperg
Go back to IRL Reddit
Damian looks like TTG Robin
Zatanna is hot, but she isn't Batman's love interest and will never be because of her magic gimmick. Same reason Batwriters want Dick away from Starfire. Can't have fantastical GF that are more powerful than the batgays.
Just make her lean more into the supernatural shit. Black magic shit. That’ll fit the gothic vibe like a glove.
in some way most authors always wants batman to suffer, so he can be all sad and angry and broody
because that shit is cool
now imagine if everytime he got back to the cave he was met by his childhood friend turned loving wife with the fat thighs who's also such a powerful superheroine the writers would always have to come up with contrived excuses as to why she can't just say “tropelet rekoJ kcab ot sih llec ni mahkrA mulysA” and ruin the current adventure's plot
The good ending
tfw even bruce timm didnt back this ship, and he is married to zatana irl
>married to zatana irl
That's Dini and he would 100% hook up Bruce with Zatanna if he could.
What kind of insufferable hipster moron ships Batman and Zatanna?
these two have zero chemistry but batgays like to ship him with every single female character he's interacted with.
>writers refuse to give these people any chemistry that they would easily display in order to shut down the ship because of their own shit taste
Fixed that for you
>writers refuse to give these people any chemistry
you could say that about literally any potential character relationship lmao
What are you talking about, their interactions as kids are great
If you wanna talk zero chemistry, talia is there for you
So, these are the kinds of insufferable hipster morons who ship Batman and Zatanna.
He's never shipped with Harley, or any other leaguer other than WW.
>He's never shipped with Harley
yes he is lol
>still seething
Look on the bright side, Zatanna never lost because she was never in the running.
>How can Batman be a paragon of virtue yet at the same time be so easily tempted by evil hoes?
Yeah, I too am getting pretty sick of Batman's relationship with the Joker.
lol, I'm glad I stopped reading batman decades ago
Is he dead?
Why do you guys hate Zatanna so much as to ship her with a shithead like Batman?
He’s a shithead because he keeps getting paired up with terrible women!
I like it best when Batman just doesn't screw, for a couple reasons... He's a kid in a man's body. That's why he only hangs out with teenagers, that's why he wears a funny costume, that's why he used to sleep in the same bed as Dick back in the 40s. Catwoman herself, she was created to threaten Batman, because girls are icky!
Batman is interesting because he's closed-off to everyone, a socially inept weirdo. The best parts of Batman is seeing him treat Batgirl the same way he treats Killer Moth. Seeing him get pussy is laaaame.
Besides, Bruce only ever loved one girl, and she made him tearless and fearless.
>He's a kid in a man's body
stopped reading there
It's not a bad thing!
Childhood revenge fantasies are kino
Batman being an autistic creep is what’s lame. People don’t want to see that shit. They want to see him do the cool things and beat the shit out of bad guys. Guy can go from fighting your average gangbanger to fighting actual vampires. Shit’s awesome.
Why do people forget about Sasha as batlove interests
I really like her
Who?
I remember Silver. But I don't think any of Bruce's civilian love interests ever got popular.
Sasha Bordeaux? He treated her like shit. She was better off in Checkmate shacking up with Mister Terrific.
consider: Batman x Power Girl
r8 my ship
yes I know pic is Dick Grayson, I just think Bruce should get his hips crushed during Kryptonian sex is all
What does Batman need a love interest for anyway?
why does anyone?
To be fair, Talia's case used to be more like "dating my villain's hot daughter". It took a while for writers to make her evil.
How would the Batfamily react to Zatanna as their mom?
I don't think Damian would take that very well
the others would probably like her unless this takes place in a universe where she mindraped Dr. Light in which case the batfamily might be suspicious of her
At least Z is safe from having to deal with Batman being canonically bad in bed.