BCB Bittersweet Candy Bowl

Everything missing from Paulo's life is Mike's fault somehow edition

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  1. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    Commentary and preview.
    They're going to make out at the end of this, aren't they?

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      No, I am pretty sure we're firmly stuck dealing with the comic's worst ship now.

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        Kisses are Taeshi's primary method to permanently sink ships these days though

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        Next page:
        >Mike: Hey, maybe I should date Daisy then
        >Paulo: REEEEEE NOBODY GETS TO DATE DAISY SHE'S MY PURE VIRGINAL WAIFU NOBODY IS WORTHY OF HER [tsundere denials intensify]
        Yeah, this is a Paisy chapter now. Horrible, I bet Jasmine's going to give Paulo her blessing to frick the slampig.

        • 4 months ago
          Anonymous

          If Mike suggests that Paulo just go for it already so the stupid dead fish will-they-won't-they plot actually moves forward an inch, then maybe all this dumb shit will have been worth it.

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Smug smartass Mike
      Finally nature is healing

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Mike being sass
      Is he gonna spill the beans about Daisy kiss or be a good matchmaker to his two extra fluffy, a bit fruity and too oblivious idiots? Also
      >He wants his mom, he wants his sister
      No, bad Paulo, no. Molly is not enough?

      Gonna be honest, I can't remember anything that's happened this chapter since Molly ran off embarrassed. Any drawgays got anything cooked up?

      My cooking is taking longer than I hoped so I wanted to ask for any Amaya or Haley small pic ideas, given some anons said last time that they want to see more new pics with them gals. Safe and not safe is fine, I'll just yeet later to booru instead of thread like Rachel's latest conquest

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        >Is he gonna spill the beans about Daisy kiss or be a good matchmaker to his two extra fluffy, a bit fruity and too oblivious idiots?
        Mike's just going to press Paulo on the Daisy issue without bringing up the kiss unless he absolutely needs to. Anything more risks something happening.

        • 4 months ago
          Anonymous

          I still find it ironic that currently the only lasting thing is Sue breaking leg, as a punishment for daring to make something happen

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      > A true millennial
      kek.
      Also I'm still working on the MikexAmaya thing as payback for the behind the scenes stuff, I got distracted cause it's snowing and there are Grackles at my house.

      • 4 months ago
        Hamlet of Troy

        picrel is the WIP of it.

        oh my god nothing ever happens in this comic

        Also wow you got the text font down.

        >Mike being sass
        Is he gonna spill the beans about Daisy kiss or be a good matchmaker to his two extra fluffy, a bit fruity and too oblivious idiots? Also
        >He wants his mom, he wants his sister
        No, bad Paulo, no. Molly is not enough?

        [...]
        My cooking is taking longer than I hoped so I wanted to ask for any Amaya or Haley small pic ideas, given some anons said last time that they want to see more new pics with them gals. Safe and not safe is fine, I'll just yeet later to booru instead of thread like Rachel's latest conquest

        Also Also, I would ask feeding birds gone wrong, whichever one you think would get covered in pigeons or attacked by a hawk

        • 4 months ago
          Anonymous

          Don't worry, she just went on a fun adventure... in direction of /trash/ thread

          • 4 months ago
            Anonymous

            Lmao what the frick

          • 4 months ago
            Hamlet of Troy

            lol thanks Anon.

            Then in true paulo fashion he said it horribly. I do think Mike and Daisy should have at least tried because it feels more natural than the other pairings for them.

            Plus at minimum Lucy's reaction to Mike leaving sandy for Daisy, of all people, would be potential gold

            I don't know if he is saying for them to go at it, but saying he (Mike) and himself has missed the shot of Daisy's affection. Because Paulo still believes that Mike is dating a cheater over literally every girl in the school that A) has not cheated on him and B) is actually there.
            Also probably being mad at himself for not going after Daisy and also projecting while being mad at Mike.

          • 4 months ago
            Anonymous

            Lmao what the frick

            I really hope that Amaya isn't going to get sodomized by birds here.

            • 4 months ago
              Anonymous

              She simply unlocked her well deserved disney princess powers. Maybe

          • 4 months ago
            Anonymous

            Reminds me of pic related. Must be an ongoing issue in roseville.

            [...]
            I really hope that Amaya isn't going to get sodomized by birds here.

            Birds don't even have dicks, just cloaca.

            • 4 months ago
              Anonymous

              I wonder what Eternal Flame would have been like if Lucy wasn't a crazy person who goes out in the middle of the night to kick trees.

              • 4 months ago
                Anonymous

                Eternal Flame would have been so much better if neither cat fed each other a stream of bullshit.

              • 4 months ago
                Anonymous

                If Lucy didn't have weird timespace bending psipowers, it'd be a very different comic. But speculating about EF alternate routes is difficult, since both paths portrayed by Taeshi are bizarre gordian knots that defy logic and sense.

                I don't get it. Taeshi knows she's writing every character as an unlikable butthole, she constantly says as much in the commentary, but she still keeps doing it.

                I know "butthole characters" are often popular break-outs, but you can't have an entire cast of buttholes.

                Most "butthole characters" have major redeeming traits. They're buttholes, but they're smart/capable/loyal/determined or whatever.
                The BCB main characters have had all their likable traits sanded off.
                Paulo is no longer charming, confident, or interested in self-improvement. Mike is no longer kind, determined, or smart. Daisy is no longer shy or empathetic. Lucy is no longer sweet and caring underneath, nor a secret romantic.

                Meanwhile all their bad traits have been magnified. Mike is a turbo-pushover, Paulo is a manwhoring jackass, Daisy is a vortex of envy and desperation, and Lucy is psychotic and delusional.
                Everything said about them out of hate, has become retroactively true. The December rant is true, Abbey was right, Tess was right, etc.

              • 4 months ago
                Anonymous

                would it be based or a cop-out if they wrote an ending where the main cast all just stopped talking to each other? I mean it already happened with Lucy and now she's not interesting anymore but maybe they would suck less if they weren't constantly dragging each other down?
                My memory is fuzzy but most high schoolers aren't this bad, right? Why is this comic so melodramatic and misanthropic?

              • 4 months ago
                Anonymous

                Nah, the lunch table should have fallen apart a long time ago. We had a chapter entirely about how Paulo is a moron, everyone talks shit about him behind his back and even David is outgrowing him but then they hit the reset button again.

              • 4 months ago
                Anonymous

                It would be based, but I don't think it's a viable option anymore.
                IMO, the comic should have had "the table" splinter apart after they got drunk and talked about Lucy's suicide attempt.
                If it was to continue after that, then "the Paulo show" should have ended once he realized Abbey had a point and decided to stop rushing into relationships, then the comic should have have moved on to some other character's post-table arc.

                But after IRL years of the same drama between these characters without them changing, why would they ever?

            • 4 months ago
              Anonymous

              Ducks and ostriches have dicks...

              • 4 months ago
                Anonymous

                If I'm not wrong ducks, specifically the Mallard variety, are all rapists too.

        • 4 months ago
          Hamlet of Troy

          picture is WIP, my tablet died and I have to (or at least should) go to sleep. "Funny" dialog will be added tomorrow. Thanks again to the anon who gave the behind the scenes stuff, hopefully when it is done it will be worth the wait.

          • 4 months ago
            Anonymous

            Hey thanks the pic anon, can't wait to see it finished

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      >he wants his sister

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Paulo x Rose is canon

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      >You think you're a real man
      >Prove it Paulo
      >Right here right now
      >*touches buldge*

      JUST FRICK ALREADY god damn it Tae stop being such a wienertease jfc its been how many weeks now. For once for the love of god can we have some good writing&plot for once. IS that too much to ask for, is it really? They're made for each other Mike is begging to be turned into Paulos boytoy b***h fleshlight. Paulo will take a bunch of photos of the act and get Mike to grow a spine an send the photos&video telling her its over I'm with someone who loves and cares about me filthy harpy b***h. Go frick your 57 year old fat manager to move up in the model world you filthy prostitute.

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      https://i.imgur.com/ubg3ZKU.jpg

      Everything missing from Paulo's life is Mike's fault somehow edition

      Can this comic end already

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        i wish the creators would just unalive themselves and end this horrible fricking nightmare of their existence.
        We can only dream~

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      I know I should think Mike is mature for not getting mad, but all I can see is Paulo getting away with being the worst friend of all time. This whole rant started because Mike didn't want to suck his dick. Somebody needs to cave orange cat's head in with a wrench.

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        5 out of the last 6 chapters have been Paulo seething because he isn't getting his dick wet and blaming Mike for it. And this is Mike's best friend apparently.

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      I don't get it. Taeshi knows she's writing every character as an unlikable butthole, she constantly says as much in the commentary, but she still keeps doing it.

      I know "butthole characters" are often popular break-outs, but you can't have an entire cast of buttholes.

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        She herself has admitted multiple times that she loves butthole characters. The woman does not control herself.

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        She knows they're buttholes, Taeshi thinks its funny when characters are hurtful to each other for no reason, but she thinks she wrote them as flawed but sympathetic characters. When she's confronted with the fact that the audience doesn't see them the same way she gets very angry.

        • 4 months ago
          Anonymous

          >haha buttholes are funny right?
          >courts the tumblr/twitter woke crowd
          >act surprised at the mismatch

          • 4 months ago
            Anonymous

            It worked for a while for her, but she didn't realize it was because she picked up weirdos who self-insert as Paulo and Lucy and they'd never sympathize with Mike. When it finally came out in the open she had a meltdown and quit the discord.

    • 4 months ago
      PoliticalBCB

      Holy shit Taeshi is finally ending sadboi Mike?

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        Bro, it's been over for almost a year.

        • 4 months ago
          PoliticalBCB

          According to Taeshi no

          >ending sadboi Mike
          God no, he'll go back to being a depressed loser next chapter. Just like this one, just like the ones before that.

          Unfortunately

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        >ending sadboi Mike
        God no, he'll go back to being a depressed loser next chapter. Just like this one, just like the ones before that.

        • 4 months ago
          Hamlet of Troy

          Bro, it's been over for almost a year.

          Speaking of Depressed Mike and always regressing, on the WIP I'm doing (

          picture is WIP, my tablet died and I have to (or at least should) go to sleep. "Funny" dialog will be added tomorrow. Thanks again to the anon who gave the behind the scenes stuff, hopefully when it is done it will be worth the wait.

          ), thought this was fit for the sulking.

          • 4 months ago
            Anonymous

            Is Mike okay?

            • 4 months ago
              Hamlet of Troy

              No. (I haven't done the pupils or text yet.)

          • 4 months ago
            Anonymous

            >We have such sights to show you, Michael.

          • 4 months ago
            Anonymous

            Huh, grey fella switched to green scarf this time? Is this tied to Amaya?

            • 4 months ago
              Hamlet of Troy

              Yep, here is the finished product!

              • 4 months ago
                Hamlet of Troy

                And here it is without the dialog, I know I didn't take Anon's advice/help with the text font (

                Thanks anon

                [...]
                >Also wow you got the text font down.
                Gimp settings: Cats and Drama font, size 43-48, with negative vertical spacing of about -16 and negative horizontal spacing if about -0.75 to -1.5. I put a layer of semitransparent wide over the page, then re-do the dialogue, tweak the settings to march the original text as well as I can, set the white overlay to entirely opaque and then edit the text.
                The font has a whole bunch of issues that I'm too lazy to deal with (the period and exclamation mark are spaced wrong and too small)

                ) But it's midnight and I don't want to dive into the font settings of GIMP right now lol

                Hey thanks the pic anon, can't wait to see it finished

                And I forgot to actually link to the anon that was wanting it!

              • 4 months ago
                Anonymous

                Is there a reason why you use gimp in particular?

              • 4 months ago
                Hamlet of Troy

                Well I mainly use GIMP cause it is free, and when I was 12 or 13 I burnt my bridges with all adobe products cause I was a stupid kid that got the year long license for flash but then somehow that was the time I saw all the youtubers complaining about it and how you also needed at least 3 other adobe programs for it to actually have a "smooth work flow". And a grudge with a product/company never hurt anybody so might as well find a suitable alternative in GIMP.

                Fricked up the colors, attempt #2

                Eh who cares about the font anyway

                [...]
                Probably because I gave him details on how I use the BCB font

                Wow that's wonderful anon!

                According to Taeshi no

                [...]
                Unfortunately

                >Unfortunately
                I want to say that you may hopefully be wrong, but with how Mike was at the start of the chapter (and how Paulo is acting now at the end) if there isn't any person to help him distract himself we are probably gonna get some weeping and whining pages and/or chapters from Mike.

              • 4 months ago
                Anonymous

                >Wow that's wonderful anon!
                No problem

                You should consider trying out Krita for drawing. It's also free and open source, but generally more aimed at art rather than photo editing

              • 4 months ago
                Anonymous

                I agree with

                >Wow that's wonderful anon!
                No problem

                You should consider trying out Krita for drawing. It's also free and open source, but generally more aimed at art rather than photo editing

                anon. Gimp is more like lightweight photoshop, while Krita is made for digital art, perhaps you should give try, might be worthwhile for you. Also, keep in mind that Gimp is barely maintained and will not be getting fratures anytime sson while Krita is under active development.

              • 4 months ago
                Anonymous

                Fricked up the colors, attempt #2

                Eh who cares about the font anyway

                Is there a reason why you use gimp in particular?

                Probably because I gave him details on how I use the BCB font

              • 4 months ago
                Anonymous

                Ah, I thought he drew the page in gimp, that's why I was asking

              • 4 months ago
                Anonymous

                Fricked up the colors, attempt #2

                Eh who cares about the font anyway

                [...]
                Probably because I gave him details on how I use the BCB font

                Thanks for the comic drawanon this is great

              • 4 months ago
                Anonymous

                Sue is such a salty b***h, fricking hell.

              • 4 months ago
                Anonymous

                2nd most unlikable character after jessica (who is a rapist) she's arrogant and condescending as frick despite the fact she isn't even smart (was btfo by daisy in the student pres debate) so she has no justification for her attitude

              • 4 months ago
                Anonymous

                Desperate for a dicking. No wonder she tried to join the cool girls club.

                >smart, caring, cute, and not a dick
                me too daisybro, criminally underrated character

                Her as well.

              • 4 months ago
                Anonymous

                They're going to haze Lucy afterwards aren't they.

              • 4 months ago
                Anonymous

                No wonder Mike's depressed when he's dealing with these toxic friends though. You never know if you're on the outs with them since they furiously talk shit about you behind your back and pretend everything's fine to your face.

              • 4 months ago
                Anonymous

                I do wonder if Sue still hates Mike or already forgave him offscreen due to Taeshi not being interested in showing that

              • 4 months ago
                Anonymous

                My impression is that Sue never hated Mike, she just felt bad for Lucy.
                But Sue doesn't have the context of how awful Lucy had gotten, nor did she see the post-play apology Mike made, nor is she entirely aware of how awful and vindictive Lucy's been since she got back.

                Presumably it'd be a real blow for Sue if she realized how little Lucy actually thinks of her, but I kind of doubt that's going to be relevant. Lucy being a judgemental butthole is constant and everyone forgives her for it, for some reason.

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                Sue was
                >feeling guilty about her role in making things worse by forcing the play down Lucy's throat
                >upset that Mike had called her out for never caring before and screaming at her
                >found an easy scapegoat in pathetic cringing Mike

                Then nature took its course.

              • 4 months ago
                Hamlet of Troy

                was that the slang back in 2008 or is it how people talk right now?

                That’s the point I’m trying to make
                This chapter is not only bad but it’s so boring and drawn out with the usual shit that always happens you can’t even have fun discussions

                Only way to save it right now is McCain coming in next page, seeing Mike and Paulo blushing all over each other, and calling everyone gay.

                I do wonder if Sue still hates Mike or already forgave him offscreen due to Taeshi not being interested in showing that

                eh she probably done it offscreen

              • 4 months ago
                Anonymous

                It's Taeshi trying to use zoomer slang. Millenials were still in their chuuni stage in 2008 and wouldn't call anything cringe.

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      Oh my god, stop whining about these prostitutes frick already.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      >He wants his sister
      Suitcasebros...we FRICKING won.

  2. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    another exciting episode of the paulo show
    can't believe this chapter is going since october

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      >October
      July, and if they stick to one page a week then this is going to stretch on till April. Taeshi sure made this thread pay for getting hyped that something would happen didn't she? Jamesgays got their ship sunk and everyone else got a nothing chapter on dripffed.

  3. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Boo hoo frick you Mike you should have a nice day
    >No don't leave I'm so lonely abloo bloo bloo
    >Me being a fricking sperg that can't take a risk or show kindness without ulterior motives doesn't mean you should be loved!

  4. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    Mike is Paulo's eternal stress ball and the moronic orange cat has only ever taken back his words after gray cat got the balls to fight back.

  5. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    Gonna be honest, I can't remember anything that's happened this chapter since Molly ran off embarrassed. Any drawgays got anything cooked up?

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      >I can't remember anything that's happened this chapter since Molly ran off embarrassed.
      It's pretty much just been Paulo feeling sorry for himself, which happens so often with each of the characters that it might as well be white noise.

      "Oh boo hoo my life sucks. Heaven forbid I get off my ass and try to do something about that. No, better to sit here and whine to whoever is dumb enough to enable me."

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      I'm finishing a Sue x Amaya beach pic atm

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        We talking /trash/ tier SuexAmaya art?

        • 4 months ago
          Anonymous

          Frick it, probably borderline for co

          [...]

          • 4 months ago
            Anonymous

            Let's try that again

            [...]

  6. 4 months ago
    Librarian

    https://gofile.io/d/M6FHcn
    Reupped for the thread. Added a transcript for Minicomic 25 to make Lucy's rant more readable.
    >Oh, don't get me started on Mike. He is such a selfish shitty bad friend. Whenever I see him and his shameful little frown I just want to rip his face apart. You can tell from his eyes he's actually judging you at every moment.
    >He thinks he's so perfect, but he's actually really boring, and whiny, and such a chore to have around. I'm glad I'm not his friend anymore. I'm glad that he thinks I'm a bad person when he's just projecting. No, Mike, you are the bad person. You are the shitty bad friend, and if you gave me more time I would have kicked you to the curb myself.
    I suppose this explains Lucy's weird declaration that Mike wasn't going to scare her away from the arcade. Made no sense, so I was wondering if she was talking to James, but I guess she's just crazy.

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      I stand by the theory that Lucy was prepared to square up against the same cold confident Mike who blew her the frick out during December. Instead she got spergbaby Mike who was so pathetic that she could automatically win every round. Then she fell for him anyway, got hurt, and has to frame him like this devious villain lest she accept her own fault.

  7. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    are they going to hate frick?

  8. 4 months ago
    ShittyHornyEditor

    oh my god nothing ever happens in this comic

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      Thanks. Edits are the only reason to visit these threads.

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        Thanks anon

        picrel is the WIP of it.
        [...]
        Also wow you got the text font down.
        [...]
        Also Also, I would ask feeding birds gone wrong, whichever one you think would get covered in pigeons or attacked by a hawk

        >Also wow you got the text font down.
        Gimp settings: Cats and Drama font, size 43-48, with negative vertical spacing of about -16 and negative horizontal spacing if about -0.75 to -1.5. I put a layer of semitransparent wide over the page, then re-do the dialogue, tweak the settings to march the original text as well as I can, set the white overlay to entirely opaque and then edit the text.
        The font has a whole bunch of issues that I'm too lazy to deal with (the period and exclamation mark are spaced wrong and too small)

  9. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    >housepetscomic
    >deleted immediately
    >BCB
    >reaches bump limit
    Why?

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      Furry content is no longer actually banned on Cinemaphile, technically. Or maybe that was a lift of the site-wide ban. Either way, BCB keeps insisting it's not furry and is much more infuriating than Housepets' consistent disappointment.

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        bcb is way more furry than housepets though

        • 4 months ago
          Anonymous

          Housepets is open fetish fuel at this point. BCB is just a bad cross between anime and telenovelas that remains in cat form because of posterity and furry money no matter how hard Taeshi and Suitcase want to deny it.

  10. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    how come housepets threads get deleted but bcb threads don't?

  11. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    so it's been a year in irl time and absolutely nothing has happened in this comic the characters maybe took like three steps west. how is anyone supposed to read this shit? this comic could have been over 300 years ago and have had 12 million times the story and character development but no we're stuck here with one page every other week where nobody does anything.

  12. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    Do it Mike, tell Paulo of the kiss! Tell him that fat pig Daisy grabbed your face and macked away at just a small sign of affection! Do it and watch that homosexual Somali's heart crumble to dust!

  13. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    it feels like paulo is trying to say "Why didnt you care about Daisy more than your own girlfriend?" which is, frankly, pretty stupid.

    I miss the times where we thought Mike and Daisy were gonna go in an interesting direction when she kissed him.

    Got our hopes up for nothing, but they were good times.

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      >obvious and narratively satisfying direction for the story to go
      >Taeshi burns rubber swerving back onto the looping track

      I think what Paulo means is that Daisy would have made a much better GF than Sandy but Mike was too boneheaded to go for it.

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        Then in true paulo fashion he said it horribly. I do think Mike and Daisy should have at least tried because it feels more natural than the other pairings for them.

        Plus at minimum Lucy's reaction to Mike leaving sandy for Daisy, of all people, would be potential gold

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      I think he’s just seething that Mike’s e-dating a 10/10 and stealing a march on all his crushes. Last time he did that he ended up fricking Jess in a club bathroom.

  14. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    There has to be at least two people creating these weekly threads. Because one puts "BCB - Bittersweet Candy Bowl" in the topic while the other puts "/bcb/ - Bittersweet Candy Bowl".

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      Or maybe that is just what they want you to think.

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      Da fuq? Why the hell did my post get deleted, holy shit Suit is such a fricking psycho b***h.

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        Suitcase confirmed as OP (therefore a gay)

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        daily reminder there are piss comics, old screenshots about suitcase being a e-girl enjoyer and other dodgy shit drawn by taeshi that are out there, and they get ride of them here because they don't want their core audience o tumblerite normies to know about this fact, and it would be a real shame i this info were to spread

        • 4 months ago
          Anonymous

          Oh yeah, trust me I know. Anytime anyone posts it they scrub the shit out of it. No other threads on Cinemaphile are so heavily monitored cuz you can shit-talk almost any other creator and comic easy.

          It's obvious they camp the threads and wield power.

          • 4 months ago
            Anonymous

            The only power Suitcase wields is the ability to spam DMCAs. He used to do that on other, more transparent image boards.

  15. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    wish taeshi wasnt such a shut-in so shed be able to write believable interactions between teenage boys

  16. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    Are we in the Paulo twinkification phase ?

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      We passed through that years ago, now we’re in the shotafication stage. Eventually Taeshi will go all the way and BCB will look like toddlercon.

  17. 4 months ago
    Anonymous
    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      This cat needs to get laid already. Will Daisy ever tell Paulo she wants to ride him like a stallion or will they be stuck with will they/won't they for all eternity?

      i wish the creators would just unalive themselves and end this horrible fricking nightmare of their existence.
      We can only dream~

      What the frick is wrong with you

  18. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    >INB4 Daisy goes right back to lusting after Mike and Molly starts liking Mike too

    What will Paulo have then?

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      He still got doggo that wants to become his gf instead of a frickbuddy and he somehow misses it even harder than all the Daisy's lusting after him

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        What happens if David moves on to Mike?

        • 4 months ago
          Anonymous

          David simultaneously has no feelings for anyone and is gay for everyone. Also he is more likely to make a move on Paulo

          • 4 months ago
            Anonymous

            All while he wants his mom and Paulo's dad to become a thing (and that may even happen, good, she's better than Rose for sure).This is gonna be weird if he starts making moves on Paulo after that happens

            • 4 months ago
              Anonymous

              I feel like he wouldn't mind

        • 4 months ago
          Anonymous

          I doubt he likes Mike very much.

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        Lucy used her psychic powers to wipe his awareness of Rachel’s feelings when she visited him in the hospital. He knew and sympathized with her before that, but he completely forgot afterwards.

  19. 4 months ago
    Anonymous
    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      ruined in a few pages. Taeshi did a speed run on James.

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        I wish Mike would do a speedrun on James.

        • 4 months ago
          Anonymous

          I wish the track team would do a speed run on Mike.

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        Even for Taeshi that was some fricking bullshit.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Can we just go back to James and the other guys this melodrama is so boring

      God, if only.

  20. 4 months ago
    Anonymous
  21. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    Imagine dating some dude people would easily mistake as your child or your little brother, does anyone reasonable actually hold it against Sandy that she eventually cheated with an actual man?

    • 4 months ago
      Librarian

      Why is she stringing along the little shrimp then? It's not like Mike can do anything for her. Just tell him she wants a boyfriend she could lean on, not use as a footstool.

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      Are you asking me to take Taeshi's artistic incompetence seriously?

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Does anyone reasonably actually hold it against Sandy that she eventually cheated
      Yes. Cut him loose if you don't want to be with him. Leading him on and cheating behind his back is just being an inexcusable c**t.

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      >cheated with an actual man
      The way taeshi described her idea of Francis on stream made him sound like a gay stereotype. Doesn't get manlier than that, I guess. I can't blame him for looking at Sandy's flat, tall body and thinking she was a man with long hair at first.

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        Show what she said?
        but to be honest being less of a man than a literal homosexual hairdresser is even worse, imagine dating a girl since 3rd grade and not only not having sex with her, you've never sexted or seen a nude from your "girlfriend" then some flaming homosexual swoops her up in a few months and pops her cherry

        • 4 months ago
          Anonymous

          This was what she drew when she talked about her original Francis design. I think it got repurposed as Finn down the line.

          • 4 months ago
            Anonymous

            >Sandy got literally BARKED
            >Mike got cucked by the BCB equivalent of a gay Black person

        • 4 months ago
          Anonymous

          Based Mike, avoiding sex with whoring white cats left and right.

  22. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    heres a quick comic https://gofile.io/d/G0qeag

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      What is this?

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        Taeshi attempt at ... wait wtf was she even attempting here ?

        • 4 months ago
          Anonymous

          Rich pervert commissioned her for a bunch of peeing porn. Probably made a good chunk of change, because she did multiple of them.

          Cinemaphile tards like to pretend she came up with them on her own

          • 4 months ago
            Anonymous

            >Cinemaphile tards like to pretend she came up with them on her own
            No, we just understand that she also likes it, the SPLAT comic wasn't commissioned after all
            Also, Carry Me which was just a giant shipping chapter for Taeshi to jack off to had that part where Lucy hamfistedly needs to piss really badly out of nowhere, but she can't walk (because she needs to pee so badly, sound familiar?) so Paulo carries her but then Lucy becomes incontinent and can't hold her bladder despite being a 15 year old girl so she pees on Paulo?
            >inb4 you pretend this was also commissioned despite being in the actual comic or you pretend this is a natural series of events and not hamfisted fetish fuel

            • 4 months ago
              Anonymous

              Needing to pee at the beach is a problem that solves itself.

              • 4 months ago
                Anonymous

                not if you're hydrophobic like Lucy

              • 4 months ago
                Anonymous

                Ah, forgot about that

              • 4 months ago
                Anonymous

                Will the comic ever see her get over that? She hates Mike now, so clearly she has no reason to feel bad about the idea of him drowning, right?

            • 4 months ago
              Anonymous

              >Also vomits on Paulo's chest before pissing on his back

              When will the vomit fetish comics come out I wonder?
              Or the ultimate gooner-fantasy of Taeshi, of lesbian rape piss and vomit comic?

          • 4 months ago
            Anonymous

            Should I take your word on that Suitcase?

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      >this is what's too good for Paulo, Mike, Abbey, Gussie and everyone else at school
      Paulo must like his lemonade from the tap.

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      Is this the piss comics?

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        One of them, ye

  23. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    ip harvester don't click

  24. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    Mike take the hint and abandon him like his mother did?

  25. 4 months ago
    Anonymous
  26. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    I don't understand, Paulo took that prostitute's virginity, who is he blaming Mike for everything? He got his childhood friend's virginity, Mike should be beating him.

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      It's true, Lucy is spoiled goods because of Paulo, how can Mike ever fulfill his destiny and marry Lucy now?

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        Reminder that Taeshi was spoiled goods when Suitcase got her. And people still claim that Lucy isn't a blatant self-insert.

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      Why exactly should Mike give a shit about the turboc**t's hymen?

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        Cuz they were lovers so he got cucked, twice also by that other prostitute.

        • 4 months ago
          Anonymous

          Lucy never reciprocated when she had the chance, so they were never lovers. She was just a walking mistake.

  27. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    reminder that like 3 or 4 years ago when all of this was obviously being set up with the abbey jealousy stuff, you mongoloids argued with me that no, of course paulo didn't have any feelings for daisy, that's crazy
    DESPITE paulo being consistently characterized as a horny attention prostitute that will frick any girl that gives him the time of day with no filter and no limits shown
    you motherfrickers deserve every strip of this shit and then some
    abbey was right

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      Sounds more like you're just a schizophrenic idiot.

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      Paulo doesn't have feelings for Daisy, she's his last resort. Both times the topics come up is when everyone else on his bucket list were eliminated.

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        Paulo does like Daisy and we've known that since the tail end of the vacation arc when David briefly convinced Paulo to try courting her. But because Paulo considers himself unworthy of her, she is never on his radar as a serious love interest.

        That is how it's supposed to go, anyway. Taeshi obviously wants this to be one of those situations where the character realizes his soulmate was right there in front of him the whole time. Her narrative incompetence, however, has turned Daisy into Paulo's de-facto last resort. It's even worse from Daisy's end since it's so easy to read her sudden infatuation with Paulo as last-guy-available syndrome.

        • 4 months ago
          Anonymous

          Both Daisy and Paulo come across as sad, desperate, and clingy. They both have jealousy issues, which is hypocritical of them, since they both have wandering eyes.
          Put all that together with the fact they have no chemistry whatsoever, and it's just a sad, flaccid ship.

          • 4 months ago
            Anonymous

            >since they both have wandering eyes
            I assume that Taeshi intends for that trait to evaporate once they settle on each other, a sign of true love or whatever. Not that she'd have laid the best case for it, based on that patreon comic where Daisy gushes over the library kiss.

            • 4 months ago
              Anonymous

              >If James had hooked up with Paulo then Paulo's crush on Daisy would go to the back of the drawer and Daisy would have come crawling back to Mikie
              10/10 pairing, I give it three months until the wheels fall off if they ever hook up.

              • 4 months ago
                Anonymous

                The only thing that interests me about Daisy at the moment is how hard the park shit hurt her. That presents an opportunity to shake up her relationships, one which I am 99% sure Taeshi will waste and Daisy will be right back to her Paulo simping when we see her again.

              • 4 months ago
                Anonymous

                I hope that we will get another POV swap, to the last of four main characters spending her new year even more miserably compared to those three. Especially since Mike and Paulo started to talk about her

              • 4 months ago
                Anonymous

                Best we can hope for is a quick cutaway to Amaya and Sue happily celebrating new year's drama free, but then back to drama (Daisy's turn)

              • 4 months ago
                Anonymous

                We even know how those two will spend their new year

              • 4 months ago
                Anonymous

                >miserable Daisy shows up on Abbey's doorstep desperate for someone to hang out with for New Year's
                >the dumbfrick rabbit cat lets her join in with the family
                >Jasmine is there and Daisy assumes the two are dating now
                >even more miserable than before

        • 4 months ago
          Anonymous

          Both Daisy and Paulo come across as sad, desperate, and clingy. They both have jealousy issues, which is hypocritical of them, since they both have wandering eyes.
          Put all that together with the fact they have no chemistry whatsoever, and it's just a sad, flaccid ship.

          Daisy x Paulo is the designated Omega ship. They're both literally the last person either of them would consider to date given their actions and preferences. Despite what Taeshi says.

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      Imagine being butthurt for over 4 fricking years because you got shit on once in /bcb/. Frick these threads are full of fricking morons. I know it's a teen furry drama webcomic but holy shit.

  28. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    >138 posts
    >In just over a day
    Lol
    Lmao even
    DEAD
    WEBCOMIC
    IS
    DEAD

    YOU KILLED IT TAE YOU DUN GOOF'D AND KILLED IT. ALL YOU HAD TO DO WAS KEEP THE PLOT MOVING. IF YOU WERE GONNA MAKE IT WEEKLY, BUT NOOOOOOO. LITERALLY NOTHING HAS HAPPENED IN 3 MONTHS THAT COULD NOT HAVE BEEN SHOWN IN 2 PAGES.
    DEAD
    WEBCOMIC
    IS
    DEAD

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      It wouldn't be like this if she just listens to her community for once

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        Maybe it's for the best that she doesn't. Her actual community is full of people who would advocate other, different terrible decisions.

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        But but that would mean shes wrong that that would mean she learned something WORST OF ALL THAT WOULD ME Cinemaphile&Cinemaphile WAS RIGHT SURE AS FRICK CANT LET THAT EVER HAPPEN ESPECIALLY Cinemaphile BEING RIGHT

  29. 4 months ago
    Anonymous
    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      Even "her"? Well, current Mike will not mind that...

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      It's funny how Mike gaslit her so hard that she still can't see the obvious.

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        It's funny how Lucy supposedly believed that everyone would ditch her for Mike until Halloween when she realized that wasn't true. Then she abandoned all pretense of civility and went back to taking her friends for granted.

        • 4 months ago
          Anonymous

          After Paulo called her bullshit out, she's probably going back to distrusting everyone again.

          • 4 months ago
            Anonymous

            >if you spend 24/7 taking Lucy's shit and giving her nothing but love in return she'll treat you with thinly veiled contempt
            >if anyone talks back to her she'll wash her hands of you by association
            What a crazy b***h.

            • 4 months ago
              Anonymous

              That's what happens when she suffers zero consequences for her actions for too long. I'm sure that in Lucy's view, she's been enormously self-sacrificing and no one understands her. If they fight back, fine, she doesn't need them because Augustus is back home.

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      Except the parasite thing, that turned out to be true.

  30. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    Can we just go back to James and the other guys this melodrama is so boring

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      I wanna watch the track team beat the shit out of Paulo.

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        He would like James to go all rough on him

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        He would like James to go all rough on him

        I want to see Paulo humiliated by trying to hide the extreme erection he would get by getting beaten up by a bunch of guys

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      Rather than have James languish in the spent character bin, I'd like to see him go full villain and backstab Mike hard. If Taeshi is going to ruin a character, she might as well give them a purpose.

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        How would he backstab Mike? By secretly planning to ruin his and Sandy's date and barely working relationship so he can have grey boi all for himself?

        • 4 months ago
          Anonymous

          >You actually thought I wanted to date you? Lol, Felix dared me to do that!
          >Hey Felix, he bought it! You owe me a twenty!

        • 4 months ago
          Anonymous

          The most direct route is something to do with the track team. Maybe kick Mike out to make room for David or just surprise bench him, taking away his one non-video game hobby. Or Mike wants to hang out and James keeps making excuses to avoid that.

        • 4 months ago
          Anonymous

          Kidnapping and rape

          • 4 months ago
            Anonymous

            Neither applies, because Mike would go willingly and consent. If James had pushed him just a little, he would've caved.

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        I'd like it if he stole Mike from the Lunch Table permanently, initiating its final collapse.

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      James served his purpose, he will now disappear into the background never to feature in any plot relevant chapters again

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        I hate how right you are.

      • 4 months ago
        Hamlet of Troy

        I hope not, but I mean, he really did just feel like a new character that Tae pulled out of her butt to ironically keep the status quo unchanged.

        Commentary and preview.
        They're going to make out at the end of this, aren't they?

        I also hope that McCain is pulled in to comment on how stupid both of them look wailing in the snow blushing in a public park, if we are speaking about dropped characters.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      for me James is a symbol of the death of the original vision of the webcomic
      I don't have a problem with gays, but the webcomic was always supposed to be an exploration of straight highschool relationships between Paulo Daisy Lucy and Mike

      James just feels like a waste of time at best, and queerbait at worst, but I think my real issue is that his existence is proof that the "soul" of the webcomic I got into 10 years ago does not exist anymore and is not coming back.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        There's never really been any exploration of a relationship between Daisy and the other three, 95% of the comic is Paulo chasing Lucy, Lucy moping over Mike and Mike not really caring about anything because he's got Sandy, so I don't know how you got that interpretation.

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          >There's never really been any exploration of a relationship between Daisy and the other three
          >so I don't know how you got that interpretation.
          because Daisy is the designated sloppy seconds. that is her purpose
          ""lucy"" indulges in man-goldie or wins husbando, and whoever "lucy" deems more pathetic gets daisy (if i was to psychoanalyse, possibly her mother since she didnt protect her from her cousi- i mean alejandros rap- i mean boob grope)

          but thats all assuming this comic will ever end, which it won't

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          Not true, it was explored in volume 1 then dropped like a hot potato once she officially hooked up with Abbey.

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            Daisy's relationship was explored plenty, and the conclusion was that nobody *really* cared enough about Daisy to step in while she was being groomed, and she's now treated like a child because of it. There was that whole birthday chapter where Daisy and Paulo sort of told each other that they want to bang but neither got the point

            The status quo seems to be that Paulo puts her on some kind of pedestal, Lucy is as friendly with her as she can be to a competitor for Mike's attention and seed, and Sue+Amaya don't seem to interact with her much. Mike doesn't exactly think highly of her either but they're kind of over each other at the moment. They all tolerate her constant self deprecation except for Paulo who gets weird about it.

            I'm more interested with how Daisy and the older girls are doing. She hung out with Rachel and Jessica for a while but you never see them together outside of cheerleading anymore.

            • 3 months ago
              Anonymous

              >I'm more interested with how Daisy and the older girls are doing.
              taeshi isn't
              >She hung out with Rachel and Jessica for a while
              and probably forgot all about this

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        >the webcomic was always supposed to be an exploration of straight highschool relationships
        No it wasn't, your taste in abusive realtionships is absolute horseshit and not "soul", and I'm happy that there will never be a real ending so none of this toxic hellscape of ships will ever happen

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          >your taste in abusive realtionships is absolute horseshit
          it absolutely was 10 years ago when I was a small child and found this comic
          and since taeshi was a small child when she came up with these characters and relationships, it makes sense that it appealed to stupid child me and is also why you saying "No it wasnt" is moronic

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        It is bound to happen to a webcomic like this. You can feel the comic change in respect of the times it was made in. I hope that at least Taeshi is happy with the state of the comic right now.

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          >I hope that at least Taeshi is happy with the state of the comic right now.
          she just resets to some act 1-4 status quo whenever she isnt
          this webcomic is eternal

  31. 4 months ago
    Anonymous
    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      What's with your obsession with 3D?

  32. 4 months ago
    Anonymous
    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous
  33. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    I want to note that the /trash/ thread came after this one was made and has around 100 more replies
    I thought that was interesting

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      >people are more interested in porn than a boring comic where nothing happens
      no...

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        That’s the point I’m trying to make
        This chapter is not only bad but it’s so boring and drawn out with the usual shit that always happens you can’t even have fun discussions

  34. 4 months ago
    Anonymous
  35. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    https://www.fanfiction.net/s/14309476/1/Self-Acceptance

    • 4 months ago
      Jebreno Peistein

      Omg im jelqing my jelq ohm yghod

  36. 4 months ago
    Jebreno Peistein

    i love daisy 🙂

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      read my stories

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      >smart, caring, cute, and not a dick
      me too daisybro, criminally underrated character

      • 4 months ago
        Jebreno Peistein

        you should read those stories

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        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          >Me visiting Lucy in the hospital before doing a Evangelion reference

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            That's not how you spell Sue

            i remember reading this comic in middle school when I found it from an ad on the Cyanide and happiness website, now I'm out of college

            the last thing I really remember is Lucy committing suicide, is there any way for me to get back up to speed in less than 10 minutes since then?

            it seems like nothing has been happening for months/years of updates??

            also somehow when I was a child I missed that someone got gangraped or something?? thanks guys

            A bunch of stuff happened. Just read the comic. It's not that long.
            Lucy never got raped, in the latest iterations of that chapter the bandana kid grabbed her boob but that's all he did.

            • 3 months ago
              Anonymous

              >in the latest iterations
              so it was retconned??

              also i never realized as a kid that sandy fricked the hairdresser gay, i didnt realize that implication and mike is a total cuck and i cant believe if taeshi and suitcase are actually supposed to be lucy and mike that he allowed that, that would be incredibly unacceptable to even pitch the idea of, let alone draw and put into your webcomic

              and i always also thought that paulo didnt frick lucy and that was a fakeout dream sequence thing, was that retconned too??

              >it seems like nothing has been happening for months/years of updates??
              Nothings really happened or changed since Lucy's suicide, Mike's still guilty about it and vaguely misses Lucy but not enough to do anything about it, Paulos still pining over Lucy and crushing on Daisy but not enough to do anything about it, Daisy's still desperate for any boy not named abbey and is still getting turned down at every opportunity.
              Every "plot" that was introduced between then and now was quickly wrapped up or hastily dropped, so don't worry about it, just read from Eternal Flame and you're fine.

              >Every "plot" that was introduced between then and now was quickly wrapped up or hastily dropped, so don't worry about it, just read from Eternal Flame and you're fine.
              great now i don't even wanna do that, i guess I'll ask chatgpt to tell me a summary of every "plot" since I know that Mike has just been on a fake gay-bait date for literally since ChatGPT's knowledge cutoff so it wont miss anything

              >Lucy somehow screwed up jumping off a five-story building and lived
              >Paulo was sad and was not-dating Rachel
              >Daisy is a thirsty b***h who was in love with everyone but her boyfriend and Abbey had a problem with it
              >Paulo is a gay (but not really cause Taeshi doesn't want to break her OTPs)
              >Tess left and managed to avoid being infected with brainworms
              >Abbey hit Paulo, in retrospect he had it coming
              >Daisy and Paulo got into a fight because he's an butthole and he wouldn't speak to her for four months
              >Sandy's a cheating ho who ghosted Mike all summer
              >Lucy came back and she's crazier than ever and wants nothing to do with anyone except Augustus who is now her live-in babysitter
              >Daisy and Abbey break up (again), Daisy has to go out of her to apologize to Paulo and even then he only comes to her birthday party because Lucy beat him up
              >Mike started screeching like a gremlin and everyone shat on him
              >Lucy screeched like a gremlin and everyone sucked up to her
              >Paulo cries, a lot
              >Mike and Lucy almost hooked up when he found out Sandy was cheating, but he went back to her because ???
              >Lucy becomes hysterical and tries to rape Augustus
              >Mike promises never to talk to her again and has been acting like a sadsack
              >Sue got crippled for trying to be a main character
              >Paulo offers to stab Mike in the back for a crumb of Lussy and gets slapped in the face instead
              >Paulo's coworker Literally Who is in love with Mike, Paulo seethes
              >Literally Who is now in love with David, Paulo's still seething about it
              >Taeshi is gaslighting her audience into thinking Paisy could ever work
              That's about it.

              thanks for posting this, you posted right before I was about to post
              >Abbey hit Paulo, in retrospect he had it coming
              I remember this, it was in a bathroom
              >Sandy's a cheating ho who ghosted Mike all summer
              did she get BARKED??? i think this is where I stopped
              >Daisy and Abbey break up (again), Daisy has to go out of her to apologize to Paulo and even then he only comes to her birthday party because Lucy beat him up
              i don't remember this at all, is the chapter as good as you're making it sound
              >Mike and Lucy almost hooked up when he found out Sandy was cheating, but he went back to her because ???
              >Lucy becomes hysterical and tries to rape Augustus
              >Mike promises never to talk to her again and has been acting like a sadsack
              >Sue got crippled for trying to be a main character
              >Paulo offers to stab Mike in the back for a crumb of Lussy and gets slapped in the face instead
              this actually seems like slightly entertaining stuff too
              's coworker Literally Who is in love with Mike, Paulo seethes
              and yeah I kinda caught up from there

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                >Nope, they did the deed at that dressing room before the play,
                wtf what chapter was this how did I miss this
                i only remember paulo x lucy sex being some dream non canon thing

                >again you can easily binge everything from where you stopped to now
                yeah skimming through I remember it, the summary anon was just making the rape and slapping and all that shit 10x more interesting than it was lol

                i think i'm just holding onto some version of this comic in my head that was actually good, but yeah nothing has happened oh well. thanks for taking the time to reply and I'll see you in 4 months or the next time this piece of shit randomly pops into my head

                >this actually seems like slightly entertaining stuff
                Yeah, it's not. One page of something happening sandwiched between dozens of pages of nothing happening, with it even mattering for future chapters being a likely no. The cliffnotes of the comic are more interesting than the comic itself.

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                >One page of something happening sandwiched between dozens of pages of nothing happening, with it even mattering for future chapters being a likely no.
                yeah this seems to be what I've gotten, the 60 page chapters have 3 pages that matter and the sub-30 page chapters have 1 page that matters
                hopefully an AI will be able to give us the Dragon Ball Z Abridged version of BCB so I can give it to my teen daughter when it finally ends in 15 years

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                >I cant believe if taeshi and suitcase are actually supposed to be lucy and mike that he allowed that
                It's ok for the stand-in to be an actual cuck and sexually harassed but it is never, never ok for him to admit he's a gay
                Very interesting if you think about it

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                i guess i was just too autistic as a kid to understand that anyone was fricking anyone until the bawd dog and paulo were obviously fricking

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                >so it was retconned??
                No, the original Confrontation didn't have the same sexual connotation. Lucy getting molested is the retcon.

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                >Lucy getting molested is the retcon.
                alright taeshi thanks for telling me that you were molested i guess
                ..is it hot enough to be worth going back and re-reading the chapter?

                Don't worry, with the current slow pace of the comic there's not much happening, especially when "only few pages in wall of fluff are important, and good luck guessing what will become plot point and what will be left forgotten or resolved in background because author wasn't interested in drawing that or in drawing those characters" still applies, especially to current chapter of Paulo b***hing to keep his ego from shattering due to consequences of his own actions

                >good luck guessing what will become plot point and what will be left forgotten or resolved in background
                this is the thing that makes it impossible for me to even know what the plot is anymore. the worst part is that i dont even know what kind of closure would make me happy. like sure OTP mike x lucy but i can't think of any way it could be resolved with me being happy at this point.
                taeshi apparently said that the comic will end bittersweet, and yeah i guess it ends bittersweet when you can't end it in any good way

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                >taeshi apparently said that the comic will end bittersweet
                Given how she's busy trying to sink as many ships as possible starting from Eternal Flame, even a bit before that really, guess her meaning of "bittersweet ending" is "no one ends up with anyone, suffer"

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                i mean mike x daisy and paulo x lucy are dead dead dead at this point and mike will never be gay so what are we even waiting around for

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        If Daisy believes that, she's an idiot and an enabler.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        It really chafes my ass knowing that she's more than capable and willing to go back to doing a more soulful art style to make the faux-amateurish visuals match the actual amateurish writing.
        Imagine that same page in the current art-style and the ultra clean line art, coloring, textured backgrounds, and digital effects would just clash hard with the horribly proportioned character design. There's an obvious disconnect between one skillset over the other and just screams "I can do better, but this is all you're going to get".
        The old stuff isn't that much better written than this but I can tolerate some cringe if it feels like there's some sincerity and honest effort behind it.

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          It's weird how consistently better Taeshi is with pencil than with the current official style. Even her digital watercolor is far superior.

  37. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    no and stop spamming your shiity fanfic

    • 4 months ago
      Jebreno Peistein

      read the story /b/ro

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        stop spamming your shitty story you fricking autist, go back to your containment thread.

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        • 4 months ago
          DONG FUCKER

          https://www.fanfiction.net/s/14309476/1/Self-Acceptance

          why are you recommending me to go there?

          • 4 months ago
            Anonymous

            for your shitty aspie show

    • 4 months ago
      Jebreno Peistein

      if you dont read his stories you'll get joinked and dinged out of this fricking earth

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        sneed

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    Anonymous
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    Anonymous
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    Anonymous
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    Anonymous

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    >69 KB, 122x1280
    Try posting the picture next time

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      The pic is too large to post here but here's an imgur link with it: https://imgur.com/Wj7O1yN

      The new stuff I have been posting does not use this method, instead I am using an AI covnerter.

      • 4 months ago
        Hamlet of Troy

        Really interesting stuff Anon! Did you just decide to do this one day cause you didn't want to waste your 3D glasses, or is there some comic that's done in 3D that you wanted to bring to /bcb/?

        • 4 months ago
          BCB Fannel

          3D is something I'm interested/ specialized in so I decided to combine two things I enjoy. Looks really neat. I think Taeshi should do a 3D BCI but that collab will never happen.

          • 3 months ago
            Hamlet of Troy

            Never say never! But yeah it's never gonna happen, though it would be cool. Maybe if she came in contact with a box full of 3D glasses to dish out to her patreon subscribers.
            I got deja vu from typing that but I don't really know why? Must have talked about boxes before

  42. 3 months ago
    Anonymous
  43. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    It's probably something Taeshi tries to not remember, given that Lucy is her self insert.

  44. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    i remember reading this comic in middle school when I found it from an ad on the Cyanide and happiness website, now I'm out of college

    the last thing I really remember is Lucy committing suicide, is there any way for me to get back up to speed in less than 10 minutes since then?

    it seems like nothing has been happening for months/years of updates??

    also somehow when I was a child I missed that someone got gangraped or something?? thanks guys

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      >it seems like nothing has been happening for months/years of updates??
      Nothings really happened or changed since Lucy's suicide, Mike's still guilty about it and vaguely misses Lucy but not enough to do anything about it, Paulos still pining over Lucy and crushing on Daisy but not enough to do anything about it, Daisy's still desperate for any boy not named abbey and is still getting turned down at every opportunity.
      Every "plot" that was introduced between then and now was quickly wrapped up or hastily dropped, so don't worry about it, just read from Eternal Flame and you're fine.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Lucy somehow screwed up jumping off a five-story building and lived
      >Paulo was sad and was not-dating Rachel
      >Daisy is a thirsty b***h who was in love with everyone but her boyfriend and Abbey had a problem with it
      >Paulo is a gay (but not really cause Taeshi doesn't want to break her OTPs)
      >Tess left and managed to avoid being infected with brainworms
      >Abbey hit Paulo, in retrospect he had it coming
      >Daisy and Paulo got into a fight because he's an butthole and he wouldn't speak to her for four months
      >Sandy's a cheating ho who ghosted Mike all summer
      >Lucy came back and she's crazier than ever and wants nothing to do with anyone except Augustus who is now her live-in babysitter
      >Daisy and Abbey break up (again), Daisy has to go out of her to apologize to Paulo and even then he only comes to her birthday party because Lucy beat him up
      >Mike started screeching like a gremlin and everyone shat on him
      >Lucy screeched like a gremlin and everyone sucked up to her
      >Paulo cries, a lot
      >Mike and Lucy almost hooked up when he found out Sandy was cheating, but he went back to her because ???
      >Lucy becomes hysterical and tries to rape Augustus
      >Mike promises never to talk to her again and has been acting like a sadsack
      >Sue got crippled for trying to be a main character
      >Paulo offers to stab Mike in the back for a crumb of Lussy and gets slapped in the face instead
      >Paulo's coworker Literally Who is in love with Mike, Paulo seethes
      >Literally Who is now in love with David, Paulo's still seething about it
      >Taeshi is gaslighting her audience into thinking Paisy could ever work
      That's about it.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        Excellent summary, anon. I like the implication that Sue snapped her leg slamming into the glass ceiling.

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          Sue taking on the glass ceiling and ending up hurting herself would be on-point, but Stacy is nowhere close to a main character. No way Sue would try to gain character status from the nerd sidekick of the preppy background character.

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            i don't even remember who Stacy is

            • 3 months ago
              Anonymous

              Exactly my point

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          Sue taking on the glass ceiling and ending up hurting herself would be on-point, but Stacy is nowhere close to a main character. No way Sue would try to gain character status from the nerd sidekick of the preppy background character.

          Sue didn't do well at the cheerleader try-out, but her leg didn't break until Taeshi came in with a crowbar.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      It's easier to read, author was busy for a few years drawing what-if BCI stories (link to archive of them in thread), redrawing entirety of first half of the comic, and Lucy's suicide attempt happened at ch75 while we are at 119 currently (and now we are also moving at snail's pace so Webtoons version of the comic catches up with main one), but

      >Lucy somehow screwed up jumping off a five-story building and lived
      >Paulo was sad and was not-dating Rachel
      >Daisy is a thirsty b***h who was in love with everyone but her boyfriend and Abbey had a problem with it
      >Paulo is a gay (but not really cause Taeshi doesn't want to break her OTPs)
      >Tess left and managed to avoid being infected with brainworms
      >Abbey hit Paulo, in retrospect he had it coming
      >Daisy and Paulo got into a fight because he's an butthole and he wouldn't speak to her for four months
      >Sandy's a cheating ho who ghosted Mike all summer
      >Lucy came back and she's crazier than ever and wants nothing to do with anyone except Augustus who is now her live-in babysitter
      >Daisy and Abbey break up (again), Daisy has to go out of her to apologize to Paulo and even then he only comes to her birthday party because Lucy beat him up
      >Mike started screeching like a gremlin and everyone shat on him
      >Lucy screeched like a gremlin and everyone sucked up to her
      >Paulo cries, a lot
      >Mike and Lucy almost hooked up when he found out Sandy was cheating, but he went back to her because ???
      >Lucy becomes hysterical and tries to rape Augustus
      >Mike promises never to talk to her again and has been acting like a sadsack
      >Sue got crippled for trying to be a main character
      >Paulo offers to stab Mike in the back for a crumb of Lussy and gets slapped in the face instead
      >Paulo's coworker Literally Who is in love with Mike, Paulo seethes
      >Literally Who is now in love with David, Paulo's still seething about it
      >Taeshi is gaslighting her audience into thinking Paisy could ever work
      That's about it.

      this anon made a good summary

      >in the latest iterations
      so it was retconned??

      also i never realized as a kid that sandy fricked the hairdresser gay, i didnt realize that implication and mike is a total cuck and i cant believe if taeshi and suitcase are actually supposed to be lucy and mike that he allowed that, that would be incredibly unacceptable to even pitch the idea of, let alone draw and put into your webcomic

      and i always also thought that paulo didnt frick lucy and that was a fakeout dream sequence thing, was that retconned too??

      [...]
      >Every "plot" that was introduced between then and now was quickly wrapped up or hastily dropped, so don't worry about it, just read from Eternal Flame and you're fine.
      great now i don't even wanna do that, i guess I'll ask chatgpt to tell me a summary of every "plot" since I know that Mike has just been on a fake gay-bait date for literally since ChatGPT's knowledge cutoff so it wont miss anything

      [...]
      thanks for posting this, you posted right before I was about to post
      >Abbey hit Paulo, in retrospect he had it coming
      I remember this, it was in a bathroom
      >Sandy's a cheating ho who ghosted Mike all summer
      did she get BARKED??? i think this is where I stopped
      >Daisy and Abbey break up (again), Daisy has to go out of her to apologize to Paulo and even then he only comes to her birthday party because Lucy beat him up
      i don't remember this at all, is the chapter as good as you're making it sound
      >Mike and Lucy almost hooked up when he found out Sandy was cheating, but he went back to her because ???
      >Lucy becomes hysterical and tries to rape Augustus
      >Mike promises never to talk to her again and has been acting like a sadsack
      >Sue got crippled for trying to be a main character
      >Paulo offers to stab Mike in the back for a crumb of Lussy and gets slapped in the face instead
      this actually seems like slightly entertaining stuff too
      's coworker Literally Who is in love with Mike, Paulo seethes
      and yeah I kinda caught up from there

      >so it was retconned??
      Just more clarified that she was saved by Mike before it happened back then. Girl still has fear and nightmares of Alejandro "finishing the job"
      >i never realized as a kid that sandy fricked the hairdresser gay
      It was implied that she started it even before she visited Mike again and why she was so, uh, full of b***hiness and regrets during their date day, up to breaking up in guilty tears when she attempted to kiss him
      >did she get BARKED???
      Ye, we got only one prototype-design sketch of that guy and here it is

      This was what she drew when she talked about her original Francis design. I think it got repurposed as Finn down the line.

      >paulo didnt frick lucy and that was a fakeout dream sequence thing
      Nope, they did the deed at that dressing room before the play, Lucy decided to make everyone's wishes come true before the kickflip off the building
      >i don't remember this at all, is the chapter as good as you're making it sound
      Chapter 97 "After You"
      >this actually seems like slightly entertaining stuff too
      Which is why anon suggested to read from Eternal Flame (110, where Sandy finally admits to mike that she's a ho), but again you can easily binge everything from where you stopped to now

      Every page I have ever seen of this comic reads like this
      I'm reminded of Weaver's pisstake of Goblins

      Even characters who aren't supposed to be like this were hit by a bag of onions for teh drama

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        >Nope, they did the deed at that dressing room before the play,
        wtf what chapter was this how did I miss this
        i only remember paulo x lucy sex being some dream non canon thing

        >again you can easily binge everything from where you stopped to now
        yeah skimming through I remember it, the summary anon was just making the rape and slapping and all that shit 10x more interesting than it was lol

        i think i'm just holding onto some version of this comic in my head that was actually good, but yeah nothing has happened oh well. thanks for taking the time to reply and I'll see you in 4 months or the next time this piece of shit randomly pops into my head

  45. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Every page I have ever seen of this comic reads like this
    I'm reminded of Weaver's pisstake of Goblins

  46. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Chapter 97 "After You"
    oh and reading this chapter made me realize why i related to this shit comic, because i had a lucy i was hung up over in middle and high school
    thank god i never stole my parents credit card and gave them money and used adblock since i was 10 wowwwww

  47. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Lucy's suicide attempt happened at ch75
    oh my fricking god i forgot about the retconned talking hedgehog pets
    holy shit i was such an autistic child

  48. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    oh and I see why I didn't get that chapter 74 was sex between Paulo and Lucy. and honestly, re-reading it, i didn't even think that the "sex scene" was that until it was over. if you guys didn't tell me that they fricked I would've just thought Paulo's smirk to Mike was him smirking about making out with Lucy since why wouldn't that be a smirkable thing
    chapter 97 confirms it was sex though
    sorry im shitting up your thread i think im done now for real

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Don't worry, with the current slow pace of the comic there's not much happening, especially when "only few pages in wall of fluff are important, and good luck guessing what will become plot point and what will be left forgotten or resolved in background because author wasn't interested in drawing that or in drawing those characters" still applies, especially to current chapter of Paulo b***hing to keep his ego from shattering due to consequences of his own actions

  49. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    I wonder what happened to DO NOT READ THIS COMIC anon, did he give up? did he die?

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      He stopped reading the comic himself

  50. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    alright so now that all this new info and recap has sunk in, I've realized a few things

    first, idk how many people that enjoy this webcomic are tall straight white males but that's what i am and I'm now realizing that I always empathized/self inserted as paulo more than Mike.

    now that i learned that Mike is actually an unapolegetic cuck, I have zero interest in him as a character and don't give a shit

    now that I learned Lucy and Paulo had sex, i want Paulo x Lucy MORE to happen because I'm planning on marrying the person I lost my virginity to, and like I said I self inserted as Paulo over the years

    but after reading the chapter on the Ferris Wheel and then the recent slap chapter, both of which reaffirm the exact same thing: that Lucy only fricked Paulo as a fricked up pre-suicide parting gift and there is no reason to wait around for Paulo x Lucy

    and that combined with mike x daisy being resolved and not giving a shit about literally any other side makes me basically completely finished with the webcomic. i genuinely have a feeling of almost-closure now.

    thanks for reading my blogpost and putting up with my autism

    • 3 months ago
      Hamlet of Troy

      Sadly I am also a tall straight white male that has let this comic eat up his free time when he found out about it 2-ish months ago.
      I can't really say I relate that much to any of the characters (my very, very small highschool never had that much drama), though I guess maybe it would be Abbey for me cause I was a huge stick in the mud/rules stickler.
      Really it's just that somehow these idiots are so stupid I had to keep reading, which I will probably do so to the end of this current chapter and then drop it.
      I will say I have been drawing more so there has been a silver lining

      Then what happened? Did she keep things going because that's around the time her Patreon was popping off and she didn't want to end the cash flow?

      The love of money is the root of all evil. And limping webcomics

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        >I am also a tall straight white male
        cool hi
        >2-ish months ago
        im truly sorry.
        >my very, very small highschool never had that much drama
        my normal-sized highschool had drama but I wasn't going to ruin my future acting stupid to be popular so maybe that's why I was so attracted to this back in 2015
        >which I will probably do so to the end of this current chapter and then drop it
        why this chapter in particular?
        >I will say I have been drawing more so there has been a silver lining
        that's nice to hear anon, i never had the hand-eye coordination for drawing well even though i went to art school for years and years

        so how would you want to see this webcomic end? how do you think it will end (if ever?)

        • 3 months ago
          Hamlet of Troy

          >why this chapter in particular?
          Because it was what got me to say "why is this dude crying?" and got me to start without looking at what chapter it was or the date (foolish I know).
          >so how would you want to see this webcomic end? how do you think it will end (if ever?)
          Well I know the only real chance for it to end is senior graduation (why end it junior year when you can end it senior year?). Also I think Abbey and Jasmine are cute and should end up together (because Abbey already sunk S.S. Daisy). Daisy and Augustus would be nice because I think he's actually grown and Lucy would have to admit that she's not all-knowing (and then Tess could come back if Augustus goes to the same college as her). Paulo, Lucy, and Mike... no idea, and giving them to the track team just seems like a cop out so them being single at the end of highschool should be enough of the "bittersweet" ending in there. Amaya and Mike seem really cute together, so maybe that could be the epilogue. That's all I really got right now

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            >got me to start without looking at what chapter it was or the date
            its ok anon i understand, during my furry phase I tried jerking off to a Legend Of Krystl comic on u18 chan but then ended up just reading along for the plot until I got caught up and ended up wasting 3 hours of my time for absolutely no reason
            >the only real chance for it to end is senior graduation
            if Diary of a Wimpy Kid can stay in middle school for 15 years I'm sure the silly cats can too unfortunately
            >Paulo, Lucy, and Mike... no idea, and giving them to the track team just seems like a cop out so them being single at the end of highschool should be enough of the "bittersweet" ending in there.
            yeah i'm really worried about this because it's the most logical scenario and taeshi is writing herself more and more into this corner
            you only got into this 2 months ago, I got into this half my life ago. middle school me was promised some combination of Mike x Lucy x Paulo x Daisy so it's just impossible for me to not feel disappointment if something realistic like this happens

            thanks for replying, it's really interesting to hear about a *recent* reader of this stuff
            and I hope you succeed in leaving this webcomic at the end of this chapter. you didn't literally grow up with it so I'm confident you can still escape and do literally anything better with your free time and attention span

            • 3 months ago
              Hamlet of Troy

              >I hope you succeed in leaving this webcomic
              I hope so too Anon, thank you.
              >I got into this half my life ago
              I hope you can too Anon. Thankfully I never got into webcomics when I was in middleschool due to the wonderful power of poor wifi in rural nowhere.

              >I would not be shocked if she does blow her former deadline
              wasnt the original deadline 2013 lol
              >There is just too damn much that has to go down
              >She's probably going to
              i have completely given up on predicting taeshi the final chapter could be yet another teleporting retcon for all we know

              >wasnt the original deadline 2013 lol
              Thank goodness I didn't get into this during middleschool.

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                >I hope you can too Anon.
                I can't. I know I can't. I need the closure. The character assassination of Mike and gayification of Paulo has made me really not give a shit, but I need to know how this shitty soap opera ends

                The only other thing I need closure from my childhood internet years after this will be the conclusion to Madness Combat, which should happen by 2026

                >Thankfully I never got into webcomics when I was in middleschool due to the wonderful power of poor wifi in rural nowhere.
                you seem like an interesting person anon, with a much more interesting childhood than me
                too bad this isn't /soc/
                BCB is the only webcomic I ever got suckered into.
                I guess it could've been worse; it could've been something like homestuck

              • 3 months ago
                Hamlet of Troy

                >homestuck
                Thankfully my first foray into webcomics was Dr. McNinja so it wasn't that thankfully.

                [...]
                Good luck to you two, seems like you got sucked in too hard. I may be even older one but took a long break and returned to it mostly for the locals

                [...]
                Lately ye

                thanks for the well wishes

                this threads still going??

                with how dragged out the actual webcomic is, I hope that this keeps up for at least 3 days so there is some other crap to think about

            • 3 months ago
              Anonymous

              >I hope you succeed in leaving this webcomic
              I hope so too Anon, thank you.
              >I got into this half my life ago
              I hope you can too Anon. Thankfully I never got into webcomics when I was in middleschool due to the wonderful power of poor wifi in rural nowhere.
              [...]
              >wasnt the original deadline 2013 lol
              Thank goodness I didn't get into this during middleschool.

              Good luck to you two, seems like you got sucked in too hard. I may be even older one but took a long break and returned to it mostly for the locals

              so is this whole comic just sad/angry cats or what ?

              Lately ye

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                I can't believe they killed the dog

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            >got me to start without looking at what chapter it was or the date
            its ok anon i understand, during my furry phase I tried jerking off to a Legend Of Krystl comic on u18 chan but then ended up just reading along for the plot until I got caught up and ended up wasting 3 hours of my time for absolutely no reason
            >the only real chance for it to end is senior graduation
            if Diary of a Wimpy Kid can stay in middle school for 15 years I'm sure the silly cats can too unfortunately
            >Paulo, Lucy, and Mike... no idea, and giving them to the track team just seems like a cop out so them being single at the end of highschool should be enough of the "bittersweet" ending in there.
            yeah i'm really worried about this because it's the most logical scenario and taeshi is writing herself more and more into this corner
            you only got into this 2 months ago, I got into this half my life ago. middle school me was promised some combination of Mike x Lucy x Paulo x Daisy so it's just impossible for me to not feel disappointment if something realistic like this happens

            thanks for replying, it's really interesting to hear about a *recent* reader of this stuff
            and I hope you succeed in leaving this webcomic at the end of this chapter. you didn't literally grow up with it so I'm confident you can still escape and do literally anything better with your free time and attention span

            At this point, I would not be shocked if she does blow her former deadline. There is just too damn much that has to go down and she's burned through months of what could have been prime development time. She's probably going to mindbreak Mike at some point as retribution for December and then I figure shift perspective over to Lucy for the rest of the comic.

            • 3 months ago
              Anonymous

              >I would not be shocked if she does blow her former deadline
              wasnt the original deadline 2013 lol
              >There is just too damn much that has to go down
              >She's probably going to
              i have completely given up on predicting taeshi the final chapter could be yet another teleporting retcon for all we know

  51. 3 months ago
    Anonymous
    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      >BCB ends at Eternal Flame
      I genuinely think we're gonna end up like Star Wars gays and over half of the fandom will agree with this when this shitshow of a comic finally croaks

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        BCB ends the exact panel after James kisses Mike
        Rest after that is non-canon fanfic

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        Taeshi said the little exchange with the scarf was originally meant to be her big ending for the comic

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          Not very smart of her. Younger Taeshi was a noticeably better writer than her current self, so whatever "meaningful gesture" she comes up with to replace that line will be inferior.

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          Then what happened? Did she keep things going because that's around the time her Patreon was popping off and she didn't want to end the cash flow?

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            Apparently she thinks going for the Most Dramatic Thing is a good way to write this comic. Eternal Flame proves she is damn wrong because it could not have come about any other way. I figure Sperg Mike had become a boring treadmill and she wanted to shake things up a little or progress the plot an inch. But not too much! Can't kill the goose that lays the golden eggs! A stable status quo was required and it's not as if she likes coming up with anything truly new. So we got a nonsensical unpopular mess followed by a mixture of damage control, Paisy shipping, and Mike torment.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        If you're gonna go that route, Rachel's Party post-lucy's suicide would be the better cut off point.
        Up to that point, characters hadn't been flanderized much, set-ups still had pay off, and there was a relative dearth of filler.
        After that point characters start getting random resets, things are forgotten until they're next relevant, and tons of stuff goes nowhere.

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          i don't even remember anything that happens at Rachel's party but I somehow remember that you're right about the comic still being enjoyable during that point

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          A BCB dating sim would be pretty fun. Why roleplay as an anon, though? Just play as Better Mike.

          [...]
          Sue didn't do well at the cheerleader try-out, but her leg didn't break until Taeshi came in with a crowbar.

          Based Taeshi

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            >Why roleplay as an anon, though? Just play as Better Mike.
            Two reasons: First, Mike is a sadsack who I don't want to self-insert as, and
            Second, Mike has prior relations and baggage which make him unsuitable as a free agent VN-protag-anon.

            • 3 months ago
              Anonymous

              This anon is right. Much as I'd like to see Mike succeed as a character, he is indeed an impotent little twerp who has been lobotomized and neutered. It's clear that he has no personal agency beyond what the narrative demands.

            • 3 months ago
              Anonymous

              This anon is right. Much as I'd like to see Mike succeed as a character, he is indeed an impotent little twerp who has been lobotomized and neutered. It's clear that he has no personal agency beyond what the narrative demands.

              But it's much easier to write dialogue and situations if Mike is the VN protagonist, at least there you have a starting point to springboard off of. While with a blank slate you're limited in how the the girls will see and react to him at first.

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                Then you would need an obvious break point in the narrative which grants him a spine.

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                Given that chart has multiple good and bad routes instead of linear story, break points in narrative already implied. Just move some of the endings into "Mike didn't grow a spine despite having options and chances to do so" category, most of the bad ones already sound close to that

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                No, just the opposite: if Mike was the protag, you'd be locked into writing options that are in character, and have to devote the first half of each route to clearing the baggage he has with the cast and explaining why the girls would be interested in him.

                Meanwhile, with Anon-cat, you could write whatever options you want: aloof, flirtatious, witty, weird, whatever. And you can have the girls be open to a relationship without needing to untangle a bunch of bullshit first.

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                You'd only really have to do that with Lucy and maybe Daisy. And a little talk with Sue. All the others are free game, especially with how Mike used to be really popular with girls.

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          This feels like "anon" is just replacing Mike who decided to actually give dating girls a try while he still has some time left. Works even after EF and other mess, would also allow you to add more double-route options like Stacy-Katey and maaaaybe James-Paulo

          >got me to start without looking at what chapter it was or the date
          its ok anon i understand, during my furry phase I tried jerking off to a Legend Of Krystl comic on u18 chan but then ended up just reading along for the plot until I got caught up and ended up wasting 3 hours of my time for absolutely no reason
          >the only real chance for it to end is senior graduation
          if Diary of a Wimpy Kid can stay in middle school for 15 years I'm sure the silly cats can too unfortunately
          >Paulo, Lucy, and Mike... no idea, and giving them to the track team just seems like a cop out so them being single at the end of highschool should be enough of the "bittersweet" ending in there.
          yeah i'm really worried about this because it's the most logical scenario and taeshi is writing herself more and more into this corner
          you only got into this 2 months ago, I got into this half my life ago. middle school me was promised some combination of Mike x Lucy x Paulo x Daisy so it's just impossible for me to not feel disappointment if something realistic like this happens

          thanks for replying, it's really interesting to hear about a *recent* reader of this stuff
          and I hope you succeed in leaving this webcomic at the end of this chapter. you didn't literally grow up with it so I'm confident you can still escape and do literally anything better with your free time and attention span

          >middle school me was promised some combination of Mike x Lucy x Paulo x Daisy
          Clearly the best way to make those four idiots happy is to say "frick it, let's roll" and make it MikexLucyxPauloxDaisy as they help out each other be better (still surprised there's not much art of that, both on safe and nsfw boorus)

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          this image alone will be enough for an AI to code the entire VN in RenPy within 5 years, and it'll be pretty good too

          This feels like "anon" is just replacing Mike who decided to actually give dating girls a try while he still has some time left. Works even after EF and other mess, would also allow you to add more double-route options like Stacy-Katey and maaaaybe James-Paulo

          [...]
          >middle school me was promised some combination of Mike x Lucy x Paulo x Daisy
          Clearly the best way to make those four idiots happy is to say "frick it, let's roll" and make it MikexLucyxPauloxDaisy as they help out each other be better (still surprised there's not much art of that, both on safe and nsfw boorus)

          >make it MikexLucyxPauloxDaisy as they help out each other be better
          now that i think about it, i never really gave a shit about daisy. probably because she was the only one of the 4 that weren't "hot" and middle school me didn't care about the fat shy ugly spare tire second choice
          maybe I should just read twilight since I only ever cared about the moronic love triangle, and I completely reject Paulo's bisexuality as anything other than patreon bait (because I have to, because he's my self insert and I am not a gay)

    • 3 months ago
      BCB Fannel

      >BCB ends at Eternal Flame
      I genuinely think we're gonna end up like Star Wars gays and over half of the fandom will agree with this when this shitshow of a comic finally croaks

      Don't you know it.

  52. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >off-topic
    sorry
    I think that Alejandro (a character in this Comic & Cartoon) is based on the 16 year old Ecuadorian cousin that raped the artist of this Comic & Cartoon when she was 5-6 years old by making her climb in a suitcase and then raping her while she was trapped in the suitcase

    I also think that rumors that suitcase groomed a minor is relevant to the development of this Comic & Cartoon, and is therefore related to the discussion about this Comic & Cartoon, and I would love if someone elaborated on this because I am interested in how that may relate to this Comic & Cartoon

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Are you digging through the /co archives or something? You're dredging up the cringe gossip that I thought we got over years ago

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        indeed I am
        >cringe gossip
        more like "the shitty cat drama comic I read as a kid and has been stuck in my brain was made by e-girlcons and had a rabbit hole i never knew about before"
        i thought that the Goldie stuff was the whole iceberg but no this 20 year old mess has icebergs inside icebergs

  53. 3 months ago
    Anonymous
  54. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    so is this whole comic just sad/angry cats or what ?

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Depends on how vengeful the author is feeling from chunk to chunk of a chapter.

  55. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    this threads still going??

  56. 3 months ago
    Anonymous
    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      I still think that Daisy is pretending to be over Mike so she can tell herself she's not so desperately boy crazy.

  57. 3 months ago
    Anonymous
    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous
      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        will you link this ai tool already

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          Owl3D

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      >whining tonight at the speed of light

  58. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    I miss jasminexpaulo so much why did he have to settle simp for white pyscho

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Reminder that Paulo dropped Jasmine for five seconds of sex with Lucy

      No, just the opposite: if Mike was the protag, you'd be locked into writing options that are in character, and have to devote the first half of each route to clearing the baggage he has with the cast and explaining why the girls would be interested in him.

      Meanwhile, with Anon-cat, you could write whatever options you want: aloof, flirtatious, witty, weird, whatever. And you can have the girls be open to a relationship without needing to untangle a bunch of bullshit first.

      Every girl wants Mike, though. Even Daisy. The only challenge is convincing them that you actually care and that you're not using them. A scenario where Mike dumped Sandy and got over her would pave the way for him to date any girl in school including his sister.

      You'd only really have to do that with Lucy and maybe Daisy. And a little talk with Sue. All the others are free game, especially with how Mike used to be really popular with girls.

      Not just the girls, either. Mike is popular with the boys as well!

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        Why does everyone want to frick Mike? Is it his psychic powers malfunctioning and making people lusting after him for no reason instead of making them like him for no reason like Lucy's do?

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          Yes, there's also that fact that Mike clearly has a subconscious want to be desired and wanted. But he wants that desire from the object of his affection, like Lucy or Sandy. He's like the rest of the main cast in that regard.

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          In the past it made more sense due to his looks, smarts, athletic ability, and friendly attitude. I have no idea why anyone would want him now.

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          In the past it made more sense due to his looks, smarts, athletic ability, and friendly attitude. I have no idea why anyone would want him now.

          From an outsider's perspective, he still got the looks and smarts (aside girls who are into tall guys, they gonna look down on depressed scrunkly), and just recently joined the big sport's club. The only things missing are old attitude, pleasing friendliness as well as who knows if rumors that those idiots purposefilly started about "he's a two timing cheating butthole" still circulate. But those are pretty fricking major things, I really doubt that he'll find any new faces if he attempts to get a gf.

          Ironic that he's good friend with all the old options that tried to get him and spends a lot of time with them offscreen, even as fleeting as Stacy and Amaya, making them realistically his only options because they know that Mike is a good kid despite issues and that rumors aren't true. Still purely theoretical options, like Taeshi gonna let him grow balls or spine, pfff

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        Has there ever been an explanation for why Soo is included in this harem?
        The other three cats make sense but as far as I know she wasn't ever interested in Korat barb...

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          Sue liked Mike, but not enough to even want to wade into the bullshit of stepping into the love triangle even if Mike was interested. She still jills to the idea of Paulo and Mike fricking though.

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            She's far more interested in Paulo now

            • 3 months ago
              Anonymous

              She doesn't like Paulo. She's friends with Mike, though, and in the BCB universe that means she wants to ride his bones (they are opposite genders)

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          Sue was certainly interested in him during volumes 1-3. It's just she could never act on it because Lucy and Sandy took all of Mike's attention.

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            One wonders if Sue would regain her interest if Mike broke things off with Sandy and her own bruised ego was soothed.

            • 3 months ago
              Anonymous

              >I think she would be careful about it, but she would certainly consider it.
              The chances would probably increase the more he openly values or validates her opinions.

              Mike already apologized to Sue. He just needs to show interest in her personally and she'll gladly jump into his arms.

              If she got her leg broken for trying to get more relevance by joining cheerleaders, trying to date Mike and succeeding at it will cause some shit straight from Final Destination movies upon her

              They could nerd out together!

              [...]
              Lucy would go after Sue, it would be fun.

              Even if if that does happen Mike could just use his super reflexes and athletics to save her.

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                damn forgot pic

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                >Lucy is a piece of shit all day every day for years.
                it's fine.
                >Mike snaps once.
                APOLOGIZE YOU PIECE OF SHIT

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                >Lucy acts like a tsundere for years whenever Mike expresses interest
                It's fine
                >Mike doesn't want to date her after over a year of e-dating someone else
                MIKE YOU IDIOT HOW COULD YOU SAY NO

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                I don't think Sue could handle being treated poorly by two of her "friends".

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                This made me sincerely dislike Sue. I hope she gets a solid redemption sometime soon or at least confirmation she no longer feels dislike toward Mike.

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                At least Sue cared enough to go after Mike, even if she tried to comfort him in the wrong way.

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                Normally that would earn her points, but Mike was right: That was the first time Sue had shown concern toward him in a long, long time. It took him lashing out before she stopped sitting on the sidelines.

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                >That was the first time Sue had shown concern toward him in a long, long time.
                This was the first time Sue noticed. Even Paulo knew Mike was going through shit. No wonder he's Mike's best friend.

                I want Lucy to go through some sort of reformation so badly.

                She already did, that's the problem.

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                >She already did, that's the problem.
                Pardon me, then. A second reformation, one more thorough than the first and which actually sticks.

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                wasnt mike being bullied like 10 seconds before hand and no one did anything. She isnt the victim lol.

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          She was interested.

          Sue liked Mike, but not enough to even want to wade into the bullshit of stepping into the love triangle even if Mike was interested. She still jills to the idea of Paulo and Mike fricking though.

          askbcb isn't very convincing canon, though.

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            It's suitably deranged for BCB if Sue can't stand Paulo in real life but jerk offs to the idea of him fricking her childhood crush.

            • 3 months ago
              Anonymous

              Why not go further and let her dream of getting sandwiched between two bi for her boys?

            • 3 months ago
              Anonymous

              She partake's in the thinking woman's fetish

              Why not go further and let her dream of getting sandwiched between two bi for her boys?

              She seems pretty much asexual. Maybe something she has in common with Abbey.

              One wonders if Sue would regain her interest if Mike broke things off with Sandy and her own bruised ego was soothed.

              I think she would be careful about it, but she would certainly consider it.

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                Then dream of sandwiching Mike between herself and Paulo instead

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                >I think she would be careful about it, but she would certainly consider it.
                The chances would probably increase the more he openly values or validates her opinions.

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                if the comic somehow starts pushing Mike x Sue I won't even be mad because taeshi finally decided to do something interesting this decade

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                If she got her leg broken for trying to get more relevance by joining cheerleaders, trying to date Mike and succeeding at it will cause some shit straight from Final Destination movies upon her

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                [...]
                Mike already apologized to Sue. He just needs to show interest in her personally and she'll gladly jump into his arms.
                [...]
                [...]
                Even if if that does happen Mike could just use his super reflexes and athletics to save her.

                >Sue realizes Lucy feels nothing but disdain for her
                >She starts hanging out with Mike more again
                >Mike's mood improves, his animu reflexes come back
                Mike is constantly saving Sue from every electrical outlet she uses shorting out, every street she crosses having someone speeding while drunk, and every time she slips there's a sharp metal edge just in front of her.
                However, this constant rescuing only creates and exacerbates romantic tension, turning an old friendship into mutual crush into dating.

                Meanwhile, Augustus has to barricade his door at night to prevent Lucy raping him in his sleep.

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                Think Sue would try to do romantic things for her man Mike? Like dressing up in the cheerleader outfit or even leave a trail of roses leading to her? Of course there's the chance that she'll hurt herself again, but her Korat lover would be there to catch her.

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                Sue would probably be all stoic and distant outside, but super clingy in private.

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                So in school Sue would act above all the rumors and gossip saying she's above it. But in private with Mike she's constantly hugging, nuzzling and cuddling him? If so I can see it being took a step farther with Sue taking the initiative and even sitting in his lap.

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                >even sitting in his lap
                Lucky fricking bastard. But also would be extremely effective on him

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                I think she'd be too proud to crawl up against him, but if he pulls her in she'd love to cuddle.

                She's high maintenance, though.

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                >into debates in high school
                yeah shes into some kinky shit and probably the top

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                Sexually repressed Mike would experience an overload.

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                Would it cause the inexperienced Korat to freeze up? Or would it awaken his lustful wants and wiles that've been locked away so long?

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                Sue would have to lead and likely pleased that she's basically in charge of this whole exchange. Then Mike would get into it and take off just fine.

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                >Mike gets back into old shape by constantly saving Sue from universe trying it's best to send her back to hospital
                Yeah, sounds like silly fun time, with more elaborate dangerous stuff happening the more she and her old crush fall for each other ||and spoiler will not help Augustus. Lucy gonna roleplay being Alej||

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                I can see this culminating in a few ways, but probably the best is the curse sending Sue to the hospital in an unexpected way. Like let's say the pair finally feel comfortable enough to take their relationship to the next level. But the condom breaks, or the pill Sue's on just doesn't work. Or maybe Mike's just super virile. Whatever the case Sue will have to eventually go back to the hospital.

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                They could nerd out together!

                If she got her leg broken for trying to get more relevance by joining cheerleaders, trying to date Mike and succeeding at it will cause some shit straight from Final Destination movies upon her

                Lucy would go after Sue, it would be fun.

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                >Lucy goes after Sue to beat the crap out of nerd she stopped considering rival way back at elementary school
                Okay, yeah, that would be fun

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                >They could nerd out together!
                oh look another cute relationship detail that was occasionally referenced until it was just forgotten about entirely

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                >Maybe something she has in common with Abbey.
                In that her high standards for herself and others have left an unsatisfied build-up of repressed lust at her core, subtly coloring her behavior and ready to burst out on whoever meets her standards (or happens to be nearby when her self-control lapses)?

                Because that applies to both of them.

              • 3 months ago
                Hamlet of Troy

                >She partake's in the thinking woman's fetish
                lol she probably browses {spoiler]fujochan[/spoiler] if it existed back then.

                wasnt mike being bullied like 10 seconds before hand and no one did anything. She isnt the victim lol.

                eh, mike was being a spiteful little prick, then paulo snatched his phone from him, and then Sue probably say the first time Mike and Paulo ever got physical between them. So I wouldn't even say it was the wrong way, just that Mike wasn't ready to talk about Sandy yet.

                I want Lucy to go through some sort of reformation so badly.

                Doesn't everyone?

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          She and Amaya were, a long time ago, before realising that separating Mike from phone gonna be harder than separating Daisy from ice cream. But in this pic she's probably just for composition and making an even number of girls since request was just "Hugh Hefner Mike with bunny girls"

  59. 3 months ago
    Anonymous
  60. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    People realizing there's no real ending to this comic, no "endgame ships"
    This is going to go on until random one day after a chapter it just stops updating and it's over. Either she dies, they make enough to retire, or no one cares anymore and they move either to porn or doing something to continue making money so they leach and don't have to work.
    Bittersweet Candy Bowl itself will have no conclusion ever and you know this deep down, yet will continue wasting years theorizing and yearning for something that will never exist

  61. 3 months ago
    Anonymous
  62. 3 months ago
    Anonymous
  63. 3 months ago
    Anonymous
    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      >School shooter Mike and his platonic-not so platonic partner in crime James
      Based

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        McCain gave them a few tips on target priority and loadout.

  64. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Consider the following:

    SuexMikexLucy

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      >SuexMikexLucy
      Shit.
      >SuexMikexAmaya
      Kino.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      No, screw that white b***h. She's never ever done a single good thing for her friends. Augustus doesn't count, he's practically Lucy's pet.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        I want Lucy to go through some sort of reformation so badly.

  65. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    So everyone ITT is a BCB discord user just saying things they don't want to get banned for in that discord

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      I see you are unfamiliar with Suitcase's liberal and dare I say braindead application of the banhammer.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      >projecting

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