>Be Batman
>Get Joker captured
>Cut off his arms and legs
>Technically doesn't kill Joker
>Can't do much as a stump
>Problem solved
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>Be Batman. >Get Joker captured. >Cut off his arms and legs. >Technically doesn't kill Joker
>Another villain gives Joker robot limbs
>He's now even more dangerous.
Good work, Batman. You should have just raped him!
>That’s your answer for everything, Commissioner
>And you haven't seen Calendar Woman come back once since.
>I'm telling you most criminals are just one good gangbang by the boys in blue from becoming reproductive members of society.
Damm Jason really is a fricking idiot.
>Be Jason Todd
>Tries to kill Joker
>Joker gets out of it again
>Whole life is nothing but this cycle
>be Jason Todd
>Kill self for ratings
>Comes back again.
>frick all of Bruce and Dick's b***hes in retaliation
Jason a virgin.
I liked it better when the joker just always got away or "died"
And then resurfaced later
Just rape him amd thats all
Joker will keep coming back because writers can't keep the clown dead and buried.
Batman will never know peace unless there's a finality to his comic series which won't happen for quite some time.
why don't they put tracking devices inside all of the major villains
>Put tracking device on Joker
>Joker is so INSAAAAAAAAANE that just tracking his movements with a GPS drives people crazy
I can already imagine it, he runs in patterns that form words so explicit the guards kill themselves and their families
What if you just have a magic user just remove the madness from him? Just delete it? Zantanna and Fate can warp reality right? So this would be cake.
Oh yeah just rip that madness out and fling it into the universe at random. Nothing will go wrong there.
Compress it or store it in a fricking jar. Better yet, toss it in the phantom zone. Why not lock up the Arkham loonies in the phantom zone? Throw some food in once it twice for them
So you want to allow The Joker's psyche to infect the Phantom Zone and make a bunch of Kryptonite Jokers? Scott Snyder would be proud. But I'll need to see the art pitches first before we decide if this is a new evernt or just a Bizarro origin.
You know, the more I think about it, the more I think Big Jim has the only solution to the Joker problem.
Yeah, I think raping the joker is the only way
this is why superhero comics are in decline, you can't mix goofy things from the oldest eras and attach them to realistic settings, Joker killing hundreds of people in AMERICA, getting arrested, escaping from prison without a single superhero or normal person no shooting him a bullet in his head is moronic as hell.
>t. Non American
We don't shoot and kill criminals on site, especially since the US is blue right now, just like the comic book industry. Gotham is like Chicago, and anything goes in Chicago so batman is quite realistic
>We don't shoot and kill criminals on site
best joke post of the night
Post proof of us doing that, bongboy
Are you telling me you cant search "police shoots criminal and dies" in google and find dozens of cases only on this year?
>We don't shoot and kill criminals on site
>YUH HUH, YES YOU DO!!
>Ok, how?
>WELL.. UHHHH..... ERM..... C-COPS SHOOT CRIMINALS EVERY SINGLE DAY
fantastic. By that logic, every single country on earth shoots criminals on site
Do you believe every single country has cops shooting and killing criminals every single day? are you for real?
>NOOOO COPS DONT KILL PEOPLE
are you pretending to be moronic?
>We don't shoot and kill criminals on site
>NO COPS DON'T COUNT BECAUSE I BELIEVE COPS DO THE SAME IN ALL COUNTRIES
>NO THIS CASE DOESN'T COUNT EITHER BECAUSE THEY ARE "RANDOMS"
America everyone
>we don't shoot and kill criminals on the site
yeah you kill innocent persons instead
https://www.cbsnews.com/news/ralph-yarl-shooting-charges-filed-andrew-lester-kansas-city/
>Heh, here's a link of some random killing some other random
Wow. I thought no one ever in the history of America had ever, EVER shot someone for no reason. Everyday, you learn.
The Joker would still figure something out. You could reduce him to the size of an atom and imprison him at the heart of a distant sun and he'd still figure out a way to escape and kill some dipshit in Gotham. He's literally unstoppable. Batman could put him in a machine that cuts him into atoms and he'd still come back.
You might as well start killing when you get to that point
>be Bruce Wayne, supergenius and CEO/CTO of waynetech
>invest all of your money in super magic alien gender bending drugs
>find villian/criminal
>genderbend
>take back to the Bat Rape cave
>eventually all the effort Bruce needs to put in at night is fricking them all
It's just that easy.
>Time to spoon-feed your meal Joker
>What, you have a joke to tell?
>*Hears joke*
>KILL JOHN LENNON
>What you're asking James...you know i can't
joker sucks bro even this bald homie could kill him if he really wanted to