>be Brian Tyler. >Get asked by universal to orchestrate music for the upcoming mario movie. >Overjoyed

>be Brian Tyler
>Get asked by universal to orchestrate music for the upcoming mario movie
>Overjoyed
>Carefully put together music tracks with mario motifs mixed in
>The movie is released
>Half of your music is replaced with 80s needle drops
>The movie gets worse reviews because of it

I hate corporate meddling so much it's unreal.

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  1. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    It's the fricking minions company what did you expect?
    They're only goal is to make money and sell soundtracks.
    I agree that it fricking sucks but that's just how it is.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Based.
      Illumination was created just so it can pay the bills while DreamWorks use it to make good films.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        Dreamworks still sucks idiot

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        The trolls films are fricking masterpieces

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        Dreamworks did the same crap.
        The HTTYD had some of the best soundtracks ever and it was replaced by zoomer music. Compare the OST ending credits of the first movie with what was shown in theaters. The intro of the second movie is literally shown for the teaser.

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          Which music got replaced exactly?

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      I'm not buying a soundtrack that is half Greatest Top 20s Hits.

  2. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    I got fricking whiplash when it went from the Mario kart music to fricking AC/DC

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      They didn’t credit Grant Kirkhope for the DK Rap either.

      >Brian Tyler
      Who?

      >needle drops
      absolute cancer. It only works if it’s for ONE sequence and only when it feels earned. Doing it every 15 minutes is shit and makes the movie worse for it

      This got replaced by take on me:

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous
      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        Hopefully they will make a directors cut

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          I hope that the director's cut actually makes the movie not a steaming pile of dogshit

          Glad I pirated it

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            What about it made you so angry?

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        Frick illumination

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        it's okay, but it's still better than fricking pop song inserts. frick illumination.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        I prefer take on me, but then again I am a boomer, good music none the less.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        No way

  3. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Well maybe he should stop being a pussy and say something about it?

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      The suits probably threatened to fire him

  4. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    They didn’t credit Grant Kirkhope for the DK Rap either.

  5. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Brian Tyler
    Who?

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      just look him up, he's composed music for a shitload of movies and video games

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        No.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        Anything actually good, or just a bunch of uninteresting slop?

        [...]
        [...]
        [...]
        This got replaced by take on me:

        It's not very good, but sure, it's better then take on me for a mario movie

  6. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    As long as they paid what they said they would he shouldn't give a frick

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      I'm sure you'd be dancing and cheering if half of your work for a production was thrown away and replaced with random generic shit.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        As long as I got paid what I was supposed to why care they always had the right to toss my work out I'm just a contract worker

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          So this is the worker's integrity I've heard about so much.

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          have you ever been paid for creative work?

  7. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Kids like shot like that
    Not kidding

  8. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    >needle drops
    absolute cancer. It only works if it’s for ONE sequence and only when it feels earned. Doing it every 15 minutes is shit and makes the movie worse for it

  9. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    so it seems like i really should just watch this with the sound off or wait for a fanedit. how could they have nailed everything about the movie except for the shit involving your sense of hearing? (hollywood VA’s, overplayed boomer tunes)

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      There's only three instances of it and they're only a minute or so long each.

  10. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Movie felt that was made for tiktok morons, so it fits having stupid songs in it. I blame universal

  11. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    >yo lil donnie

  12. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    >DUDE 80s MUSIC LMAO
    when will this fricking die?

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      old music isn't going away unlike other forms of media.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      when boomers do

  13. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    bump

  14. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Someone must have made a soundtrack edit of the whole movie, right?

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Yes

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        No I mean has anyone edited those tracks into a cut of the movie?

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          I think someone posted one on shitter, but it got taken down

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          I have seen edits from Star Wars and Avengers on Pirate Bay.

  15. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    The scene with the Kong driving to Take on Me was based.
    The rest of the real world music sucked however.

  16. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    you kidding? Brian Tyler gives all the work to his five ghostwriters and dozen orchestrators, and takes a smoke break. he's a clown.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      His music is still better than the cheap slop we got

  17. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    >be animator
    >spend several years animating your cute waifu Princess Peach
    >they hire some b***h with a smoker's voice to voice her

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      people who animate for a career deserve to get dabbed on

  18. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    The only one I felt was really out of place was stand by me. I don’t know what they were thinking with that

  19. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    did this really happen?

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      The movie has some really nice orchestrated music from the games but also has some out of place pop songs. I think there’s some unused music that people found that would have fit where those songs

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