>Be chad. >Cant do small talks

>Be chad
>Cant do small talks
>Rather talk about imaginary 9 foot racist men dressed in power armor genociding aliens

As an attractive man who have good count of women approaching me, I can relate to this problem of being socially moronic.

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  1. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Based Henry blocking nogs approachs with his autism skills

  2. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I’m quite literally a 6’5 chad and don’t even date any more. Women are moronic. I’d rather just have sex then relegate all socialising to the bros, gaming etc

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >I’m quite literally a 6’5 chad
      The imagination of a child is a wonderous thing

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        5'11 detected

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >ugly tall people can't exist

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Im not a chad but just an ex college athlete, decent looking dude. My 20s were me doing just this. I hated women and still do. They are boring as hell. I would just hop on Tinder and suffer through small talk, meet at a bar, pretend to be interested, hook up then block her.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      That's common. Many guys after a certain age just don't want to put up with the bullshit anymore.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Did not expect to see a RPG Codex forum screenshot on Cinemaphile today

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        why women will attack me if i want to help them?

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          because they're strong, independent and don't need no man. well, outside their 4 baby daddies

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I’m in the same boat women these days give me the ick I’d rather watch porn

  3. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous
    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      OH NO NO NO NO

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        we should be able to reply using .mp3 sound bites

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      oh no he doesn't get to frick an ugly smelly baboon. poor guy

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        She's israeli

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Wow he is even more literally me than previously considered possible

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      He's had the same hairline since The Tudors. You should probably go for the hands approach, you weak father figure insecure lil b***h.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        wow that's a cute little coffee mug

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        T my line at 11 blame terrible barbers not even frickin genetic dependant
        cavil may not even be transplanted because its a literal common hairline

        before you talk shit multiple A listers enjoy it

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Thats been there since the batman vs superman days

  4. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    She looks ugly so why would a chad like Henry care about her or what she thinks? This is like some incel nerd saying he doesn't like Stacy.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >This is like some incel nerd saying he doesn't like Stacy.
      You mean like the average Cinemaphile poster does every day?

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        yes that was his point

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Yes that is literally what I was saying. It makes her come across like an incel.

          >tiffany haddish confirmed /ourgirl/

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Yes that is literally what I was saying. It makes her come across like an incel.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Man, imagine getting dunked on by the incels you wanted to shit on. Sad days anon, sad days.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        jfc, follow the logic of the point, you moronic turd-squirter.
        you're too desperate to land a zinger. it demonstrates weakness/desperation.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Women feel entitled to every man they see. If you reject them, they immediately get defensive and angry.

  5. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    He should be talking about fried chicken and watermelon.

  6. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >based in India

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      You have no idea how many indi gossip sites are internationally famous now.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        literally zero sukdeep

  7. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Literally who? She looks ugly.

  8. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Tiffany Haddish

  9. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I’m realizing lately that men may not be the ones with bad social skills

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      women generally don't need to have social skills as far as getting dates is concerned

  10. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    You should be autism maxing

    You should be scaring the hoes

    The right woman will feel no fear and will wade through your autism and claim you with her own autism

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Extreme autism and being a BIGGUY4U while ugly is a dangerous combo that gets a lot of hate from women, but it certainly works for a select few women where the sheer unflinching iron will of my spergers is mistaken for character or something

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      but on a serious note, isn't that women will be insane and will drive you crazy though?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >ugly black woman isn't attracted to handsome autist
      >meanwhile pretty hoes like pic related want to bear his autistic children
      I think might be right.

  11. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >A civil lawsuit filed Tuesday in Los Angeles Superior Court by a 22-year-old woman on behalf of herself and her younger brother accuses renowned actor, comedian and author Tiffany Haddish and fellow comedian Aries Spears of abusing the plaintiffs sexually when they were both minors.

    >Filed using the pseudonyms "Jane Doe" and "John Doe" (the brother, born in 2007, is still a minor) the lawsuit alleges Haddish and Spears groomed the young plaintiffs and coerced them into "filming sexually explicit child pornography skits."

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >Filed using the pseudonyms "Jane Doe" and "John Doe" (the brother, born in 2007, is still a minor) the lawsuit alleges Haddish and Spears groomed the young plaintiffs and coerced them into "filming sexually explicit child pornography skits."
      They're just skits, goy. It's like calling sex with children "trysts."

  12. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >I used to really want this movie star chad until he treated me like the help. Now I just publicly share my fantasies about what I should have said in the moment to make him like me.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Blacksisters we need more time!

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I adore Famke Janssen but in this shot she looks like the boyfriend who died on The Good Wife.

      >In b4 "it's GoldenEye and it's a classic you dumb gay."
      I know; it's just a bad freeze frame.

  13. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    he doesn't want you, nigress

  14. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Balding charisma vacuum + ugly nigress = match made in heaven

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >Balding charisma vacuum + ugly nigress
      But enough about this Tiffany woman.

  15. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >oh no, he isn't worshiping me while i talk about myself and what i want, I don't know how to feign interest in the hobbies of the man i like

  16. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Reminds me of Chef, you don't pay a prostitute for sex you pay her to leave afterwards. Being able to get laid is only half of it, being able to manage all that bullshit that comes with crazy b***hes is something I definitely never mastered and it makes the getting laid part look pretty lame tbh senpai.

  17. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    How much you wanna bet she approached him and expected him to do all the talking despite being complete strangers.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      5 dollars

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      So true about expecting a man to do all the talking. Always hated dating those kind of women. They have no personality and make no effort and act all b***hy and then they'll blame you for being the awkward one

  18. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    What is the creature on the left and why should anyone care what it thinks?

  19. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >nooooo you can't talk about stuff you like nooooooooooo

  20. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    He could have a small peepee. If you're a fatty in your youth, chances are your penis ends up smaller than usual, even if you get in shape as an adult. Something about hormone imbalance.

    >Obesity Is Strongly Associated With Low Testosterone and Reduced Penis Growth During Development:
    >Penis length and testosterone are strongly related in children during puberty. Penile length growth is significantly decreased (by about 10%) in obese boys when compared to normal-weight boys, with concomitantly reduced testosterone levels, across puberal phases.
    https://pubmed.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/34283215/

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Someone claiming to Gina Carino posted here they broke up with him for having a small dick

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >they
        opinoin discarded

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >Penile length growth is significantly decreased (by about 10%)
      Ah well I was never going to get a girl to like me so what does it matter anyway that i was an overweight frick?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I was a fat kid up untill 15-16, thought i had klinefelter's for most of my life as i had mannboobs, rather wide hips and almost no hair on my chest. I also started smoking weed, cigarettes and drinking at 15.
      I'm 6'4'' and have a 7x5.5 dick. I haven't inspected any wieners in my family but from what I do know it's very unlikely that there's big dick genetics on either side.
      I'm pushing 30 and still no chest hair tho

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      damn. my shit was gonna be huge in that case. still packing enugh to satisfy my girl and my femboy tg

  21. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Only white chicks on Henry's dick.

  22. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Black women are so fricking ugly

  23. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Its not that I'm socially moronic. I just don't care for the attitude of women. They can't just hangout and chill without asking 199 questions an hour. You ever watch a movie with one of them and they ask you every characters motive? b***h just put your phone down and watch the movie. God damnit

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Can confirm. With my ex, I used to wanna just chat with her to see how she was doing. She would always end it with "can you take me to ______ tomorrow" because she didn't have a car. Never wanted to just talk, always needed something.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        You sound like a woman yourself, needing attention and pointless conversation.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >Maintaining a relationship le bad
          I think YOU are the woman, anon.

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            That's not maintenance, that's enabling. It's OK to help your gf out but if that's all she wants, there's a problem. Especially so if she doesn't reciprocate yet you're trying to ask her how her day was lol

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      My wife is the polar opposite of this which I suppose is why I'm with her. She only comments on moronic things that characters do in movies and TV shows.
      The lesson is to not go out with moronic women that want to act like children in perpetuity.

  24. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    The moment Cavil loses his attractiveness will be his death sentence in the film world.
    He is basically the next Orlando Bloom

  25. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Why would you publicly say shit like this to to embarrass a man? What's wrong with you?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      1.) He's been open about being a dork for a long time, he's done videos about his Warhammer obsession and doesn't hide any of it.
      2.) 100% chance he rejected her because he's not into gross looking black girls, and she got mad about it. Decided to get some revenge by basically saying SHE doesn't want HIM which is absolutely absurd.
      3.) No one gives a shit about celebrities and their pastimes anymore, everyone stopped caring in the early 2000s after the 500th celeb flashed their c**t getting out of a limo or "leaked" a sex tape.

  26. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    This is woman cope. It's the same as when men get shot down and then say the woman is an ugly prostitute.

  27. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >be chad
    >disgusting ugly obese negress approaches you
    >manage to drive her away
    Win win

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      This. He probably wasn't interested but didn't want to offend her.

  28. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I mean, that's one way to diplomatically drive off vapid thots you would never touch with a tent pole anyway. His actual girlfriend does look like a nice, smart nerd girl, tough.

  29. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    It's not really about the subject, it's about confidence.
    I knew archeologist and ornithologist autist chads who would enchant women with boring bullshit about their autistic hobby.
    If you make her pussy wet she will listen to anything and find it fascinating.

  30. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Here’s how it went down.
    >ugly old bull dyke negress approaches statuesque giga chad
    >”bix nood muhfugga I wants a dickin from yo cracka ass”
    >”no thank you but maybe if I exaggerate my nerdier attributes you’ll get the hint since I don’t want to be vilified for the hate crime of rejecting a colored”

  31. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >around black women

    >around korean women

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >You're so handsome!
      >Henry smiles at her

  32. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I used to be pretty. To be blunt, I got more women by just talking about whatever I found interesting, and gauging their reaction. So I wouldn't lore dump about the stat differences between a Landraider Crusader and a Prometheus Pattern Landraider, but I would talk about the appeal of dystopian fantasy stories and super soldiers as a metaphor for the dehumanization of men in war by both allies and enemies.
    But to be honest, I didn't really want to sleep with any chicks who couldn't at least partly hold a conversation about that stuff anyway.

  33. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >oh no this hot guy has zero interest in the things I like now I think he's gross
    typical

  34. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    If a guy said that about a woman he would be destroyed

  35. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Cant do small talks

    Says who? Maybe he just didn't want to talk to that ugly Black person

  36. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >tfw no bix nood in d&d
    ugly Black person b***h

  37. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I'd say the best part about being into nerdy shit like D&D, video games, and Warhammer is that it gives vapid c**ts like her the ick so they leave you alone.

  38. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >As an attractive man who have good count of women approaching me, I can relate to this problem of being socially moronic.

  39. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >why isn't he kissing my ass?
    >must be gay

    roast cope 101

  40. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Tiffany Haddish
    Literally who?

  41. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    poor man's jade cargill

  42. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    So being a dork is guaranteed prostitute repellent?
    Good for him.

    I notice she didn't mention what she was trying to talk to him about.
    I'm sure it was fkn scintillating.

  43. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >black woman fetishized white chad
    wow, color me shocked everyone

  44. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    women are morons who project their image of you onto your personality before they even meet you. i was paired up with this hot girl at work, she pretty much begged the manager to help me with a pointless task (warehouse). she asked me what i was into and i remember going on a tangent about marvel and superheroes and how i had just gotten into DCAU and watched the horror dawn on her that i was a fricking nerd underneath the 10/10. afterward we had many interactions where we were pretty much arguing how i “should” act and what i “should” care about. we were both unwilling to compromise but not willing to admit we would frick each other’s brains out.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      had similar experiences, theyre super turned off when the image of you in their head doesnt match exactly who you are

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >women are morons who project their image of you onto your personality before they even meet you
      This is pretty succinct.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >project their image of you onto your personality before they even meet you

      literally everyone does this you misogynstic pleb.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I don’t, but not out of some higher morality. I simply don’t care enough about people I don’t know to bother forming preconceptions about them.

  45. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >meet woman who you have no chemistry with
    >she gets mad and shits on you
    Tale as old as time

  46. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >I already told you, Idon't frick Black folk
    based Cavill

  47. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    If you’re attractive, ugly women go apoplectic when they realize you don’t want to frick them. It’s very funny.

  48. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >>Cant do small talks
    bye goose, it's time for a new literally me

  49. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    will Cinemaphile help fight to keep warhammer 40k pure?

  50. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Why are random literal who people always hating on Henry?

  51. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >9 foot racist men dressed in power armor genociding aliens
    THAT'S why we literally have to purge the communist
    she WILL collaborate with the XENOS

  52. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    does she really think it doesn't make her look salty she's too ugly?

  53. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Ugly coon wondering why Henry doesnt hit on her

  54. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    it's not that he's socially awkward, it's that like most intelligent people he seems to have no interest in "normie" culture. Things that normies like such as drinking to excess, drugs, and dancing to music you can't really hear at clubs, because they're shallow consoomer automatons. Case in point that b***h.

  55. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Why would he give her the time of day? He obviously started talking about nerdy shit to get her to go away. Then she had sour grapes because he didn’t want to frick a woman that’s below average for a black woman.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I've had better looking black girls than this hit on me when I was younger and I straight up told them that I don't frick black girls because I went to school with them and they're too violent.

      Looking back I did have some very autistic tendencies in my youth, in particular a brutal honesty that wasn't always in my best interest.

  56. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >>Be chad
    He's mid.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      "cookie cutter" jfc

  57. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Cavillbros, we fricking won.Goslinggays are defeated.

  58. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Black women seem to forget that they're at the bottom of the totem pole when it comes to this.
    Especially beat ones like this b***h.

  59. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Why are they so ridiculously determined to run this dude into the ground? He's so non offensive.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      he's difficult to work with apparently, even if sometimes (as on The Witcher) he has good instincts.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Women hate nice guys.

  60. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Frick that b***h.Henry cavil is the man.

  61. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Its so bizaree to see people in the industry talk about him like they themselves have no hobbies, where all they can talk about is the inner circle. All they do is exactly what you expect, where they live like a hamster in a gilded cage. Its really strange.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Their hobbies is to go out there and get publicly humiliated.
      Henry was saved by Zack from becoming like these "people". He became Superman off screen too in 2013 (when his birthday and Christ' ressurection coincided , just like in 2002 when he started acting and this year and last time this century until 2097). Also Henry's birthday coincides with Saint George the Conqueror, which was also paralleled in Superman spearing Doomsday and transcending his own "sin" through death and next ressurection and BvS also came out in Easter tho in theatrical form but that wasn't on Zack.

      Look at Jimmy Kimmel, talked shit about gamers, then gets paired with bixnoodean who bullies him into saying BLM BLM BLM louder Jimmy .
      You think why Jimmy Olsen got shot in BvS?

  62. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >disgusting sheboon comes up to you and shouts some ebonics at your face
    >ignore this subhuman
    >"reeeee so awkward"

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Cavill would be ten times more disgusted by someone like you.

  63. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Tiffany Haddish

  64. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    It's over bros. Even Henry Cavill gives women the ick now. Hoeflation can't be stopped.

  65. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    she was the awkward one with no social skills

  66. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Now watch the public reaction if a male actor talks about really wanting a certain woman

  67. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    She was just uninteresting

  68. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >roastie gets filtered

  69. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Yeah, i bet he´s loosing some sleep over it... i wonder if woke people realize shaming and rejecting people is the privilege of the hot and successful? It just doesn´t carry the same punch when it´s the fat ugly 3 telling the 9 he lost his chance.

  70. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >be an absolutely mid woman
    >have an ick for the most desired man on earth for "who do you think you are" reasons
    Every day I thank the Lord for not have being born a fricking woman

  71. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    OURGUY

  72. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    hey henry wanna play gurps

  73. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    He is literally me, just an awkward nerdy guy who would rather spend his time playing world of warcraft and board games. He even build is own computer on camera!

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      what happened to his eye in the middle pic

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        black eye gang

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >The Man of Steel star got a bruised eye during a rugby game with friends in a park, Cavill’s rep tells PEOPLE.
        obvious pr. he was a night life mess

  74. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Literally me

  75. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    and I am sure Henry contemplated talking about eating spoonfuls of cornstarch and stealin shit from Target to make her feel comfortable but he decided against it too because then he would have to be near her long enough that he would smell her Black person stink.

  76. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >based in India

    What is it with jeets and Henry cavill?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      zack snyder association

  77. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    busted classless somebody make it into a cavil pasta ur welcome
    ()fpr comics worst qualities > aplicable cavil interaction i would describe te joke as ultra adjective abitra-e

    frick u its not lazy its apatetic

    funny because true on all level s

    yes i tried to be funny you can Lel now

  78. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I'm still convinced that this whole "Cavill is actually a fricking dork just like you" think is nothing but a huge lie because there is practically nothing else to sell the guy on, aside from just his looks. He has no charisma and he can barely act.

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