>Be chad
>Cant do small talks
>Rather talk about imaginary 9 foot racist men dressed in power armor genociding aliens
As an attractive man who have good count of women approaching me, I can relate to this problem of being socially moronic.
>Be chad. >Cant do small talks
Based Henry blocking nogs approachs with his autism skills
I’m quite literally a 6’5 chad and don’t even date any more. Women are moronic. I’d rather just have sex then relegate all socialising to the bros, gaming etc
>I’m quite literally a 6’5 chad
The imagination of a child is a wonderous thing
5'11 detected
>ugly tall people can't exist
Im not a chad but just an ex college athlete, decent looking dude. My 20s were me doing just this. I hated women and still do. They are boring as hell. I would just hop on Tinder and suffer through small talk, meet at a bar, pretend to be interested, hook up then block her.
That's common. Many guys after a certain age just don't want to put up with the bullshit anymore.
Did not expect to see a RPG Codex forum screenshot on Cinemaphile today
why women will attack me if i want to help them?
because they're strong, independent and don't need no man. well, outside their 4 baby daddies
I’m in the same boat women these days give me the ick I’d rather watch porn
OH NO NO NO NO
we should be able to reply using .mp3 sound bites
oh no he doesn't get to frick an ugly smelly baboon. poor guy
She's israeli
Wow he is even more literally me than previously considered possible
He's had the same hairline since The Tudors. You should probably go for the hands approach, you weak father figure insecure lil b***h.
wow that's a cute little coffee mug
T my line at 11 blame terrible barbers not even frickin genetic dependant
cavil may not even be transplanted because its a literal common hairline
before you talk shit multiple A listers enjoy it
Thats been there since the batman vs superman days
She looks ugly so why would a chad like Henry care about her or what she thinks? This is like some incel nerd saying he doesn't like Stacy.
>This is like some incel nerd saying he doesn't like Stacy.
You mean like the average Cinemaphile poster does every day?
yes that was his point
>tiffany haddish confirmed /ourgirl/
Yes that is literally what I was saying. It makes her come across like an incel.
Man, imagine getting dunked on by the incels you wanted to shit on. Sad days anon, sad days.
jfc, follow the logic of the point, you moronic turd-squirter.
you're too desperate to land a zinger. it demonstrates weakness/desperation.
Women feel entitled to every man they see. If you reject them, they immediately get defensive and angry.
He should be talking about fried chicken and watermelon.
>based in India
You have no idea how many indi gossip sites are internationally famous now.
literally zero sukdeep
Literally who? She looks ugly.
>Tiffany Haddish
I’m realizing lately that men may not be the ones with bad social skills
women generally don't need to have social skills as far as getting dates is concerned
You should be autism maxing
You should be scaring the hoes
The right woman will feel no fear and will wade through your autism and claim you with her own autism
Extreme autism and being a BIGGUY4U while ugly is a dangerous combo that gets a lot of hate from women, but it certainly works for a select few women where the sheer unflinching iron will of my spergers is mistaken for character or something
but on a serious note, isn't that women will be insane and will drive you crazy though?
>ugly black woman isn't attracted to handsome autist
>meanwhile pretty hoes like pic related want to bear his autistic children
I think might be right.
>A civil lawsuit filed Tuesday in Los Angeles Superior Court by a 22-year-old woman on behalf of herself and her younger brother accuses renowned actor, comedian and author Tiffany Haddish and fellow comedian Aries Spears of abusing the plaintiffs sexually when they were both minors.
>Filed using the pseudonyms "Jane Doe" and "John Doe" (the brother, born in 2007, is still a minor) the lawsuit alleges Haddish and Spears groomed the young plaintiffs and coerced them into "filming sexually explicit child pornography skits."
>Filed using the pseudonyms "Jane Doe" and "John Doe" (the brother, born in 2007, is still a minor) the lawsuit alleges Haddish and Spears groomed the young plaintiffs and coerced them into "filming sexually explicit child pornography skits."
They're just skits, goy. It's like calling sex with children "trysts."
>I used to really want this movie star chad until he treated me like the help. Now I just publicly share my fantasies about what I should have said in the moment to make him like me.
Blacksisters we need more time!
I adore Famke Janssen but in this shot she looks like the boyfriend who died on The Good Wife.
>In b4 "it's GoldenEye and it's a classic you dumb gay."
I know; it's just a bad freeze frame.
he doesn't want you, nigress
Balding charisma vacuum + ugly nigress = match made in heaven
>Balding charisma vacuum + ugly nigress
But enough about this Tiffany woman.
>oh no, he isn't worshiping me while i talk about myself and what i want, I don't know how to feign interest in the hobbies of the man i like
Reminds me of Chef, you don't pay a prostitute for sex you pay her to leave afterwards. Being able to get laid is only half of it, being able to manage all that bullshit that comes with crazy b***hes is something I definitely never mastered and it makes the getting laid part look pretty lame tbh senpai.
How much you wanna bet she approached him and expected him to do all the talking despite being complete strangers.
5 dollars
So true about expecting a man to do all the talking. Always hated dating those kind of women. They have no personality and make no effort and act all b***hy and then they'll blame you for being the awkward one
What is the creature on the left and why should anyone care what it thinks?
>nooooo you can't talk about stuff you like nooooooooooo
He could have a small peepee. If you're a fatty in your youth, chances are your penis ends up smaller than usual, even if you get in shape as an adult. Something about hormone imbalance.
>Obesity Is Strongly Associated With Low Testosterone and Reduced Penis Growth During Development:
>Penis length and testosterone are strongly related in children during puberty. Penile length growth is significantly decreased (by about 10%) in obese boys when compared to normal-weight boys, with concomitantly reduced testosterone levels, across puberal phases.
https://pubmed.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/34283215/
Someone claiming to Gina Carino posted here they broke up with him for having a small dick
>they
opinoin discarded
>Penile length growth is significantly decreased (by about 10%)
Ah well I was never going to get a girl to like me so what does it matter anyway that i was an overweight frick?
I was a fat kid up untill 15-16, thought i had klinefelter's for most of my life as i had mannboobs, rather wide hips and almost no hair on my chest. I also started smoking weed, cigarettes and drinking at 15.
I'm 6'4'' and have a 7x5.5 dick. I haven't inspected any wieners in my family but from what I do know it's very unlikely that there's big dick genetics on either side.
I'm pushing 30 and still no chest hair tho
damn. my shit was gonna be huge in that case. still packing enugh to satisfy my girl and my femboy tg
Only white chicks on Henry's dick.
Black women are so fricking ugly
Its not that I'm socially moronic. I just don't care for the attitude of women. They can't just hangout and chill without asking 199 questions an hour. You ever watch a movie with one of them and they ask you every characters motive? b***h just put your phone down and watch the movie. God damnit
Can confirm. With my ex, I used to wanna just chat with her to see how she was doing. She would always end it with "can you take me to ______ tomorrow" because she didn't have a car. Never wanted to just talk, always needed something.
You sound like a woman yourself, needing attention and pointless conversation.
>Maintaining a relationship le bad
I think YOU are the woman, anon.
That's not maintenance, that's enabling. It's OK to help your gf out but if that's all she wants, there's a problem. Especially so if she doesn't reciprocate yet you're trying to ask her how her day was lol
My wife is the polar opposite of this which I suppose is why I'm with her. She only comments on moronic things that characters do in movies and TV shows.
The lesson is to not go out with moronic women that want to act like children in perpetuity.
The moment Cavil loses his attractiveness will be his death sentence in the film world.
He is basically the next Orlando Bloom
Why would you publicly say shit like this to to embarrass a man? What's wrong with you?
1.) He's been open about being a dork for a long time, he's done videos about his Warhammer obsession and doesn't hide any of it.
2.) 100% chance he rejected her because he's not into gross looking black girls, and she got mad about it. Decided to get some revenge by basically saying SHE doesn't want HIM which is absolutely absurd.
3.) No one gives a shit about celebrities and their pastimes anymore, everyone stopped caring in the early 2000s after the 500th celeb flashed their c**t getting out of a limo or "leaked" a sex tape.
This is woman cope. It's the same as when men get shot down and then say the woman is an ugly prostitute.
>be chad
>disgusting ugly obese negress approaches you
>manage to drive her away
Win win
This. He probably wasn't interested but didn't want to offend her.
I mean, that's one way to diplomatically drive off vapid thots you would never touch with a tent pole anyway. His actual girlfriend does look like a nice, smart nerd girl, tough.
It's not really about the subject, it's about confidence.
I knew archeologist and ornithologist autist chads who would enchant women with boring bullshit about their autistic hobby.
If you make her pussy wet she will listen to anything and find it fascinating.
Here’s how it went down.
>ugly old bull dyke negress approaches statuesque giga chad
>”bix nood muhfugga I wants a dickin from yo cracka ass”
>”no thank you but maybe if I exaggerate my nerdier attributes you’ll get the hint since I don’t want to be vilified for the hate crime of rejecting a colored”
>around black women
>around korean women
>You're so handsome!
>Henry smiles at her
I used to be pretty. To be blunt, I got more women by just talking about whatever I found interesting, and gauging their reaction. So I wouldn't lore dump about the stat differences between a Landraider Crusader and a Prometheus Pattern Landraider, but I would talk about the appeal of dystopian fantasy stories and super soldiers as a metaphor for the dehumanization of men in war by both allies and enemies.
But to be honest, I didn't really want to sleep with any chicks who couldn't at least partly hold a conversation about that stuff anyway.
>oh no this hot guy has zero interest in the things I like now I think he's gross
typical
If a guy said that about a woman he would be destroyed
>Cant do small talks
Says who? Maybe he just didn't want to talk to that ugly Black person
>tfw no bix nood in d&d
ugly Black person b***h
I'd say the best part about being into nerdy shit like D&D, video games, and Warhammer is that it gives vapid c**ts like her the ick so they leave you alone.
>As an attractive man who have good count of women approaching me, I can relate to this problem of being socially moronic.
>why isn't he kissing my ass?
>must be gay
roast cope 101
>Tiffany Haddish
Literally who?
poor man's jade cargill
So being a dork is guaranteed prostitute repellent?
Good for him.
I notice she didn't mention what she was trying to talk to him about.
I'm sure it was fkn scintillating.
>black woman fetishized white chad
wow, color me shocked everyone
women are morons who project their image of you onto your personality before they even meet you. i was paired up with this hot girl at work, she pretty much begged the manager to help me with a pointless task (warehouse). she asked me what i was into and i remember going on a tangent about marvel and superheroes and how i had just gotten into DCAU and watched the horror dawn on her that i was a fricking nerd underneath the 10/10. afterward we had many interactions where we were pretty much arguing how i “should” act and what i “should” care about. we were both unwilling to compromise but not willing to admit we would frick each other’s brains out.
had similar experiences, theyre super turned off when the image of you in their head doesnt match exactly who you are
>women are morons who project their image of you onto your personality before they even meet you
This is pretty succinct.
>project their image of you onto your personality before they even meet you
literally everyone does this you misogynstic pleb.
I don’t, but not out of some higher morality. I simply don’t care enough about people I don’t know to bother forming preconceptions about them.
>meet woman who you have no chemistry with
>she gets mad and shits on you
Tale as old as time
>I already told you, Idon't frick Black folk
based Cavill
If you’re attractive, ugly women go apoplectic when they realize you don’t want to frick them. It’s very funny.
>>Cant do small talks
bye goose, it's time for a new literally me
will Cinemaphile help fight to keep warhammer 40k pure?
Why are random literal who people always hating on Henry?
>9 foot racist men dressed in power armor genociding aliens
THAT'S why we literally have to purge the communist
she WILL collaborate with the XENOS
does she really think it doesn't make her look salty she's too ugly?
>Ugly coon wondering why Henry doesnt hit on her
it's not that he's socially awkward, it's that like most intelligent people he seems to have no interest in "normie" culture. Things that normies like such as drinking to excess, drugs, and dancing to music you can't really hear at clubs, because they're shallow consoomer automatons. Case in point that b***h.
Why would he give her the time of day? He obviously started talking about nerdy shit to get her to go away. Then she had sour grapes because he didn’t want to frick a woman that’s below average for a black woman.
I've had better looking black girls than this hit on me when I was younger and I straight up told them that I don't frick black girls because I went to school with them and they're too violent.
Looking back I did have some very autistic tendencies in my youth, in particular a brutal honesty that wasn't always in my best interest.
>>Be chad
He's mid.
"cookie cutter" jfc
Cavillbros, we fricking won.Goslinggays are defeated.
Black women seem to forget that they're at the bottom of the totem pole when it comes to this.
Especially beat ones like this b***h.
Why are they so ridiculously determined to run this dude into the ground? He's so non offensive.
he's difficult to work with apparently, even if sometimes (as on The Witcher) he has good instincts.
Women hate nice guys.
Frick that b***h.Henry cavil is the man.
Its so bizaree to see people in the industry talk about him like they themselves have no hobbies, where all they can talk about is the inner circle. All they do is exactly what you expect, where they live like a hamster in a gilded cage. Its really strange.
Their hobbies is to go out there and get publicly humiliated.
Henry was saved by Zack from becoming like these "people". He became Superman off screen too in 2013 (when his birthday and Christ' ressurection coincided , just like in 2002 when he started acting and this year and last time this century until 2097). Also Henry's birthday coincides with Saint George the Conqueror, which was also paralleled in Superman spearing Doomsday and transcending his own "sin" through death and next ressurection and BvS also came out in Easter tho in theatrical form but that wasn't on Zack.
Look at Jimmy Kimmel, talked shit about gamers, then gets paired with bixnoodean who bullies him into saying BLM BLM BLM louder Jimmy .
You think why Jimmy Olsen got shot in BvS?
>disgusting sheboon comes up to you and shouts some ebonics at your face
>ignore this subhuman
>"reeeee so awkward"
Cavill would be ten times more disgusted by someone like you.
>Tiffany Haddish
It's over bros. Even Henry Cavill gives women the ick now. Hoeflation can't be stopped.
she was the awkward one with no social skills
Now watch the public reaction if a male actor talks about really wanting a certain woman
She was just uninteresting
>roastie gets filtered
Yeah, i bet he´s loosing some sleep over it... i wonder if woke people realize shaming and rejecting people is the privilege of the hot and successful? It just doesn´t carry the same punch when it´s the fat ugly 3 telling the 9 he lost his chance.
>be an absolutely mid woman
>have an ick for the most desired man on earth for "who do you think you are" reasons
Every day I thank the Lord for not have being born a fricking woman
OURGUY
hey henry wanna play gurps
He is literally me, just an awkward nerdy guy who would rather spend his time playing world of warcraft and board games. He even build is own computer on camera!
what happened to his eye in the middle pic
black eye gang
>The Man of Steel star got a bruised eye during a rugby game with friends in a park, Cavill’s rep tells PEOPLE.
obvious pr. he was a night life mess
Literally me
and I am sure Henry contemplated talking about eating spoonfuls of cornstarch and stealin shit from Target to make her feel comfortable but he decided against it too because then he would have to be near her long enough that he would smell her Black person stink.
>based in India
What is it with jeets and Henry cavill?
zack snyder association
busted classless somebody make it into a cavil pasta ur welcome
()fpr comics worst qualities > aplicable cavil interaction i would describe te joke as ultra adjective abitra-e
frick u its not lazy its apatetic
funny because true on all level s
yes i tried to be funny you can Lel now
I'm still convinced that this whole "Cavill is actually a fricking dork just like you" think is nothing but a huge lie because there is practically nothing else to sell the guy on, aside from just his looks. He has no charisma and he can barely act.