>be Ewan McGregor
>constantly star in gay shit
>be disgusted by fans shipping you with your hot male co-star
Is he a hypocrite or just moronic?
>be Ewan McGregor. >constantly star in gay shit. >be disgusted by fans shipping you with your hot male co-star
Sometimes you dont want to see a gaping butthole out of nowhere
Then why was I forced to look at Ewan's gaping butthole?
what the frick
Watch Velvet Goldmine (1998)
would.
What the frick is this
Read
Because fricking autistic weirdos are drawing pornography of him and then SENDING IT TO HIM
He can’t sign it in case it’s passed off as his own art.
I hate when that happens
Difference between pretending to act intimate with another actor vs getting sent detailed art and writing of him being gay
>writing of him being gay
isn't that literally what a movie script with a gay role is
not everyone browses Cinemaphile 24/7 and has become desentized to the worst humanity has to offer
He secretly jerk offs to those works, sent him more
Oh I'm sure he does
What did Hayden mean by this?
Hayden was going for the cheek. Ewan wanted the mouth.
Lewd! Is this how Jedis greet one another? Is that why Annakin destroyed the Jedi school? As recompense for years of Obi Wans abuse?
Yes, Obi-Wan was a sick frick and raped him for years. Later on Anakin took special pleasure from killing the younglings because they reminded him of his own young weak self who couldn't stop his pedo Master.
https://archiveofourown.org/works/8542150
Obi Wan cant keep getting away with it!!
not canon
But this is
Relentless handsomeness.
if this isn't intentionally gay I don't know what is
Non-paraphiliacs are disgusted by homosexuality
If it bothers him so much, why doesn't he just call Hayden and ask him to stop sending it?
Fun fact: Hayden draws
she hangs this up while denying she ever dated moby lmao
Didn't she date Hayden ?
Yes and apparently he was her first heartbreak
Hmm that's nice, that's nice... brb gotta read some QuiObi fanfic.
Didn't know there were so many women in this site
You've totally misunderstood the article. Ewan opens the mail and finds gay porn in it, says "fricking hell" because he has to immediately stop and fap to it when he's trying to get other shit done.
Ewan is 100% gay. He has done 3 gay roles just off the top of my head, probably more.
>Ewan is 100% gay
What about PUTA? She left and enraged her husband just to play a beard? I only question your percentage.
100% gay and 1% hetero. Quick maths.
or he's bisexual or simply comfortable with his sexuality
>comfortable with his sexuality
You don't become an A lister without getting fricked by powerful men. Ask Brendan Fraser how his career tanked after he refused to be raped.
You just know most of those dudes are getting or have gotten bootyblasted on the regular
> I would eat Hayden's ass if he asked me to
Thankfully Hayden will never ask you to do that
How come fujos can do this shit constantly but me saying Kristen Stewart just hasn't found the right wiener is considered a hate crime
To be fair I don't think this is considered normal, even for fujos. There's quite a bit of difference between shipping, and pushing your ship in the actor/voice actor/writer's face for validation, or for shits and giggles.