>be harrison ford
>102 years old but studios keep pitching roles because zoomers can't act
>only take roles to keep funding hobbies
>sick of acting, sick of being alive
>hate cinema, hate fans, only care about plane collection
>studio calls and pitches indy 5
>finally had enough, demand $150m salary
>mfw they say yes
>still sick of acting, film scenes with scowl on face, barely moving or emoting at all
>worst performance of career
>mfw there's no more budget left after my salary for effects or anything else
>mfw the entire movie is made using cheap imported vfx
>mfw movie massively bombs, costing studios hundreds of millions of dollars
>mfw no more pesky studios calling
>mfw no more annoying fans
>go back to buying planes
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>barely moving or emoting at all
you're not using this word correctly, actors "emoting" is a bad thing
harrison ford is a fantastic troll, though. frick yidsney.
whatever i wrote it in 3 minutes i think it's funny
I was just letting you know for future reference, anon; emoting is typically used to mean overacting.
thanks homie .. can you modify it and repaste it in every indy thread for the next four days thanks dawg
I usually just call overacting overacting
It's mostly incorrect.
No it's correct
It’s mostly correct
He got only $20 million for it. However, read an article that said the movie is merely a cash grab for Ford, James Mangold, and Spielberg.
Lol what else would it be
Funnily enough the only movies he’s cared about at all in the past 10 years was 2049, people said he was phoning it in but compared to what else he’s done he clearly wasn’t.
>shows up in his pajama t shirt
>tanks the pace of the movie
He was under contact for this movie for years. Speilberg and George weren't even involved.
Ford genuinely loves Indiana Jones and wants to send the character off with a good last movie
he doesn't care about imaginary characters because he's a real man
He's a fricking actor, that's about as fake as men come.
Dial of Destiny was good though. Marvel is the real sell out move.
no they're both terrible don't be a gaslighter
That interview is great. It’s him with The Goose and some friendly chubby black talk show lady when they were promoting blade runner together. Harrison starts off grumpy but Ryan keeps goofing around and has everyone in stitches and then they start drinking miniatures from a hotel fridge. It’s kino
>chubby
She's a fricking planet but yes it's a kino interview
>You know I don't drink
Yes one of the best, very comfy. Br2049 in general was way comfier than it should have been. I actually thought fords performance in it was ok despite gray tshirt memes. I wish I knew back then how good we had it
Rusty Lee is so funny
Bet he wishes he could still fly his plane
>>102 years old
Wrong
>>only take roles to keep funding hobbies
Wrong
>>sick of acting, sick of being alive
>hate cinema, hate fans, only care about plane collection
Wrong
calls and pitches indy 5
>finally had enough, demand $150m salary
>mfw they say yes
>still sick of acting, film scenes with scowl on face, barely moving or emoting at all
>worst performance of career
Wrong
nah all these points are correct, you are actually the wrong who is wrong here
Harrison Ford is unironically a terrible actor and always has been. Which makes sense because he was literally an on set carpenter before George Lucas put him in movies
Compared to every other nepo baby that gets paid millions to stay emotionless in front of a camera, right?
He's great in the right parts. He's a big part of why The Empire Strikes Back is as good as it is. His performance in Frantic is great, too.
Yeah and he carried The Fugitive.
Yeah it's not stated enough just how much of his success Ford owes to George Lucas and the role of Han Solo (which makes his dislike of the character all the more ironic). His first go at acting pretty much everybody he auditioned with said he was shit at acting and the only reason he even got his first gig with Lucas is because a dude he used to do carpentering jobs for pushed Lucas to hire him. Which is yet another reason as to why who you know matters way more than what you know.
>Ford is famous because of Star Wars
Why would this even need to be stated, everybody just knows
He's not terrible but he's pretty much running on nothing but coolness and charisma most of the time. Which works though and he's incredibly entertaining onscreen, and when a dramatic part does come along he usually does it pretty well.
What are H. Ford's hobbies?
Gotta respect his anti-manchild campaign.
Him and Guinness did nothing wrong
Absolutely nothing.
Doesn't care anything about collecting toys. No wonder fans love him so much, he's literally me but rich and better looking.
Why is a 80 year old allowed to fly planes btw? What if he crashes it?
he crashed into a golf course a few years ago
Iirc he crashed twice. Life imitating art.
>harrison ford is a fantastic troll
Could you really handle autistic Star Wars fans for over 40 years and not snap?
Based Harrisonburg Fordstein
Jew'd them good and proper
GEEZER TEASER
Did he really get $150m for this jesus christ well done Harry
The first shot of Indy in the movie when he turns his head looks terrible. You cant watch the scene and think anything but “cgi” Looks like a ps3 game.