What annoying habit did you pick up from cinemasins videos? For me it is labeling every character eating an apple as an "butthole"
Be honest?
What annoying habit did you pick up from cinemasins videos? For me it is labeling every character eating an apple as an "butthole"
>unironically mimicking satirical youtube sloptent in your daily life
>”Anon uses slop as an analogy for products with no substance” cliche
name a more fitting word for churned out youtube ad farm content and ill use it
Gruel
At least slops are beneficial to animals
Gruel…what the frick kind of nutrition do you get out of gruel? Nothing. It’s barely even solid.
false premise. i've never seen one of these videos and i've been picking tv apart since i was a kid
>if you play the wizard game youre literally hitler
>oh my god guys why wont CINEMA SINS let us enjoy things
That chinky fella was right, it truly is all so tiresome
Never heard of them, and I stopped reading or looking at any kind of review a long time ago. The only review that matters to me is my own.
Oh yeah, definitely cinemasins and not terminally online GenX nerds like RLM
RLM was nowhere near as popular as Cinema Sins at its peak
I meant their generational cohort, like Simon Pegg and Kevin Smith, not necessarily RLM. Overanalazing nerd shit like star wars and star trek was their bread and butter, and the whole internet took after them.
but they invented the format. cinemasins is basically a cross between plinkett reviews and that prometheus video where they make moron faces and keep asking "what is the black goo?", except without the ironic detachment.
Remember that time they criticized It Follows for having minor continuity errors, completely missing the point that the continuity errors were deliberate and were meant to give the movie a surreal quality?
have a nice day troony
>picking apart movies
The hobby of terminally online autistic losers.
So is hating on cinemasins the new meta? Seen a bunch of youtube videos mocking him just pop up and now this twitter screencap thread, wdtmbt?
nah the big wave of cinemasins backlash was like 5+ years ago. i don't think anybody cares anymore.
there was this clout-chasing SA goon who was absolutelyy obsessed with him
>"I'm not concerned with plausibility; that's the easiest part of it, so why bother? Do you remember that lengthy scene in 'The Birds' in which the people are talking about the birds? In that group there is a woman who is precisely a specialist on the subject of birds, an ornithologist. She happens to be there by pure chance! Naturally, I could have made up three scenes just to give that woman a logical reason for being there, but they would have been completely uninteresting."
>"To insist that a storyteller stick to the facts is just as ridiculous as to demand of a representative painter that he show objects accurately. What's the ultimate in representative painting? Color photography. Don't you agree? There's quite a difference, you see, between the creation of a film and the making of a documentary. In the documentary the basic material has been created by God, whereas in the fiction film the director is the god; he must create life. And in the process of that creation, there are lots of feelings, forms of expression, and viewpoints that have to be juxtaposed. We should have total freedom to do as we like, just so long as it's not dull. A critic who talks to me about plausibility is a dull fellow."
>watch modern cinemasins video
>25 minutes long
>unironically uses mansplaining as a sin
>capitalises “black”
>it’s a 90s movie so he throws a tantrum at edgy jokes
Frick I remember one part where he said something like “Um why is the villain the only one who seems to be gay thats like fricked up”, he sinned his own fricking imagination
The ones from late 2014 and early 2015 were pretty decent. Only after late 2016 did all hell break loose and it quickly started to become unwatchable.
They were never watchable to begin with
I will cop to the possibility my taste in YouTubers from my college years is terrible.
>be scriptwriter
>be absolutely fricking terrible at remembering your own chronological events (that you previously wrote)
>constantly break the logic or rules of your own story (that you made)
>endlessly insert allegories to modern politics or thinly veiled ideological stances (which are obvious and will date badly) at the expense of what might otherwise be a story that can have value outside of its era
>write in "emotional" or "impactful" scenes that have the weight of a paper cup; because the world is not convincing, the characters are not relatable, and you spent all your time thinking about putting twitter takes into your script instead of just writing a good story
But don't worry, if people punch holes in your amateurish work, it's because they're nitpicking! Proceed to fail upwards.
>i duhnt unnersthan
I thought it started with TGWTG and early youtube, where the "everything you like fricking sucks" became popular
started with avgn. he created this entire genre of trashing shit.
for me, i have never seen cinemasins before
I go “ding!” every time I see a Black person in a movie
I 1000% blame Hollywood for recycling the same IPs and copy and paste template stories with minimal variation
Nice social media advertising poorly disguised as a Cinemaphile post anon. I guess any publicity is good publicity, right?
The idea that someone else's opinion of a piece of media, be it tv, film books or otherwise effects your own enjoyment of said media is pathetic.
Cinemasins was funny when it first came out. Long time ago, I'm not longer a teen so I haven't watched a video in probably a decade it feels like. But I'm seeing a lot of seethe toward the concept
>um this sin was super arbitrary you can't do that!
>um in episode 2 and in episode 473 you give a sin for two opposing things!
>um you gave this black character a sin and not this white one.... racism???
Like are people too stupid to understand it's pretty much all just random, stream of consciousness nitpicking. There's no rhyme or reason to it, he watches the movie, whatever draws his attention is a sin or not
the problem is that normalgays are too moronic to notice that he's not being serious, and take his criticism as fact, and after watching the video they think "Wow, what an awful film, glad I don't have to watch it now"
yeah its some internet gays fault for all the garbage they churn out
>shaylo ren
Another last jedi enjoyer still butthurt about the hate those shitty movies still get.
Disagree
I blame Red Letter Media
You don't have to subscribe to Cinema sins's methodology to see through modern cinematography bullshit, like oscar baits or overly dramatic scenes