Be honest, after you saw Silence of the Lambs you went home and did the tuck dance and put on your moms lipstick in the mirror at least once right?

Be honest, after you saw Silence of the Lambs you went home and did the tuck dance and put on your moms lipstick in the mirror at least once right?

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  1. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    No, I was doing that before I saw Silence.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      But why? I thought everyone kind of did it as a joke after watching the movie.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        My friends older brother used to walk downstairs like that and start talking like a girl to us embarass him. Fricked

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          Haha yeah my buddies and I used to dress up like girls and flirt with each other and see how far we could get before they realized it was a prank, really funny stuff I got a few of them to get to third base before they realized it lmao

  2. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    never seem the movie but only heard bad things about it so I think I'll just avoid

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      moronic friends. The film is great.

  3. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    No one has ever done that

    You should be in a mental hospital if you've tried this

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Tell me that you have no friends/brothers without telling me you have no friends/brothers. It was probably the most common joke all my football bros would do in the showers after practice everyone loved it.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        That last part sounded so wrong. Did you at least say "no homo" afterwards?

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          I assume you've never been around a big group of guys, usually the gayer the joke the funnier it is it's kind of a given no one is actually gay which is why it's always so funny. Like literally all the best pranks involved someones dick or ass that's just guy humor.

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            I hate homosexuals like you.

            • 11 months ago
              Anonymous

              ?? I'm not gay bro

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                Its cool. He’s just effeminate. Everyone knows it’s only gay if you both make eye contact while one of you is cummin’.

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                Unironically if the balls don't touch it's 100% fine, i've done several threesomes and foursomes with my bros and we used to wank together when porn wasn't super easy to get it's just kind of guy culture.

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                >a dick in your ass isn’t gay as long as the balls don’t touch

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                It's basically pegging which straight married couples do regularly don't be such a prude.

  4. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    I saw Silence of the Lambs for the first time when I was 12. I didn’t understand the whole tuck dance or troony anything. I was just confused.
    I was happy at the end of the film that the puppy was OK

  5. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Still do while listening to troony cocaine music but never with make up. Wearing make up would make it too gay.

  6. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    i used to have a collection of like plastic and rubber bugs. i used to go into my closet and put foam balls up my shirt and don my alter ego "boobie girl" and i would pretend the insects were different israeliteelry and make-up. then i'd pour them all on my exposed raging hardon.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      >the insects
      ?!

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        did you watch the movie

  7. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    >This used to be seen as crazy
    >Trannies are the new normal now
    What a timeline

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      To be fair most transfolk don't actually commit crimes and just want to be left alone, this film simply shows the 0.001% who are kind of crazy.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        >transfolk
        weak bait

  8. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    No, anon, no I did not.

  9. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Goodbye horses
    >I'm flying over you
    That song rocks so fricking hard

  10. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    I tuck my wiener between my legs while laying in bed, typically before sex, then took the girls hand and guided it down to feel nothing but my muff.

    I've done this with every girl I've ever dated/fricked so around 60ish.

    Some were horrified, some thought it was hilarious and a few loved it.

    I guess what I'm really trying to say is, I miss you Dad.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      thanks for keeping comedy alive anon

  11. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    and a scalp in the head too, are you moronic? that's not a children movie, you troony freak.

  12. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    This was shown as the most deranged creature there is and now is normal to see creatures like this, luckily the ones they perform horrible mutilation practices are themselves and not the general public.

  13. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    >wieners his pistol even though he had a clean point blank headshot
    What did the writer mean by this?

  14. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    I learned to sew and do taxidermy after watching it.

  15. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Yup, also put on her bra and panties.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      I've only done this a few times but it blows my mind how much more comfortable womens underwear is compared to mens. Like why don't they design nice lace and silk boxers without that moronic hole in the front that no one uses.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        I will certainly agree.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        The piss hole is a feature from the old style of boxers, now they're all boxer briefs which are too tight to use the hole comfortably. Even boxers that market themselves as the classic style are tighter around the hips than the true old ones.

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          Did people back in the day actually use the hole to pee through? It seems super awkward like easier to just pull down a little and pee.

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            As a seasoned peter gazer I can confirm that men definitely used to shove their softies through the underwear hole. Sometimes when a guys underwear were too small or his dick was too big and he stuck it through the dick hole to piss, his pisstube would be pinched and there would be a thin little pssss psss psss off and on stream.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        >moronic hole in the front that no one uses
        I never used it till I got an inguinal hernia and wear a truss to keep my guts in.

  16. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    >great big fat person
    >size 14
    >roomy in the hips
    >smell your c**t
    >would you
    >beans and wine
    >lotion skin

  17. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    I did it at my thirteen year old sister's birthday party.

  18. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    No. I immediately looked up the sequel. When I saw Jodie Foster wasn't in it I didn't bother. The only other piece of Hannibal I've seen is when Edward Norton is calling some dude a little piss pants haha.

  19. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    GOODBYE HORSES

  20. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Yep. No lipstick, though

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      What's even the point then?

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Based. Once you put the lipstick on you become irreversibly gay.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        Straight men wear lipstick too sometimes, it just makes your lips look fuller is all.

  21. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    No, because I’m not a psychotic troony.

  22. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    first of all, i was at home when i watched it
    secondly, i'm not a homosexual and i thought buffalo bill was a deranged lunatic

  23. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    unironically a great song

  24. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    It's called a mangina you moron

  25. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    yeah I pushed my nuts up and danced a bit

  26. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    It was the villain we all needed. Now we have a global oil/banker government that uses this as a tool.

  27. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    I saw the movie in my early teens and maybe it was the small size of the TV screen we had at the time or maybe it was the image quality but I assumed he was wearing part of his woman suit in that scene because I saw no dick. It really made it stick in my mind as a horrifying scene.

  28. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    We used to do that in the showers after basketball practice and ask each other if they'd frick us (we would). This one black kid had a wiener hanging almost all the way down to his knees and when he turned around it kinda looked like an African elephant so he would make elephant noises instead.

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