Be honest, would you take these two lads to Bendigo?

Be honest, would you take these two lads to Bendigo?

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  1. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    The only funny episode of Rick and Morty.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Made by the smiling friends guys so no surprise tbh

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        No it's made by the YOLO guy

  2. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Bendigo? Y-yeahs I could take a ye to bendigo.
    CHARLENE! Get these legends some stubbys!

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      sweet

  3. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Why are Australian people so mental?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Um, for fun

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      They were born in hell

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Jesus
        So this is why the snakes and spiders and birds evolved the way they did

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      prison colony

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Anglos instinctively understand that the normal rules of decorum cease to apply in hot weather. This explains Texans, Australians and British tourists in the Mediterranean.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        I hate how much this makes sense, and yet it makes me laugh for how tragic it is.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Simple as, fella

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        as someone from the Deep South, this is very noticeable when the temperature gets above 90, heat index included. it's just too damn hot to give a shit.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        I hate how much this makes sense, and yet it makes me laugh for how tragic it is.

        Simple as, fella

        as someone from the Deep South, this is very noticeable when the temperature gets above 90, heat index included. it's just too damn hot to give a shit.

        Mad from heat is a genuine phenomena so you take people from a colder darker climate and make them live in a scorching hell hole then it's no surprise that Australians are completely deranged with melted brains

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Legitimately explains the Florida man/woman phenomenon.

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            That's also from public disclosure laws.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      It's all an act to anger Moot.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >pretending to be moronic to get the goat of a man who left before most of them started using the site
        How Lynchian

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      That’s what happens when the brain flows upside down, mucks everything up
      You add that on top of a nigh permanent inhibition from a combination of VB, petrol, and heatstroke, and you’re left with a mind that just doesn’t work the way it was intended
      Same thing happens in South America

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Mad c**ts.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Descended from natives, rapists and thieves.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Brought you by the country where kids die paying on pipes and storm drain so much they needed to make adverts for it.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Their criminal genes also make them only function when their government treats them like shit.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      They're descendants of penal colonists which is also why they're the only fun Anglos around

  4. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    All I do of value is drive

  5. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Yeah, i could take ye to Bendigo. Get ya some stubbies on the way over.

  6. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Did they even get their cube?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      The cube was the friends we made along the way

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      That poof Morty screwed Rick out of finding it

  7. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Let's be honest.
    Which Cinemaphile characters would KICK DA BAAAAAAAAAAALL?

  8. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >Be honest, would you take these two lads to Bendigo?
    would you take these two lads to the ancient bush cave of uncle barry?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Hell, no. Those frickers put ants my hand.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        no they didn't

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Nah, they didn’t.

  9. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >lads
    >Laddies
    >Laddiebucks
    Talk like a pirate day is in September, c**t

  10. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    oh no...

  11. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Cinemaphile check it out. I did some science to me' portal gun. Now it's also a REAL gun. I've got a real gun Cinemaphile!

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      pull the trigger rick

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        I'm going to kill you today Anon, you're actually gonna die! When I blow your freakin' head off!

  12. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    8 DAYS TO BENDIGO

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      8 days??? Oooohhh ooowwww

  13. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    No. Australians are the most untrustworthy of all whites. Think about it: they're so evil and insane that they were literally kicked to the exact opposites side of the planet from all other whites.

  14. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

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