be honest, you would raped her

be honest, you would raped her

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  1. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    >where did my shoes go?

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Why they needed my special cleaning my sweet! Now hush, eat this bowl of eggs

  2. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Nah, I wouldn't.
    My dick doesn't work and neither does his, so I can relate.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      you could still eat her pussy

  3. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    P

  4. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    If I was John Goodman I bet I could eat so much in one sitting, it'd be ridiculous. I'd be like a fricking table vacuum

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Goodman?

      Oi m8, get rooted by a bogan. No one out eats strayans
      >unhinges jaw
      >inhales food

  5. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    That movie was really weird because they go 99% of the way to establish that he's the most evil psycho butthole possible, then he keeps having little moments where he snaps back towards being helpful and reasonable only to be an even bigger c**t again five minutes later

    It's like the script itself was emotionally abusive

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      When you put it like that it's a good analogy for a abusive relationship, especially with alcoholics. It really is Dr. Jekyll and Mr. Hyde

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        >everything has to be some gay analogy

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          Yes there's these things called "themes" in film and literature. When you graduate middle school you learn about them.

  6. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Absolutely. I would've raped her non-stop and let stockholm syndrome do the rest of the work for me.

  7. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    No, because she would enjoy it

  8. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    I would have stripped her to her undies at least.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      She could have hidden some sort of weapon, it's the logical thing to do

  9. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Her?

  10. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    This really could have been a great movie if it wasn't shoe horned into this franchise with the moronic ending

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      no this movie is horrendous and i only love it cuz i enjoy bunker kino

      even goodman could've save this shitheap.

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        >i enjoy bunker kino
        please recommend more bunker kino this sounds like just my kind of kino

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          same I don't have any good recs but I want some

  11. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Hunter is locked in your basement
    Would you rape her on a daily basis?

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      At least that troony is more atracttive than PUTA

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      There's a swedish German in my basement

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        Let them GO

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Huntress looking cute af ngl

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      >her

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      day 1
      >hunter is gagged and it is dark
      >try to stick penis in veganal, find a maggot and a squirrel sized nutsack
      >leave it for tomorrow
      day 2
      >hear hunter crying big manly sobs followed by loud bellows as he makes his demands
      day 3
      >thick stubble on his face and legs, it's dark brown and doesn't match the dye job
      day 4
      >hunter keeps calling me buddy, friend and pal, despite me telling him I am none of those
      day 5
      >hunter has dropped the fake voice completely, is sporting the beginnings of a decent beard
      >we play cards for a bit
      day 6
      >drag in the old 15" colour tv and watch the game with him
      >offer him a quick buzz cut, he accepts
      >he looks cleaner like this
      day 7
      >working out, need a buddy. hunter does pushups and squats
      months pass
      >hunter is becoming jacked, thick beard, rough look, he's wearing my old clothes

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        congratulations, you got a gay boyfriend

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        >And then you realize you just saved another human being 🙂

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        even more months pass
        >hes fricking you in the ass and now you are his prostitute

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          >WHAT A TWIST!!!!

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Yes please, not even gay

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      While would I drag a ugly deluded man into my rape basement?

      Also in the alien apocalypse you trannies don't get your hormones anymore so you don't even get to attempt to pass

  12. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Nah, she has the body shape of the worms from men in black

  13. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    gud morning saaar ESL piece of shit

  14. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    First impression was he was gonna make her breed with the other guy

  15. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    I'm making an underground room like this specifically for imprisoning an ex girlfriend of mine. It will be my opus magnum of sexual sadism. The sensory deprivation tank will work nicely with lsd injection.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      You don't inject people with LSD. It's too difficult to control the dosage on something that is measured in such tiny increments, and the onset time would be way too fast and wouldn't allow you the opportunity you're looking for to really get inside a persons head and change their thought patterns and personality. You need the slow come up so you can guide them to where you want them to go, rather than having them immediately freak out by being hit with an entirely overwhelming experience here they really can't make heads or tails of anything that is going on.

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        Yeah, anon. It's about the journey.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      hot, good luck

  16. 9 months ago
    Anonymous
  17. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    I'm assuming you mean if the two of them were alone, since having another person around does a lot to enforce morality.
    However, remember you're in the position of
    >heh, hello, I'm a big strong man who successfully predicted the apocalypse, heroically risked my life to save yours, have a ton of supplies to take care of you with, oh and we're gonna be completely alone together for months or even years, hell we may actually be some of the last human beings alive 🙂
    Even as the biggest fricking sperg on earth you'd still get regular consensual sex from her after not too long.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      >you'd still get regular consensual sex from her after not too long
      eh, no. id rather spend jerking off than share a room with a homewrecking surfboard with a glass eye

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        You'll change your mind after months or years of her being your only human contact.
        >b-but me shitposting in my room with other human beings on Cinemaphile all day is TOTALLY the same thing
        no

        Also if you know anything about women you'd know having all of that time alone with her means you could basically reconstruct her brain and personality from the ground up

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          no, she has a weird body shape and a pancake flat ass. she looks as revolting as the cloverfield monster

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        no, she has a weird body shape and a pancake flat ass. she looks as revolting as the cloverfield monster

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          Here´s your homewrecking prostitute, bro

  18. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    it definitely strained my suspension of disbelief
    I mean, if you had prime MEW chained up in your bunker and everyone else was dead, what the frick do you think would happen?

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      >prime MEW
      if thats prime to you, i pity you.

  19. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    id just wait until she enters heat

  20. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    what do you think the cloverfield monster smells like

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      fish

  21. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    I would have saved two woman and kept them separate, being sweet and protective to one abusing the second. One would get tabletop games and movie nights, the other collars and obedience training.

  22. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Yeah, but I'd remove her fingers and teeth first. Probably blind her as well. If she caused any problems, she'd get lobotomized as well.

  23. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    I would done no such thing

  24. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    I would have asked her politely every day if I could fondle her mew butt. Eventually, I hope, she would say yes.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Imagine she's bent over in her panties just wiggling her butt at you and you just get to grab it and play with it as much as you want. Ohhh god....ohhhhhhh god here we go again.

  25. 9 months ago
    Anonymous
  26. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    What movie is this, homosexuals?

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      >he doesn't know how to google
      frick off Black person

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      How the frick are you on Cinemaphile? Fricking tourists man

  27. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    i'd be content just sniffing her panties tbh

  28. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    didn't some study from yale show that this is every woman's fantasy

  29. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    wtf is this about anyway? always seemed mildly intriguing.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      woman wakes up in nuke bunker and is not sure if the guy really just saved her from apocalypse or abducted to brainwash and make his sex slave.

  30. 9 months ago
    Anonymous
  31. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Yes, but only to make her happy.

  32. 9 months ago
    Anonymous
  33. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    >john goodman in the light
    >mew in the dark
    >this was the last time they spoke as frieds

    potery

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Lucas style

  34. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    I wouldn't rape a goddamn thing
    I would listen
    and that's what nobody did

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      I would make her think I'm some sort of depraved sex freak kidnapper initially, then put a gun into her face and start spilling my spaghetti about the existential themes I have running through my head at all hours of all days and force her to use her womanly brain to accomodate my autistic interests

      kek

  35. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    >You have to eat all the eggs

  36. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Nope. I don't ignore the presence of God.

  37. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    no. i would rip off her larynx, cut off her head and tongue, play footy with it and drop it on the garbage can.

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