>be mafia king pin
>move to Tulsa
>no law in Tulsa
>beat up a car dealer because he disrespects black people
>he works for me now
>pay the first african American I meet $2000 a week in reparations
>he works for me now
>get this really nice cup of coffee from a hard working single mother
>pay her $2000 a week in reparations
>she doesn't work for me now because she is a strong independent women
>my mafia game is still strong
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That's cute kid, but guess what? You work for me now
you work for me now
you work for me now
you work for me now
and you work for me now.
have I made myself clear? everyone in this thread works for me now. here, take this nice crispy $100 bill. split it up amongst the four of (you)s. don't spend it all in one place.
>slips a cool nickel into your pocket
guess whuh? yhou wohk fuh me nuh
YO ADRIAN
you get dubs for me now check 'em
look kid, you got moxy i'll give you that, tell you what, i'll give you 10% of these digits and you work for me now
yeah because Tulsa is such a quiet town full of meek and non violent people, basically anyone could go there any bully them!
>dwight spent 25 years in the can for something he didn't do
>was cucked and banished by his own crew
>allowed his daughter to be raped
>lost his family
>gets driven around by a Black person
>simps for a middle aged woman
>gives a federal agent a million dollars
>gets played like a fiddle and ends up back in the can
He truly has become the tulsa cuck.
Nice try, slick, but everyone in this thread is already on my payroll.
And you’re in this thread… so guess wat? You work for me now
hilarious watching you troony scum seethe about an old fashioned high-T show that runs circles around all your girl-boss shitshows in the ratings
I just searched it up and he says it in one fricking scene. you're all nuts.
you look things up on the internet for me now
>Nuts, huh?
*picks up nearest object and smacks your in the head with it*
>"Nuts, you say?"
>*cracks your skull with a fist gripping a walnut*
>"How's that for nuts?!"
>*puts big walnut in your jaw*
>"Here you go, since you like nuts so much"
>*nutstomps your head, successfully generating a nutritious snack right in your mouth*
>"Bet you feel pretty nutty."
>*throws a benjies on your natted-up body*
>"A little something for you, nutcracker, don't go nuts with it now."
>the story of my life!
>you don't wanna know, trust me
everybody in this thread works for me now
because you posted a picture of me the rules of the imageboard are that you work for me now
>Pull out some pocket lint and 2 Canadian pennies
>Slip it into your breast pocket
I'm taking over this operation
You forgot to pat my pocket afterwards, that means you work for me now.
No one in this thread has the keys to the yard
CHOP CHOP WORKERS LET'S GO I WANT TO SEE SOME WORK GETTING DONE
>CHOP CHOP
chopsticks? sorry i don't work for chinese people, here
>hands you a crisp yen
you work for me now
peak boomercore kino
Cinemaphile's memes about this show make it look more fun than it is.
>Pulled over by corrupt cops
>Put my hand in my coat and tell them I got my fingers around a .357 magnum
>I'm shot dead instantly
Saint Peter works for me now
as a jannie, I eagerly awaiting working for anyone
making more than $0/hour must be nice
Personally thought the show was kino. Demolishing a biker gang/secret IRA agent without breaking a sweat from him and his posse of his black driver he met at the airport, his Dad and a weed shop owner
did they really make a whole series around sylvester stallone being a mob boss going around telling people they work for him now lol?
yeah it's basically like watching someone play a mafia RPG where they made their custom character sylvester stallone and they maxxed out speech skills so any time they get into a confrontation with a hostile npc they just pass a speech check and recruit them to their party.
my favourite part was when he paid that fed some wiener and then she worked for him now
BE LIKE
TULSA KING
WE TODD ED
>"Mafioso were harder in my day, kid"
Oh you like work so much huh? Check this out *grabs an imaginary gun inside the jacket* you work for me now. Don't do all the work in one go now huh?
Awright, see you at tha end of tha month
Anybody wants to earn this crispy lidl 10 dollar bill? Make a threadshot of this thread - is this what the kids call it now, threadshot? Anyway don't make me wait now big guy, you work for me now