>be literal criminal
>still have incredibly successful acting career
How’d he do it?
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>be literal criminal. >still have incredibly successful acting career
>be literal criminal
>still have incredibly successful acting career
How’d he do it?
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getting vouched for by this homie iirc
why did he do it? he could be in secret invasion right now!
Next time, baby
It's just drug possession. Not like he killed anyone.
People only care if you hurt children or women or make racist tweets (but tweets about hurting women and children are ok see james gunn)
Nah only saying things about women, black ppl or trans are the biggest worst possible things you can do. Plenty of wife beaters in Hollywood.
This just in: rich, famous, and connected people can get away with literally anything so long as they pose no threat to the establishment. More at 11
What about The Candyman?
Honestly he looks pretty good for a downy.
lel
Drug crimes aren't real crimes unless you're dealing
RDJ has literally talked about how his criminal past almost made it impossible for him to visit japan for a while.
What crime did he commit?
jude in Nepowood
But also the only person who stood up for Mel, ironic
Wait, he did?
well, not the *only* but one of the very few
it took a while for Mel to not be persona non-grata
Yeah, didn't realize he was one of them.
Him and Jodie Foster
Everyone in Hollywood does drugs moron
Even Tim Allen yes Santa Claus was an ex con .
He ratted on everyone
Mike Patton?
His contract with Disney was iron tight. He was not allowed to be seen in public being drunk or any negative publicity he was required to pay millions or lose out on profit %. He also can't take controversial roles since its not really a good idea to see your mascot doing shitty stuff.
>ironclad
>airtight
>He also can't take controversial roles since its not really a good idea to see your mascot doing shitty stuff.
How the frick did he get away with doing blackface in Tropic Thunder? Or was that before the contract went into effect?
It was during that but with some exceptions + Hollywood wasn't so politically correct yet so you'd still get to see some good comedy.
male privilege.
His crimes were petty shit. He wasn't going around murdering people. He was doing shit like getting high and walking down the street naked. The worse thing he did was Goldilocks tier. He got drunk, broke into his neighbors house thinking it was his and fell asleep in their bed
Its easy to come back from shit like that, you just stop drinking and using drugs. Bam, suddenly you can work efficiently and aren't ruining your life on a daily basis
>walking down the street naked
That's pretty sociopathic
>That's pretty sociopathic
Nah, I used to walk down the street naked many years ago but late at night when most people were sleeping. The reason why I did it was simply because the thought of me getting caught actually excited me sexually. I never got caught though, but I almost got caught a few times.
>the thought of me getting caught actually excited me sexually
So you were walking around naked WITH a boner? If somebody did walk on you that would have been awkward, haha
Nah he was a repeat offender. It was just a matter of time thag he'd end up hurting other people or he'd get hurt himself. Disney took a huge risk on him and it paid off
There was zero risk. He had been sober and done with legal troubles for 7 or 8 years before they even cast him in Iron Man. People keep perpetuating this bullshit and totally forget all the movies and tv shows he was in between getting his life together again and being in iron man
>>was found passed out in a boy's room
you know why
So the extreme drug addiction was merely a cover to sleep in little boys rooms? You chuds come up with some dumb theories.
$345MILLION
>He went through drug treatment programs, explaining in 1999 to a judge: "It's like I have a shotgun in my mouth, and I've got my finger on the trigger, and I like the taste of the gun metal."
was it Zodiac that revitalized his career? He made that before Iron Man
he basically had two separate revivals once post-prison when he quickly became an addict again and once post-state-mandated rehab where Mel Gibson got him a role on release
>be literal criminal
>still have incredibly successful acting career
>How’d he do it?
Hmmmm