>be me
>straight
>watch the new scott pilgrim show
>saw Wallace again
>instant boner
how did wallace managed to make me hard?
>be me. >straight. >watch the new scott pilgrim show. >saw Wallace again. >instant boner
>be me
>straight
>watch the new scott pilgrim show
>saw Wallace again
>instant boner
how did wallace managed to make me hard?
Because he's the best girl (male) in that series.
how?
Spaghetti is also strait until it gets wet, and Wallace Wells is a big ol' helping of boiling water
he's got that cute boy will seduce a straight boy energy
and i love it
that's literally what he did
and i love it
As a bi dude, I'm honestly getting annoyed every gay character now, has to be a troony for some reason. just make a dude and make him gay ffs.
Wallace is the exact opposite of a troony, the frick you on?
''Femboy'' then. It's the same fricking shit. I want a gay dude who actually looks like a dude
no wtf hes a top/switch you fricking moron
have you even read the book , watch the movie or even spend the minimum time to gaze pass the anime on netflix even once?
I don't think you understand a word of what I'm saying
he looks just like every other dude wdym
The evil exes are exceptions , peak of human physiques
wallace doesn't look like a girl
homie do you have any idea how much work goes into maintaining a physique like the one you're wanting? Only like....5% of men in general would actually be willing to put that kind of effort in.
>5% of men in general would actually be willing to put that kind of effort in.
Enough to include every single gay and bi man and still leave up to 1% to heteros
I want a normal looking dude, what the frick are you people even on about?
Has society really degraded to the point that if you don’t look like Arnold Schwarzenegger, you’re a “femboy”
If you like Duke Nukem 3D, you a femboy
I don't think you know what a femboy Is because wallace is not even close to that. are you perhaps moronic?
You're brainrotted if you think every generic guy looks like a troony.
Humina humina, oh my goodness gracious
His superpower is getting 3 gay guys and a straight guy in a Wallace costume to fight for him
I need this to be a patch in the video game right now.
>draw cartoon with eyeliner and/or long eyelashes
>"NOOOO I AM...... LE GAY NOW"
This is the same line of thinking as painstakingly drawing a conventially-attractive female but then adding two circles and a cylinder between the legs, except obviously not as extreme. Scott Pilgay fans are exactly as stupid as they were 12 years ago.
fricking twinks ain't gay
simple as
mattgay seems like a femoid i think it's a fujo. other guy is definitely gay though
I'll agree to disagree on that one.
>when the mass email went out to all the actors about coming back for the anime, Evans responded within 20 freaking minutes with an emphatic yes
Chris Evans is a god damn national treasure, I swear
Anons here will hate the movie but multiple big name actors seemed to love working on that movie to the point they'll still respond to an old work email despite being in some of the biggest franchises in recent years.
Chris Evans said in an interview that the email chain remained and is still active to this day. He genuinely loves the franchise and the actors but i'm not sure why
That's pretty interesting, I know actors will gravitate towards bigger projects and hold value towards those only. But it is neat to see the dedication and passion nonetheless.
It was a legitimately charming and fun movie but Cinemaphile isn't ready for that conversation.
I would agree. There's a reason it got a 10th anniversary run.
Apparently it was a lot of fun to work on, everyone got on well, and it was one of the last projects before a lot of them hit it really, really big (and, for the rest, they got to hitch their wagon to and go toe-to-toe with future A-listers). Half the cast spends most of their screen-time hamming it up and chewing the scenery, and the other half doing cool fight scenes. No having to dig deep for uncomfortable emotions, no doing ridiculously dangerous stunts, no working with a particularly ornery director, almost all of the actors were around the same age. It sounds like it had the same atmosphere as, like, summer camp counseling, or a decent retail job where everyone is college-aged. If you've ever been in that situation, you know a lot of people stay in contact waaaay after it ends because the relationships that develop are great.
PRETENTIOUS
HIPSTER
GARBAGE
For those of you who weren't here, that was the constant refrain when SP was mentioned way back when, I actually dig it.
I hate bears so much its Unreal.
Luca Lee's not that overbearing.
Can't believe he won Scott Pilgrim Takes Off
>barabait
leave
I prefer my men with a little more gristle
>Scott bread
My boyfriend is so cute
>ms paint
what? how do you do that pattern
Oh my coloring?
>Draw outlines
>Select polygon tool
>Pick Outline and set to "No Outline", then set Fill to "Natural Pencil"
>Set Color 2 to color you need
>Color within outlines, change color when you need to color other sections
I use this a lot when I'm too lazy to color anything and I just wanna do Paint scribbles... Hope this made sense I'm moronic, but if it didn't I can record a little speedpaint
Here's the doodle on its own also
oh thanks
had no idea this was possible. paint autists are such powerful wizards
>but if it didn't I can record a little speedpaint
why not anyway? speedpaint Matthew doing stuff, if you want.
Hiromoot hates long webms here's a catbox of picrel's speedpaint;
Ahhhjh imagine the sex.. If he sees a singular boob he will explode I think. I commissioned 3 people already I'm excited to see the results
Yeah what I like most about STPO is how much more we got to learn about each ex since we always saw so little of them. He deserves a little kiss.. as a treat...
Oh I will tell her, she thinks the show made him really handsome lol. And nah we were both rooting for our respective boy, we get along good
I should draw Gidulie.. They're so good together
Yeah I think it'd be really in-character for him lmao that's why I did it. He'd be the type to drag his date to places he likes and talk about stupid shit literally no one but the date would care for ever
Holy textwall Batman, I should stop making my posts so long but also I won't, rambling's too fun
why's he dressed as Underfell Sans
the way you use the polygon paint tool, I feel moronic for never figuring it out. How'd you do it? Do you use a mouse when drawing in Paint?
>I should draw Gidulie.. They're so good together
I encourage it!
Love these two so much
Haha, I'll tell him. He really likes tomboys but for some reason said Kim doesn't do much for him. And same, the Netflix series gave pretty much all characters I love (Matt, Neil & Todd) way more screentime and expansion as characters. I'm kinda salty they pozzed Todd though (no offense Wallacegays, I like them separate from each other) and removed Lynette I really liked her and shipped LynTodd because of the movie, game and comics but what can you do
I haven't drawn Knives yet but I will in a bit. Which Knives design is your fav, book1/ep1 design I assume?
I can do a Ramona, is there a specific hair color you want for her or just the classic pink with purple tips? Also you're welcome I haven't had this much fun drawing for a thread in ages
Thank you for understanding fellow soldier, we truly suffer in this great war
hell yeah
great job anon
Thank you anons and that was completely intentional. Me and my sister kept making "Oh she totally pegs his ass" jokes while we watched the show together so it's funny to see it said outside a friendgroup. Butt grab was intentional too, Julie knows what's hers
Oh those are surprisingly underrated, good choice. I may just draw a couple of her designs then because I can't decide either lol. Knives a cute
>What do you like about this ship?
Honestly just think she's better than Envy, I like her metal arm and she's literally a blank slate character that barely talks but the fact she was able to pull Todd this easily because he's a big himbo moron was funny. I never managed to care much for Envy, and I like simple designs so Lynette was ultimately the superior choice for me. May draw some LynnTodd later but I'm doing the Neil silly shirt thing again first
And thank you! I'm sad moronic fujos overshadowed Gordulie it's my favorite canon ship. They're made for each other
cool drummer chick
>Which Knives design is your fav, book1/ep1 design I assume?
Personally, I like that design but I appreciated her summer outfits from book 4. I also resonated with her arc when I was younger, so I've always felt a special appreciation for Knives's story. I liked her Sex Bob-omb look that they gave her at the end of the show, I thought it really added something to her character. What'd you think?
>I really liked her and shipped LynTodd because of the movie, game and comics but what can you do
What do you like about this ship? Is it the whole forbidden relationship aspect of it, or just you thought they were a better pairing than Envy and Todd?
Side note, good job on the Gideon and Julie picture. You can tell they both like each other but that Julie is definitely down bad for his evil ass.
she grabbin a handful of dat gidass
She wants to grab on the G-man G-string.
Gordon is giving out massive bottom energy
He is kinda a bottom, especially around Julie.
was he a bottom around ramona?
no ramona was for the girl friend tube.
Julie made him into a bottom
buck status?
goose status?
>I commissioned 3 people already I'm excited to see the results
What was the commission? Can we see them?
One of them came and it's so cute I love it so much....
Thank you and lol that's very in-character. I'll draw something spicy later
Yeah I think the neutral face is really funny for pics like that especially since his expression almost never changes especially in the comic
>One of them came and it's so cute I love it so much....
It's really cute. No doubt though, Matthew is so pent-up he'd probably be freaking out/super turned on if a boob touched his arm like that.
Forgot to respond to this also but ur so right.. He will literally explode upon boob contact. When I'm done drawing my current stuff (Roxie, Kim and a Sans Knives) I'll give him his sweet release. Thread might be dead by then but if I see a new Scott thread I'll move there (still over 100 posts but yeah)
>I'll give him his sweet release
Matthew nuts so hard he turns into coins
>Thread might be dead by then
It's lasted this long over Christmas, so who knows. I'm sure there will be another thread soon since anons here are clamoring for a Lisa thread.
Was this always possible in MS Paint?
He does that to people.
I have a feeling Wallace would bottom for Scott if he could.
Just bottom?
Yes, until Wallace realizes Scott is pretty boring as a top and decides to take matters into his own hands.
>Scott has an existential crisis afterwards because he thinks that being boring as top means that all this time he was bad at sex with women
im khv i dont know what im talking about
Was Scott Pilgrim Takes Off hentai all along?
Wallace is a total top.
Kieran Culkin has a cute voice. He was attractive in Diabolical too
>Kieran Culkin
I always thought he wasn't hot enough for the role, but now that I know he's THE Home Alone boy, I change my mind
Wasn't the Home Alone boy Macaulay?
That was his brother. Kieran was like two when Home Alone came out
The MC is Macaulay, but Kieran was also in Home Alone as one of the cousins.
forgot pic
Oh frick..... I don't even know who this is
what did Wallace mean by this
That's the worst haircut I have seen yet
I feel like the Culkin family isn't really known for their style or sex appeal
good thing Wallace doesn't wet the bed when he and Scott share a bed
What would happen if Scott got lost in New York?
>he's now hot because I found out he's the Home Alone boy
He's the Succession guy now and forever.
Dress well and behave like a gentleman
Scott is not gonna like it that you are talking about his manwife anon.
don't watch that show
they make homosexuality look cute
It is between women.
whos the bottom there
Todd, I would guess.
Todd. Wallace probably lured him in by bottoming at first, then completely flipped it around and mindbroke him with his dick.
No matter what Todd is the sub
This but with Lucas.
Based.
Is this achievable natty?
Lucas Lee is an actor, so I doubt it.
>how did wallace managed to make me hard?
iceman and jean grey.jpg
Because you’re a homosexual. God reading this shit disgusts me. You should be eradicated from an existence. So help me God I wish you were burned alive on a cross.
He's so stupid I love him so much
>outclasses gideon fricking graves
he probably would have won against scott (for real) if he actually tried instead of fricking around with the song and dance nonsense
scott could solo all 7 exes with prep time.
I think it's stated by Takes Off that the only reason why Matthew lost was because he was pretty much in depresso mode, and only after beating Scott was he able to recover all the confidence he had to actually be a threat.
Besides, in the comics, at least, Scott pretty much got help from his band (and Wallace) to beat Patel's abilities.
He's just built different he's epic I think
But also you're right and I agree he could've totally kicked Scott's ass if he tried
He's not lol. That's the jacket of my bf's OC. I should draw him dressed as Matt now that I've done the reverse but I'll do it later because I'll be stuck at the Christmas Eve dinner table for a while
>That's the jacket of my bf's OC
Does he have a Scott Pilgrim character he's really into?
But thats blasphemy anon. Our Matty needs to show off before obliterating his enemies.
Another Wallace Wells victim
you mean convert
You're probably a 1 or 2.
im a 2
same
Don't die on me bread I'm doodling.. Pulling out the 2am power reserves for this one
More Patel or someone else?
Yes it's just Mattgay sorry, he stole my heart.. I can't stop drawing him I think I'm going insane
That's too bad for me. Nevertheless, I like what I've seen thus far.
Thank you anon I like Todd and Neil too so I might draw them tomorrow or in another Scott bread if this one dies.. I am putting my soul into self-indulgent garbage then I'll hit the hay
I may also draw Matt dressed with a Demon Hipster Chick outfit tomorrow because the mental illness is unbeatable. I love him but I want to tease and embarrass him I am evil
Feeling particularly nefarious today
Based.. Hope you had a good time anon, I will go to my grandma's later but I'll still try to doodle
>How would you fix him, anon?
I'd help him get over Ramona first, he deserves a better chance at proper romance. I don't think he's even truly that evil, just a little moronic but that's good
That, among many other things like (My lawyer has advised me not to finish this sentence)
>GIF
I love his silly little dances so much you wouldn't believe it, SPTO made him so cute
i admire the autistic dedication
Thank you I am,moronic
I agree it'd be nice to have some other drawfriends.. I have the crippling problem of obsessing over the same character and drawing it over and over and over forever but I may take requests sometime
Working on an art trade, friend really likes Gideon
This asshat is so hard to draw
Your friend got her nose cut off? That so sad
Don't worry anon she'll be fine
do people genuinely still go batshit over labels? just like what you like moron, stop stressing over whether it makes you x or y just LIVE
you have cute art
Oh my friend drew that one, but I'll tell her. Thank you anon. Here's another piece by her
I only drew the million Matts ITT and this
, but I'm doodling Neil right now because I'm thinking about him and his empty brain
I love the concept of him not knowing what sex is
I think his hair is a big factor because I love hair over 1 eye and I also like pathetic men. He's such a stupid little loser I genuinely can't not love him. When I read the comic as an early teen I was sad we saw so little of him, SPTO felt so delicious for me to watch. Almost like it was made for me
>Also, you should draw your ideal date with Matthew Patel
Oh I love this, give me a bit and I'll try
>I love the concept of him not knowing what sex is
This made me think of this scene from Family Guy but someone explaining to Matthew the concept of jerking off
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I took a nap and had a terribly confusing and sexual dream I'm gonna draw something based on it later
But here's more funny shirt Neil, appropriately so since the dream was about him
Thank you anon she's quite underrated
>lewd dream about neil of all characters
alright now im curious
It was a bit long and it's hilariously OOC but in summary I was over at Stephen's and Neil found a bag of weed he said he wasn't supposed to touch, but said it made him feel funny so he rolled 2 joints, one for me and one for himself
We smoked them and got so high that we made out on the couch. Stephen comes back home and immediately finds out the house smells like weed again then walks in on us with Neil's dick in my mouth. We're both too high to respond anything other than "Oh hi" and Stephen picks up the weed bag saying "Alright, no more weed, you two. You should go home" and pointing at the door. I leave and stumble, hitting my head in the side of the doorframe. That's all I remember
It's amazing what kind of stupid shit the human brain produces when we sleep. Wish I was getting Matty dreams though..
TL;DR Neil weed blowjob
Oh he definitely isn't lmao that's why him with sex shirts is funny to me. He probably doesn't even know what his dick is for besides pissing. The weed dream awoke something in me though so I'm gonna try and draw something on the spicier side later
holy shit anon
It's literally so out of character he would never do this but the human brain is incredible
Sorry these are terribly sloppy compared to everything else but I'm not gonna put effort into a semi-shitpost comic that stems from a dream lol
Some Neil headcanon to go along with the dream: I feel like if the weed smoking led to some more intimacy and couch making out, it'd lead up to some inner-thigh stroking from Neil here
which would lead up to said blowjob happening. I feel like Neil is curious enough to graduate up to touching and feeling but is too much of a clueless guy to initiate the full-on sex stuff. So the girl would probably be the one to start it and he'd probably follow along.
That's why I'm also not sure whether Knives lost her virginity to Neil. Knives seems like she'd have to be the one to initiate and Knives still seemed really timid up until book 5 even if she really wanted to do it.
Funny you say that because that's exactly what happened lmao. I'm gonna try to draw most of the thing but I remember it starting from him saying I had a nice face (using a question mark anon for this makes it funnier for some reason) then leaned in for a kiss and rubbed my inner thigh which got the mood going and got the touchy-feely action to start
And yeah he's trying his best but I feel like you're right, he'd only initiate if a girl started first and maybe tries to show him what to do (unless she's a shy inexperienced virgin too like Knives)
God I really wish I did lol. This is actually the 2nd dream I've had about Neil but the first one was tame. Maybe my brain's trying to tell me something
>This is actually the 2nd dream I've had about Neil but the first one was tame.
Man, imagine what the 3rd Neil dream has got in store.
These are progressively getting worse because it's almost 3:20am, I may hit the hay after I draw 1 more and continue it tomorrow because I'm too into it now, moronic of a dream as it was. I have brain damage forever and Neil Nordegraf has broken me guys it's over for me
Anon I'm scared I don't know what we could possibly do to each other after the weed BJ dream...
Merry Christmas anon hope you got something cool today
that girl is too cute to just be a throwaway femanon, you should make it an oc
maybe an asian girl since that's neil's kink
>maybe an asian girl since that's neil's kink
I always forget that Neil canonically likes Asian girls pretty much exclusively. I can't think of a non-Asian girl that he's into in the series.
Tearing off her anon mask, she is going to be mad at me but here's some very rushed concept art for now
4:30am so I'm hitting the hay but it was fun spending the whole day doodling again
nice, that's what im talking about. she's really cute even if she's on the generic side, generic girls can be cute. sleep well mattgay
im salty she didnt even get a cameo in the show. if they ever make a season 2 (so never lol) i hope they include at least a little bit of her
I think if a season 2 actually exists it would be about Kim or Stephen
if its Kim than maybe she would have a role but in Stephen's case it's rather grim
Thank you and same, I really like simple/generic designs they have a special charm to them
Holy fricking shit anon.. It didn't even hit me at first
He's haunting me what does he want from me
Funny concept, I like this. In the weed dream we just straight-up did it at the band room couch and Stills was having absolutely none of our shit
I love him so much bros
kek not OR but this is awesome, saved
>the band room couch
right in the middle of the apartment living room where Knives and Neil sit?
Man, the show had its perks but as a Kim lover it pains me greatly that neither the movie nor the show gave her as much love as the comics did. I guess in general Scotts chad-like natural harem magnet qualities are scrubbed so that he can be with Ramona.
The style nosedived so hard at the end of the comic, damn.
Where can I commission you.
sex
with who?
me
contain yourself, neil
Lmao this got me so good, meant to draw it earlier but forgot
Noting these down for later
I've been using Paint and dogshit buggy browser apps like GaryC and /i/'s Tegaki tool ever since I first started drawing in September 2020 and I've never needed anything more. And for phone ibisPaint is good even without the fancy subscription. Paint has been a true friend to me though it has never let me down
kek nice one
kek, I'm imagining Neil is rock hard here and Stills doesn't really know how to deal with it. "Neil, your massive erection is really harshing the band's vibes"
Requesting you draw her with knives
Friends... She's helping her..
You can just tell me what you want, I like doodling little things for free if it isn't too complicated. I've been doodling for fun this whole thread and loving it (that, and I can never settle on prices because I don't like taking people's money lol)
>Friends... She's helping her..
what sort of advice is Knives giving? Also, of some of the advice she's giving is she sharing her knowledge of Neil's kinks since presumably she slept with him and knows what he likes? Only one who probably knows besides her is Tamara, since she's probably ranted to her about them.
I'd assume so, yeah. Definitely some spicy info but a lot of general stuff like what games he likes since he's usually seen with his PSP and he was playing large arcade games in the last book, stuff he collects like posters, etc. so Hong can buy him gifts maybe
In story stuff I think their parents would probably know each other and decide to introduce their daughters to each other since they know Knives doesn't really have friends. Tae-han has a few but her family thinks she could definitely use more instead of stressing over studies in her room all day. I'd imagine their first few meetings are awkward and full of short convos until they open up and become friends overtime. Hong would get along with Tamara too and Knives probably drags the 2 of them to places like coffee shops and her bedroom to rant and ask for advice about Scott (while neither of the 2 know shit lmao)
frick, this is really cute anon
that's such a lovely knives, i adore interactions like this
What would Knives and Tae Han do as friends? Like, would they hang out and shit? Knives's only friend I've been aware of is Tamara Chen (an unsung hero, in my opinion).
Thank you I appreciate it. Drawing characters interacting is my favorite, couple stuff especially but friends are great too like the Knives pic
>Matthew nuts so hard he turns into coins
LMAO I'll probably make a shitpost of that, funny idea
>anons here are clamoring for a Lisa thread.
Sweet, I'll be there then. I'd recommend whoever makes it puts the series name in the thread subject or OP so people can find it easier because those that don't have it either die fast or don't get found especially if there's Perispam on the board. It's crazy to me how productive this thread made me in a few days though so I'm thankful for it, anons ITT have been awesome
>I'll probably make a shitpost of that
Funny thing too, is that would be only the second time an evil ex was taken down via cumming.
>It's crazy to me how productive this thread made me in a few days though so I'm thankful for it
It's been helpful that people are making things here and no one has gone full schizo or ragebaiting. Scott threads, especially the storytime ones recently, have been pretty good.
There's something really hot about a gal having such an easy power button, especially one like Envy. Kinda sad they gave that bit to Roxy instead in the movie especially since it had her orgasming to death with "you'll never be able to do this for her" like that's something to lament.
>Kinda sad they gave that bit to Roxy instead in the movie especially since it had her orgasming to death
I actually kinda liked that, especially since the implication is Scott made her orgasm and all she can do in her defeat is say "well...well, you'll never make Ramona feel like you made me feel". It's the funniest cope possible in that situation.
If you're feeling up for it, I think Matthew nervously practicing asking out his crush (Ramona or your OC work fine) while his demon chicks cheer him on would be cute to see. Your art has been very cute, thanks for sharing.
"Wow um, Zelda... Tetris... that's kind of a big question"
I want to know Neil's likes. Tell me your secrets, Knives!
The weed blowjob dream mindbroke me forever so I'm gonna headcanon he's into mouth stuff like kissing and receiving oral the most, groping too. As for normal stuff we already know some. Especially about the yellow fever lmao
Lol I loved that page. I don't think Envy died though, just fainted or passed out from ecstasy
Oh yeah other Scott thread usually devolve into arguments over waifus or Ramona bawdshaming from what I've seen, but this one is great. Wallace is just too powerful I guess
Omg that's so cute.. I love the Demon Chicks this gives me an excuse to draw them again. Matt is such a dorky mess it's great. I'm glad you've enjoyed my work, it's been fun providing. I've been in an unproductive creative slump for a while before this so my sister reminding me this series exists by forcing me to watch the show with her was great
I feel like she would in return for a favor maybe. I remember though, she admitted dating him because he looked like Scott. With Hong I'd imagine Knives would be like "Oh that guy? I dated him for a while, here lemme help you with what I've learned" once she's asked about it
This anon worded it better than I ever could lol, here you go. I may have to go to bed so here's the only non-MS Paint doodle I've posted ITT since I'm on my phone now
Wow, you really were pretty much on-point here with Knives's comment. Like the "she is soooo nice" thing feels right out of the book for her.
She *is* a gossipy teen after all, I feel like she'd share too much or try too hard to vouch for her friend to make her look good that it'll only embarrass the poor thing more
Based Stephen enjoyer. I love my Matty the most but this thread, my dream and getting attached to the Korean OC made Neil grow on me a lot more too
>I feel like she'd share too much or try too hard to vouch for her friend to make her look good that it'll only embarrass the poor thing more
This is so cute to imagine. Like, Knives going on a full walltext to a clueless Neil while her friend just gets more red from embarrassment.
Alternatively, I'm imagining Knives pretty much recreating this scene in her bedroom but rambling on about why her friend is so cute and perfect and needs to be dating like 50 boys right now.
The cherry on top would be Neil just responding to all that chatter with something short like "Oh cool". Like the real equivalent of replying "k" to a giant wall of text
But considering it's an Asian girl we're talking about he's definitely still gonna be interested even if he doesn't show it outright
yeah, that would be perfect. and Neil would be down regardless lmao.
>two nubile asians in Neil's immediate vision
LOOK OUT HES GOING TO EXPLODE
What would Neil do in this scenario Scott was faced with?
cum and explode most likely
but also kek scott saying "no i dont know" to a question about his own name is so funny to me
If Neil goes to Vancouver, it's over for his balls.
I forgot, why did those 2 recognize Scott?
He was in a band and they were in a big local music venue. I always took it as an indication that Sex Bob-omb had reached a certain level of prominence in the Toronto music scene. Of course, that would dissipate pretty much after they started recording, but they at least had proto-groupies before then.
They were also supposed to appear in a doubleheader with Demonhead at Lee's, so of course girls are going to check out that one bassist who was Envy's ex
live young neil reaction
don't let the straight face fool you, his pants will do the talking
Would Knives do this? She was only dating Neil to get back at Scott and would be kind of awkward
I like to think that a more mature Knives got to a place where she'd at least recontextualize her relationship with Neil and come to some sort of understanding with him when she comes to love herself a little more. She's even seen hanging out with Neil in one of the last few times she appears in the books. I think she at least sees Neil as a friend by the end, so if a friend of hers expressed romantic or sexual interest in Neil, she'd probably do a friend a solid even if they are exes.
No Stills Bob-omb (forgot their new name) was such a bittersweet scene. I like to think Scott and Kim still jams together for as long as they're able to
I felt that too. But I think it was more important for establishing that Scott and Kim have come to some sort of closure and their friendship is stronger for it. It's also big that Knives and Neil were both there, even if the band sucked.
Also, that whole chapter was bittersweet. This moment between Scott and Knives hit me hard when I was younger, even if O'Malley did his best to downplay it with humor.
Right before the good part, but my sanity is leaving me so I'll continue soon
You know, that's actually a good idea. I just made a generic girl because I don't like drawing myself but I'll do something with her tomorrow and flesh the design out. Looking at this design currently it looks like a Korean girl so I might go with that
Lmao I'm noting this down for tomorrow
dw Neil was just using the subspace around your area
"Subspace Surfing" sounds like an in-universe reference to oral sex in the Scott Pilgrim world. Also, this is making me wonder whether Neil would ever give head if he received it.
Technically, Lisa did cameo but it was a blink and you'd miss it kind of thing
"Subspace Surfing" sounds more like a slang that means finding a closet or private room to make out in. As in, "we will never talk about when Kim and Knives went subspace surfing ever again".
How many more times do you think Kim and Knives went subspace surfing?
bump
Not enough
too much
20
>Maybe my brain's trying to tell me something
Neil's competing with Matt for the top spot.
>Wish I was getting Matty dreams though..
Have you ever had a Matthew Patel related dream? I don't think I've ever dreamt of any of the characters from Scott Pilgrim.
>tfw Neil will never offer me weed and we'd get hot and heavy together in a shitty Toronto apartment
Man, I definitely missed out on 2000s Toronto. Maybe Scott Pilgrim and Turning Red were onto something.
My relatives lived in toronto and they've been pretty much the same
What's funny to me is that Stephen had told him not to touch the weed again so this incident has probably happened more than once (can't guarantee it had the same results but it was enough for Stephen to get sick of it)
Jesus Christ anon. I'm not sure my heart can handle this conflict..
kek
>I'm not even Asian
Lmao. Also, Neil beating Matthew would be impressive considering the events of SPTO. Just one good day of weed smoking and sex was enough to make this man into a fighting machine.
I love how Neil has that stupid dumbass goofy default face... very head empty
Would Neil even be good at sex? He seems too clueless about it to do anything outside of making out a little. I feel like Scott would be pretty good, Ramona and Wallace are pros, Kim is alright and Knives is too inexperienced and barely knows how to make herself feel good yet.
holy soul
this pic is really cute
i didn't even realize this before. damn
Get her to draw some Gideon. Also, kek you probably were divided on the whole Gideon-Matthew fight.
you can't look at these two and tell me she doesn't peg his nerdy ass for like 10 hours a day while he screams like a girl
100% and he loves it. Julie probably loves it more though.
Julie is hot as frick
Yeah, she's pretty damn sexy
>Hope you had a good time anon
Christmas party was good. Nice seeing friends, especially since I don't get to see them too often
>I'd help him get over Ramona first, he deserves a better chance at proper romance. I don't think he's even truly that evil, just a little moronic but that's good
That's good. He, along with pretty much most of the other exes, aren't really all that bad. Hurt and lashing out, yeah. Pure evil, not really. Matthew is probably the most backed up though. At least Roxy was still getting kisses in the show. I wouldn't be shocked if he hadn't kissed a girl since Ramona.
>spoiler
something something Matthew Patussy
Wallace is said to be mostly a top in the comic iirc, so I feel like that's his go to move. Seduce a curious mostly straight guy by bottoming a few times, then takes it home by topping and making the guy question ever being straight.
Watch yourselves out there, guys like Wallace are dangerous.
yes.he is a switch.
I'm going to bed before I get crucified and pelted with rocks for posting straight people in the gay thread. But also because it's 2:40am and I drew all this shit on 1 layer my sanity is gone
I love Matthew Patel thanks for coming to my ted talk and goodnight
cute heteros, you do him justice. good night anon
pretty much this, yeah. showed a pic of him to a friend who hasn't seen anything about the series and he said "please be a tomboy"
he was severely disappointed but it was funny
>Thread still up
So based
Thank you anons I will draw more.. He has not felt the touch of a woman in like 10 years I can fix him
If Matt has a million fans I am one of them
If Matt has 10 fans I am one of them
If Matt has only 1 fan that's me
If Matt has no fans I am no longer on Earth
>Thread still up
I just got back from a friends Christmas party and am doing my part to keep Scott Pilgrim discussion alive, I guess
>I can fix him
How would you fix him, anon?
>He has not felt the touch of a woman in like 10 years I can fix him
Imagine how pent-up he is.
don't worry, he's got a virtual harem with him
requesting matt in his stripped shirt showing his drawing of his fursona which is haida form aggretsuko weaing the same kind of shirt
draw more of this.
That girl is cute you should do more, Patel rarely gets love around these parts but people don't really like pajeet characters, Spiderverse threads taught me this lesson. Sleep tight Matt drawgay.
Kinda warms my heart tbh. When actors are so enthusiastic about franchises they've taken part in you can really tell it means a lot to them even after years have passed. People can talk all kinds of smack about the movie here but it's little side-things like this that make it memorable for me.
>I love Matthew Patel thanks for coming to my ted talk and goodnight
What's your case for the Matthew Patel love? Also, you should draw your ideal date with Matthew Patel.
>Almost 4:30am
May have to hit the hay again but it was fun doodling today. Will come back if thread is alive
>Also, you should draw your ideal date with Matthew Patel.
If anything this would be HIS ideal date but I want him to feed me shitty expensive croquettes in a fancy overpriced restaurant while he wears his CEO suit thinking this is the best day of his life
good night mattgay
if you see this tomorrow, can you draw lucas? thank you
I'm awake and of course, anon. I haven't drawn him before and I've never drawn buff men before but he's pretty cool
Anon was so real for this.. My husband is so cute
Don't lump me in with fujos they are disgusting cucks who prostitute out their husbandos to other men instead of giving them proper love. I'm a yumejoshi I would never do that to my Matty he's so dear to me
Alright, I'll record one in a bit and catbox it
That's a pretty good Lucas. Would there be any other characters you'd want to draw?
Thank you! It's not a type of character I'm used to drawing so it was fun. I can take some suggestions again, I'm doing a trade with someone but when I finish it I'll try to doodle what's suggested. I also want to draw more of Neil wearing stupid shirts, thinking of making it a bit of a gag
Lol don't worry I didn't realize I can do this until early 2022. I also like the screentone version of Paint when you do Ctrl+E and choose black&white but it sucks that it takes up so much resources and dies after a while, forcing you to close and restart it
He loves mobfaces so he's weak to Knives. Said he really likes Lisa too and was kinda bummed she wasn't in SPTO
I love them so much I'll actually do it in a bit, gimme a bit
They haven't come yet but it's mostly self-insert cringe with Matt and the OC I've been posting. When I get them I'll post them
>He loves mobfaces so he's weak to Knives.
A man of good taste.
>Said he really likes Lisa too
A man of great taste.
I always liked Knives and I'm glad she got decent treatment in the series. But, yeah, Lisa getting left out really disappointed me. Have you ever drawn Knives or do you ship her with anyone?
maybe Wallace or Ramona if you have time. thank you for your dedication anon.
>Don't lump me in with fujos they are disgusting cucks who prostitute out their husbandos to other men instead of giving them proper love.
holy shit finally someone who understands how i feel with yurigays but the opposite
based drawgay
>this would be HIS ideal date
>shitty expensive croquettes in a fancy overpriced restaurant while he wears his CEO suit thinking this is the best day of his life
Honestly, that makes it the most Matthew Patel date I can think of. It's mostly about him, but allows him to flex and perform in a way where he gets to be the main character.
>matt patel lover
I KNEEL
Because your actually gay.
> your
Sorry to nitpick but it's you're.
it's you are. nitwit.
>it's you are. nitwit.
Now your capitalization is off.
frick.
Because he's animated rather than being a live action human. His design looks more androgynous compared to other male characters.
What did Scott and Wallace study in college?
My headcanon is Wallace studied economics and Scott studied sociology.
eachother's bodies
OP claims to be straight than admits he’s a homosexual, OP=homosexual what a pointless thread.
Liking Matthew Patel unironically is like being a Raditz fan unironically.
Is Vegeta3986 in this thread?
>straight
you can be straight and like cute boys no?
No Anon if you’re a guy and you like guys it makes you gay.
but I like him romantically 🙁
Not sexually 🙁
That might be gayer.
A lesson for everyone.
It doesn’t help.
Getting a boner is more than just noticing they have features that are conventionally considered attractive.
If he gives you a boner, no.
Just accept that you're gay. Or bi, I guess.
There's more bisexuals than gay men. Many "gay" men secretly crave women but are in too deep, so if they suddenly reveal that it's all over. there's probably a lot of bisexuals in this very thread
>there's probably a lot of bisexuals in this very thread
impossible, bisexuality doesn’t exist.
Says you.
>t. bisexual in denial
My guess is that OP is attracted to Wallace's feminine attributes and smooth appearance, so he still considers himself straight.
Is anyone on Cinemaphile really that straight? Most anons here seem about as straight as anyone in this comic.
>Is anyone on Cinemaphile really that straight?
I'd say most are, but they sure love making that clear as possible with their utter vitriol. But I wouldn't be surprised if the lot of them had secrets within their closets.
>"Arachnophobic? Heh. You must secretly want to frick spiders."
>Acrophobia? I bet deep down you wish you could get over your fear of heights.
>be acrophobic
>go to the eightieth floor of a skyscraper
>look down
>hard
because he's the best character in the show
homie you gay
Wallace turns everyone bisexual, except Scott.
Comic heavily implies Wallace and Scott fricked and then Scott just never left his house
Wallace entered Scott's life in the same way as Lisa, wandering into his basement looking to suck his dick after misreading their previous interactions. But then they remained bros for life instead of Scott compartmentalizing and mentally discarding him.
>OP thinks Kieran Culken is hot
Yikes
Wallace is the best character. That's how. With the possible exception of Roxy. The two homos are the most compelling characters. Imagine that.
how the hell are the SP husbandogay threads more chill than the waifugay threads, the latter are always trying to kill each other while the husbandogays are like picrel
That's an interesting phenomenon. I was not aware of that in these particular threads. Most Husbando threads I've seen outside of Scott Pilgrim results in fighting. With people posting artwork others don't like whether that be furry, bara, what have you. Or on Cinemaphile people will complain the majority are superheroes and there's no variety in taste.
The fandom drama has always been focused on Scott and his girls. That's missing here outside of the fact that Wallace kind of has a harem, but it's Wallace so nobody minds.
Season 2 when
never.
Thank frick
one can hope. you know how it is with netflix originals
>make something actually good
>"1 season and we're never touching it again lol"
>dogshit series no one cares for
>"frick yeah let's make 346382974682364 seasons everyone's gonna love this"
This is such a common occurrence now that I wouldn't be surprised
I still have enough hope that there might be a second season where they follow the characters more closely, but whether they can get the VAs on board I cannot say for sure.
There is just something attractive about confidence. Also you know he could suck like a champ. Just close your eyes.
wish we had more drawgays, the general drawthreads are terrible. but it's good to see at least 1 drawgay here
His confidence is hot he makes me want to be cooler
How do I get cool gay friends who are attractive like Wallace?
Move to a city but not like one of the popular gay cities.
I live in a fricking city and I've never seen a gay man wdym
so where's the Wallace porn.
it's there dude
mostly with todd
Before this series there was pretty much no Wallace porn
I feel like most Scott Pilgrim porn was drawn around 2010ish. Tastes were different then compared to now. Back then, people were way more free in drawing Kim-Knives porn than they'd be now.
> be me
> straight
> gayest shit you’ve ever read
>be me
>straight
These three words always mean anon is about to express their horniest inner demons of gay lust and I love reading it.
What would a Scott Pilgrim Christmas be like?
How come no one gives Scott PIlgrim any shit for clearly being a progenitor of the noodle limb bean mouth craze?
the people have forgotten their heritage
It was a natural progression of his art style over the course of a decade. It's not done to mass produce low-tier cartoons for a corporation. There's a difference.
it's weird that this first book looks so much worse than lost at sea
I think Lost at Sea looks a lot cruder, but has it's own style to it. I don't think Scott Pilgrim's first book is all that bad but it certainly doesn't really have its desired look until around book 3.
book 1 knives is so cute man
She is. I like her throughout the series but her early version of her had its charm to it.
At least the show had a little more of Book 1 Knives design.
>Sans Knives
Kino design 10/10
Please someone start drawing Knives with Sans's jacket and powers.
post a thread depicting jacket knives and some drawgay would probably do it
How hard would Knives be to fight in Undertale?
Not that hard probably, early game boss with dagger projectiles
I prefer the book 1 Scott Pilgrim artstyle to BLOM's later work. Seems more sovlful compared to stuff like Seconds, but maybe I just prefer 2000s art in general.
I like watching the transition, but there is a certain grimy comfort in the first and second books style of Scott Pilgrim.
I guess people never really paid any mind to it.
I call bullshit on that because while Scott Pilgrim does use toothy smiles it still has characters with distinct features and bold outlines that taper at end. They also (to a degree) still have bodies that can be deemed sexual. Brian Lee O'Malley seems to be inspired more by anime and manga than western cartoons.
If I had to hazard a guess, I would think the Simpsons is the origin point for the bean mouth cartoons Cinemaphile shits their pants over nowadays. Creators born in the 80s, like Pendleton Ward or Alex Hirsch, would've been consuming the Simpsons around its peak in the 90s and late 2000s. Is it not unreasonable to assume that as impressionable teenagers, they could have been riffing on the Simpsons similar to how Matt Groening riffed on old black white/Technicolor cartoons?
>the bean mouth cartoons Cinemaphile shits their pants over nowadays
It's justified, though
I love Old Scott and Even Older Scott,, he's so fricking cute
I'm glad at least someone enjoyed this concept. It wasn't for me but I'm glad you got something out of it.
built for wallace
BBW = Big Beautiful Wallace
I love him
I love his stupid fricked up teeth
I love that he's still the same petulant dumbass
Really cute old man if Ramona doesn't want him, I'll take him
Do you want to date my dad?
Also
>check'em
Oh my God, it is Ryu from Street Fighter.
How do I be more like Wallace without being gay? Or is it gay powers like how Todd has vegan powers?
Carry yourself more confidently, learn to bant well, and be secure enough in your life and finances to manage to afford to live in the city.
Wallace is just too powerful. He'd make the whole world gay if he could.
I'm pretty certain that's his goal, one dude at a time.
I wish real males were as cute as cartoon ones.
I don't, otherwise I'd be gay and I'm not
Same.
Wallace is a homosexual and so are you.
>>be me
You may fool us, but you can not fool yourself
I hated gay characters before Wallace.
But thats probably because all of them are shittily written hyperactive overly feminine stereotypes. And if you call the same stereotype autist in a series, he's suddenly a straight nerd.
I wonder if the issue was that the only gay character you saw before Wallace was Jack from Will and Grace or significantly older media where the stereotype was intended to be derogatory. Around the turn of the century gay characters tended to be either guests in message or stunt episodes, otherwise ordinary characters with the gay stuff as a personal crisis or normal gay characters with a variety of personalities in media for gay people.
yes.
south park Canadian logic.
T:Chink on my parent's side
It's an easy way to differentiate the Asian characters from the white ones without going full racial stereotype. I do think they still do a lot of expression, even if they're pretty simple black dots.
Could Kim or Knives ever be this cute?
>Puppy eyes Ramona
I understand scott now.
Same
Don't fall for it anons, you know it's a trap. That's how they get to you. Be strong.
Ramona had a pretty cute design in the show.
The show did make a lot of the characters cuter, I really liked what they did with minor characters like Hollie too
Man, they really elevated Hollie from Kim's kinda hot but kind of a b***h roommate to one of the top baddies in Scott Pilgrim.
Yeah, wish we could see what they'd do to Lisa but this is alright too. I liked the whole video store bit with Roxie a lot
>I liked the whole video store bit with Roxie a lot
Same. Probably one of the best parts of the show.
>wish we could see what they'd do to Lisa
Guess they've gotta do season 2.
>Guess they've gotta do season 2
You know how it is with Netflix originals. If it's something dogshit they'll drag it out for 1 billion seasons but if they make something good they will never touch it ever again after 1 season
Really hoping they'll make the exception for this one but I guess the big issue is making sure the entire movie cast can come out and do it, which might be hard for some of them.
Arguably wouldn't need the ENTIRE cast. Could cut out a few exes, maybe give the Twins and Scott's pals more time to shine this go around. My grander concern is the plot. The premise for this one put Scott out of the picture, letting Romana and her exes get plenty of spotlight, then put Scott back so the they can speedrun the whole character growth worthy of relationship yadda yadda on his end. All Scott media sorta cold ends at "these messed up kids just might've grown enough to make it" so there's not really plot direction now.
It was the only time they actually played the premise of the show well.
It had that fantastical element of Scott Pilgrim, which I think draws a lot of people in. I thnk you get that pretty well with the Lucas Lee episode, even if that's not really a battle the protagonist fights.
Favorite fights of mine were these two and the Gideon-Patel fight.
absolutely
>wallace in the comic
genuinely the best character
>wallace in the movie
genuinely the best character, also holy frick how did i now just realize that's macaulay caulkin's brother
>wallace in the show
genuinely the best character, but a lot cattier with scott than the comic
>be me
>straight
>go on Cinemaphile
>see wallace waving at me in the catalog
>feel warm and fuzzy inside
>OP
>straight
yes and
I am really happy Takes Off gives so much attention to the evil exes I reread the original comic run and they get so little
Probably the best decision they had was to kill scott for 8 episodes
Wow. Reading about the comic here makes me realize how creepy it is. Just everyone wants to frick eachother in the end and it's one of those weird pieces of work that tries to blur the line of sexuality in preference for self satisfaction. Paired with a mind that is young and confused about sexuality they simply frick whoever and make dumb choices. Their emotions are a means to an end in this same context. Romance and feeling is all foreplay before some weird creepy climax.
I now remember what absolute cringe feels like.
what version of the book have you read
>Just everyone wants to frick eachother in the end and it's one of those weird pieces of work that tries to blur the line of sexuality in preference for self satisfaction
have you ever left the basement
Ok uhh listen
I wanna post a knives thread
but I can't post images because of some Cinemaphile frickery
so can someone help me post one instead?
just add some generic cute knives images and discussion starters, thanks.
pls help.
bhh
please bros I need help
bump
jo
Yeah it’s weird when cartoon characters does that to you sometimes.
Are you saying you’re gay for Louise?
How would your favorite Scott Pilgrim character celebrate Christmas?
Merry Christmas, Pilgrimbros and Gideongals
>Wallace thread
not interested
Do a Lisa thread next
I like Lisa. I wonder how Wallace would feel about her.
nothing.
Wallace is played by a girl that kinda looks like Lois from that Superman show.
Only Scott Pilgrim thread up. I noticed that there are r34 artists who came out of retirement just to draw new SP smut - and it's mostly all they did before. Goes to show how popular the series is ha.
Be the change you wanna see.Make a Lisa thread for us.
agreed.
>OP
>straight
bull.
Other Scott is cute. I don't think OS in Takes Off looks much like comics OS aside from the eyelashes but he is cute there also.
For Pete's sake someone make a Lisa thread asap this one is going stale
can someone PLEASE make a thread about another FEMALE character I am not gay
THIS
I HATE GAY AAAAAA
+1
I HATE gayS
ramona bread
but it's also a general thread so talk about whoever the hell you want
Guys I don't think the OP matters, this is barely even a Wallace thread anymore with how much Matt and Neil I've spammed all the way through lol. There was some healthy Knives discussion early on too
Glad you enjoyed, it's fun scribbling
Yeah, I don't know how more people don't do it, the process is a bit autistic but it does save a lot of time with coloring
There's many Paint tricks people don't know like picrel or the stamp thing. Sorry this is an old pic I was showing a friend how to do it
this is really interesting. tried it and it ate ram like crazy for some reason even though my computer is good
I keep falling asleep
Oh yeah the memory that BW mode eats is insane for literally no reason even if u have a NASA computer it'll crash.. So you can only do little things with it
It's beautiful, anon.. I draw with my left hand but my pen's pretty stable you may wanna mess with your settings
1. Draw something
2. Enable transparent selection
3. Select drawing
4. Hold SHIFT on keyboard and drag your selection around
5. Picrel happens
Yeah I just think it's funny almost every character got a personality that 'buffs' them in the show while Neil's buff is just "ok let's make this dude twice as moronic than he was in the comics" and it worked. The weed dream is something that's gonna stick with me for a while lol
Yep, that very same couch..
Artists have been gaslit by Adobe and Clip Studio Paint into thinking that the only software with useful features are the ones you pay for monthly, holy frick.
what the hell man?
whenever I try drawing in MS paint the pen has no stability and my lines are all shaky
>the stamp thing
Stamp thing???
Can be dragged anywhere too so you can do stupid shit like this. It really is surprising how much about Paint people don't know
Who are the top 3 autists in the Scott Pilgrim universe?
1. Roxanne Richter
2. Young Neil
3. Scott Pilgrim
Lol, I knew you had that one saved.
>saved
i made both lmao
>i made both lmao
Can you make more???
who do i put the autism hat on tho
i think neil's the most fitting
he was a bit autistic in the comics but in the show they just made him three times that
why does Ramona make me all sad & wistful?
10/10 design but a roastie.
It's the loyalty, I think. I mean, after the whole 'running away from commitments' thing anyway. She goes above and beyond for a guy that she barely even knows, and remains dedicated to him even through all the shit that happens.
Also let's be honest, her existence was pretty frigging lonely before the story. The imagery of skating through an endless void-world is a manifestation of that. She doesn't really have friends, and she's a long way from her family.
>femanon
Wheres the gay rep drawfriend?
I don't like gay shit unless it's yuri and I think fujos are cucks sorry anon. 90% of what I draw is straight at best ur gonna get solo boys or yuri from me. Here's a really shitty rushed Lucas from memory because I have to do something
What're your thoughts on Steven? I thought he was cute, it's a shame only the comics mentioned his gayness though. He's one of the LA characters I enjoyed as well.
Oh he's alright, not that appealing to me as most other characters but my sister really likes him. I like him for funny stuff like
since he's one of the more serious characters who's sick of everyone else's shit. Sis also really liked Wallace and she was sad he's gay so putting that one straight Wallace clone/actor in the show made her really happy lol I should draw something with him and her OC
Can't post a doodle because I'm outside but when I get back home I'll draw the 2 requests from earlier
feel like with this series you already got more than enough
>scott pilgrim fan
>straight
Pick one
Hey Matthewfriend, I don't know if you're still taking requests or if you care about the other exes, but if so could you draw Todd Ingram saying the lines from pic related?
Always taking requests, and this is a funny suggestion lol I'll note it down. Todd is actually my 2nd fav ex, my 3 top SP favorites overall are Matt, Neil and Todd anyhow
I'm going out with family today though so I may only have time for shitty phone doodles instead of Paint stuff
>I'm going out with family today though
Have fun with your family.
Maybe you oculd draw Scott showing off his lucky Sonic the Hedgehog underwear?
(Pic is for pose ref)
I don't know who I'd wanna be more in this situation.
>Only two pages of this for a twitter bit
Boo I wanted gay sex. Oh well.
This sequence made me feel things when I first read it.
> This sequence made me feel things when I first read it.
Was this the horniest Scott Pilgrim book? It starts with the Kim and Knives kiss, has Lisa constantly trying to frick Scott, has the famous shot of her scantily nightgown barely covering her up, then ends on Ramona looking like this.
>This sequence made me feel things when I first read it.
Was it because Ramona tackled Scott while she was wearing what I assume is a lingerie bottom?
>Was this the horniest Scott Pilgrim book?
Looks like it
Neil is better
SO TRUE anon was so real for this
2 dreams mindbroke me for all eternity he weaseled his way into my heart so slyly
My lawyer has advised me not to comment on this image but I am letting you know my mouth is frothing do u have a source for it
>2 dreams mindbroke me for all eternity
wasn't this literally how Gideon mindbroke Ramona
You have to draw evil young Neil now
mattgay being mindbroken into becoming neilgay is my favorite arc in this thread
ive noticed a lot of people love portraying or drawing neil with a huge dick for some reason despite him being the youngest of the male characters by a few years. he got that autism charm of "big dick but doesnt know how to use it"
kek, requesting korean girl admiring that bulge
>he got that autism charm of "big dick but doesnt know how to use it"
These have been my exact thoughts I'm glad we can collectively agree
>korean girl admiring that bulge
Aaaa I'm on the bus but noting this down, noting this down..
Vile beast I will NOT be tempted by your foul manipulative tactics.. (I will, and I totally already am)
YEAH that's pretty much what it was lol
Fricked up and evil Neil.. So much I've noted down for today
Babe pls stop cucking me in your dreams with the funny scott characters
Blame my brain it keeps doing things to me.. I have no power in my dreams I'm more miserable than Scott when it comes to that because I usually die when I dream. This is new..
You should draw Scott chars babe that would be so funny I think. I want to see u draw Knives or Lisa your style is good for either..
Thank you we were at the mall, got some money into my card so I'll be able to comm more artists, already found some people I want to draw Hong and Neil
I plead guilty. I'll see what I can draw once I'm home
draw some Scott Pilgrim, anon
>he got that autism charm of "big dick but doesnt know how to use it"
All of the cells for his brain went to support his massive wiener, I guess.
Neil apparently stumbled into becoming Gideon from Ramona's dreams to one particular anon lmao.
One might even theorize that Gideon taught Neil to be that evil
Who's on the phone?
Hnnnnnnnnng
>neil x knives
AAAAAAAA
Jesus Christ, a buncha flaming gays in this thread.