>be native american
>never get roles other than playing a native american
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>be native american. >never get roles other than playing a native american
>be native american
>never get roles other than playing a native american
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straiiiiiiiight droooooop
Thanks for the audible chuckle m8
d cut the bullshit man thanks
Its not like he can play a pale anglo or a dark skinned Black
Well, who else is going to play Native Americans?
Basically anyone.
johnny depp
I resent him for saying he's got native blood for his role in 'The Lone Ranger'.
>I've got 0.8 percent, so it's alright
ridiculous. He's an actor and plays a part. We're well beyond shooting past the mark if we're going to act like that. He should've just said: "Frick off."
literally any mexican
Italians
Making non-natives look "native" is one of Hollywood's oldest and most refined practices.
the whites
Thais
there are tons of movies where natives are literally played by chinese actors
Natives are mongoloid too so I guess it makes sense
Damn this dude has some crazy profile he looks like Prince Charming or something, the frick?
Yeah he's handsome as frick. A lot of Native men have sharp, robust facial features that make them look like total chads.
Elizabeth Warren
Spics have been LARPing as Natives for years now
Tom Berenger
>be white male
>never get cast as abo woman
what gives
>Be a white actor
>Got to Latina America
>Get typecast in soap operas as the white love interest
I don't see the downside here.
Aren't most actors in Latin America white or light skinned? Latinos really don't like portraying themselves as dark
>be Māori
>only get roles as Mexican, Latino, Spanish, Middle Eastern, Iranian, Italian, Sicilian, South Asian…
Is that El Padrino?
Wh*te americans can't tell the difference between those races
browns are all the same
Colombiana was a decent movie.
So was Collateral Damage
Wait, that dude's not a pajeet or Arab? Huh
I am Mexican and unironically look like him THOUGH. My ex used to say I looked just like this but with emo hair.
Lmfao fr? Do you have a new gf? He's not even Mexican
He did play a new zealand type island Black person in at least one movie.
I am Italian this guy looks like an older version of a classmate
He played Jesus
Yo onions muy contento.
Is he really Maori? Hilarious that it's stayed quiet and he hasn't been pushed with the weird Maori fad we've had the last few years (the Rock, Momoa, taika watiti all claiming or playing it, etc)
Rock and Momoa are Pacific Islander
same same but different
He gets by on his acting chops. Doesn't need to push ethnicity. He's quietly a solid actor.
if he plays being Maori they'll stop casting him to play Latinos
those are one race: Brown
he was based in Longmire
>be native american
>use your position in the community to abuse your own women while claiming that's what whitey actually does
>Mr. Headdress
These people are a fricking meme
>chasing horse
i'll bet.
>Nathan Chasing prostitutes
>Chases prostitutes
Seriously Jackson? Who writes this shit.
Chief Grooming Bulls says that jailbait should be free, like buffalo.
>strong wind spirit push buffalo on tribe land
>buffalo chief property
>strong wind spirit push young hot poon on tribe land
>???
>crafty trader of hides say our land his land
>crafty trader of hides say we must never forget his losses and give our land back to him
>Bignose Shinyrock say Apache are misunderstood
>Shinyrock say that Apache are only violent because inequality
He even got the meme marks on his chin from Poo Detective
why did injuns have such shit immune systems anyway?
>which is what killed 99% of them and not some fake holocaust-type BS
They were isolated from the old world for thousands of years
so why didn't they (old worlders) die from diseases that were ravaging the natives all the while?
They never domesticated animals on the scale Old Worlders did, which is how most diseases got passed on to humans. They specifically never developed horses or wheeled transportation which meant there was limited transmission of germs [as well as language, cultural elements etc] between groups. Compare it to Eurasia, where steppe nomads swept from China to central Europe like a wave and carried shit like the Black Death. People who endured stuff like that had hardier immune systems than farmers squatting by the same river for 10,000 years.
He has a good paying job. I don't see the problem.
I been tellin you homiez for years it's time Samuel Jackson branched out
The Reservation Dogs episode where he trips balls and stumbles through the woods with Kenny Boy was absolute kino.
Instantly makes you movie or show kino
Hanzee Dent was so cool. competent henchmen are my favorite gender.
Some American Indian actors play cholos and beaners.
Problem? He is playing a role made for him so a white man never will!
Is that the guy from the Western Sky ad?
>be portuguese
>get typecasted as native american after twin peaks
>Be latina
>only get roles as white woman
She grew up speaking Spanish in Argentina and when she moved to the UK she refused to speak English for like 2 years except to tell people the Falklands belong to Argentina lmao
fricking brat
when the british arrived there the argies were in loincloths and had no technology whatsoever
That's still half the country
SHE IS WHITE u dumb frick
most argentinians are
Today I will remind them
Argentinians are obsessed with trying to be European. This drives them to suicide and anti-depressants, ironically making them more European when it comes to stats, kek.
>be filipino
>always get roles as mexicans and native americans
he looks like a native american paul dano
apparently he's part Lakota
From when the Spanish took them to fight over there probably
he claims his father is 1/4
and his mother is filipino
so he is 1/2 filipino
3/4 scots-irish
and 1/4 native american
el creatura la bomba
>el creatura la bomba
>la bomba
I've been reading some Cherokee folk stories, they're pretty silly
>A long time ago there were two brothers who lived with their grandmother. It was winter and game became scarce. There was no food. So the brothers went out into the woods to hunt.
>All day they walked and walked, but could find no game to kill for food. Late in the evening they came to a river and decided to rest and camp for the night. They built up a fire and lay down to sleep.
>During the night, one of the brothers was awakened by a crawling noise. He got up and found fresh meat there on the ground by the fire. He was very happy and excited. He awoke his brother and said, "Come look at all the fresh meat someone has left for us. Now we have plenty of food." But his brother was afraid and replied, "It is a strange thing. I believe we should not eat that meat." His brother laughed at him and told him he was foolish to believe that way. He went ahead and cooked some of the meat and ate all he wanted by himself. Then he lay down beside the fire and went to sleep.
>Later in the night, the brother who had not eaten the meat heard thrashing about, and looking over to where his brother was, he saw that his body was beginning to change to that of a large lizard. The changed brother spoke. "Your thinking was right. You must not eat that meat. Now I have to go and live in the water, but we are brothers and I want you to come and see me now and then."
>After that, he crawled away from the fire and went down the bank into the river. Oftentimes, the brother went down to the water's edge and called his lizard-brother out and told him how things were with the Cherokees.
um they say many moons ago
Maybe someone mistranslated the smoke signals and rope knots.
its telling people dont eat meat you dont know the origin of, like an already dead carcass, because it could be going bad and will poison you
I know, I just thought that the idea of mystery meat that turns you into a lizard was funny. Book is called The Path to Snowbird Mountain
I read a book that was a collection of Native American trickster stories, it was a fun read.
isn't fargo he's biggest role?
Only decent role he's had has been Hanzee. Everything else just shows that he has shit-all range.
at least he's not a pretendian?
Is that Rhea Seehorn?
I mean, does he want to play anything else? It might be more feasible if he cut his hair and tried to look normal.
>claim to be native american
>get native american roles
>both parents are taiwanese
>her surname is "chow" but she dropped it
I’d conquest her vegana if u know what I mean
Huh??
to be fair if you check her imdb her career pretty much dried up after being exposed
her only work has been episodes of Yellowstone that she would have been cast in prior to being exposed, and I think the creator was the writer/director of that too
>be me
>an arty full blood injun man
>friends and family harass me to apply for injun grants
>finally do it
>eventually denied
>that’s honestly okay
>weeks later they email me the successful recipients
>literally all women
>one is a genuine pretendian
>another is an actual immigrant from jamaica with an injun grandparent
>realize these grants, these sjws, these who supposedly care about then oppressed minorities
>they don’t, actually
>it’s all bullshit
>they hate men so much, they couldn’t even award the grant to ONE (1) native man
>choose literal white women instead
>whereas lIbErAl and PrOgReSsiVe before
>now I realize
>these people are literally my enemy
>they genuinely do hate me and my existence
>they genuinely do hate me and my existence
they don't hate you
they genuinely don't care that you exist
no they care hence the grant hence their employment hence their government funding based on my application. it’s actual hate, (You) and even the most the woke sjw have for me. which is ironic, that you internet chuds and the most blue haired tumblrina actually agree on something. consider: native women are elevated above native men. this is why in culture, mahvel currently has TWO (2) native women heroes, and the only native men are genuine criminals. it’s why the first and only native person to likely win an oscar, is a native women. it’s why the single highest homeless and incarcerated and suicidal demographic in my country is the native man, ie not the native women. it goes on and on. I applied for another grant, and of the successful recipients, only 8 percent were men, the rest were women. there is a systemic and institutional effort to tuck over the native man, beyond all discourse or opinion. you agree, and of course you agree, naturally, and most simply: you too hate the native man. and that’s okay, I accept your hate. you’re not pretending to care about me, or making money off my existence.
Somebody's been hitting the fire water again
again, they don't hate you, they just don't care
they pick who to give shit too based on what'll make them look best, and helping out dudes is always below helping out a woman
I, personally, since you've made it personal, genuinely don't care about Native Americans, I don't think I've ever even met one and this conversation in this thread is by far the most I've ever had to think about them
You're genuinely psychotic if you think other people care about your problems, nobody cares about anyone but themselves no matter what race they are
dude they literally have jobs pretending to care about. they pay their rent off my existence
my job is making people don't die in a fire while they're asleep
I genuinely don't care if any of them die in fires, I just need a paycheck
>native women are elevated above native men
Yep, just as black women are elevated above black men. Its called the Progressive Stack.
I'm sorry anon, a lot of those types of people don't give a flying frick about minorities they're just in it to make themselves look good.
HEYA HOYA HEYA HOYA HEYA HOYA
Remember when they changed the Washington Redskins to "Le Washington Football Team"? Some one out there, who believes they are woke, actually hates Indjuns. They also hate Afro-Americans because they got rid of Uncle Ben (actual real life black chef) and Aunt Jemima off store shelves becuase they didn't want to see black faces on food products.
>look up the leaders of a rhode island tribe that kicked out narangasett indians for money, the chief and medicine man are all women kek
its ok bro, i love you.
to be native american
>>get native american roles
>>both parents are taiwanese
>>her surname is "chow" but she dropped it
sorry I posted a picture of the wrong actress the first time
liked him in dr sleep
He was good in those two scenes in Resolution.
He could play a live action of that guy in the anime baoh.
So natives are a mix between Asians and some other race which died off or something? Am I getting this right?
iirc they're most closely related to Siberians. I think since their ancestors migrated to the Americans like ~15,000 years ago it means their ancestors weren't quite Asian but were proto-Asians?
There's some light evidence that they ran into something that mightve been human when they got there. Possibly from southern pacific islanders going the other way, but maybe not. It's all very "we constructed this race of dinosaurs out of this shoulder looking bone we found."
not light evidence, widespread genetic evidence in south america. not to mention all the archeological finds that are barred from genetic analysis in north america because "oh those are our ancestors and sacred burial grounds we didnt know existed"
homie there were many waves, some were polynesians, some were from the indigenous ice age west europeans before the Yamnaya (Bell Beaker Culture) killed all their men and replaced them.
That’s fair. A race should only ever depict itself and characters of it. No whites playing blacks, no blacks playing whites etc.
his westworld episode was great
I'm starting to get the feeling Arty Native Man itt got rejected because somebody along the pipeline had to actually talk to him and found out he's an annoying nutjob
Dis homie been mewing
This guy is great in Dr Sleep and it's not really an Indian role.
>Native American
>plays a black woman in Stranger Things
Can’t believe she wasn’t cancelled
he's cool as hell and representing his heritage. you seem like you forgot to dilate or something.
>anno Domini nostri Jesu Christi MMXIV
>still no Turok movie