>be villain for one movie. >zero character. >zero motivation or backstory

>be villain for one movie
>zero character
>zero motivation or backstory
>had two fights total before getting chopped into two pieces.
>people act like you are this great legacy character only deserving absolute respect
Star Wars fans can't be this shallow, can they?

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  1. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    whatever

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Dick status?

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        Obliterated.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        it gaan

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        Dathomirian Zabraks such as Maul reproduce via the horns

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        In shreds, they say

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        some guy found his lower half and kept it

  2. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Lucas realized that he was wasted potential, hence why he wanted him to be the main villain of the sequels

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      That honestly would have been a good way to bookend the series, something about it just rhymes.

  3. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Well TCW/Disney slop isn’t canon so Idgaf

  4. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    He's the anti-Anakin. The midichlorians made him without a father and predestined him to become a powerful Sith so they he would eventually fight Vader and Luke, they'd all die and balance would finally be achieved.

  5. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Somehow, Darth Maulsa been returneded
    We were robbed of Lucas' vision

  6. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Grievous is the prequel boba fett

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      grievous should've been a rebuilt maul

  7. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Somehow, Darth Maul's legs have returned with a new robot top. The legs are VERY angry and can... kick lightining or whatever. Super threatining. He also has lightsaber iceskate things. Why not?

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      I'm pitching a new Star Wars villain, he has
      >Darth Maul's robot legs
      >Darth Vader's robot hand
      >Luke Skywalker's robot hand
      >Boba Fett's helmet
      >A 4-bladed red lightsaber

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        That's just General Grievance

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          Nuh-uh, because my character has a RED lightsaber.
          His name is Wroth Warmongre. And he's also Count Dooku's godson.

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          >General Grievance
          A long time ago in an Olive Garden far away...

  8. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Lmao what do you think Boba Fett was? Fett was some random bounty hunter chump who had like two lines and ten minutes of total screen time across two movies, then jobbed hard and got thrown into the Sarlaac pit. homosexual manchild fans brought him back and turned him into some icon just because he looked cool. That's literally the only reason, the equivalent of children crying that their favorite character died so the author caves and brings them back in some corny way instead of just sticking to the story.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      >some random... chump who had like two lines and ten minutes of total screen time... then jobbed hard and got thrown into the... pit
      >. homosexual manchild fans brought him back and turned him into some icon just because he looked cool.
      Yes, and the OP pic is saying Darth Maul's endured in the exact same way for the exact same reasons. Are you moronic?

  9. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    your greentext skills suck, go back to plebbit.

  10. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    He had this little thing called screen presence moron.
    Star Wars is an entertainment product, not a competition of skill. If you weren't autistic you would understand that.

  11. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >cast a short 16 year old chubby girl to play an 18 year old athletic space monk warrior
    >make her look literally the same between the flashbacks where she's 14 and 18
    God, that show was a fricking trainwreck.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Most American girls finish puberty around age 12 and then stay essentially the same until they hit the wall around age 23.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      and then they cast a 50 year old sheBlack person roastie who can't do action scenes for the live action

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        Sad! Many such cases with live-action "adaptations".

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          >lingerie
          Not lore accurate. Women don't have underwear in Star Wars.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      and then they cast a 50 year old sheBlack person roastie who can't do action scenes for the live action

      Can't ruin a character that is shit from the start..

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Wasn't she cast by a 50 year old latina in that show recently that I didn't even bother to watch or remember what's called.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      >>cast a short 16 year old chubby girl to play an 18 year old athletic space monk warrior
      She's a Greenblatt, of course they hired the best.

  12. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >awesome design
    not really

  13. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Greivous always has been and forever will be the best Prequel design.

  14. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Having maul survive his bisecting was one of the most moronic things I’ve ever heard, Disney tier writing. Whenever I rewatch Star Wars I just go with him dying there since he doesn’t show up in the non-disneyslop so for all intensive purpose he’s dead

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Lucas thought Maul was wasted potential and he was right. Maul is a great villain in Clone Wars

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Having maul survive his bisecting was one of the most moronic things I’ve ever heard, Disney
      >Whenever I rewatch Star Wars I just go with him dying there since he doesn’t show up in the non-disneyslop
      someone tell him about Clone Wars lol
      let me guess - you think it's Disneywars too? even though it started before the buyout and the same people kept working on it after the buyout?

  15. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    because he's 1000% cooler than old white human, young white human, middle age white human with cybernetics, and oldest white human with ball sack face. Seriously the biggest letdown in star wars is how they ignore a GALAXY of alien races and keep settling on humans as the centerpiece. Still mad snoke wasnt 20ft high...

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      i know, the first time i saw episode 7 i thought it was awesome that Snoke was a giant alien shitlord. then i found out the truth and it soured me on the character.

  16. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    He looks cool, that's the whole reason.

  17. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    >Just take another representative from his race and make him his brother or some shit.
    Lucas did do exactly that as well, and named him Savage Opress.

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