Why did everyone freak out about Leo getting raped by a bear in the Revenant?
Most bears can be scared off easily and will not attack humans as our meat smells bad.
Why are bears made out to be the bad guys. They aren't evil. And in any case you just need to confidentiality yell GO AWAY BEAR or poke its nose.
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Why is that bear's underbite so big?
Sling Bear
The last person it raped was a Habsburg.
Not a mama bear, they will absolutely frick your shit up for simply looking at them or their Cubs wrong. The bear mauling was pretty realistic for what a bear would do. Grizzly males can be high territorial as well so its not really far off. I'm pretty sure he shot at it too which definitely wouldve provoked it. No one thinks bears are evil though lol, idk how that was your takeaway from this movie
No. Wrong.
Riveting conversational skills
While the movie is obviously hollywoodized, it is based on a real life mauling that happened. They are not monsters, but they can and will attack people. Stupid people more often than not, but people nonetheless.
>movie shows wild animal behaving like a wild animal
>durr why duh bear ebil
What I learnt from Grizzly man
>If it's Brown, don't back down
>if it's Black, don't fight back
>When it's white, it's time to fight
Has done me well so far got out of a few encounters remembering this mantra
>>If it's Brown, don't back down
>>if it's Black, don't fight back
>>When it's white, it's time to fight
I thought you were supposed to play dead with grizzlies and try to fight/scare black bears. Polar bears I'm pretty sure the consensus is you need to hope it's a swift death.
No you have to hit them in the eyes ans nose.
Black bears play dead or try to shit yourself. They don't like dead things or bad smells.
Polar bears are more scared of you than you are of them. It you shout or jump out from behind an ice berg and frighten then they will go away
>jump out from behind an ice berg
anon are you some kind of killer whale?
>Polar bears are more scared of you than you are of them.
This is blatantly untrue. Polar bears are the worst ones danger-wise
>If it's black, fight back
>If it's brown, lie down
>If it's white, good night
>If it's white good night
Damn lel, hadn't heard that and I'm from alaska
>and I'm from alaska
Is life there as kino as I hear? Are there as many glowBlack folk/ayylmaos/regular human psychos as they say?
I don't think "frick off we're full" will be a concern there ever since normies are too pussy to handle it, and there's almost no n words
American Black Bears(Ursus Americanus) = liars and pussies. What I mean by that is they're more than likely going to run from anything that challenges it. Mothers even ditch their cubs more often than not. BUT they're liars. Their mock charges are identical to real charges until the last second before they veer away or stop. Which helps contribute to them being the NA bear with most violent encounters with humans. Get big, get mean and beat the fricking piss out of the b***h(shoot it) if it steps up.
American Brown Bear "Grizzly" (Ursus Arctos Horribilis) = True kings of North America. If you don't have a powerful gun, preferably full size rifle, playing dead is your only hope. Different subspecies have different temperaments but your survival largely depends on whether your attack is defensive or predatory in nature. It's up to you to learn the difference in behavior when entering Grizzly territory. Defensive attacks are the only ones you'd want to play dead during. Because killing you isn't the objective. The objective is neutralizing the threat and escaping. So sans rifle playing dead might save your life. Predatory attacks you NEED to kill the bear. It sees you as prey. It wants to eat you. Death by omnivore is one of the most gruesome ways to go so fricking kill it before it kills you. Slowly and painfully.
Polar Bear (Ursus Meritimus) = Only consummate carnivorous bear species. Will stalk you for miles. Will dig you out of your shelter to eat you. Never ever enter polar bear territory without a high power, big bore rifle. And a buddy or two.
Bear Mace works pretty damn well against black bears. Hit or miss with browns, so keep that gun handy. Pissed off grizzlies are literal berserkers. Never heard of anyone using bear mace on polars. Might be more effective thanks to their more complex nasal passage. Wouldn't bet my life on it though.
>be me
>kid
>2001
>watching a shitty BBC nature documentary
>presenter is talking about how everyone knows polar bears are cute and cuddly
>"so why" he asks, "am I carrying these?"
>whips out a flare gun and a magnum
That always stuck with me.
If it's brown, shoot it in the face
If it's black, shoot it in the face
If it's white, shoot it in the face
Dude Leo ate a raw fish he totally has to win the Oscar now!
The Edge had the better bear attack, bobo crushed all the bones in his body
tell that to grizzly man's mangled corpse
the bear and the maiden fair
What movie
>mfw Bart II has a better Hollywood career than most A list actors
>Why are bears made out to be the bad guys. They aren't evil.
Jews use bears as esoteric symbols for Aryans. Check out how many israeli movies (The Edge, Prey, War of the Planet of the Apes) portray bears as villains who need to be killed by the ~~*heroes*~~.
orly? this poor women got attacked
and nearly raped because she had perfume on
Why does everyone keep implying I'm a bear. Our said "our meat" I meant human meat I didn't mean my bear meat which tastes bad and you humans can't eat us.
>Anon, stop phoneposting and come to bed
>Most bears can be scared off easily
yea black bears
>They aren't evil
No one thinks this. They're moronic animals that act within the confines of their consciousness
>Just yell go away bear
May or may not work
>Just poke it on its nose
Yea a brown bear will demolish you.
Brown bears charge people all the time and toss their shit like a rag doll. Sometimes its a bluff charge, alot of times you can get big and yell and scare them off, otherwise Carry a gun or at minimum bear mace when in Brown bear country.
Bears are evil.
They literally eat people and other animals alive
>6% of Burgers think they can fight a Grizzly to the death with their bare hands
>only 6% of Americans have mastered the deadly axe kick, which has been proven able to completely decapitate a bear on successful execution
We need to up those numbers. We should be at 12%
We first need to address the 28% that will lose to a rat.
THE AMERICAN FEARS AUSTRALIA
6% of Americans weigh more than a Grizzly
Surely the 8% that think they beat an Elephant aren't... Right..?
Just step to the side at the last minute and stab it with a stick
>With a stick
The survey was for an unarmed fight. 8% of Burgers think they can kill an adult male African Elephant with their bare hands.
Dude stfu, if I side stepped that fricker and attacked from it's flank constantly, or he'll even grab onto it's back leg there wouldn't be shit it could do to stop me from wrecking havoc near it's genitals. You europoors would be the 92 percent.
Very well, show us your strategy against THIS attack.
Hey um, Black person? Read my post.
>meet bull elephant's charge
>dodge tusks
>dodge trunk
>slide on knees between elephant's legs
>shoryuken him in the balls
EZ PZ
>last minute
what does this even mean? what last minute? you think there's a timer?
>mfw watching Hunter Hunted on Discovery Channel
>mfw retired ~70yo dentist killed a kodiak with a folding buck knife
If a 70 year old retiree can kill a Kodiak with a 4" knife I think I have a decent shot too.
I think this is more that Americans don't know what unarmed means.
Any other board this'd be irrelevant and cringe, but I have this little fantasy of making an exoskeleton suit and using it to enable humans to triumph over nature physically, just to further assert our mastery over the world, and for my own ego. I hope I can pull it off someday and beat the shit out of a grizzly with my boxing skills in my mini Evangelion
BEAR KINO
This film is better than it has any right to be.
should i watch this movie
I'm going to
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>raped by a bear
good lord
What is the most graphic depiction of someone getting eaten alive in film? I heard Backcountry was pretty intense
Hannibal
Eel girl
Nope
King Kong 2005
Attack on Titan
I guess War of the Worlds counts
Jaws
>Nope
That fricking scream, jesus
The "bear" in this is pretty much the only creature from a "modern" movie that managed to creep me out
yeah the noise it made was pretty unsettling
Have you seen that video of the asian guy getting mauled? It does not look like a good time.