>beats the shit out of Vader
>leaves
What did he mean by this? He was not a good friend.
>beats the shit out of Vader. >leaves. What did he mean by this? He was not a good friend.
>beats the shit out of Vader
>leaves
What did he mean by this? He was not a good friend.
>never been one
so who can throw the most rocks, obi wan or rey skywalker?
is # of rocks correlated to midiclorian count?
>Rocks
Rocks literally don’t matter and are one of the easiest things to lift with telekinesis. The fact that brainlets are impressed with this is hilarious
They're certainly heavier than a woman floating in zero gravity.
>Luke, did I ever tell you about #rocks?
why you making so many threads about this terrible tv show playa?
To make fun of it.
>For you
Holy shit. Is this real?
Yes.
jesus christ, were they running out of digital film roll and decide to do this scene in one take? was awkwardly grabbing and fumbling the 2nd troopers helmet under the bottom rim part of the choreography?
this product was made specifically for cattle.
this product will be consumed by the cattle.
cattle will ask for more product.
>female director
director
I'd let her direct me if you know what I mean
Even the “For you” part?
YES
SHAKE THE CAMERA (in post) SO IT LOOKS MORE XXXXTREME
>did you think you could use my own moves against me?! I invented the spinning attack!!
>VADER BLOCKS THE FRICKING SABER WITH ITS HAND
HOLY FRICK THIS IS TERRIBLE
with the force* and that's literally the only good part in the whole fight anon
Are you moronic? Thats not whats wrong with the video. Something tells me your trying to fit in too hard.
>literally kong-fu gorilla warfare
what the frick is this useless floorhugging supposed to be achieving beyond opening yourself to getting murdered instantly
this is some of the worst choreography israelitemouse as shat out yet, even more moronic than anything in rise of mary sue
>just gives her lightsaber to vader at the end
Just as garbage as every shitty dodge rolling game
The fricking assasine's step Elden Ring shit at the start is awful, but Vader disarming her was pretty cool with the small force kick to the leg and all. At least something with a little bit of detail to it.
Bro he kicks her lol
>Vader regretting killing all of the good duelists since this is what he has left to fight
>turn-based combat
>oh shit she bumped my helmet, I better stumble and back up against a wall for a couple of seconds
>oh shit, I better drop the gun for no reason and pick up another one immediately after!
women, amirite
What the actual frick? Horrible acting and cinematography.
>lightly slaps a man on his helmet
>nearly incapacitates him
>misses grabbing helmet on first try
those armors are awfully good, they can let you withstand a b***hslap from a girl with only a concussion
>hops in place for a few seconds before jogging nonchalantly towards the child he's supposed to be capturing
lol
Jesus Christ. Even by incredibly low star wars standards this is beyond moronic. I'll never understand why anyone watches this trash.
I'm surprised there are people who still watch Star Wars.
>(LEIA PANTING)
>hops in places, jogs a little and stays in the same spot before cutting to another shot
>I am back everyone
he was never even in the fricking millenium falcon
Was getting caught part of her plan?
>green alien fricking walks into the branch which stops her
holy frick
>sir I'm sorry I just-
>I don't want to hear excuses
>but there was this waist high branch that she slid under!
>oh then that's fine, sorry for getting mad
>That goon that just runs into a chest high branch
That shit will never not be funny
>it doesn't have to be good, it's for kids
What's this style of running called?
being raised as vegetarian so youre as stunted as greta thunberg and looking 6 when youre 10, with the athletic prowess of a 3 year old
>Oh no, a v-forked tree with clear paths around it to both sides - my one weakness.
>OK, give her a little time to get a headstart, and ... go!
>Damn it, I fell for the "For You" gambit. Now my guys are too big to navigate through trees.
sweet, what non-canon videogame is this from? the graphics look great.
>that time around 2008 when it looked like there was gonna be a digital physics revolution
>it ended up going nowhere and we got stagnation instead
>Size matters not
Yoda had a tiny penis
It's so ridiculous like the one where Vader catches a spaceship by his hand but someone here could certainly explain me why I'm wrong and having jedi Goku makes sense.
Apparently Luke pulls down a Star Destroyer in the Battle of Jakku in a canon book.
>face the guy who used to be your friend but has now become a child killing murderous psycho twice
>first time you defeat him you leave without killing him (probably thought lava would kill him)
>second time leave him after breaking his helmet...
So obi wan just really doesnt give a shit about the wellbeing of the galaxy or stopping the sith right? why else would he let him live A SECOND TIME after seeing how much of murderous psycho hes become?? Why did disney have to ruin this character for some nostalgia bucks? i fricking hate star wars now thanks disney. It wasn't enough to ruin the original trilogy by making them sad losers that basically achieved nothing since palpatine and the empire are stronger than ever in the sequel trilogy.
Because vader has to survive for the OT to make sense
Manifesting rocks is like the gayest fricking display of psychic ability. Like I get it. Anything you're throwing a shit ton of chunks of Earth at is going to get absolutely fricked but if it's another superpowered individual then like who gives a shit? All that crap can be blasted or cut through.
>mfw watching this braindead goyslop
There is no way this wasn't intentional.
>It's over, Vader, I have the high ground.
I clapped when he said that
>insert Benny Hill music
>what is 180 degree rule
>MERCY OBI-WAN PLEASE PLEASE STOP IT *sobs*
>This is for all of the LGBTQIA Jedi you killed, Darth.
>has a weapon that can sliced through almost anything
>stands still and lets himself get hit with every stone
Even worse
>is one of the most powerful force users of all time
>doesn't even try to use his space magic to deflect the rocks
The Black person stopped fricking blast bolts with his bare hand. He can stop some pebbles.
That's why the "look at my rocks!" is SUCH a fricking stupid display. They try to set it up like it's this marvelous use of Obi-Wan's power when the Force has been used to do far more cooler shit. I see a bunch of homosexual rocks floating I just think of Rey and that makes me like it even less.
why is Obi-Wan walking towards him?
Because Rian Johnson is a hack
He is a good friend.
Advancing on the high ground
He has overcome his fear of Vader and is ready to face the truth of what his former apprentice has become. Bravo Deborah!
What's even the point of jedis using lightsabers when they can just blast each other with boulders?
So they can reflect blaster b-
>just put a rock between you and the bolt to protect yourself
So they can have a weapon with them during negotiations that is subt-
>nothing more subtle than being unarmed until you pull fricking rocks out of the ground
So that when they're in space they can-
>use asteroids
Frick there really is nothing rock can't do
because in episode 2 it was established in the yoda dooku fight that even moving small shit requires intense concentration, not this marvel tier shit.
to quote dooku
"It is obvious that this contest cannot be decided by our knowledge of the Force... but by our skills with a lightsaber"
So they can momentarily inconvenience one another by stabbing searing hot plasma into each other’s bodies and then be totally fine a minute later.
Think of Disney wars lightsabers like phasers set to stun (unless you’re Qui-Gon, aka the galaxies biggest b***h).
>beating Vader with the high ground itself
holy poetry ......
Always knew vader's costume was a burkha
>No! not boulders! They're basically just giant grains of sand! argggggggh!
Fricking hell.
>when you try to break his bones but he doesn't actually have any
If only he had some kind of force jump or force deflection or if he could run really fast. I guess they don't have those powers.
then in episode 4, he just stands there and gets killed
was it all part of his plan?
>using the force to lift numerous latge rocks
>but the rocks also have no weight whatsoever
i fricking hate this shit
Its time for you to stop watching nu-wars. Might I suggest you read some EU, if you want a Kenobi adventure, there’s literally a book called Kenobi.
I'm gonna be fricking sick.
THEY CAN'T KEEP GETTING AWAY WITH THIIIIISSSSSSSSSS
>cries in fetal position
flaying spaceship which was designed to fight armor of the other flying spaceships with turrets and guns designed to do this specific job.
>deflects shots with a toothpick
We need every mass murder, school shooter, maniac, killer, sadist, and psychopath to kill every employ of disney.
>A million foot soldiers just milling around in one place
>Not one fricking anti-air defense in sight
I'm not even going to pirate this shit, but did they explain that at all or does the empire use lead in their water pipes?
they said the base has no defence system because no one would be brave enough to attack it.
is this true or is one of those things one anon makes up and the rest just larps?
It's actually true. Sounded exactly like you'd expect: They realized after writing in this shit that it makes no sense so they retconned a shitty explanation into an earlier scene.
I take back everything nice I've said about the Empire. They deserved to lose to a bunch of terrorists.
Thats Biden level of strategic thinking right there
astonishing writing
MORE SPARKS
>friend shows me the final fight between Vader an Obi Wan after I express how I dont want to watch the series, saying it'll change my mind
>get to the part where Obi Wan cuts off part of Vader's helmet
>Express disgust that disney just recycled a scene that a shitty cartoon did way better
>"No dude you dont understand they did it on purpose, its a callback! I almost teared up"
I will never understand star wars fans
Farscape was better anyway
>I will never understand Star Wars fans.
Easy, some people are so high in the nostalgia provided by these scenes that they immediately think it's good and they need more too keep their nostalgia addiction in check. So please keep the shit coming in! I can't wait for Star Wars Disney+ show #29!
Being perpetuallt depressed my entire life has made me immune to nostalgia
>realize the greeks used to classify nostalgia as a mental illness once
But what did they mean by this?
that pedophilia is good and should be accepted.
give it about 10 more years
Leia was a "good friend" too
That Disney supports pedosexuals.
God should just bring up the Flood 2 at this point.
He can't. he promised he'd never do it again and his word is law.
Best we can hope for is Armageddon. Heaven or Hell, DUEL 1 LETS ROCK
Oh god I'm gonna...
>Spend million in shitty production
>probably filled with diversity quotas an nepotism
>Nvm the shitty writing, they can't even film good scenes
This is the future of big studios
STOP CONSUMING
I don't watch disneyshit anon. I watch nerds and spergs screech about it in 4 hour long youtube videos instead.
Its a far more fulfilling use of my time
>literally shoots rocks
If even rlm starts making child love jokes you might've gone too far in places.
that edit with Lea's creepy smile is real?
I thought RLM did a joke edit
It's literally from the episode.
damn that is not a good moment to edit in a emotional motivation
it's a show made by morons
holy shit what a resume
wtf I thought the force was not about lifting rocks...
Luke is just jealous because he could barely life one.
What was worse than the rocks was them trying to make the stupid dice important in Solo when they had 2 seconds of screentime in the OT
>trying to make the stupid dice important in Solo when they had 2 seconds of screentime
People actually praised that shitty Solo movie like some underrated gem. Solo's name being because he "had no people" was so fricking stupid.
Comparing Luke on his first day of training with Obi-Wan after 40+ years of training. Are you me parents siblings?
Your*
And Rey with no training.
Rey is actually based because shes a dark side jedi who is naturally very powerful with the force especially with Palpatines modifications and learned to tap into it with emotions from years of being yamcha the desert bandit.
>shes a dark side jedi
did you even watch the movies? being related to palpatine doesn't make her dark side
Her father was a clone of palpatine and that made her potent in the force and naturally in tune with the dark side. She learned to tap into the dark side and become skilled with it mostly through her life on Jakku. She never really learned to cut herself off from her emotions and use the light side. Luke realized that when she came to him and he tried to kill Kylo so they wouldn’t make each other stronger or turn her to serving the new order.
this is so stupid
>wanna wanga
thank you for reminding me of this song https://youtu.be/t0vsNFO2pDg
>he tried to kill Kylo
No, he didn’t. He could have easily though.
Worst thing was the flashback. I didn't mind the shitty fight or corny dialogue but the flashback got to me. I wad honestly surprised and disgusted it featured Lea and not prequels Anakin.
Fricking hell.
In canon,
Vader rips a large ship out of the sky and rips it apart. Vader also breaks the earth open and buries Obi-Wan under a mountain of rocks
Luke lifts an X-Wing out of the Ocean, spins it around and lands it on top of a hill. Luke disables an entire fleet of Tie Fighters with his mind only a few months after starting training. Luke also shreds the Jedi Temple apart mere seconds after reconnecting with the force while Obi-Wan took days/weeks struggling just to move tiny two inch objects after reconnecting with the force
>comic books
epic fail
In canon, Vader takes on 30 X wings solo and destroys them all. After he crashes on the rebel base below, destroys all the aircraft sent to kill him then destroys the army and tanks sent to kill him.
I can only imagine the fat, obnoxious, doritos smelling hispanics that enjoy this kind of crap.
Agreed, it needs more inclusivity and trans troopers. Wars in Star Wars? A bit sus.
I dunno, fear and dead men is a pretty good one liner.
But the circumstances do seem really over the top.
Right. And Luke immediately sends himself across the entire galaxy only minutes after reconnecting with the force ..in what is easily the greatest force feat that we’ve seen in canon
this is exactly the same garbage as that shit in rogue one ending
Good. There should be more of that and less of little kids outrunning grown men.
t. non-homosexual
Vader taking on a small team of rebels alone is okay.
it could be but it was shot and choreographed like shit to make him look like a badass babayaga boogerman
they stop shooting when it's convenient for him etc
>tries to deflect HE shell
>gets turned into pink mist and scrap metal
>Vader rips a large ship out of the sky and rips it apart. Vader also breaks the earth open and buries Obi-Wan under a mountain of rocks
>meanwhile: movie Vader
The movie was shot in the mid 70s on a lower budget and 20 years before quality computer effects came into usage. Also, not every fight needs silly telekinesis shit.
The truth is that upper level Jedi should be able to win a fight with an absolute MINIMUM of effort. Like they are barely moving.
It’s the weak, inexperienced Jedi that need to do flippeddy jumpedy to win like the young author who put 100 adjectives in every sentence
Yes, and?
When you decide to ride on the coattails of an established franchise you don't get to b***h about having to fit your shit into the established setting.
If they wanted to make a DBZ movie maybe they should have picked up that IP instead of Star Wars.
Cry about it moron
This is why we should remake Star Wars. The OT had a lot of issues that could be fixed, enhanced with modern day effects and not affected by Lucas rushing the third entry.
The OT are almost perfect so there is literally 0 reasons to remake them. However, I wouldn’t be opposed to do an upgraded special edition with enhanced special effects and expansion of the scale of battles, etc
>Chases fleeing Obi-Wan down to the planet
>"So, you've come to destroy me"
They expect their audience to be too moronic to clearly remember what happened one minute prior, and somehow their expectations are met.
He should have said "For you"
>"So, you've come for you to destroy me"
No, Obi-Wan should have replied "For you."
If obiwan killed Vader Vader wouldn’t have lived to find Luke and if Vader hadn’t found Luke then Vader wouldn’t have killed the emperor and if the emperor hadn’t har Vader the emperor may have discovered Luke and the emperor may have turned Luke to the dark side.
Except Obi-Wan tells Luke to kill Vader in ROTJ later on.
The ending was stupid. The Grand Inquisitor and a legion of Stormtroopers should've showed up to motivate Obi-Wan to walk away.
>motivate Obi-Wan to walk away.
good evening sir
can they frick off with anything to do with the skywalker saga and do something different for a change, these trannies ruined star wars forever, movies made by manchildren for manchildren
100% of the entertainment I get from these new movies are to see how bad they are. Literally excited to see the new lotr from Amazon
Me and my brother laughed ourselves hoarse when they dropped the dwarf/hobbit photos.
Should be a lot of fun.
Lifting of rocks is like Jedi 101. A decent upper level padawan can pull that off. Luke and Rey were doing it at the very beginning of their training. The fact that Obi-Wan lifting some rocks has astounded so many s*y-addled manchildren shows you how truly simple the Star Wars fan base is.
>Vader wrecks 30 X-Wings
They don’t care
>Luke projects himself across the galaxy
They don’t care
>Obi-Wan lifts rocks
Super s*y-face!! Omg!!!
>dooku can only manage to make some rocks fall from the ceiling
>yoda can barely manage to catch them in time
>dooku can barely make a pillar topple
>yoda can barely manage to catch it
But nah this earthbender bullshit is completely in line with what starwars is all about.
Yes you casual disneyshill homosexual. Been this way since 2003 clone wars
>Disney's live action has been reduced to shitty over the top flash cartoon from 2003
They should be ashamed of themselves.
The cartoon was based. This isn't.
>The cartoon was based.
This word has lost all meaning.
Ok yidsney
>NOOOO JEDI ACTION HAS TO BE THE EXACT SAME AS 80'S SPECIAL EFFECTS
Shut the frick up zoomer, your homosexualry is was holds star wars back
The dooku/yoda shit is far more impressive than some rocks. And Yoda was hurling big platforms in RotS.
I admit I chuckled when he said "hello there", but the rock thing is pretty standard force utilization.
It's just that the movies never went out of their way to showcase a lot of scenes like that.
I just don't get why they've made a milllion iterations of this world but it never felt like any of them expanded on it. it's mind boggling to say the least.
should i watch this trash just so auralnaut's parody hits harder?
no, just watch the parody
no enjoyability out of it even as so bad its funny?
it is so bad it's embarrassing, not funny
are those webms fake?
>Disney's idea of cool villains
Legitimately the worst, most braindead show I have ever seen. Unironically worse than The Last Jedi.
>esto es el fin, grande padre
Fricking moronic. Vader should have won and spare Obi Wan out of spite.
No, they should have never fought since Mustafar, that's all.
You know what one fundamental thing the morons at Disney don't get? Why the Jedi and Sith use lightsabers. On one level, it's because only Force-sensitives can effectively use them, but on another, it's because outside of an ambush, actively using the Force in combat with another trained, roughly equal Sensitive would be pointless. Yes, Anakin and Kenobi briefly employ it against one another in their first duel, but watch *how* they use it.
They use it to exploit momentary advantages. The one time they lock up attempting to use it against each one another, all they manage to do is repel each other away, which serves as a great visual depiction of what they are in that moment. See below.
They don't get what being "strong with the Force" even means. It's being a focal point of destiny, and the focal points of opposing futures/destinies don't attract; they repel. Williams actually named the song made famous in the prequels based around that very concept - "Duel of Fates." When two opposing futures/destinies/fates clash, the Force is practically stalemated and it all comes down to the combatants' ability to move *with* the Force, not actively use it. That's what the expression "May the Force be with you" even means - may it guide your actions.
This is why you don't place philosophical concepts, even as expressed in soft sci-fi/space opera, in the hands of morons.