>8 great seasons
>great theatrical film
>great 2011 reboot
>great Paramount+ film
Beavis & Butthead is the greatest and most consistent franchise in history
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Beavis & Butthead Do the Universe
>8 great seasons
>great theatrical film
>great 2011 reboot
>great Paramount+ film
Beavis & Butthead is the greatest and most consistent franchise in history
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Mike Judge is just seriously talented and isn't a hack.
>and isn't a hack.
I don't know about all this. King of the Hill was never funny and I watched Office Space like a month ago and it genuinely sucked dick. Mike Judge is like half great, half hack.
>King of the Hill was never funny and I watched Office Space like a month ago and it genuinely sucked dick
How can one man be filtered so hard?
KotH's comedy is too dry and I find all the voices to be annoying. Office Space has no good jokes and the big comedic moment of a movie are the guys beating a printer or some shit that was giving them issues earlier in the movie with a baseball bat while a rap song which was dated even at the time the movie came out was playing in the background. The dumb fricking stapler scene too. It was corny and not very funny at all. I generally have good taste when it comes to funny shit but these are not very good at all.
> I generally have good taste when it comes to funny shit
If you're filtered that hard by KOTH, sorry, but I doubt it.
Yeah let's not pretend like that show is the beacon of comedy. It's got it's fans but it's mediocre at best. I'll accept that it's not my cup of tea but it's no masterpiece by any stretch.
>it's no masterpiece by any stretch
Fair enough, but then exactly what do you consider to be a comedic masterpiece?
That depends. If we're talking about just entertainment, I look at the first 7 Marx Brothers films as examples or something like Blazing Saddles would be a great choice. I would also include Borat if I can be more contemporary. If we're talking about animation or more specifically "adult" animation, I would put the first 8 or so seasons of The Simpsons on a pedestal. I also hold the earlier seasons of Aqua Teen in high regard but that's more silly than it is clever although there are plenty of great verbal exchanges between the characters that are worth noting.
>the first 7 Marx Brothers films
They're a little formulaic, don't you think? Groucho is great, but I can't stand Harpo.
>Blazing Saddles
No arguments there. Young Frankenstein and High Anxiety are also good.
>Borat
The first one was hilarious, but the sequel was pretty bad. The same imho is true for his other earlier stuff (Ali G and Bruno) - fantastic starts which Cohen just couldn't sustain.
>Aqua Teen
Again, no arguments - great stuff. Have you watched Space Ghost Coast to Coast? It's the direct precursor to ATHF and very funny/surreal, especially in the first four seasons.
yeah you're just filtered, stick to family guy
Family Guy is even worse
it was just good watching something that was not afraid to target current politics but also remember to be wholesome and fun. something that shows like rick and morty forget to do
>Beavis & Butthead is the greatest and most consistent franchise in history
Actually, Metal Gear Solid is the most consistent franchise in history.
MGS4 is dogshit and so is V outside of the gameplay.
>retrieve the intel 6
>sneak into the same tent with four guards you already have ten times before
Gameplay sucks too
dont forget the fultoning
>MGSV
>good gameplay
How to spot a moron.
>new bad, old good
>legit subhuman who cant think critically
>Old good new bad
>think critically
>i don't care the game has shit level design, it's just good!
MGS4 has better gameplay than 3/Peace Walker and Rising has better gameplay than V
>Solid 1
Good
>Solid 2
Abysmal
>Solid 3
Great
>Solid 4
Awful
Peace Walker
Good
>Phantom Pain
Good but unfinished
>Ground Zeroes
Tech demo
>filtered by 2
HAHAHAHAH
If you didn’t like 2 you’re probably moronic
>enter new area
>RING RING
Repeat for the rest of the game.
I finished it on PC with nothing but keyboard controls but my god it was difficult to get through all those shitty codec calls.
>video games
Are you taking the piss? MGS can't even maintain a consistent tone for a single game.
>mgs1
masterpiece
>mgs2
good
>mgs3
Masterpiece
>mgs4
good
>mgs pw
masterpiece
>mgs 5
good
Anyone who think otherwise is moronic
>every game is positive
You're just a bias moron who can't look at the fundamental flaws in a series you love.
I love the franchise because every game is good, not the other way around.
Every game is not good and you're delusional if you think otherwise.
You have bad taste if you think not every mgs is good.
Literally no one thinks every game is good aside from people who lack critical thought
>>mgs pw
>masterpiece
You are absolutely moronic
>MGS
very good
>MGS2
retread of MGS but can only play as Snake in the first hour of the game and you only get the badass sword in the last 30 minutes of the game, disappointing and mediocre.
>MGS3
the high point in series and has never been outdone
>MGS4
fun but can tell Kojima doesn't care about the series anymore and is phoning it in
>MGS5
Kojima telling his moronic fanboys he wants to make Hollywood movies not video games. The one MGS game I never finished because I got bored and couldn't skip all his homosexualy, overindulgent cutscenes.
Also, Death Stranding was a terrible game and only morons bought it. (I pirated it)
>Kojima telling his moronic fanboys he wants to make Hollywood movies not video games
that's weird because MGSV is the most gamey of all the MSG games.
>roughly 45 hours of gameplay and 5 hours of that is cutscenes
>the most gamey
Did we play the same game anon?
I'm talking the actual gameplay is the most gamey. The series has had some ridiculously long cutscenes before with MGS4 having like 7 hours of cutscenes.
It's actually over 8 hours in MSG4
>Mgs3
16 hours to beat (source: https://www.google.com/amp/s/gamerant.com/metal-gear-game-ranked-by-length-difficulty-time/amp/)
4:20 hours of cutscenes (source:https://youtu.be/zndcY57Tijo)
>mgs5
45 hours to beat (source: https://www.google.com/amp/s/gamerant.com/metal-gear-game-ranked-by-length-difficulty-time/amp/)
5:20 hours of cutscenes (source:https://youtu.be/WeV992m7L84)
>Conclusion
Mgs3 takes 16 hours to beat, minus 4 hours of cutscenes: 12 hours of game
Mgs5 takes 45 hours to beat, minus 5 hours of cutscenes: 40 hours of game
Conclusion: You are gay.
ewww
and I say this as someone who thinks mgs3 is one of the best games ever made
I love MGS but the franchise is anything but consistent, basically any game in the series has it's own, unique glaring flaws
Not him but those flaws were consistently outshone by everything else about each game.
except the games that were bad
No such thing.
V was fricking shit.
They hated him because he told the truth.
Based
kojima drones really are pathetic. V was not a good. fun maybe, but god what a disappointment, did not deliver at all.
Don't worry Anon, I understood what you meant
Are you the moron whisperer?
Lol. Lmao.
>Actually, Metal Gear Solid is the most consistent franchise in history.
Go back to Cinemaphile nerd
cant believe it's getting such a good reception. i watched it yesterday and it was nothing but "hehehehe he said penis" jokes for barely 1½ hours. i could have easily written this movie.
>i could have easily written this movie.
No you really couldn't
Guess what? You didn't.
every single joke was somebody making a statement that could be interpreted as sexual. and then beavis and butthead said "huhuhuhuhuhuh he said sexual huhuhuh".
I haven't watched this movie yet but that's what B&B always was
Different scenarios and situations for the boys but the punchline was always like that
Imagine getting filtered by fricking Beavis and Butthead lmao
Hehe you said penis too
I watched it yesterday and was laughing out loud (lol) at many a scene.
Reminder Tales from the Tour Bus is the funniest thing Mike Judge has made since Beavis & Butthead and no one ever talks about it. it only lasted 2 seasons but it's a masterpiece.
>The series is presented as a biographical oral history of musicians with each season focusing on a specific genre. It is narrated by Mike Judge and presents anecdotes of star performers as told by their families, bandmates, and close associates.
sounds gay
It's animated versions of real stories featuring the insane lives of the most batshit crazy musicians of their genres. Everything from drugs, to guns, to underage rape told in a humorous manner.
documentary series about real people are always boring no matter how crazy their antics
>documentary series about real people are always boring
Who thinks like this? Watch one episode and tell me it's not the greatest thing ever made.
>Reminder Tales from the Tour Bus is the funniest thing Mike Judge has made since Beavis & Butthead and no one ever talks about it.
Nobody talks about it because it focused on two very narrow and (at least on 4chins) very unpopular musical genres. Both seasons are enormously repetitious, and so quickly become boring unless you're a big country/western or funk fan.
>and so quickly become boring unless you're a big country/western or funk fan.
This is the dumbest shit I've read all week. You don't have to be a fan of a particular genre of music to enjoy the stories being told in a cartoon comedy. It's not like it's 22 minutes of someone playing an album. You can watch shit based on anything and enjoy it if it's entertaining. You think most people who watch Raging Bull or Rocky is specifically a fan of boxing? You think anyone who watches Gordon Ramsey is a fan of cooking? No, dumbass. You watch because it's good and fun to watch. The music aspect is not that prevalent in the show itself. Also you have to be a moron to not enjoy outlaw country and funk.
Both seasons focus on small cliques of interrelated artists. There's simply not enough there to generate interest beyond one or two episodes; entire seasons of the same stories about pretty much the same people = repetitious and boring. And, sorry, but nobody gives a frick about Waylon Jennings or James Brown. Now go be pretentious somewhere else, homosexual.
>Both seasons focus on small cliques of interrelated artists
Not a legitimate form of criticism.
>There's simply not enough there to generate interest beyond one or two episodes
blanket statement
>entire seasons of the same stories about pretty much the same people
objectively untrue
>= repetitious and boring.
Yes these vague words you keep using to describe something without actually articulating your point aside from making statements that are factually untrue about the contents of the show itself.
>same stories
>about the same people
No one who's seen the show would even understand what you're talking about because it's so baffling and hard to understand
>sorry, but nobody gives a frick about Waylon Jennings or James Brown.
aside from millions of people including artists you probably like
>Now go be pretentious somewhere else, homosexual.
>pretentious
You're using that word incorrectly.
Lol shut up nerd
>a long-winded, pointless tale, told by an idiot, full of sound and fury, signifying nothing
>goalposting
I accept your concession
underrated kino
samehomosexual
I'm amazed it even got a second season.
I was one of the few who had cinemax and watched it when it came on. Love it
anyone have a link for the episodes? I don't have Cinemax anymore
Uhm this movie is making fun of people who are mentally ill, aren't the critics bigots for liking it?
The art style is some distractingly bad hybrid between Archer and Metalocalypse.
>Archer and Metalocalypse.
You know nothing about animation
I don't need to know anything about it. I'm telling you that's what it looks like and I'm telling you I hate it, homosexual.
Not that guy but it was literally animated by the same studio that does Metalocalypse.
He compared Archer to Metalocalypse as if they even look remotely similar.
Pretty good
they did "jery get ipad" jokes but it was actually funny.
absolute trash the movie
It's not for zoomers
The Paramount+ film was an abomination and felt nothing like Beavis and Butthead. People's standards have just plummeted since 2011
How the frick did it feel nothing like B&B? It literally has everything you would expect. Even the characters themselves have gone through no change whatsoever.
It felt like a new version of Do America, what do you mean?
I thought it was funnier than Do America. The Bruce Willis character never did anything for me in the old movie.
The humor felt off. Referencing capeshit like Into The Spider-Verse. That montage with the zoomer rap music. The "you can't hear important information I'm telling you because of loud noises" cliche. Family Guy-esque jokes that went for too long, like Butthead trying to push Beavis into the toilet. And the animation looked like a cheap adult swim flash cartoon. Modern day social politics, all that white privilege shit, shouldn't be anywhere near B&B. Even if they make fun of it, I'd rather they didn't even acknowledge its existence. And the tired Cornholio bit felt like ticking a box on the nostalgia checklist.
>I'd rather they didn't even acknowledge its existence.
That's not how the industry works. You have to be contemporary. That's been the case for almost everything in every decade.
im sorry youre miserable all the time
>That montage with the zoomer rap music
That song is by based Lil Wayne and is over a decade old you queer. I can tell you got no puss in highschool, you sound like an un-interesting ReviewBrah type loser
You tell 'em, MovieBob!
Stop living in the past anon, you are becoming a boomer
>right wingers praising the movie not knowing that the creator said beavis and butthead are conservative caricatures
i'm a social democrat cope
>woman and her doctor
When did Joe Biden become a biologist?
I see a lot of prostituteS and FORNICATORS.
>prostituteS
>FORNICATORS
>ugly fat white woman wearing a 'this is what a feminist looks like'
yeah, we know, that shirt isn't meant to be worn by you, what a self own
Mike Judge is a literal gun toting conservative. He's friends with Alex Jones for fricksake
>said beavis and butthead are conservative caricatures
That's literally King of the Hill
Mike Judge is literally best friends with Alex Jones. They hang out together like all the time.
He shat on the left too
The entire bit with their African son is legit funny. But I never watched more than 1 episode cause the rest was just dull. KotH worked cause the characters were immediately likeable.
OMG NOW I HAVE TO VOTE DEM!!!!!
Mike Judge is a libertarian. I have never said him mention anything about Beavis and Butt-Head being representative of conservatives, just 14 year old boys.
I'm trans btw
even if true
>i cannot like things if the creator has a different opinion than me
where the frick have all you fricking c**ts come from?
>where the frick have all you fricking c**ts come from?
Zoomer mouthbreather phone posters. Who fricking cares where they crawled from, as long as they go back.
Even if this were true I'm not seeing your point at all.
Xoomers just keep winning
I find it amazing how they can still make me laugh so hard at dick and ass jokes at 35 years old.
I laughed at every single one in the new movie.
Wheres the link?
.. theres a new beavis & butthead?
Could you like, shut up about your gear already?
Nobody wants some dude's gear in his thread.
>muh studio owned review site
>l-l-look at the high scores goyim
>don’t you wanna go see our product now
lmao no, die in a ditch you embarrassing israelitehomosexual
Just pirate it dude, who cares about giving money to some dumb big company.
>who cares about giving money to some dumb big company.
I do. I care about supporting Mike Judge and his projects in the hopes it means we can get more of it. Pirating it wrong and everyone should subscribe to Paramount+ to watch it and then unsubscribe at a later date if they want.
I don't have paramount+ and don't wanna pirate
Guess I won't be seeing it unless Cinemaphile does some group stream https://youtu.be/kAnZvehSJ04
Goodfellas also has a high score on there although not as high as Beavis & Butthead Do the Universe.
last I saw of Mike Judge was the JRE podcast where he was only on for like 30 mins and the rest was just some [shockingly racist prefix] rapper from the 80s
This gay shit wasn’t funny in the 90’s and it is just cringe now.
no one watched it though
MEGA link?
https://mega.nz/folder/lW4RRL5a#CfraRb8m5YHUuvCZ035P-g
pw: 2022
>.rar
no thanks. i would have accepted a simple Mp4. It's always a process figuring out how to open that shit.
Oh yeah, those complicated rar files. So hard to figure that shit out.
exactly
god damn you are a brainlet. First say using the computer?
I never understood why people think that B&B can't translate to modern era, etc.
The premise is two unbelievable horny idiots getting into all sorts of wacky adventures that they're completely oblivious too because of their idiocy, you can do it in literally any day and age.
The new movie is funnier than the old movie.
No, it just stands out among much lighter competition today.
>69
BOING
>50 ratings vs 250k ratings
Wow! What a completely fair comparison!
>Wow! What a completely fair comparison!
The ratings aren't going to drastically change. This will forever be the official scores. The people have spoken.
Sooooo where's the illegal stream?
I just watched it and it’s fricking gold. I don’t know how they pulled it off but it fricking did. First movie I laughed all the way through in ages. Even if it wasn’t peak beavis and butthead, it was still on par.
https://twitter.com/nescartridges/status/1540188036243283968
It's the vaush lookalike interrupting the negress that kills me
domenic dimeglio, the chief marketing officer of paramount, is responsible for these shill threads
the guy is a bigger spammer than kimmo alm and rapidly approaching abatap levels
>Critics like it
It must be woke dogshit.
>ignores audience score
the only people who would watch it are the built in audience so if it was bad, they would let it be known
oh right, because its like 2005 and clickfarms aren't a thing yet
You say this as if you subscribe to paramount+
Wrong board
Also, anyone who plays fightin vidya is an automatic homosexual for life.
>anyone who plays fightin vidya is an automatic homosexual for life.
You're thinking of MMOs or anime shit
they were literally this close to finally fricking. Why are they depriving them of this?
Paramount+ film
i didn´t like it
yeah but you also like wiener so it evens out.
take it easy shill, the third act was lame
The fact you couldn't see the humor in me saying you like wiener and literally took it in a aggressive and offensive manner is exactly why I don't value your opinions on this movie.
>The fact you couldn't see the humor in me saying you like wiener and literally took it in a aggressive and offensive manner is exactly why I don't value your opinions on this movie.
I just want them to score once bros, I was really hoping it would have happened. Although the alternate beavis scoring, and butthead getting a medal for hiding in a suitcase and watching was pretty good
>voice actors that weren't in Beavis and Butthead that were in King of the Hill just randomly show up to play a random character, or were in Beavis and Butthead and King of the Hill only to voice literally one line (Toby Huss)
Hankbros... is it our time soon?
why is the user score only 89