Been a while since we put in the work around here for real.

Been a while since we put in the work around here for real. Let's get down woods, what shots have you been calling lately?

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  1. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Everyone who replies after me is a poofter

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Anyone who replied before be did it without my permission (I have the keys hooped)

      You woods are gonna have to get down to solve this. I paid off the screws, you got 88 seconds to put the other on ice.

  2. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Anyone who replied before be did it without my permission (I have the keys hooped)

  3. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I miss this meme. The homosexual meme ruined all of its momentum.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >These crustposters... they need to understand.. that we run the show.
      >Some get it. Like the ones that put sage in all fields. But the rest of them think.. the more they spam their homosexual meme and spam us, it strips us of our power.
      >They even think they killed the meme.
      >They're dead fricking wrong.
      >We're just real selective.. of when to start our threads.
      >So the question is.. are you ready?

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >But the rest of them think.. the more they spam their homosexual meme and spam us
        frick i should have put more effort, this slipped by. sorry guys ill cool off the toilet wine.

  4. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    How the frick do you shive shit up your ass and then just pull it out? I'd be terrified that it's not coming back out or I rip my anus. I am nit ready to put in that work for the woodpile bros...

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      They use lube (such as toothpaste as featured in the movie, Shot Caller (2017) and also put in containers like paper or plastic bags. But an COanon here once told about the time someone's heroin balloon did break off inside and he died an agonizing death of... heroin overdose? Don't ask me about the science of that.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Toothpaste is an abrasive it would have the opposite effect and you'd have a minty butthole

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Maybe you're right, but maybe it depends on the toothpaste? I legit am not sure.

          Not related to this but the gay black gangbang in the movie is hundred percent on the money. I know a guy who did time (not a friend but I know him from the neighborhood) and he told me nogs would give each other blowjobs on yard and try to hide it. These fricks were degenerates to a comical degree, per his words. If anyone even insinuated that in the white groups, he'd be marked or 'greenlit'.

          Yea I'm getting this general consensus so far that the toads really do love getting ass and head, but the whites stay out of it. Unless it's the AB prostituting dudes out, but I haven't been able to check up on that much so unsure how prevalent that is or to whom they do it too.

          The shot caller vs Avon barksdale

          Shot Caller negdiffs.

          1) Money has far more discipline. Avon wanted to have sex right after prison, but Money turned down a dirt leg who even stripped down for him. Money is a far more focused hustler
          2) The AB is a far more sophisticated organization than any toad shit. They're the warrior elite of the whites
          3) The AB also can bring more gangs to help them
          4) The AB has connections to esse gangs, who if anyone recalls were owning blacks in Chicago during the Floyd riots. Although the AB could probably solo the nigs

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Now that you mention it, some wood did tell him about this time they gave up this lame to the toads because he wasn't doing what was demanded of him and he got raped or sodomized with something idk he didn't elaborate much but if it happens, it's usually lames who are kicked out given to the toads to rape.

            • 3 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              From Big Herc's interviews, acc. to the one with Wes you had to put in work always and that seems to be common for state cali prisons (although YT comments had a few guys claiming that sometimes, if your sentence was short, you were allowed to serve it out with no trouble) but an interview with a guy who did time in an AZ state prison said that it was optional, only thing is that you had to jump in with the woodpile if there's a riot involving your race.

              My semi-educated guess is that hardcore gangs (like the actual white supremacist skinheads like PDS, with whom Money got involved) will conscript anyone they can find but perhaps less radical ones will be more cool with it and maybe at most make you stic around their side of the yard looking tough or whatever.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                In Texas there’s a latin prison gang called Tango Blast that got big and powerful specifically because you don’t have to do a hit to join and you’re allowed to leave once your sentence is up. Not like Money who was expected to put in work on the outside too. Turns out lots of guys are ok with banding together to survive prison but don’t want to make a lifetime commitment, so their numbers ballooned and now they’re quite powerful.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Oh yeah I forgot, I've heard of such (like bible thumper gangs) and Tango Blast was actually a bit familiar. Anything like that in Cali?

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >Tango Blast

                Why the frick did those hispanics name their gang like a soft drink? 1000 Navy Seal's

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                He has gone straight (from what I know, works in this car mechanic shop) but he told me that he did his work (of course, didn't say what) and kept cool with all of them without once looking weak or submissive to them which is a death sentence. He did his time, walked out, still saw some of the guys he was in with on the outside but never got into outside work. Far as I know, of course. Good dude but he got mixed in with bad crowd and got an assault and battery charge due to some shit but he's clean now, i hope. he was with a gang that wasn't hardcore but you had to do work every week or so. he had at most one incident that resembled a riot but he just kicked people around until it stopped. interesting guy, overrall.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                I'm glad that he got to stay out, anon! All the memes are really funny but I do feel bad for those who get sucked into further and further criminal activity instead of rehabilitation. No point in being punitive if it only makes them double down and make the outside even worse when they get out. Having said that, I wonder how's that new El Salvadoran prison that apparently houses like all of the gang members. The outside seems to be super great now, but I also wonder how's the inside. Do gang politics still persist? New gangs? Are they now one to try and survive their new life, united against the cops? No idea tbh, but it did serve its main purpose quite well.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                the gangs and that system is an ouroboros. they go in for something, become even more extreme criminals that inevitably go back inside. The state profits off of this. They'll crack down on them for a while as they do once in a while to keep up appearances to the dumb public but from what I've seen, it's just an endless ouroboros (snake eating it's own tail) all for the gain of the usual suspects. these young boys once they put in ONE pinkie into that abyss, they'll be swallowed whole. This guy I knew says he's straight but he also is inked up and is cagey which makes me doubt that but still, he is outlier. 90 percent of these guys never stop until they are up for life.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          and crusty, don't forget the crust

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Not related to this but the gay black gangbang in the movie is hundred percent on the money. I know a guy who did time (not a friend but I know him from the neighborhood) and he told me nogs would give each other blowjobs on yard and try to hide it. These fricks were degenerates to a comical degree, per his words. If anyone even insinuated that in the white groups, he'd be marked or 'greenlit'.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        How the frick do you shive shit up your ass and then just pull it out? I'd be terrified that it's not coming back out or I rip my anus. I am nit ready to put in that work for the woodpile bros...

        I snuck a small baggie of heroin into jail once. I had to stick my finger up my ass for like 30 minutes trying to dig it out and couldn't get it so I had to switch to my middle finger to get it out.

  5. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    The shot caller vs Avon barksdale

  6. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Stay away from Black folk, do not talk to Black folk, Black folk are disgusting and should be avoided at all costs.

  7. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Money we got a new guy says he can put up the work, he says he keeps bees and calls himself the "beekeeper", what do you think?

  8. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous
    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      they break they own now huh...

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        they learned from they masters how to break other bucks themselves

  9. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Still shilling this literally who movie from 7 years ago
    Get some new material homosexual

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Better PC up lame, you just got greenlit.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous
      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        He had to get it on

  10. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Check em

  11. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous
  12. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >tfw can't grow a handlebar because my mustache doesn't grow thick enough to connect to my jawline

    it's over. I'll never call the shots

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      It's not over yet

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Cuff up dicky

  13. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    times you acted like the shot caller?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >too weak to break the cuffs

      They deserved it.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >Monkeys are literally tied to a table
      >Whitey was unable to execute all of them
      >Whitey was unable to execute a single one of them
      Weak

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        come on brother i doubt you'd be able to kill them all with one guy loose to attack you

  14. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    This movie made me think white gangs are supposed to be bad ass but when i went to jail they were everyones b***h in there wtf??

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Depends on the jail though, don't it? Not all white gangs are hardcore skinheads like PDS (Bottles, Shotgun, etc) AB (Redwood, The Beast, Money) or NLR (Ripper). Shot Caller featured the most infamous, idk what gangs you saw.

  15. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I made a grilled cheese sandwich and some tomato soup with chipotle in it and it was pretty lit!

  16. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I just green lit a sausage and egg biscuit for breakfast

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