>After an unexpected family tragedy, three generations of the Deetz family return to the small town of Winter River, Vermont. Paranormal empath Lydia Deetz (Winona Ryder) begins to see the lecherous demon Beetlejuice (Michael Keaton), who haunted her as a teenager. His plans to finally marry Lydia are given extra urgency when his dead wife Bellatrix (Monica Bellucci) comes to life and begins to stalk the afterlife hunting for him, while ghost detective Wolf Jackson (Willem Dafoe) pursues them both. Meanwhile, Lydia’s teenage daughter Astrid (Jenna Ortega) embarks on a romance with local teen Ben (Arthur Conti), while Lydia's stepmother Delia (Catherine O'Hara) struggles with whether she truly belongs to their family.
https://comicbookmovie.com/horror/beetlejuice-beetlejuice-synopsis-revealed-as-star-jenna-ortega-confirms-her-role-in-sequel-a209587
>another movie where Jenna is a bawd
Why does she keep taking these roles?
Because actors always take roles to cosplay as something they are not.
Because she's a legitimate prostitute
Sounds like way too much going on. That’s potentially four intersecting plotlines and two sub plots just in a description.
It's Tim Burton. He hasn't directed a good movie in over 20 years so I don't know what anyone is expecting here
He’s been rich for way too long and forgot how to make anything that isn’t a 100m+ budget studio movie.
That's roughly the amount of intersecting plotlines in the original film. It's just nobody would describe the synopsis of Beetlejuice in such a clunky and awkward way having already seen it. Although the movie will almost certainly be bad. And I'm pretty sure the only reason Monica Bellucci is in this is because it would be weird to have Helena Bonham Carter play another character called Bellatrix.
>his dead wife Bellatrix (Monica Bellucci) comes to life and begins to stalk the afterlife hunting for him
Why wasn't she already hunting him in the afterlife? This sentence confuses me.
She was probably dead-dead, but somehow returns. Or maybe she’s a former human bride who’a died and due to afterlife bureaucracy only now gets to go after her hubby
How many Black folk will there be in the film? If it's greater than 0 I'm not watching it.
Sounds like absolute horse shit
Absolute garbage israeliteslop, but to be fair so was the original
>Monica Bellucci
>milf Winona Ryder
I will now watch your film
Why no Alec Baldwin or Geena Davis?
Because the Maitlands are boring characters and one of them is a murderer
Geena Davis killed someone?
Yeah. She killed my boner
No Jeffrey Jones either, what gives?
Dude got outed as a MAP, and because they’re not a protected class yet, he’s blacklisted.
I honestly thought he’d been dead for years. I know Paul Reubens is dead, but I thought he died too.
legit a fun and great actor, I don't understand why he didn't get more roles.
it's crazy watching the original movie and seeing that Alec Baldwin was once a really handsome guy
He will make a surprise return at the climax of the film and save the day by shooting everyone in the face with his ghost gun.
Fortunately spectral bullets don’t harm the living so Lydia is fine.
Wednesday is slightly injured because she’s half ghost, the dead American football team that ran a train on Lydia at the end of the first movie is her father (all of them, that’s how ghost semen works).
Cap this post.
>once
Still is.
No dad
No watch
They kill off the dad because Jeffrey Jones can never live down being a pedophile. Adam and Barbara seem to have been written out. I am sick of these sequels to movies that are 30+ and 20+ years old.
>family tragedy happens bringing family together
>the teenage daughter just wants to run off and get dicked.
Exposing women for what they really are. Maybe Burton isn't such a hack after all.
>jenna ortega
so just another role where she doesn' act and just stares at people?
frick autistic women should all be killed.
>HELP! Monica Bellucci is trying to have sex with me! Somebody please help! 911 Help! 911 Help! Monica Bellucci is trying to have sex with me!
Undead mommy bellucci oh yes
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Why did they shell out $millions for Michael Keaton when they could have got Lori for like $350 and saved all the money on makeup?
hehe
>Lydia’s teenage daughter Astrid (Jenna Ortega) embarks on a romance with local teen Ben (Arthur Conti)
Great, a shoehorned romance subplot. Pass.
Where's Pete Davidson as a young Beetlejuice before he died?
Somehow, Jeffrey Jones has not returned.
when was the last truly decent blockbuster? Pirates of the Caribbean 1?
Pirates of the Caribbean 3
NOPE
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>three generations of the Deetz family return
>lecherous demon Beetlejuice
GIRL BOSS POWAH! Pass.
Sounds convolated as frick. I bet a writers room wrote this.
>unexpected family tragedy
Are they going to offscreen kill Jeffry Jones' character?
No, the tragedy was that he molested someone in the family
bump
they will not stop until they have killed every single pre existing IP from the 20th Century
They've been wanting to make a Beetlejuice sequel for over 35 years
and now they're making it in the worst Era of Hollywood history.
Should have just went the obvious route of Beetlejuice trying to frick Lydia's daughter. Can't do it because 2024 I know, which is why this movie is going to suck.
eeeugh no thank you
>After an unexpected family tragedy
I would guess the tragedy will be the death of the dad because Jeffrey Jones is black listed but being that the whole movie revolves around the afterlife how will they explain his complete non existence in the film?
nonces get the lost souls room
Easily. The Maitlands were bound to their house when they died, at least for a significant amount of time. Jonathan will be bound to whatever shithole New York condo he died in. The much better question is, if they're going back to the house from the original movie, where the heck are the Maitlands?
Hey lets (figuratively) dig up the old franchise Beetlejuice and (literally) rape it to death
where the hell's Otho
He died from fat
>no black people in the movie
what? How?
someone tell me what's bad about this
sounds kino depending on execution
it was made after 2019
It smells