*beheads your pregnant wife*. how do you respond without sounding mad?

*beheads your pregnant wife*
how do you respond without sounding mad?

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  1. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Jokes on you her mouth was the part I liked less about her lmoa

  2. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Read him his rights and then tell the boss I'm taking some time off

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Your leave balance shows that will need to be unpaid leave.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        This is why you shoot the guy. Paid administrative leave while the union and DA's office covers up what you did. Do you think they wouldn't? Imagine if it gets out to the other cops that a cop had his wife and child murdered, shot and killed the guy who did it, and then got prosecuted? Shit would be like Seattle after BLM.

  3. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I wouldn't say a single word to him. I would listen to what they have to say, and that's what no one did. And then shoot him.

  4. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    My kids are still alive and I can go sniffing around for some younger pussy without guilt. The 7 figure life insurance policy will be nice too. Thanks based boy diddler.

  5. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I wouldn't say anything. I'd shoot him, which is what no one did

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Someone actually shot him.

      Though.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        After screaming at him.

  6. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Why wouldn't I want to sound mad?

  7. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I wouldn't say a single word to him. I'd scale up the curved wall backwards with my rubber heels then go to website and that's what no one did.

  8. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Is it definitely supposed to be her head in the box or could it be the fetus?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      they actually never show what is in the box, it is a red herring, Fincher confirmed in an interview the box actually contained nothing. The reason Brad Pitt acts the way he does is because he had been "bamboozled" by this criminal who torments him. He worked the case so intensely and was presented with nothing

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Confirmed it was a BBC and seeing what was inside would have broke Brad's tiny penis brain

  9. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >she wouldn't give me head so i took hers
    This line gave me chills.

  10. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I didn't even know she was pregnant

  11. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I dont know but Brad's reaction was so funny, that guy has never felt genuine grief in his life he had no idea how to depict someone who literraly has the severed head of hee preganant wife in box by his side, he has to be one of the worst actors around but yeah pretty boy sells tickets.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I mean neither have I received the head of somebody I love in a box. I don't know I think he sold it well, looked like on the brink of madness the way his face was contracting. Just a grieving face wouldn't have been enough for such a shocking moment.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Brad Pitt is a great actor when he plays an idiot. I suspect that's because he's not really acting.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Brad Pitt has never been a serious actor and no one actually want it that way.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      brain-dead take
      unironically have a nice day

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      He peaked as Floyd

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      This is a weird meme to parade around. Almost as brain-dead as the "John Doe didn't do anything wrong" take.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >California stay away from here now
      the movie is great frick you

  12. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    "Pregnant? She sure had a good sense of humour, she hates kids!"

  13. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    behead his pregnant wife

  14. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Do you like apples?
    >Yeah.
    >Start skullfricking the head.
    HOW DO YOU LIKE DEM APPLES?!

  15. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    She was pregnant? Hmmm, that's odd... for you see, I'm sterile... hmmm... interdsasting... hmmm

    then the credits roll while i'm still hmmming.

  16. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Can anyone with insight into the film let me know if he beheaded her whilst she was still alive or did he kill her first and then took the head. Asking for a friend.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      He didn't do anything. The box is empty.

      The guy is a religious autist, he knows the difference between honor killing/execution and wrath/sinful murder.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        THEN WHY THE FRICK DIDN'T SOMERSET SAY SO?

  17. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    WUTS IN A BAWKS???

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous
      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        The only thing worse that posting ai slop is reposting ai slop that someone else made

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >someone else made

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        this is great, don't mind the ludites

  18. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Pro choice? How could I be mad, Im not a dumb uneducated hillbilly right winger!

  19. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    "That's not my wife."

  20. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I been asking for head from this b***h for the entirety of our marriage.

  21. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >how do you respond without sounding mad
    Needs to be an autoban string at this point.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >not clapping and drooling on yourself every time you post/see a stale meme
      go back

  22. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    for me?

  23. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Thanks John! She was a lame butthole who was starting to get wet for my partner’s BBC. I survived the worst sin of all because of your bravery—the cuckening has been avoided.

    The director’s assistant’s cut was really strange

  24. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >all of his deadly sin crimes involve punishing the sinner
    >for whatever reason, wrath must include the killing of an innocent
    why did fincher take the easy way out? was he working backwards?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Wrath isn't Spacey killing the pregnant girlfriend, who's an innocent in all of this, but rather Wrath was Pitt killing Spacey, who's actually a sinner. Spacey knew he was a sinner that needed to be punished.
      Not to mention that the box is empty, Pitt's girlfriend is alive and well. See

      they actually never show what is in the box, it is a red herring, Fincher confirmed in an interview the box actually contained nothing. The reason Brad Pitt acts the way he does is because he had been "bamboozled" by this criminal who torments him. He worked the case so intensely and was presented with nothing

      and

      He didn't do anything. The box is empty.

      The guy is a religious autist, he knows the difference between honor killing/execution and wrath/sinful murder.

      .

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        they actually never show what is in the box, it is a red herring, Fincher confirmed in an interview the box actually contained nothing. The reason Brad Pitt acts the way he does is because he had been "bamboozled" by this criminal who torments him. He worked the case so intensely and was presented with nothing

        Is it definitely supposed to be her head in the box or could it be the fetus?

        brainlet here, i thought he tricked pitt into killing him to make him be wraith but you guys are saying pitt was already a sinner before and thats why he had to be punished? what sins did pitt do to get him on the list for being set up?

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Having heterosexual, procreative sex with a white woman. Fincher's witchcraft knows no bounds.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        bro, i know pitt is wrath. his angry outbursts are shown repeatedly, he's obviously wrath. next you're going to tell me that spacey is envy as if you're the only one that put it together. my point is that every sinner is individually punished until pitt's character came up to the chopping block and fincher broke the pattern by involving paltrow. it completely undermines the audience's internal conflict on spacey's character when they make him a murderer. it ruins the character.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Once again Pitt's girlfriend is fine. She wasn't killed. The box was empty.

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            except the box clearly isn't empty, evidenced by freeman's reaction to the box and/or not simply showing the contents, or lackthereof, to pitt in order to resolve the conflict how he wanted. you'd be a brainlet to think the box is empty.

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              Maybe the dog's head?

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              the 'box is empty' gays are just trying to gas light everyone. the box may have been LITERALLY empty as a prop but in-universe it's got that lady's' head in it.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                same energy

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                There's no way it's empty, there's no way the sensible cop wouldn't just bring the empty box or tell him the box was empty in that case and he's clearly mortified about the contents

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >mortified
                I'd be embarrassed too if I found Gwyneth Paltrow's head in a box. What a classic blunder!

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >le box was empty
        Then why tf Fremen react the way he did? And what tf Spacey mean by "I took a souvenir"?

  25. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >spacey not in the credits or any of the posters, supposedly to avoid spoiling who the killer was
    did people really not know he was in the movie?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I certainly didn't when I saw it in the 90s but then again I didn't know who he was until this and Usual Suspects the same year

  26. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I’d have him go to jail, then pay inmates to rape and beat him everyday.

  27. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >*beheads your pregnant wife*
    >how do you respond without sounding mad?
    Evil is Evil. Lesser, greater, middling… Makes no difference. The degree is arbitary. The definition’s blurred. If I’m to choose between one evil and another… I’d rather not choose at all...

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      *butchers three dudes*

  28. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Lets not lose our heads here

  29. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    they should’ve gone with the original ending of morgan freeman killing the guy

  30. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    If you kill your enemies they win.

  31. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >looks like i owe you a beer bud hyuk hyuk hyuk
    >*turns up the sportsball to max volume*

  32. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    bro you just saved me so much in child support and divorce settlement

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      finally the only BASED reply ITT
      so many SIMPS and C U C K S on the chan these days it's unreal

  33. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Do a 180 and slowly back away

  34. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Thank you, you saved me from a boring normalgay life

  35. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    i'd calmly shoot him in the spine

  36. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >John Doe has the upper hand. If you kill him, he wins.
    >Morgan Freeman looks into camera
    >What do YOU think should happen, Anon?

  37. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    josef fritzl his ass
    no homo, just revenge

  38. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I'd cry over losing prime Goop too tbh

  39. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous
  40. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Repeatedly drive over his legs with my car

  41. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    oh man sure hope that wife of mine is okay haha
    you say she's pregnant too?

  42. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    can you really make people do whatever you want at gunpoint?

  43. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Is that chest hair real?

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