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  1. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    I cant help but feel a fortress that is backed into a wall like this is a bad idea. Also a drawbridge could've saved the main gate from being battered down.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      unless they built a cave system in the mountain

      hired dwarfs to do it

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        there is a cave system
        legolas and gimli are said to explore it after the third age

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        Im pretty sure they did have tunnels, just not enough to evacuate the entire city plus soldiers efficiently

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        Im pretty sure they did have tunnels, just not enough to evacuate the entire city plus soldiers efficiently

        It has been a while since I've seen it but when they fall back and barricade themselves in, Aragorn says something like "Send the women and children through the caves" (or something to that effect) and Theoden tells him they'll never make it through the mountains.

  2. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Why didn't they just drill a hole to the other side of the mountain?

  3. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    What movie is this from?

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Problem Child 2

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      cheaper by the dozen

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Boku No Boromir

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Daddy daycare

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Troy

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      The little mermaid

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Lord of the Rings The Return of the King

  4. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    why didnt sauronman just cause the mountain behind them to crumble big stones and bury the city? He could do that to the snowy mountain too

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      or ask cave trolls to drop big stones from the top of the mountain

  5. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    >no moat
    >no drawbridge
    >that tiny brick wall, not even reinforced with earthworks
    >no glacis at the wall .
    >no ravelins or tenailles
    >no hornworks
    >no tower on the left side of the wall
    utterly pathetic

  6. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    >unprenetable

  7. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    WITNESS ME

  8. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    what kind of powers would the ring give to boromir?

  9. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    >oh shit, we didn't count on them having a lebron james gigaBlack person uruk-hai

  10. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Ain't nobody ever heard of fire undoing stone

  11. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    would you?

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      marilyn manson

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      there were girl uruks?

  12. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Give me 10 good men, I'll impregnate the b***h

  13. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    for reference here is Tolkien's original sketch. The Deeping Wall actually has a point here, but it isn't photogenic enough for a film.

  14. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    What did they eat

  15. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    The wall is way too short.

  16. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    >No drawbridge
    >No cage trap hallway
    >No ballista
    >No walkway covered with spike traps over a very deep, smoothed pit
    >No tied up animals as bait
    >No drowning chamber of water or lava
    >No barracks of constantly training militia dwarves ready to strike at a moment's notice
    >No statue gardens commemorating the failed attempts at invasion which are littered in the bones of the invaders
    And they call this a fortress...A "FORTRESS"

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