BEHOLD. I AM NO LONGER THE WORST MAINSTREAM VENOM INCARNATION

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I AM NO LONGER THE WORST MAINSTREAM VENOM INCARNATION

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  1. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Why is the new game version of Venom bad?

    I only know that it's Harry, nothing beyond that.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      He's a pure evil 1-dimensional monster who wants world domination

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      He’s Coates Venom, but even more lame and gay

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      venom in the game is a villain just because. his entire shtick is taking over the world and turning everyone and everything into a symbiote kind of because he feels like it? its supposed to be that hes taking harrys "heal the world" shit up to 11 which is fine, but its never explained WHY symbioting everything is "healing the world". because symbiotes are better than normal people i guess? the meteor that venom shows up on also amps him up and enables him to be able to take over the city because it does? why do all the symbiote people have fricking spirals on their faces? why does the meteor have a spiral on it? why the frick does the meteor let venom grow wings??? because it looks cool!! as cool as it is watching him do stuff in the game, as a character hes a fricking waste whose actions can be boiled down to "because uh shut up" which is really unfortunate because on the other side of the coin, kraven is fricking fantastic and has none of the problems venom does

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        >why do all the symbiote people have fricking spirals on their faces? why does the meteor have a spiral on it? why the frick does the meteor let venom grow wings???
        Knull shit

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          >Knull shit
          This, they even gave Venom his wings from the event

          • 8 months ago
            Anonymous

            >why do all the symbiote people have fricking spirals on their faces? why does the meteor have a spiral on it? why the frick does the meteor let venom grow wings???
            Knull shit

            [...]

            yea we know that because of the comics, its never mentioned or hinted at in the game.

            [...]

            my assumption is that the symbiote sees what it does as healing harry and pete, thus if it does it to everyone it'll heal them all too.

            Someone speculated Insomniac looked at King in Black, saw a few panels with the wings and designs but never actually read the damn thing

            • 8 months ago
              Anonymous

              which is good, because king in black fricking sucked

              donny cates car accident is the best thing that happened to marvel in the last 3 years

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          >Knull shit
          This, they even gave Venom his wings from the event

          yea we know that because of the comics, its never mentioned or hinted at in the game.

          He's healing the world. The symbiote is manipulating Both Harry and Peter to Terra form the planet with promises that it will 'help'

          my assumption is that the symbiote sees what it does as healing harry and pete, thus if it does it to everyone it'll heal them all too.

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          well yea its obviously knull shit but in the context of the story it just happens because it looks cool

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        He's healing the world. The symbiote is manipulating Both Harry and Peter to Terra form the planet with promises that it will 'help'

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        I wish there were writers who did the villain who's evil because they deeply and intrinsically reject social norms, and desire actual change

  2. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    He looked so cool in the promotional art. WTF was up with the actual movie version?

  3. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    That would be Venom from the gay Venom movies

  4. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Why do the MCU and most recent Marvel games seem to primarily take from bad 2000s and 2010s comics as opposed to the decades worth of actual classic material?

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      cause old comics are like old and dated, duh. no wants to read those boomer.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      I've been asking this for ages. There was zero good reason we had to be in such a rush to get to civil war

  5. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    The game Venom is good frick off

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